PIERRE KIRBY WEEK Pt. 2: "Full Metal Ninja" - The Cinema Snob

[BelatedCommiseration]

Yeah...I watch these old reviews and I really think the snob should go back up to his attic to do them rather than just lazily hanging out in his living room like he does now. His attic had more prescence, however I daresay it makes answering the door to other characters in the Brad Jones 'snob' universe a mite bit easier.

[horaciosi]

(4:33-4:50) Is he also talking about Naruto? :D

[punipunipunisher]

Dude, get a flatscreen.

[GoodFebruarian]

Sorry if i offended you, Asshole~

SONOVABITCH~! Why don't cha fight like a man~?

[Kekkon3n]

I wonder if hollywood starts to make Pierre Kirby remakes, when they run out of ideas.. again...

[alzorus]

@4:35 "Oh my ass it's 200 years ago, is that the same time in history when ninjas wore bright fucking pink and bandanas with the word ninja written across them ?"

[AMOVIEGUY14]

what music was that at the beginning?

[EchoBoomer1987]

Reb Brown is to Spoony, as Pierre Kirby is to Cinema Snob :D

[blue12384]

who is this Pierre Kirby and where is he now!

[johnnyhorror92182]

@blue12384 I read on the Snob's website sometime ago that Kirby did actually die. Snob got an email from someone who, I believe, knew Kirby and said that he really was killed when his boat was attacked by south seas pirates.

[deuone]

@johnnyhorror92182 its strange so little is known about all this, but that really seems to be the rumor of pirre kirbys fate. Its really tragic. I still like to imagine that his alive and well somewhere though.

[NodDisciple1]

@johnnyhorror92182 Nuuuuuu!!!!!  T_T

[bardockiv12]

hes still fucking alive and in stockton ca ive seen his fucking ass!

[NitrogenKing]

@bardockiv12 dude track him down and get him on the cinema snob asap

[resistanceunion]

Don't know why but that kirby story made me think hes reall kick ass dude.

[animaniaco]

"They wanna steal his GUN!"

LOL!!!

[Capng123]

Would it have killed them to flip over the headbands so the word "ninja" isn't visible?

Or did they think the audience wouldn't understand they were still ninjas if they did that?

[KajiCarson]

The snob reminds me of Mephistofeles.

[Supermanichigo]

wats the song in the beggining called?

geat review!!!!!!

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

Kirby...

Pink...

HE IS KIRBY! XD

[UltimateThanos]

This mystery has inspired me to write a fanfic in which the Snob teams up with Raphael (of ninja turtles fame) to rescue Pierre Kirby from the Triads.

[outtagoodnamesdangit]

...

I demand a link or directions telling me where I can read this. Seriously.

[UltimateThanos]

Gladly.

[Jchot]

wow.

[outtagoodnamesdangit]

Brad, I start to lose it right at "Lookin' for the douchebags who killed your pussy family, huh? Good luck with that, chump dick ass-fucker!" Great work, buddy.

[HacknSlash1983]

Pierre Kirby really is a missing person! He hasn't been seen since early 1990!

Is he dead? Probably. Someone should contact the police immediately!

[psychologicalshock]

LOL Yeah almost 20 years later.

[HacknSlash1983]

Exactly! It's been almost 20 years since anyone has seen the guy. Really, it has. He could be at the bottom of Hong Kong Bay. And no one cares. Poor Pierre Kirby

:-(

[psychologicalshock]

That is kind of sad, to be completely forgotten like that with only some people half-jokingly remembering you.

[HacknSlash1983]

Yeah, only in irony is he even mentioned. I haven't even heard of him until last week. I'm sure he's fine, he's just reclusive.

[psychologicalshock]

He's probably too old to do the sort of shit he does in these movies, he went missing a year after I was born so it has been a long time.

[telomerase1978]

I think you are responsible for his Star Meter going up 419% this week on imdb.

[acedotcom]

Review Turkish Star Wars

[88skisupreme]

I sent him a copy, it might just happen...

[Maxlord10]

So what, is this film a prequel to the Naruto universe?

[genetvideos]

Man, you are the coolest guy in Youtube.

[insane8veggies]

(removed my first comment because of a stupid spelling error)  What I meant to say was I think we have the same computer monitor.

[bigbillballbags]

Pierre Kirby looks like Rod Taylor

[strikecommando01]

can you review soldier terminators

[SpecialAgentKato]

6:29 that sounds like it was dubbed using South Park voices.

[Rabyte]

Wow, that monitor's gotta be as old as those movies. Or is it a TV screen XD

[buckiemohawk]

After this im going to lend the snob my netflix account so he can watch some ingmar bergman and terence malick lol

[noqa]

But hey, this isn't the first time two characters were mistaken as a full metal.

Just look at the Elric brothers.

[FatGuyWithACamaroz28]

boo, shit anime >:(

[DarkAngel182]

The music at 3.32 is from the film "Maniac".

I wonder if William Lustig is aware they ripped his score off?

[Poohell666]

lmfao!!! This was great! Very funny. Great work, man.

[InnerTurbulence73]

This is *the* show that just keeps getting better and better...

[bubthezombie]

The most epic week continues. This episode was better than the last. You know I was thinking that since the movies Pierre Kirby is in has only a little bit of footage of Kirby and with it being spliced in then why not take all the Kirby footage from all his movies and make one epic Pierre Kirby movie.

[MirkodiWallenberg]

What a great idea, maybe now we can get a real movie with story!

[totallyaffum]

The fuckin ending....

lol, I liked the scene where the ninjas curse ridiculously

[MexicanMetlAC]

Wow, what a crazy fucking way to make a movie. Haha

[ImDrTedNelson]

pierre kirby IS andy kaufman

[stevemcquark]

I have a friend who looks a lot like Mr. Kirby...

[Scorpie]

Just glad to see that you didn't disappear like Pierre.

[SaitekGamer]

"And i need a computer desk.."

[skrag2112]

Wow! Pierre Kirby is literally the man who never was! A mystery wrapped in a riddle inside a fucking enigma! Maybe he was a mass hallucination created by the fevered brains of millions of martial arts fans. Maybe he was the eidolon of a higher being sent to earth for a short time to confound the souls of men. We may never know. All I know is that I'll be roaming the streets tonight, drunk, shouting at the uncaring stars "WHERE ARE YOU PIERRE KIRBY?!"

[steel6619]

loved the computer monitor lol

[Pilot9000]

I know what happended to PIERRE KIRBY. He blasted off into space to fight space ninjas from Mars...something horrible happended his rocket's guidances system flew him directly into the sun.

ok, anyway I'm enjoying PIERRE KIRBY WEEK, good work.

[huntermccartyney]

Finally, another video.

[TheReceptionist]

Pink 4 life.

[Gado911]

Pink Ninjas? AWESOME!!!

[thecinemasnob]

I agree with all of you.  There needs to be a movie based on Pierre Kirby's life. Eric Bana would make a good Pierre.

[MillywiggZ]

You'd need to splice in some unfinished Japanese movie too.

[pablostgermain]

Splice it with a godzilla film and call it ninja lizards in true Ho style.

[NodDisciple1]

@thecinemasnob I want a Pierre Kirby action figure. :'(

[SexVampireBite]

"LOOK AT THIS!"

Awesome sauce!

[CrimsonDusk]

The story of Kirby's "biography" sounds better than all his movies and should be done by someone because that movie would rock for just it's cheesiness and camp value. It would be like Grindhouse: Planet Terror and Death Proof or Bubba Ho-tep.

[RavnDream]

another weird thing about these flicks: Kung-fu is Chinese isnt it? But ninjas are Japanese! That's one crazy mixing of Oriental culture! lol

[PetesBloodyHand]

Pierre Kirby looks like a golfer.

[346436]

Is that a cameo by Street Fighter's Ryu at 4:44?

[badandtheugly]

Ninja's love to advertise!

[marvelmania]

It would be really nice, if you would provide us with some links where to get those pierre kirby gems ^^

[pablostgermain]

I think you should put your next movie on hold and start on the script for the pierre kirby story

[Raven9940]

I was wondering when he was going to comment on the godawful outfits. Those have got to be the worst ninja costumes I've ever seen in a movie. They make the American Ninja costumes look like the ones in Batman Begins.

[oliverscott2007]

"Don't give me that Buddhist shit!"

"How dare you say that!"

[Madskull2]

I love the cinema snob

[sirkevins]

Pierre Kirby: International Man of Mystery.

[Ogma01]

Sounds like Pierre is/was Australian... Did you spot any Pierre Kirby's working in Oz while you were searching???

[bobbystips]

What's the music at the start?

[marvelmania]

It's from a fight scene from Ninja Untouchables starring Pierre Kirby ;)

[cinephile17]

Excellent video Cinema Snob! They just keep getting better and better!

[TheUnderdwellers]

Bravo, can't wait for the rest

[thecrimsonfloyd]

Me too!

[wwereaper]

the story of kirby would make a badass movie lmao

[campusmoviemaker]

wow this movie was bad

[LoticaStudios]

Awesome episode! I enjoyed it.