95% of teens these days listen to the same formulaic, crappy pop over and over again. If you′re one of the 5% who still listens to real music, thumb this up, then copy and paste it to at least five videos. Don′t let the spirit of rock and roll die
He was on channel 5 police interceptors last night lol, he was blurred out, but definitely him. Got pulled over for no insurance and claimed he had diplomatic status cos he bought a certificate from his local shop lol.
@breedj01 I very much doubt it - He is a Sheffield Taxi driver. He once gave me a lift home when I missed the last train to Leeds after a points failure at Chesterfield
In addition to "Saturday Night Fever" and "Grease," nods to "Blow Out" are clearly evident here, in terms of what could happen to one's ear drums, television set and, ultimately, gray matter upon increased exposure.
Dude... what the fuck? I mean yeah sure great for trying...but seiriously.... work on it dude.....John Travolta is alot better than that....i am sure you're a big fan and all....but really you gotta alot of work to do if you wanna be as good as him.
that has to be the weirdest thing I have ever made the mistake of watching....the dude can't dance, can't sing. Guy needs to stick with what he knows. He doesn't have a chance in hell of being an entertainer.
God i wanna smash his ugly face in with an 18 wheeler truck and then burn his mush with a flamethrower. When will people with no talent realize that they have NO FUCKING TALENT???!!!
@kinzeUK A man holding a nonhereditary title conferred by a sovereign in recognition of personal merit or service to the country. eg Ben Kingsley becoming Sir as he was knighted by the Queen
nah he isnt, but if he did i think theyd die of embarassment, he still lives with his mother and hes like 40 something i think, but ive never met him but i want to so i can encourage him to go on britains got talent ;)
this is my second cousin, hes been doin his "repatuar" for about 20 years now, hes been on nearly every talent show and got nowhere, obviously, and yer its fake tan, he also died his eyebrows black lmao he just wont give up
hes a taxi driver in sheffield i found out about him when he drove me to the station he seemed really friendly and very inthusiastic about the dancing and aparently got a job for sheffield wednesday danceing 100 quid a pop.
I met this dude @ this yrs x-factor audition 2009 he has his wig in a freezer box!!! the guy made alot of people laf hes got balls tho. mike turner yer a TRUE HERO! LOL
I know nobody's rated my tirade against the lonny old bat Sharon Osbourne, but I don't give sh@t if they haven't done so. I wish she crawel under stone and never come out again?
If I was one of those contests in those audition,I'd tell that whore Sharon Osbourne, to fuck off back to the states. Where she could spoon feed her vegetable husband. Lonney old bat.
america is so dumb, everyone beleiving this shit...ITS TV! everything today, even reality tv shows (REALITY) are fake.
lovetownsend 2 weeks ago
This geezer is class
cardcutters 1 month ago
hahahhahaha hes on crack and alot of it
crazygirls746 1 month ago
You say Bruno Mars, I say Guns′n Roses
You say Hannah Montana, I say Aerosmith
You say Owl City, I say Bon Jovi
You say Jonas Brothers, I say Queen
You say Taylor Swift, I say AC/DC
You say Justin Bieber, I say Fuck You
95% of teens these days listen to the same formulaic, crappy pop over and over again. If you′re one of the 5% who still listens to real music, thumb this up, then copy and paste it to at least five videos. Don′t let the spirit of rock and roll die
rafanajouateamo1995 1 month ago 3
@rafanajouateamo1995
How is this related to the video, for fuck's sake?
ChakaZoltan 1 month ago
@rafanajouateamo1995 I have no fucking idea to^^
rafanajouateamo1995 1 month ago
wtf was that
thebitchulovtohate 2 months ago
deluded or what!!
perseus43 3 months ago
keep pressing 2, 3 and 4
xThaProGaMeRx 4 months ago
cocaine is a hell of a drug...
MrDigitop 5 months ago 20
press 5
casadirossetti 5 months ago
LMFAO, KIng of laughing
antonioefalate 5 months ago
He was on channel 5 police interceptors last night lol, he was blurred out, but definitely him. Got pulled over for no insurance and claimed he had diplomatic status cos he bought a certificate from his local shop lol.
breedj01 5 months ago
@breedj01 I very much doubt it - He is a Sheffield Taxi driver. He once gave me a lift home when I missed the last train to Leeds after a points failure at Chesterfield
punkpanther42 4 months ago
Martin Short is rolling over in his grave.
And he's not dead yet.
jmudloff 6 months ago
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making an ass out of himslef he thinks that will win the x factor bad get up 0:44 asshat bad looks fck hair hahahahhahahahahahahhahaha
theprimadancer101 6 months ago
making an ass out of himslef he thinks that will win the x factor bad get up 0:44 asshat bad looks fack hair
theprimadancer101 6 months ago
Love the look Sharon was giving him XD
Actor929 6 months ago
does he have ADD or something..o.e
xSasuNaruAmutox 7 months ago
O.O
jonty811 7 months ago
Hyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyydromatic
Darkblossomxx 7 months ago
In addition to "Saturday Night Fever" and "Grease," nods to "Blow Out" are clearly evident here, in terms of what could happen to one's ear drums, television set and, ultimately, gray matter upon increased exposure.
cinecrazedotcom 8 months ago
this video has just wasted 1:46 seconds of my life
misspuppy118 9 months ago
He's so uptight like a stick up his has and racing thru the lyrics asap to get that stick pulled out!
ehelibuff73 9 months ago
It is like the gangster rap version...
BedwithTed 9 months ago
I bet if you go to his house it looks like the jeepers creepers guys cave.
boshankers12 9 months ago
@boshankers12 ha ha ha
kinzeUK 6 months ago
@kinzeUK Jee-pers Cree-pers, where d'ya get those flares! :)
kinzeUK 6 months ago
Hahaha at 0:47 - 0:55!! And Simon at 1:12. Ha ha!!
naturebeautycare 9 months ago
Hahaha at 0:47!!
naturebeautycare 9 months ago
that's just stupid
Andyscobie 10 months ago
he looks like pete postlethwaite in a bad wig
mumbojumbo766 10 months ago
@mumbojumbo766 I knew he looked familiar! lol
kevincostnermyhero 7 months ago
That's real talent.
MrKelvincan 10 months ago
Oh hell naw....get the gun.................Somebody left the door open at Sing Sing Mental Institution?
KellyForest2000 11 months ago
I'm going to have nightmares tonight!
catholicpriest1 11 months ago
A total psychopath... very scary.
MrDenizen 1 year ago
omg
MyForzanapoli 1 year ago
maronna sant kist nun sap ballà pop hahahahahahaa
MyForzanapoli 1 year ago
why did this happen?
dngu00 1 year ago
help me!!!!! MDR!
MARIECHARLOTTE2013 1 year ago
anyone else think he talks and acts like frank spencer from some mothers do av em :L
MartinPurvis 1 year ago
i think he was on the x factor more than once dressed up differently
DavidGLudwig 1 year ago
Hahahahaha!! This can't be for real-must be acting!! :-)
littlebritain80 1 year ago
this guy is nuts and then some...lmao
navalwarfare 1 year ago
Booooooooooooooo
Marvcohen 1 year ago
O0:34 ..LOOK HOW IS LOOKING ... THINKING WTF ...L0L
christianakos07 1 year ago
WTF?
NLhyperNL 1 year ago
he reminds me of a boy from my old school..........
Jess140594 1 year ago
Dude... what the fuck? I mean yeah sure great for trying...but seiriously.... work on it dude.....John Travolta is alot better than that....i am sure you're a big fan and all....but really you gotta alot of work to do if you wanna be as good as him.
TheKokokiss 1 year ago
I thought he was gonna die
4uviki 1 year ago
Back to your mothers basement boy !!
Play this tape any time you need to
remember why you don't have a girlfreind.
mphandel 1 year ago
This is more fake then micheal jackson's nose...
KennYA51 1 year ago
WHAT THE HELL!????
Horizon99100 1 year ago
Poor guy, he got no talent
killermusen 1 year ago
can you just think?
THIS guy might be cooking your FOOD at your FAVORITE cafe? or
teaching your childern English? GEEPERS! ! ! !
Q4JULY33063 1 year ago
Im going to have nightmares now.... the dude is orange
gabbygreendayfreak 1 year ago
I don't get it. But over all impression: thumbs down.
Irochka2525 1 year ago
he looked like a jack in the box when he kept jumping up and down i was actually crying with laughter LOL
TheMissRockChick123 1 year ago 11
@TheMissRockChick123 For a Disco dancing update view " The Advanced Saturday Night Fever 3".
MichaelTurner2008 5 months ago
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahhah OMG, pick me off the floor, anyone!!!
Eudie64 1 year ago
that has to be the weirdest thing I have ever made the mistake of watching....the dude can't dance, can't sing. Guy needs to stick with what he knows. He doesn't have a chance in hell of being an entertainer.
SleepyG10 1 year ago
hahaha lol Simon at 1:13 :"What the hell?"
edan2008 1 year ago
is that really john?!?!?!?!?!?
ThePapaya26 1 year ago
wtf???? and bye the way. you should put john travolta impersonator x factor. I only clicked it to actually see john. your title is misleading
Kurasutaru 1 year ago
Ummm...... That's scary!!!!!!!!!!
19MEmyselfANDi97 1 year ago
God i wanna smash his ugly face in with an 18 wheeler truck and then burn his mush with a flamethrower. When will people with no talent realize that they have NO FUCKING TALENT???!!!
pedalpunk57 1 year ago
How silly
sesis21 1 year ago
is this fake or o.O???
MongolShogun 1 year ago
ie donta spek de eglisha
Iwishiwasafish100 1 year ago
0:46 scared the hell out of my dog. The only other time she freaks out like that is when they sound the tornado siren
TwitterBug26 1 year ago
"It's hyyyyyyyyyyyydromatic" lmao
hotpink910 1 year ago
Ok boys, take him away.
mattaroo 1 year ago
@mattaroo
Lmao!!!!
Still kills me each and everytime - why hasn't this man been knighted yet??!!
kinzeUK 1 year ago
"Adult man has the explosion" no doubt!!! Lmao
MrP4trck 1 year ago
no he didn't!!!
Terryhammerstone 1 year ago
Lmao @ the words on the bottom at the end. "it's not available at all.....anywhere."
shortsandsheep 1 year ago
Why does he even try
BeeGeesFan999 1 year ago
mental illness is sad
Kojakslapheadthe4th 1 year ago 21
@Kojakslapheadthe4th 573 thumbs up on that comment!
jmudloff 6 months ago
@Kojakslapheadthe4th Further viewing; The Advanced Saturday Night Fever 3
MichaelTurner2008 5 months ago
looooooooooooooool
jhelisalouise 1 year ago
Hmm...what a stupid fuck
Best bit is HIIIIIII and AHAHAHA fucking lol
Cannyzcandi 1 year ago
FTW.... Very Poor Guy... OMG
The Guy gets Owned
MrNacheso 1 year ago
That looked painful
Andyscobie 1 year ago
poor guy :S
MMoniKac 1 year ago
i hope john is not watching this video
StephenRayVaughan 1 year ago
OH MY GOD!... That was totally John Travolta!
toured87 2 years ago
THAT ISN'T JOHN TRAVOLTA!
66UchihaSasuke 2 years ago
Dude, was in a taxi with you last week. You look a little bit like John Travolta, if you squint. But you cant sing or dance!
apebrigade 2 years ago
This is the best ever, he is so origonal, and sing real fast I think he should of made it all the way to the top of American Idol!!!!
SingJiya 2 years ago
WTF??!?!?!
MRTheHedgehog 2 years ago
go on uncle michael, im proud of you :)
you never fail to entertainnn xx
becciwoo 2 years ago
WTF???????
Mizinko24 2 years ago
JHON BEFORE HOLE ::::
LOL>>>
Showayah 2 years ago
feoooooooooooooo
GUSTAVOVILLALAZ 2 years ago
Haaaaaaaaaaahahahaaaaaaaaaa !!! xD
Mahieutj 2 years ago
superb
ebodies56 2 years ago
Louis acts like he's never heard a curse word before
weepaul666 2 years ago
This is quite possibly the worst audition I'd ever seen. I had to favorite it so I could watch it again!
Repentia0289 2 years ago
This has to be some kind of wind-up, surely. Maybe a plant?
The look on Sharon's face is legendary.
UK31337 2 years ago
WTF was he haven a baby
TheGagenator 2 years ago
Marketing is everything.
I know, because I am,
GEORGE VREELAND HILL
GeorgeVreelandHill 2 years ago
Just watched this again for like 500th time.
Never gets old.
"It's highhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-dromatic"!
:o)
kinzeUK 2 years ago
looks like one of ben stiller's characters.
kkisser 2 years ago
i cant blieve he was serious
thelmaatobatele 2 years ago 2
holy shit
MaxHard9000 2 years ago
lolollolololololololololol
jameslawsonmessin 2 years ago
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TheSlayer3000 2 years ago
Did he die?
trancefuse 2 years ago
I think I speak for everyone here when I say: WTF?
billiardjay 2 years ago 129
LOL !!
NYer79 2 years ago
@billiardjay WTF indeed...
McFlanker 11 months ago
Why has this man not been knighted yet?
WELL???!!!!
kinzeUK 2 years ago 34
@kinzeUK wtf is knighted?
Schwarze999 7 months ago
@kinzeUK A man holding a nonhereditary title conferred by a sovereign in recognition of personal merit or service to the country. eg Ben Kingsley becoming Sir as he was knighted by the Queen
kinzeUK 7 months ago
@kinzeUK thats gay
Schwarze999 6 months ago
What a friggin tool.
sergeantRC 2 years ago
my uncle (L)
becciwoo 2 years ago 3
uahahahahahah funny!
snob0708 2 years ago
Wow that was funny
pwnedlifexx 2 years ago
PAH! i hope your not being serious
nah he isnt, but if he did i think theyd die of embarassment, he still lives with his mother and hes like 40 something i think, but ive never met him but i want to so i can encourage him to go on britains got talent ;)
pinchyrules 2 years ago
oh good lord
this is my second cousin, hes been doin his "repatuar" for about 20 years now, hes been on nearly every talent show and got nowhere, obviously, and yer its fake tan, he also died his eyebrows black lmao he just wont give up
pinchyrules 2 years ago
he doesn't have any children does he?..... |:
felixmul 2 years ago
UUUUMMMMMMMAAAAA NO!
sugahface 2 years ago
jajajajajajaajajajajaajajajajajaja q porqueria jajajajajajajaajajajajajajajajajajaajjaa
valeria2093 2 years ago
judge is like 'shoot me pls' xD
MTYnederlander 2 years ago 2
this is my unclee, go on uncle michael ;) xx
becciwoo 2 years ago
:) haha
ButterBabee1994 2 years ago
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Emmalala123 2 years ago
Its like eric idles unfunny,untalented retarted cousin.
ConcorX 2 years ago
hes a taxi driver in sheffield i found out about him when he drove me to the station he seemed really friendly and very inthusiastic about the dancing and aparently got a job for sheffield wednesday danceing 100 quid a pop.
alwaysoutnumber4d 2 years ago
his best
astifan1 2 years ago
I met this dude @ this yrs x-factor audition 2009 he has his wig in a freezer box!!! the guy made alot of people laf hes got balls tho. mike turner yer a TRUE HERO! LOL
martycguy 2 years ago
Johnny Rocco's was funnier because of the death threat in italian lol that was hilarious this guy looks like a rat lolz
TheRevolutionGirlz 2 years ago
ME TOOO VVVV ;L
caaitlyn12 2 years ago
this is my best friends uncle :d
ButterBabee1994 2 years ago
he fuk'd your granny!!
rogerilliams 2 years ago
unlcuky
prest707 2 years ago
has he had plastic surgery by any chance? look at his face
starmaverick 2 years ago
i think its a fake tan
macfilmz 2 years ago
yeh. i guess that makes sense
starmaverick 2 years ago
thats not a human.......
TheGamerFool 2 years ago 2
Some mothers do 'ave 'em
morbels 2 years ago
It's HYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYDROMATIC!
crescentsorrow 2 years ago
Christ! I've got sitches from laughing so much at this.
turner60 2 years ago
i want to buy his dvd. lol
superenga12 2 years ago
omg,what's wrong with him?!that was awful.
StarWarsFanatic99 2 years ago
hideous
chojinkid 2 years ago
like...huuuuuuuuh!?
nightblend 2 years ago
haha wat a numpty
sugarissweetandsoami 2 years ago
what a weirdo hahaha
MBro369 2 years ago
wtf
spelqueka 2 years ago
omg that was funny lmao
hotpink910 2 years ago
was that serious that totally creeped me out o.o
SCARY O.O
ashleycon123 2 years ago 7
what the devil just happened? my god!
SandiByrd 2 years ago
I'm scared.
aton5 3 years ago 32
Well... at least he provided entertainment ;).
Emmalala123 3 years ago
...OH LORD HELP THAT MAN.
chngdwrld 3 years ago
Ohh uncle michael ..
x
becciwoo 3 years ago
OUCH!
upyerbumbitch 3 years ago 2
staying alaive
cglittr 3 years ago
he mostly kept to himself,he was always very quiet,how many bodies did they find???!!!
paddythelion 3 years ago 7
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! QUALITY COMMENT, PADDY!
And yep, this one is STILL the best damn split-ma-sides laugh-fest 100 viewings on plus!
Someone give this man a knighthood already!!!
:D
kinzeUK 3 years ago
v good comment
sixstringsgareth 3 years ago
He looks so much as Jontra ,I thought it was him xD
Mudoglav 3 years ago
I'm sorry to say this but, Someone should of told him in a nice way, your not good, before he embarrass him self on TV.
kingpinbaby107 3 years ago
LOL!! he has gutts! x
dansagal 3 years ago 2
Should have done one of the stooges instead of travolta.
rockerbabysba 3 years ago
brave man
sijaad786saj 3 years ago
OMG what an idiot.. (no offense to anyone who likes him...)
funkymonkeyxxxx 3 years ago
someone give him a mirror.
abstractadobo 3 years ago
EPIC FAIL
BassistNumber2587 3 years ago
Fucking N00b..
Plasvi 3 years ago
Haha! Ozzys wife looks like she's going to hit him any moment if he doesn't stop!
jeannybates 3 years ago
waaaaaaaaaaaaaajajajajaja
wtf????
it´s real??
rofl
cachomaiden 3 years ago
holy shit!
omg!
hahahahahahahahahah lmfao!
snoon1993 3 years ago
jajajaja se me hace que esta actuado,porque hacer ese ridiculo ya es demasiado.
Rozziio91 3 years ago
no reaction from the judges...
BossMan1077 3 years ago
omg hilarious
lol
kingslo1 3 years ago
I know nobody's rated my tirade against the lonny old bat Sharon Osbourne, but I don't give sh@t if they haven't done so. I wish she crawel under stone and never come out again?
turner60 3 years ago
no joke this guy drove me home he is a taxi driver in sheffield
stretcharmstrong666 3 years ago 5
lol, really?
sacmaki 3 years ago
If I was one of those contests in those audition,I'd tell that whore Sharon Osbourne, to fuck off back to the states. Where she could spoon feed her vegetable husband. Lonney old bat.
turner60 3 years ago
JAJAJAJJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJajajajajajajajjaajjajaja thissssss isss nott seriusssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.....FUCKING ASSHOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
emilioga 3 years ago