I just started watching those videos and I gotta say, I love'em, but I always have this BIG "whattaflock" moment while watching it. I mean, that's some messed up sh*t. :P
Ok,ppl keep asking me what she said She said "Please Please .Dont worry.Chris is curious.Chris let me explain it.Its very simple. We similize the clitorous.And what we do is sometimes with the hands,with the mouth,or someitmes what you call the scissors and what u do is the you put our legs like this ( at 2:35) until we reach our orgasm. Thats it very simple."
@katcosmetics some chick posted it here and it was in the top comments but then there were MORE top comments so it dissapeared... it was like we use our hands to "stimulate" each other until we orgas*m <--i dont like to use the word. ucky. lol :p
"How do you guys, like, do it?" "WHAT? THEY DON'T HAVE A DANGER!" " Your a danger! You dont even know what a danger is! Yes, i do i have one!!!! They don"t!!!!!!!!" lol funny shit =p
@leah1597 She said "Please Please .Dont worry.Chris is curious.Chris let me explain it.Its very simple. We similize the clitorous.And what we do is sometimes with the hands,with the mouth,or someitmes what you call the scissors and what u do is the you put our legs like this ( at 2:35) until we reach our orgasm. Thats it very simple."
@UchihaSurvivor360 they translated it a couple weeks ago, so you might have to scroll way back into the comments. she was basically talking about the positions they used to have sex.
What María says for people that don't speak spanish "Oh please, oh please. Don't worry about it. Chris is only curious. Chris let me explain it to you, its really simple. We stimulate our clitorus and what we do is sometimes with our hands, with our mouths or sometimes we "scissor" which means we put our legs like this (what her hands are doing at 2:36) and we stimulate ourselfs until we reach our orgasum. It's that simple." That's basicly it
@tyffww Number one, she doesn't seem like a skank, and number two, let's just say she was describing how lesbians scissor and the last word in the explanation was orgasmo, meaning orgasm.
'heh, kellys not a musician, her songs are totally ga-..well not gay, gay, but like stupid gay..you know..?"
"no i dont chris. Why dont you extrapolate."
"Yeah chris.. exTRAPolate."
"there is no need for that language, you dirty mouth!"
"your thinking of masturbate mom, extrapolate's different..."
Hahaha one of my fav parts :P
oopoo12345 2 months ago in playlist Kelly videos 216
The lesbians are here. Oh boy.
qodui 6 months ago 1399
Also, Margaret Cho! I was like - WTF! :D:D:D
XupicorA 6 months ago 155
Yup. :)
I just started watching those videos and I gotta say, I love'em, but I always have this BIG "whattaflock" moment while watching it. I mean, that's some messed up sh*t. :P
XupicorA 6 months ago 78
Retard moment, I know. But is Kelly, Chris, the Dad, Aunt whatever and the granny the same person?
JohnnyKnoxvilleKB 6 months ago 167
FUCK YOU WITH SOMETHING HARD AND SANDPAPERY.
ChaChaHancho 6 months ago 447
I have the exact same glasses Kelly is wearing! Ha!
royspeedyharper 6 months ago 77
FUCKING MARGARET CHO!!!!!!!!!!!!
TwistedxJester 6 months ago 58
The girl from 4:53 - 4:58 is HAWT
1latino8 6 months ago 6
Ok,ppl keep asking me what she said She said "Please Please .Dont worry.Chris is curious.Chris let me explain it.Its very simple. We similize the clitorous.And what we do is sometimes with the hands,with the mouth,or someitmes what you call the scissors and what u do is the you put our legs like this ( at 2:35) until we reach our orgasm. Thats it very simple."
4evasmileyface24 6 months ago 26
@4evasmileyface24 Actually, she didn't say it right, but she meant "stimulate our clitorises" not "similize the clitorous".
leopardo35 6 months ago 105
I hate miracle whip.
1recordplayer 6 months ago 2
We seriously need to get Rebecca Black to do a cover of this song. At least then she actually will have some miniscule amount of respect.
ImaHotBananaSplit 6 months ago 5
Masterbation is epic
for michael
EpicllyAwesomeDude 6 months ago 2
5:09 Amanda Palmer! :D
CofJustice 6 months ago 9
Lemme Borrow That Fucking Top!!!
OoJaimeyoO 6 months ago
i heard grandma say bitch lol....nd mom shouldnt call kelly fat when she is.
xXxmexicanbaby12xXx 6 months ago 2
"I'm gonna betchslap the dumb outta you!!!!!!" I lol'd at that XD
AshleyHouson 6 months ago 12
"She went shopping" "Did she go get some whiskey?"
XxStaraxX 6 months ago 4
Don't be a betch
SawTrapedTV 6 months ago
"I'm gonna backslap the dumb outta you!!!" LMFAO XD
SHELBY10097ALEX 6 months ago
After five minutes i was like lets go.
SharkTheChef 6 months ago 2
That was so funny
llEVILJESTERll 6 months ago
FUCK YOU WITH SOMETHING HARD AND SANDPAPERY
Savyruiz22VEVO 6 months ago
Uh kelly? Your grounded. AWW! BUT I DIDNT MEAN TO!
Savyruiz22VEVO 6 months ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL CUNNINGHAM MUFFINS! FUCK IT!
Savyruiz22VEVO 6 months ago
@katcosmetics some chick posted it here and it was in the top comments but then there were MORE top comments so it dissapeared... it was like we use our hands to "stimulate" each other until we orgas*m <--i dont like to use the word. ucky. lol :p
mrscolourful99 6 months ago
this song is HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pawiepawie 6 months ago
She went shopping!
TDIGuy9876 6 months ago 2
the top should have said queer!!!!!
lovepink205 6 months ago
what did she say in spanish?
DuckyPire 6 months ago
i dont like this viedo i wish you can go to down hahahah
weezy123733 6 months ago
LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
414Crissie 6 months ago
4:55 lisa nova
paramorehotgoth 6 months ago
i wish i never understood spanish that time! D:'
yukariminato 6 months ago 3
at 0:23 is it me or does that man have boobs
kungfuapples 6 months ago
@kungfuapples LOL it's supposed to be a woman :L It's just a man playing her :L
BethanyRachelFairley 6 months ago
the girl she wanted the top from (when she was in her car) was listening to text message break up from the other kelly video :D
girlsarepretty23456 6 months ago
*FAWK YOU WITH SOMETHING HARD AND SAND PAPERY!* 0.0
nemmy1411 6 months ago 3
"Have some whiskey honey make you feel better" LOL!
monsterman1199 6 months ago 2
some girl gets hit in the face so everyone takes their clothes off xD BWAHHAHAHAHAHAH
sarahlulubells 6 months ago
SHE WENT SHOPPING! I love that part. thumbs up if you do to!
Iheartzombiechews 6 months ago 4
umm Kelly... *looks arround* your grounded. AWWW!! lmao every time!
leskene13 6 months ago 2
fat chance hahahahaha
rcbmxify 6 months ago
thumbs up if you heard mother grandma say 'bitch...' at 3:42 xD
funniequeenz 6 months ago 3206
@funniequeenz I heard her!
BiggestWofFan 6 months ago
y does that dude have boobs 0.o lmao
liltlejaejay 6 months ago
thumbs up if u saw that jesus wagon prayer group :)
MrBonzura 6 months ago
so funny lol and awesome brb
musicgirl4evaandeva 6 months ago
i'm gonna butt slap the dumb outta you
strobeicrawr 6 months ago
Kelly at the end!!!!
cheezycrossman34 6 months ago
"Fuck you with something hard and sand pappery." hahha
Deedeedee12321 6 months ago 4
I understood a tiny bit of that spanish and i heard: Clitorus, mouth, scissor, we
Why did i take spanish?
QuinnyBoy95 6 months ago 2
at 6:22 lol the granny
MrWolf4404 6 months ago
Hahahahahah the grandma is the funniest!!!! lol ....bitch...
koolinturn 6 months ago
"How do you guys, like, do it?" "WHAT? THEY DON'T HAVE A DANGER!" " Your a danger! You dont even know what a danger is! Yes, i do i have one!!!! They don"t!!!!!!!!" lol funny shit =p
alia24681 6 months ago
it sucks that i understod everything she said ^.^'
TheKLMShow1 6 months ago
@101prep teehee thats like the best part
lmacdougall13 6 months ago
I freaking LOVE THIS
lmacdougall13 6 months ago
The mum reminds me of a teacher I had in primary school... AHHHHHH what a twat :'D
hexinabox 6 months ago
singer in the dreadson dolls and guitarist from janes addiction are in this from 5:06 to 5:10.....wtf???
jayandclemstrikeback 6 months ago
"Fuck you with something hard and sand papery." xD
101prep 6 months ago
Chris's Mistake
"I signed up for the Abstinence Program. DAMN IT!"
JohnnyVictorica41399 6 months ago
lol amanda palmer XD
victorienna 6 months ago
uuummm kelly ur grounded
cokycola1 6 months ago
english translation please!(:
prinsesspunk10 6 months ago
@prinsesspunk10 haha shee'ss sayinqqq thaat theey wee theey have sex they spread there leqss
& open ther mouthh haha ?
JossyKilluhh817 6 months ago
@JossyKilluhh817 oh hahahahaO.o
prinsesspunk10 6 months ago
O_o it was weird for me knowing spanish,so i knew what she said.... O_o hahah!
4evasmileyface24 6 months ago 1613
@4evasmileyface24 u can pick out words like clit lol
firebird4193 6 months ago
@4evasmileyface24 so did she really say what I think she said.
evilmonkeyactress 6 months ago
@4evasmileyface24 what did she say??
leah1597 6 months ago
@leah1597 She said "Please Please .Dont worry.Chris is curious.Chris let me explain it.Its very simple. We similize the clitorous.And what we do is sometimes with the hands,with the mouth,or someitmes what you call the scissors and what u do is the you put our legs like this ( at 2:35) until we reach our orgasm. Thats it very simple."
4evasmileyface24 6 months ago 13
@4evasmileyface24 then what did she say??????
iamblondiii97 6 months ago
@4evasmileyface24 what did she say
mogi228x 6 months ago 22
@4evasmileyface24 what she say
wwwpastacom 6 months ago 149
AWWWWWW
Iheartzombiechews 6 months ago
LMFAO
journalchirp 6 months ago
When are you gonna make more videos??
hardrocklover55 6 months ago
I've already been to heaven.... I've already been to heaven. I was like after 5 minutes lets go.... rofl
joecartoon1000 6 months ago 3
Kelly: "She Went Shopping!"
Grandma: "Did She Get Some Whiskey??!"
LOL
kekeceyo 6 months ago
I WANT THAT FUCKING TOP!!!!!!!!
Kduncan3077 6 months ago
is that lisa nova at 4:55 :O?
OMGusernameBITCHES 6 months ago
HAVE A SHOT OF WHISKEY, HONEY! MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD!
shanicexo94 6 months ago 3
ive already been to heaven and after 5 min i was like lets go!
1cookie1995 6 months ago
Mom: so this is the top you wanted to borrow
Kelly: Ya cause its a cute top
Mom: *Looks around* uh kelly your grounded
Kelly:AWWWWW
cassybear1100 6 months ago
anyone else hear "bitch" after her mom said "i don't know where she get's that" at 3:41 lol
tylo38 6 months ago 2
that akward moment when you us the word gay as a synonym for retarded when there are gay people around.
AkitheHedgehog224 6 months ago
O.O now that I see this after so many years, I realize that her friend is LISANOVA holy shit haha, so awesome.
RealEllaMuffin 6 months ago
I can't do that, I signed up for the absence program... DAMAT!
KiliFili13 6 months ago
Mom~ this is the top you wanted to borrow
Kelly~ yea its a cute top
Mom~ *looks around* Kelly your grounded
Kelly~ ahhhhhh
Lmao
DivaNWildChild 6 months ago
this islike shane dawson. he plays every character thumbs up if u agree! :)
osnapitzkk1 6 months ago
Um, Kelly you're grounded... Ughhhh... 6:42
EmilyLuvzWho 6 months ago
LIKE THIS COMMENT AND HELP SPONSOR THE AMERICAN VEGAN GIRL ON GIRL SAMMICH TOUR
bbat4ever9000 6 months ago 5
6:42
EmilyLuvzWho 6 months ago
ask a ninja ninja :0
ninjamooseofthemist 6 months ago
1:42
angelfromhell1776 6 months ago
Thts good the cheerledaers got hurt cuz i really hate them! This is coming from the heart!
CakeMeTay 6 months ago
If sombody is named Kelly is tht how they would look like? And Act?
CakeMeTay 6 months ago
0:46 LMAO......Trust me.
Taranox101 6 months ago
this is soooo weird....i love it!!
AltarianPrincess 6 months ago
f*ck you with something hard and sand papery
mrscolourful99 6 months ago
OMG IT SOUNDS LIKE REBECCA BLACK!! lmfao XD
mrscolourful99 6 months ago
MARGARET CHO?!
WhoaSnapItsAudrey 6 months ago
Oh how I love Heather XD She can just stare at someone and they run in fear
PivUHT0107 6 months ago
I just noticed LisaNova is in this! ((:
Shelbyisgroovayy 6 months ago
is that guy in the purple in every video? he's kool XD
AndySixxKornGurl 6 months ago
I think Kelly should just go live with Aunt Susan's lol it seems like it would be calmer
LordValor001 6 months ago
heylove this song so fucking nmuch let me borrow that top ;) <3
bootsybaby13 6 months ago
LOL WAS THAT THE NINJA FROM ASK A NINJA?!
kyokomirror 6 months ago
LET ME BOROW THAT FUCKIN TOP LMAO
teamjacobherules 6 months ago
I'm gonna bitch slap the dumb at you! :D
tinytinky95 6 months ago
Oh boy the lezbians are here ;D
tinytinky95 6 months ago
I'm so glad I'm taking spanish..... Now I understand what Maria said!!!! YaaY!!!!!!
Chocaholic523 6 months ago
:D AFP
RoKeTBuNNy 6 months ago
OMG Lisa nova :O
EpicEleanor 6 months ago
Is kelly an actual girl, or a man in a wig???
Tropicalfishbeta 6 months ago
I like the part and hes like, "Now Kelly, what do you want to do?" Kelly answers, "I wanna borrow that top!!"
ImmaUniquePerson53 6 months ago
Organic vegan girl on girl sandwich tour..
Dittyho 6 months ago
Kelly: "Yeah Chris, extrapolate."
Kelly's mom: "There is no need for the dirty language you dirty mouth."
Kelly: "You're thinking of masturbate mom, extrapolates different."
Hahahah
Lanihatesyoualot 6 months ago
"Ugh you just won't die will you" lol
jbforever1994 6 months ago 97
@jbforever1994 it was just Ugh you just won't die, no will you just to let ya know
MattG60173 6 months ago
this video makes me wish i had a twin sister i dont know why lmao
LordValor001 6 months ago
oh no... dont mind me... im just here for the hot chick with tha keytar <3
makedarkroses 6 months ago
some random ninja jumps out of a tree thats funny lol
caboose250 6 months ago
beatch
parttygrile101 6 months ago
CLICK ON THIS FOR THE STARTING:
4:00
SkateborderX12 6 months ago 3
I want that shirt.
PrincessAngstYT 6 months ago
hahahahah pie death
SupaDaBombDiggity 6 months ago
"i already been to heaven , i already been to heaven, in 5 mins i was lets goo" LOL
sandiego127 6 months ago
bitch
V13V11N13 6 months ago
lisanova?
Flweep 6 months ago
You grounded.
Leylaashley 6 months ago
Her parent's are douchebags.
ImWeird4You 6 months ago 3
umm kelly....ur grounded. AWWWW! xD
kenzie257 6 months ago
What's a dangir?
123staceygirl 6 months ago
@123staceygirl u dont wanna know
shadowfansonicx 6 months ago
"your a dangger!" "your a dangger!" "you dont even know what a dangger is!" xD
525CoolGirl 6 months ago
YES Amanda Palmer at 5:09!
KlimtPhelan 6 months ago
fuck you fat bitch, oh yeah, i said you're fat!
ariannabs21 6 months ago
"ugh you just wont die..."
JmlBeauty 6 months ago
Thumbs up if you understand spanish and understood how they both do it :D
SkeletoRicuaTV 6 months ago 5
does that grandma ever die!?!?! :P <3
iloveBieberfever1997 6 months ago
Lol "with sumthin hard and SANDpapery!"
spikergolden234 6 months ago
YOURE A DANGER
St0ryL4nd 6 months ago
you just wont die will u
divinetothecore 6 months ago
Whoever speaks spanish PLEASE TRANSLATE!!!
UchihaSurvivor360 6 months ago
@UchihaSurvivor360 they translated it a couple weeks ago, so you might have to scroll way back into the comments. she was basically talking about the positions they used to have sex.
knobylob 6 months ago
is that lisa nova
partygirllove95 6 months ago
'oh you just wont die will you' lol haha
darthkitty666 6 months ago
Let me borrow that top betch!(:
BieberFever4452 6 months ago
lol.threw all that,i would have said FUCK.
SkateborderX12 6 months ago
It's a cute top
username85070 6 months ago
notice he said girl ON girl.
ughhomework 6 months ago
I've already been to heaven and after 5 minutes i was like let's..go...
nekbiter 6 months ago
love how youtube wont go full screen...gay
TeamMonteCarlo98 6 months ago
Fuck you u with something hard and sand papery!
werule79 6 months ago
"so how to you do it?" "we use a dildo duuh."
xex1o1 6 months ago
Liam= fail tranny.
The1andonlyIris 6 months ago
What María says for people that don't speak spanish "Oh please, oh please. Don't worry about it. Chris is only curious. Chris let me explain it to you, its really simple. We stimulate our clitorus and what we do is sometimes with our hands, with our mouths or sometimes we "scissor" which means we put our legs like this (what her hands are doing at 2:36) and we stimulate ourselfs until we reach our orgasum. It's that simple." That's basicly it
SpeciesXConfused 6 months ago 120
@SpeciesXConfused HAHA thanks!!!
UchihaSurvivor360 6 months ago
Aunt Susan looks like Scott Foley.
ShawnaC123 6 months ago
"I've always said, that the best folk music, comes from the Dutch." *bottle pops"
Darkwood5555 6 months ago
some one translate hwat the hispanic lesbian skank said
tyffww 6 months ago
@tyffww Number one, she doesn't seem like a skank, and number two, let's just say she was describing how lesbians scissor and the last word in the explanation was orgasmo, meaning orgasm.
recordnerd21 6 months ago
You're thinking of masterbate. Extrapolate (sorry for spelling) is different.
10blonde11 6 months ago
Mom: i don't know where she gets tht !
haha yeah you should, when you're sitting there stuffing your own face.
Laney8898 6 months ago
'Oh Chris, stop putting your foot in your mouth, have some whiskey honey, makes you feel better!' 'Oh, you just won't die will you?'
JadeDanie 6 months ago 3
Exstrapolate XD Love that word!
dysfunctionalangel1 6 months ago 2
How do you guys do it??
wahhhh? they dont have a dangggger
Kalerrz 6 months ago 3
I'm gonna back slap the dumb outa you! Ha ha ha
countrygirlforever18 6 months ago 2
'Here's some whiskey Honey IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER!' Haha
EatBreatheSwim 6 months ago 2
Lisa Nova and Margaret Cho!!!!!!
Katethebait12 6 months ago
i love my life hahahaha
CourtneyM092 6 months ago
i love when mother grandma smacks kellys boyfriend upside the head with a frying pan at 6:19
teresamd1997 6 months ago
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teresamd1997 6 months ago
lisa nova @ 4:56? omg! :)
msblondeperson 6 months ago
lisa nova!
like if you watched this when it came out and only realized now that lisa nova is in it.
Kyzaaah 6 months ago
margaret cho and lisa nova! i love it
paigeXwasXhere 6 months ago
"If you just lose a little weight".. Shoves chocolate in her face
xxamandachristine 6 months ago
For all of da non Spanish speaker she iz say
OH YEA WE R FUCKIN WE SISSOR ND 69!!!
But not da hot kind dem bitchez ugly
Krazzywillie290 6 months ago