OMG...Where have you been all my life? I love your videos sooo much. I didn't even find you on YouTube. I found you on Tumblr! Keep up the great work!!!
This happened to me when I went to college! I'm a first year at college, and lived four hours away, and now I live two hours closer to my school. Two hour drive to my "old home" from my "new home"
Ok, so I know this video is from 2007, but it's 2010 and I just barely learned of the vloggy wonderfulness of you.
First off, what you were talking about in this video basically just described my life right now. I live over an hour from my old town now (via highway which I don't mind too much). My job is in my old town, my friends are in my old town, etc. I'm finding less and less reason to be in this new town. It's basically school and flee home as soon as possible.
OOOOHHHHHH! I was so confused at why your voice seemed different from other videos, this ones real real old. SO TAKE THAT! COMMENT ON A VIDEO ALMOST TWO YEARS OLD! DAHAHAHAHA!
Plus I heart the highway cause I'm a speed addict. And a great navigator >:P
Haha I love this. I keep telling my friends to watch all of your videos, but I hope they don't see this one because they think I give directions like your dad. At least I use landmarks (like the pink coffee shop).
lol Yea my family is horrific at giving directions as well; they are completely worst then your father (I know you think it's impossible, but yea they are!). Plus my mother is ALWAYS eating (like me, but at least I look cute when I do it) so picture a Jewish women with her mouth full of food and trying to give me directions! Yea, not cute! I'm glad my best friends got me a navo for my b-day = ]
You should do like I did when I moved to a new town: just Mapquest the directions of where you frequently go, with directions getting there and coming back- and keep them with you in the car. I find that a lot more helpful than having to listen to people giving me some weird voodoo-like directions that end up making me need to ask for more directions later.
I hate highways also as they are overcrowded and the truckers hauling freight seem to resent sharing the road with me. I'm good with directions so you can call me if the need arises.
lol when you say "that doesn't make sence by the way" and move the phone away from your ear as to not let the person on the other end hear you. Made me laugh cause there is no one on the other end.
"..so a lot of the times I don't leave the house" omg, (in real life i would never say that, but somehow, in txt it is accepable, weird) you are so funny.
lol when you're telling the story of your dad giving directions.. and you're just like.. "how the FUCK am i meant to get home with directions like that.." hahaha cracks me up everytime!
Haha, I'd rather drive on the highway than in a city though. Even my town, I don't like driving in sometimes. It's not even that big. If there's more than 3 red lights, I'm bound to get lost.
i wish my mom was that good at giving directions. normally, she's just like "go to the road, and then turn but not right away, because then you'll be too early"
My mother's husband's perception of directions is, "Yeah you're going to follow 120 north all the way until you get to 50 south and then it merges into 80 west and then you're going to see that bush. The bush? Yeah take a right on the bush and you'll go two exits and then turn up that ramp yeah."
I want to stab him in the throat every time he tries to give me directions. I don't know the routes!
number 2: i totally get u with da directions thing, i'm bad with directions. i time my friend couldn't get the directions our guidance counselor was tellin her. the guidance counselor got mad, n we're like how are we suppose to get ur directions when your telling us to look out 4 a college building. u might not noe but we're in downtown newark -- dere's one on every block.
These sound like directions my family gives me, Thank goodness for my Gps.
I always get things like "If you pass up the big pink elephant with the sunglasses and bikini you've gone to far."
Not joking about that by the way, there is a giant pink elephant statue in my town. No idea why.
amandaggogo 1 month ago
I LOVE THE MUSIC AT THE END
WafflesRNummy 4 months ago
OMG...Where have you been all my life? I love your videos sooo much. I didn't even find you on YouTube. I found you on Tumblr! Keep up the great work!!!
tallgy16 5 months ago
haha you are so cute. I play with my toes all the time. I'm always afraid people will think I'm weird
emuhlee9892 9 months ago in playlist Must Watch Videos
Its absolutely adorable that your playing with your toes while pretending to be on the phone.
ShaundraLikeWhoa 10 months ago
This happened to me when I went to college! I'm a first year at college, and lived four hours away, and now I live two hours closer to my school. Two hour drive to my "old home" from my "new home"
bam2ad 11 months ago
Cute, playing with your toes. Highways,, do you mean freeways?
101starwarsfan 1 year ago
casimir pulaski day! you have great taste in music!!
lrobisyellow 1 year ago
awwwwwwwww <3 the end is so sad :( like after the sigh, hahaha ur adorable
krunkenfunken 1 year ago
same with me! im at college and my family moved so when i go home i know no one and its SOOO BORING.
noneothathan 1 year ago
That sucks
HuskyCOGtnt118 1 year ago
oh my gosh im with you on the highway thing. I have a death grip on the wheel... I freak out!! haha
ccatherinecsc 1 year ago
LoL "cuz u cant get lost on ur way to the kitchen.." haha another fatty!
HotPipez 1 year ago
I miss your older videos like these =]
tylurlee 1 year ago
" 'cause you can't get lost on your way to the kitchen". <3 hahaha
maddiecakesters 1 year ago
lol I have actually said "cause you can't get lost on the way to the kitchen before"... XD lmao
Kelz1141 1 year ago
OMFG I USED TO HAVE THE SAME PHONE. it sucked :[
bluemoonlight1992 1 year ago
Tyler, I definitely wish you were my best friend. You're 20 times cooler than any person I know or have ever met. Come to GA and let's hang[:
CrasieKitten 1 year ago
where's ashton?
HC0BL0NDE 1 year ago
i am the same as you! i absolutely hate highways!!
it doesnt matter how much longer it takes.
i commend you :)
maddy14952 1 year ago
AHHHH SUFJAN STEVENS.
You just got cooler.
Which i didnt think was possible.
And I've been subscribed for a long time.
bonanahh 1 year ago
Iron and Wine in the background!!
LOVE THEM!
sesquipedalian22 1 year ago
@sesquipedalian22 Actually it's Sufjan Stevens.
melodious110 1 year ago
@melodious110 oh right... DUHH. Casimir Pulaski Day. Silly me haha
sesquipedalian22 1 year ago
what is the music playing in the bkgrnd? i wish you would say in the description
MissZalternative 1 year ago
@MissZalternative Casimir Pulaski Day by Sufjan Stevens
melodious110 1 year ago
OMG! You have the cutest big-toe!
But I'm sure everyone tells you that...
PKMNheartr 1 year ago
aww
danvelsoul 1 year ago
your really cute!! i don't know and you hilarious!! hehehe XD and yes i'm a boy hahaha XD
bluVSpnk 1 year ago
I hate highways. so. much.
IDreamOf98 1 year ago
Casimir Pulaski Day!
=]
bookishgirl190 1 year ago
Sufjan Stevens !
amazeballs :D
krak253 2 years ago
Ok, so I know this video is from 2007, but it's 2010 and I just barely learned of the vloggy wonderfulness of you.
First off, what you were talking about in this video basically just described my life right now. I live over an hour from my old town now (via highway which I don't mind too much). My job is in my old town, my friends are in my old town, etc. I'm finding less and less reason to be in this new town. It's basically school and flee home as soon as possible.
plyggy 2 years ago 23
I love the leukemia song!
deutschsprecher 2 years ago
The Sufjan Stevens + the loong talking makes me a little tired in this vid I must admit.
Ok, maybe it's because it's actually 0:27 and I've been browsing through your videos like 1,5 hours now x3
But I wouldn't use gorgeous Sufjan again for your videos n_n
NeneAkechi 2 years ago
okay, so, this video makes me uncomfortable.
you can tell it's really old because of 1) glare on your glasses, 2) webcam angle, and 3) lack of jumpcuts.
xnaturallyoddx 2 years ago
and 4) description box: 2007! ;P
hehe
Matetsiman 2 years ago 6
my friend sang this song at a talent show when we were in high school and he won, woowoo
love sufjan
girlywhirlyclm07 2 years ago
lmao
XXSunxKissedXX 2 years ago
OOOOHHHHHH! I was so confused at why your voice seemed different from other videos, this ones real real old. SO TAKE THAT! COMMENT ON A VIDEO ALMOST TWO YEARS OLD! DAHAHAHAHA!
Plus I heart the highway cause I'm a speed addict. And a great navigator >:P
AntiChristAntiFail 2 years ago
and i thought I couldnt like you any more and then sufjan is in the background. you are my fave.
nevillelove 2 years ago
this is by far one of my favorite shirts.
coatkneelayne 2 years ago
or at least Sufjan Stephens.
jessiinthehall 2 years ago
Casimir Pulaski Day? Good.
jessiinthehall 2 years ago
I drive on the highway everywhere. I hate driving city roads. That's where I always get lost.
morifan26 2 years ago
When someone gives me directions like that I wana shoot them :]
baileyraetsen 2 years ago
Agreed arg evil highway!
mean parents -rolls eyes-
the hell? i dont get it bad directions!
aww dont worry you have a life you are funny insperational (in some vids) and cute xp
9eyeDemon 2 years ago
i dont mind highways but my mom gets soooooo mad if i go on them so i had to program my gps to avoid highways at all cost
Walrus92 2 years ago
Mmm Sufjan...
Sanjuaro 2 years ago
u dont look like ur in college at all! idk if thats a good thing for you or a bad thing 4 u
candyapple102256 2 years ago
lol why do you hate the highway?
brprage 2 years ago
i am the exact same way. if i can avoid the highway, i do.
xxstarkiee 2 years ago
You played Sufjan Stevens in the background! This is arguably one of my favorite songs of all time.
joyisobelx3 2 years ago
aww mine as well. thank god there are some people who still listen to legit music.
bearandbunsbro 2 years ago
Haha I love this. I keep telling my friends to watch all of your videos, but I hope they don't see this one because they think I give directions like your dad. At least I use landmarks (like the pink coffee shop).
RebeccaRivero 2 years ago
LOL
wheres ashton??
insistentbenediction 3 years ago 2
sufjan stevens is love <3 and so are you :)
Padraic5683 3 years ago
lol Yea my family is horrific at giving directions as well; they are completely worst then your father (I know you think it's impossible, but yea they are!). Plus my mother is ALWAYS eating (like me, but at least I look cute when I do it) so picture a Jewish women with her mouth full of food and trying to give me directions! Yea, not cute! I'm glad my best friends got me a navo for my b-day = ]
~ TruthMan711 ~
krazykool1988 3 years ago
I call it a freeway.
But yeah, they scare me.
:D
chandelierassaultt 3 years ago
i love the song in the background! :D
symons410 3 years ago
I wish I had a life too.
I don't actually do anything with my time.
I can't drive yet, but my dad moans at me all the time, even when things are my fault.
hannahbanana157 3 years ago
I get panic attacks on highways toooooo many trucks
robbob60504 3 years ago
lol. soooooo i love ur background music on all of ur vids
NatterTatter07 3 years ago
I totally understand that one !!!
gettingoldandgray 3 years ago
garmin.... best invention ever!
waterring11 3 years ago
You should do like I did when I moved to a new town: just Mapquest the directions of where you frequently go, with directions getting there and coming back- and keep them with you in the car. I find that a lot more helpful than having to listen to people giving me some weird voodoo-like directions that end up making me need to ask for more directions later.
willrod1989 3 years ago
um sufjan stevens? yes, please.
sexappeal101 3 years ago 2
why the fuck would you have a pen and paper while you're driving? that's a safety issue.
twoplusoneisthree 3 years ago 2
I hate highways also as they are overcrowded and the truckers hauling freight seem to resent sharing the road with me. I'm good with directions so you can call me if the need arises.
tht2323 3 years ago
geesh! it sounds exactly like our Dad, only he makes it much louder:) no wonder you can't remember how to drive properly:)
DTtwinsangry 3 years ago
aren't mile markers like, every mile?
BlairTexasRanger 3 years ago
I know how you feel, my rents are just the same. And aww it's okay I don't have a life either ... :(
arampagingcloto 3 years ago
i just realized how creepy that sounded...
notcalebkruzel 3 years ago
Where abouts do you live?
notcalebkruzel 3 years ago
hahahaha, you're so funny.
IchixNi 3 years ago
"cause you cant get lost on your way to the kitchen!"
hahahaha
c8lin91 3 years ago
i adore sufjan, and i adore you too.
babbagebucket 3 years ago
so cool!!! msg me! 2
ODawg2007 3 years ago
sufjan!!!! your videos are amazing!
NINJAPIRATEP0WER 3 years ago
SUFJAN STEVENS and TYLER OAKLEY!
I love you both.
stelleryousofly 3 years ago 2
i love highways.
i feel alot safer.
ilovefulton08 3 years ago
Sufffjan<3
and i completely agree
chelsealionn 3 years ago
aww thats a wee shame :O
*Viicsy
vicsy18 3 years ago
nuts on the road?
minimalist1984 3 years ago
lmao, WHERES WHERES ASSHTON?
xe1881 3 years ago
nice shirt!!!!!
coolkidfersherrx23 3 years ago
lol when you say "that doesn't make sence by the way" and move the phone away from your ear as to not let the person on the other end hear you. Made me laugh cause there is no one on the other end.
obviously..
hmm..
sweetashi 3 years ago
Hey you could have used 405 in this too..its about driving on the highway
alexandramwhite 3 years ago
One time on my way to the Kitchen. . I ended up on the roof.
MuffinxOverlord 3 years ago 2
i hear your sufjan stevens :)
myfaceissquiggles 3 years ago
" cause ya can't get lost on the way to the kitchen" Lol
scooter3036295 3 years ago
I like the tree...can I have it? lol
DottieCVaughn 3 years ago
And here I thought I was the ONLY person who hated highways and avoided them. now I don't feel so bad! lol Thanks for making my day.
Also, I like how you/your shirt just pops out in comparison to the background. Kool vid. =)
dancingintherain237 3 years ago 2
i have this shirt!
KristianWithTheK 3 years ago
Casimir Pulaski Day....
Top five random ass songs that I love.
You just got about 39 brownie points.
atebbe 3 years ago
I hate the highway too. I go out of my way to avoid it.
I know people who can get lost on their way to the kitchen though... =P
kozeraag 3 years ago
"..so a lot of the times I don't leave the house" omg, (in real life i would never say that, but somehow, in txt it is accepable, weird) you are so funny.
skiergirl71095 3 years ago
I used to have that phone when I was like 10. ^^ No, I'm not dissin you. Lolz, I liked that phone. xD
Alinatorxx 3 years ago
wheres ashton
alltimelowfan5678 3 years ago
Omg I love your shirt.
em14559 3 years ago
lol when you're telling the story of your dad giving directions.. and you're just like.. "how the FUCK am i meant to get home with directions like that.." hahaha cracks me up everytime!
LinzerBiscuit 3 years ago
i want that shirt!!
ILandInTheSun 3 years ago
I really love Sufjan Stevens! And that whole album is amazing!
xo
sebjones87 3 years ago 3
sufjan rules!!
whitefluffyhat 3 years ago
*faints* Sufjan <3
KamInTransit 3 years ago
lol i'm the same way, i hate highways
iloveteaandcoffee 3 years ago
i have that phone IT BLINKS AND ITS CALLED SIEMEN
tjismabff 3 years ago
Hey tyler how old are you ^.^? i like ppl with hats~! d=^)
Perfectoshot 3 years ago
I wouldn't leave the house either if I had that room!
I dont know why... I just really like it.
narellie 3 years ago
HAHHA, "Can't get lost on your way to the kitchen"
lives aren't that great, hah
MatthewtheBryan 3 years ago
Haha your playing with your feet. Cute.
BlueLacrymosa 3 years ago
love your hair and your shirt is ownage...
rejector13 3 years ago
The clock in the background doesn't move. lol
HeyyItsRyan 3 years ago
liking the sufjan in the background.
ElemenoPea20 3 years ago
tyler you are hilarious.
weberockinyo 3 years ago 2
No dude, I totally understand, I cant stand using the thruways. Especially merging, I get so freaked out.
PlatinumBlondeRage 3 years ago
hmm annoying that your father is like that
dennis6843 3 years ago
lol .. you can get lost maybe .. try it in the dark! wtih your eyes closed DIZZY! ;)
love the vid.. keep up the great work!
wwc04 3 years ago
Mmmm Sufjan. Good show.
zjoke 3 years ago
i want your shirt
pinkrose527 3 years ago
where do you even go to shool?
bitarstar 3 years ago
I love how you restate/reword every thing you say a few times! It makes me laugh even harder every time you do it!
KidzareMylife 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :D
PinkColombia 3 years ago
I'm w/ u I hate highways too...always take backroads!!
NoodleDoodleChick 3 years ago
hi... i really like your shirt...
=]
-Aaron
YouDontKnowJak 3 years ago
oh my god, casimir pulaski is a great song
nice choice
dickegly000 3 years ago
hahaha, i feel the exact same way about highways
i almost never go on them.. even though id get home from school in 10 minutes rather than 20..
and my parents yell at me for getting lost and ending up in another county
Sebbran67 3 years ago
i like your shirt[:
nannon94 3 years ago
umm...
I've gotten lost on my way to the kitchen...
:P
MRHollen 3 years ago
haha im the same way when im on the highway. i absolutely need to stay on the phone with the person until i get there.
grizz88 3 years ago
"Where's Ashton?" Haha.
Sufjan!
FueledByIsabel 3 years ago
ah! sufjan again =) awesome
totleguy 3 years ago
tyler i love you style i've watched a lot of your videos and u always look good :)... love you
rehtaeh77 3 years ago
get a GPS
Yanodovi 3 years ago
I Got Lost Going to My Kitchen and when i got there i 4-got was i was going for so i turned around got to my room than i got hungry!!! true story
JRiv3rs 3 years ago
"Wheres Ashton?" OMG love it! Lol
xXleahXx21 3 years ago
Haha, I'd rather drive on the highway than in a city though. Even my town, I don't like driving in sometimes. It's not even that big. If there's more than 3 red lights, I'm bound to get lost.
JSBulldog89 3 years ago
tyler... you rock. there is no denying it. shoo.
anyway, love the shirt, love your hair, love the cheezy tree in the background, love the fact that you cant remember directions... its funny/cute.
um, i am suuuuch a highway driver. i love it. "you cant get lost on the way to the kitchen" <--haha
ViolentServant 3 years ago 2
I love your shirt!!
jazzyboo424 3 years ago
i wish my mom was that good at giving directions. normally, she's just like "go to the road, and then turn but not right away, because then you'll be too early"
she doesn't even know,
so i don't know why i ask her still.
hah =]
bummercucumber 3 years ago
You have adorable feet.
Blueaveo3568 3 years ago
where's ashton...
and I love the background music : )
laviolander 3 years ago 3
im in the exact same multiple home town situation, and i just drove back to school without getting directions for the first time!
paperorplastic111 3 years ago
oh my goodness sufjan!!!!
oh, and you're pretty cool too ;)
laundrytime4 3 years ago
Haha! I'm pretty sure you do. .0.
lightkanna 4 years ago
i love the way you put music in your clips.
AmberTamberine 4 years ago
XD XD
"where's ashton? where's ashton"
tinnyandlionfro 4 years ago
I know exactly how you feel.
My mother's husband's perception of directions is, "Yeah you're going to follow 120 north all the way until you get to 50 south and then it merges into 80 west and then you're going to see that bush. The bush? Yeah take a right on the bush and you'll go two exits and then turn up that ramp yeah."
I want to stab him in the throat every time he tries to give me directions. I don't know the routes!
dearxjamie 4 years ago 5
nice father imitation.
your foot doesn't look like it's yours.
:]
SeanZ 4 years ago
lol 4th exit i dotn know the name but
whach out for nuts on the roads not crazy people but nuts
i love your directions
JANCE 4 years ago
are you kidding me? nuts? i just dont get your videos...but i love them
violetscorch101 4 years ago
oh em gizzle tyler i love youre shirt!! WHERE DID YOU GET IT?? ..nice toes too <3
storyofagay 4 years ago
Print out some mapquest (I prefer google maps) directions and keep them in your car.
Overclocked412 4 years ago
sufjan stevens! I love that song.
JaimeSunwoo 4 years ago 2
I heard you can buy yourself a life at ebay, atleast that's what people use to tell me. :P
AllyRegins 4 years ago 2
ya know, i don't think you should get a life. You should just make youtube videos all day. Then you would never have to get lost on any highways!
haha
rainy1sun 4 years ago 2
Deer in Idaho?
Praxxus55712 4 years ago
hahah where is ashton?
Saahra 4 years ago 2
love the t-shirt, xD
i hate highways...no shopping centres for miles, xD
Take care,
R
p.s. if you have msn send me a private msg so that we can keep in touch :)
RODalicious 4 years ago
your impersanations make my day
ZFroggirl 4 years ago
GOOD SONG IN THE BACKGROUND!!!
ryan1082002 4 years ago
I love the whole direction giving thing. It is so funny. "That doesnt make sence by the way"...LOVE IT!
EmzLovesYouMore 4 years ago
How is this possible? You seem like a smart guy. If someone has driven the same road for 100 times, that someone shouldn't need directions.
Entertaining video!
RoyalMindDigger 4 years ago
You mentioned me in your blog!!!!!! Kisses from Spain. I love you, Tyler
tessakaneene 4 years ago
ur dad has a interesting voice
haha
dudeilovethatoreo 4 years ago
Lmao, nuts!
And this is exactly why I'm afraid of driving.
I have no sense of direction.
My mom had to walk me to school until I was 12.
This video makes me even more worried, but I stil loved it :D
mmmmichaela 4 years ago
Ur Vids Are Amazing! Loves It!
DudeItsDavis 4 years ago
haha. i hate driving on highways too!
kspran00 4 years ago
haha that was so funny!!
john4mayer24 4 years ago
Friends can be such a burden.
PleaseLikeMe 4 years ago
number 1: luv da shirt
number 2: i totally get u with da directions thing, i'm bad with directions. i time my friend couldn't get the directions our guidance counselor was tellin her. the guidance counselor got mad, n we're like how are we suppose to get ur directions when your telling us to look out 4 a college building. u might not noe but we're in downtown newark -- dere's one on every block.
suzewuzhere 4 years ago
I love your fashion sence and style of videos!
Feliz Ano Amigo!
medavog 4 years ago
haha omg i can imagin your dad giving you directions..
good thing my mom is good at it:)
bebyta94 4 years ago
This vidoe is so funny! It is so true to!
EmzLovesYouMore 4 years ago 2
That shirt is too, too awesome.
I'm admittedly pretty terrible with directions myself...but on the other hand, I can't drive. Even though I'm 18, too. But I'll learn eventually!
moscowmasha 4 years ago 2
I love your videos, thought you should know that
notastalker89 4 years ago