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  • Were you feeling bold?

  • euston, we have a problem.

  • I believe you can fly.... I believe you can touch the sky

  • why was there female noises when your character is male?

  • WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO I WAS HIT BY GIANT

  • Holy Fuck,4 Sideflips

  • you are now a satellite

  • want to know, why this happens, the giants club is dividing by zero.

  • ACROBAT MASTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

  • He was level 2 and took on a giant noob

  • eat some shrooms and have a horror-trip, you will feel like 0:32

  • I believe i can fly...

  • HOMERUN!

  • I'm not even sure how this Knee thing is funny ... I never even cracked a smile when I heard the guard say that. The internet makes people so... yeah...

  • @SeriousFrank1 the quote itself is not a joke. Its not supposed to be funny. Its a meme because u can hear it from every single guard in the game. Then, used as a comment can be a very intelligent and funny response to a video.

  • @SeriousFrank1 exactly thank you

  • I leveled up to cloud 9.

  • That one was "THIS IS SPARTAA" the Skyrim way.

  • Hey I can see my Breezehome from here!

  • Dont fuck with giants !

    Or you get fucked UP

    You get it ?!

  • Acrobatic Skills increased by 35

  • »»───(knee)───►

  • >meet giants

    >become part of the nordic space programm

  • die imperial dog!!

  • You: Take that giant!

    Giant: Oooh that's right you bugger, RIGHT IN MY DUCKING CROTCH! TASTE MY FURY!

    You: *Goofy holler*

  • now i know how i will travel to the greybeards on my alt

  • Haha. Nice little cartwheel.

  • I Believe i can fly i believe a can touch the sky

  • Why is there an Ask.com ad that says how do i jailbreak my iphone?

  • Flying level increased to level 67

  • walk it off

  • i was in the giants mission to space, but i took an arrow in the knee

  • I used to be an adventurer like you, then a giant hit me and I became a volunteer for the NASA Space Program.

  • I used to be an adventurer like you, then i took a club to the head...

  • I used to be a cloud formation over skyrimm, but then I took an adventurer, struck by a giant, to the knee.

  • @ChocolateBear0217 In* the knee.

  • @PivotStryker to*

  • miracle whip

  • @SlightlyChoatey its getting old man find something else seriously....

  • i used to fly... but then i took an arrow to the knee.

  • @b37adam0121 i used to be funny, now im just an overused annoying saying...

  • @b37adam0121 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ÓMG THATS SUCH AN ODD JOKE

  • Weeee

  • i wonder what some people think when they see a dead body flying threw the air and some old lady comes out side there goes another one

  • I used to fly away by giant attacking me, but I took an arrow in my knee.

  • I play on expert and the game is quite easy for me ....i wish there was an " god mode " where is verry verry verry verry verry veryy FUCKING hard.

  • @Molhedim Well you could try master.

  • @XplosivCookie that's what i said i wrote expert instead of master .....sry my bad. The game is to easy in master mode for me . Sry for my mistake

  • @Molhedim Well I get my ass kicked by falmers on adept.. I'm glad someone's doing better :)

  • @XplosivCookie wish dragons were more hard and more creatures in the wild . So far the game is great , one of the best games i played.

  • @Molhedim HARDER!? Jesus, I tried a blood dragon on expert and it ATE me like 9 times, then I gave up, turned back on adept and hid behind a rock shooting him with a bow.

  • @XplosivCookie playing on hardest and rape everything on one hit most of the time. Guess it all comes down to how much time you spend on making items and armors.

  • @SolusGhost btw my sword alone deals 490+ dmg. and im level 49 there. Also counts.

  • @SolusGhost MainW: Daedric Greatsword - 493 damage + burn target 36 points + 1 second soultrap

    SecondW: Daedric Dagger - 67 Damage + paralyze 5 seconds + absorbs 10 health.

    Bow: Daedric Bow - 109 Damage + 43 magicka damage + burn 36 points

    Armor: Daedric Armor - 392 armor + 29% faster regen health + magicka regen 54% faster.

    Boots: Daedric - 178 armor + one handed 47% extra damage + two handed 47%extra damage.

    Gaunlets: Daedric - 178 armor + one handed 47% extra damage + two handed

  • @SolusGhost + 47 extra damage

    Helmet: Daedric - 193 armor + magicka 58% faster regen + 47% more bow damage.

    Ring: Magicka regen 58% faster + health regen 29% faster.

    Amulet: Health Regen 29% faster + Two handed attack 47% more damage

  • @SolusGhost Where did you get that ring?

  • @elitesoldier209 crafted and enchanted myself.-

  • @elitesoldier209 Get Smithing - alchemy - enchanting to a 100- Buy the skills that add crafting bonuses you need. Then enchant 4 items with fortify alchemy- Use those while crating an potion of fortify enchantment. Use the potion while you make new fortify alchemy items and so on until you cant get more % bonuses.- Then make potions of fortify smithing and use those when upgrading weapons and armor. Takes a while, but will net you some great equipment.-

  • @elitesoldier209 for the ring itself- in enchantment skills you can get an ability to put two enchantments on each item. use the alchemy and enchant method to buf up to to the highest fortify enchant potion. At then end of the whole enchant to fortify circle you just create a set with enchantment "fortify smithing"  that added with a fortify potion will give you the best stats.

  • @XplosivCookie i was doing totem quest at companions at lvl 14 on master and i spoted alduin summoning a dragon with wierd name and a blood dragon . Me and aela killed them both , took a bit of time but managed. I was playing bow . But as i said this game feels a bit to easy for me ...the only thing that compensate is the long hours you and stuff you can do.At lvl 1 you can take wild creatures with easy.Try killing a wolf or 2 in gothic 1 .....wish skyrim had a hardcore mode.

  • @Molhedim Well yeah, it sorta takes away when you're instantly able to take on ANYTHING. It would be good if there was a HC mode, totally agree with you.

  • this game is easy, just hide yourself from dragon breath or get frost/fire resistances with enchanting, use alchemy for stronger enchanting and smithing etc. also dont stand infront of a giant or a dragon. use magic/bows. i played on expert all the way through, and i know i could have done it on master. the hardest part on this game was getting to the greybeards when the troll came out.

  • i usually take a few hundred meters of distance and take out my bow and start spamming fire on mammoths and giants making my great army of rapist's and the lead them to wherever i like :D

  • lmfao yea i hit one then ran like a bitch back to the town and stopped before i entered the door... went up on the little balcony overlooking the second arch and smashed him... cunt was too big to enter hahaha

  • I was going to make a joke about taking an arrow in the knee, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

  • I used have sex but then I took arrow to the dick...

  • I used to be a knee, then i took an arrow to an adventurer

  • Knee arrow knee knee arrow knee arrow arrow knee knee knee knee arrow arrow knee arrow DAAAAAAAAAAAH

  • Houston. We have achieved orbit!

  • HOLD YOU CRIMINAL SCUM! NOBADY MAKES ARROW JOKES ON MY WATCH!

  • some call this a glitch, some call this fun

  • @pieterbal1 some call it the satallite

  • lol i guess that's what u get for dressing like a milk drinker

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  • I used to be a giant

    but then I took a spear to the throut

    now I'm dead

    Fuck you Dovahkiin

  • there is an awful amount of glitch videos about skyrim. not to mention AIs reacting incredibly stupid or oblivious.

    do things like this happen often?

  • @Sercil00 sometimes games still plenty worth the occasional glitch

  • @Sercil00 no pun intended?

  • @xXDoublexAceXx :D

    no pun intended at all^^

  • I used to be an adventurer... but then a giant hit me in the knees.

  • I use to be a knee, then I took a knee to the knee.

  • You don't have to jump. Pretty much if they hit you and you don't block you go flying.

  • knee ..

  • I used to shoot arrows in the knees. But now they're too many jokes about it :/

  • Now THAT'S a firm grip!

  • Your acrobatics skill increased.

  • It would be better if you bring her to kitchen.

  • i used to think everyone is retarded .. but then i realised it was just me

  • I used to be a Dragon Born, but then I took a mace to the face

  • @MrLolololXD wow that one auctually made me laugh XD

  • Looks like Skyrim won the Tamriel Space Race.

  • i used to play Skyrim, then i took an arrow on the knee.....

  • @meneerikownje i too used to think those jokes were stupid... Until i took an arrow to the knee

  • damn faithless imperials

  • Next Major League Baseball player ? I think so ! :D

  • Im the cabbage thief extrodinair and i killed a giant as level five

  • You were Skyrimmed

    

  • Did you guys know that the COMMENTS ARE THE SAME????

  • I used to pwn giants and other big thing, but i took an arrow to the knee

  • imperial scum

  • I adventurer knee knee arrow used to arrow knee until arrow adventurer

  • I used to fly so high then you then i....you know :)

  • Stop wit the arrow in the knee hopeless idiots i know you want thumb ups because you are idiots..

  • I had this the very first time I fought a giant.

    I thought he was gonna send me to oblivion!

    I flew like 400 yars...

    Than I took an arrow in the knee!

  • Be part of nordic space program

  • skyrim giants used to be fun... but then they stole my sweet role

  • I thunk you died, bro..

  • Skyrim space program

  • Because I picked the Imperial....is that giod or?

  • Who I'd the best or most commonly used race to use??

  • what is al that shit with arrow to the knee? i dont get it?

  • @xVecTic I didn´t get it either... then I took an arrow to the knee

  • team rockets blasting off a agiaaaan

  • I used to make arrow to the knee jokes,then i took a mace on the face and flipped 320 times in the air.

  • You think THAT'S bad...look at this /watch?v=HgTMjq8XZUc

  • @TheDocoz123 Ummmmm?????? Why???

  • i use to attack giants but i got clubbed in the face

  • I used to masterbate to this. Then I took an arrow in the knee...

  • i used to tell arrow to the knee jokes. but then the arrow took a knee...

  • I took an arrow to the knee only for reading comments

  • I used to be an arrow like you, but then I took a knee to the adventurer.

  • Ok, who the fuck keeps shooting people in the knee?

  • @MrViper365 Giants do.

  • @MrViper365 me until i got a arrow to the knee

  • giants are usless on any dfficulty when u semmon 2 dremora lords

  • you don't have to jump, it just happens

    

  • i used to be an arrow, then i took a knee to the face

  • I used TGM to be immortal, but then i took an arrow to the knee.....

  • I knee to use arrow like arrow but then I knee to the arrow.

  • @DonFrank2 YODA

  • @DonFrank2 what?|

    

  • @DonFrank2 KNEECEPTION.

  • I was going to make an arrow to the knee joke...

    Then i took an arrow to the knee.

  • r u lefthander? cuz i used to play like this :D but then i couldnt hold shield in right hand :/ and some1 stole my sweetroll :(((

  • "Screw gravity"

  • Omg I've been there... but then I took an arrow to the knee

  • this game is to easy, and the best clan to play was the dark brotherhood... i am glad i pirated it.

  • @mitsukai89 Maybe you should take the difficulty off novice...

  • @eeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkk i played on expert.

  • @mitsukai89 Of course you did...

  • @mitsukai89 You're probably playing on Novice...

  • @thePanzerwaffle2 nope i play on expert the first time.

  • i used to do cartwheels in the air like a pro.... then i took an arrow to the knee

  • 0:35 Hmm...shouldn't have messed with that Giant...

  • ragdoll physics... :D

  • I used to take an arrow to the knee...then I literally took an arrow to the face.

  • WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • LEGS WIDE-OPEN!

  • do a barrel roll

  • I used to take arrows to the knees, but then i bled to death.

  • skill up: flying 81

  • i used to take arrows to the knee but then i took an arrow to the knee...... knee-ception

  • Holy shit! Hahaha

  • Since Trolls can't troll you that much after first levels and Giants (Oh wait, Giants slay dragons every day.. why do we need the Dragonborn dude?) are easy on higher levels I belive we need something new and challenging like a Giant Trolls.

  • @NewNecro Actually lvl 40+ dragons mass murder giants.

    Then their's the fact giants never actually kill a dragon, they just knock it out.

    Only the dragon born can kill a dragon, so it can never revive.

  • @nisteven

    Actually, I saw a Giant owning an Elder Dragon with just a couple of hits. Also, just a couple of hours ago, I found a Dragon (-"Dragon"- as the weakest dragon) killed by a frozen troll. (I am around lvl 64). They kill it, and all what I have to do is to collect the soul and loot.

    Also, you can try this out at winterhold college, just leave the npcs do all the dirty work, you don't actually need to do the last hit. Sometimes I even found already dead dragons at the college.

  • @NewNecro You do know Elder dragon is not the strongest dragon right??

  • @nisteven

    Ancient Dragon perhaps?

    Still, it doesn't actually mean that Elder Dragons are garbage.

  • I used to mistake boxes for chests before getting high,

    then i took an arrow to the knee

  • Quick tip on reaching new cities/towns/caves/forts without travelling, horse carts or horses. Hit a giant.

    

  • @scaryninja1693 lmao

    

  • Where do the" arrow to the knee " jokes come from?

    Is it something in the game?