Crysis 2

[vihannes3]

disguised civilian spy ceph

[bloodharvest999]

i hate cheater.............

[xalener]

Idk why you guys were so surprised by this. Crytek games are ALWAYS buggy clusterfucks out the box. There are STILL game breaking glitches in crysis 1.

[Finecheddar]

A civillians true weakpoint is his right boot.

[Mob720]

spy!

[CFlow375]

DON'T SHOOT, HE'S A CIVILIAN!

[Carnagedude504]

Retarded terminator?

[Mezurya]

U jelly, soldier?

[AwesomeRudi51]

civilian!

[Corvaillian]

Soldier confirmed for jelly

[Coecoo]

So. Exposed jelly..

Is it his peni-

[Jason9992fromroblox]

GET OUT OF HERE STALKER

[KaiserTarkin]

OMG HE KILLED CP3O! 0:35

[jordan9331]

dont say why its a mingebad army!!! is back >:O

[dragonmaster8]

seems a foot must be the point of paralysis, you know like if you cover a crocodile's eyes, stiff as a board! :P

[verzeda]

@TheMadDogClan

I don't die when I run around stealthing all the squid and cell bitches in a 50 mile radius lol XD

[verzeda]

@TheMadDogClan

Much much worse, but the gameplay and graphics more than make up for it.

[Garnett487]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA xD

[TheTrueChuster]

Bugs... bugs never changes.

[APOCALYPSISE]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­at???

[McLawls]

Exposed jelly FTW

[champayne17]

Such was the story of Achilles. The seemingly immortal man with a vulnerable heel.

[Raiden1091]

@champayne17 I wish I would have thought of that.

[Machinimal4Real]

I like how evry video on youtube ends up having a flame war in the comments where usually a fail troll whines about the toenninga being a troll.

[TheToenninga]

@Machinimal4Real *almost

I don't watch every single YT video like some certain people do, y'know.

[Warhawk0008]

Cut off the toe and the alien dies

[Fenrirtokara]

Next time, show us cheaters on MP :)

[simahasas]

i has ur boot. now i cut ur boot. now ur... WHAT THE F-

[mattyn13]

OH MY GOD HIS PENIS IS A GREEN TRIANGLE

[ThisIsACoolGuy]

This is what happens when you pirate stuff.

[OriginalLemming]

I have no fucking idea what I just witnessed here today.

[matejdurosi123]

may i ask how do you knife him while holding? cant figure it out

[verzeda]

Crysis 2 = GLITCH FUCKING CENTRAL

[0spitterhiter0zaraki]

SPAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[NumaEy]

maek moar garrysmod vids!1

[TheStrangeGuy1]

Grabbed him by his foot, eh?

Well, I can see why he doesn't like you.

[greenpeacekiller52]

i see nothing changed since the leak

[MrGmodlol61]

That must be quite an unusual day you have...

[Olazaika1]

.... This is a bug... i never had it anyway.

[UshiromiyaReiji]

Because consoles.



[spikehamer2]

why are you nigger so mad about your shitty generic game?

admit it, crysis 2 is a bad game and you wasted your money on this expecting something that it was obvious it was going to be a generic piece of crap shooter

[Visualundeath]

@spikehamer2 Um bro, havnt you evn seen the robosuit? What other game has that! HAVE U SEEN THE GRAPHIC EVEN! PHOTO REALISM. This game is heaps gooder than black ops becuz it cost 50 bucks more. Mayb you shud play the game befor u talk shit, hatr.

[anboorgoor]

@Visualundeath I should pay you to make comments like these on every video I upload in the future.

[Visualundeath]

@anboorgoor Nah get a job an stop playin' bad console 2 pc ports an den complainin LYK ITS DA DEVS FAULT PPL CANT PORT DER GAM 2 A PLATFORM DAT ITS NOT SUPPOSED.

[spikehamer2]

@Visualundeath

can i be your friend

[Visualundeath]

@spikehamer2 Only if u r Princess peach or Bayonetta and u r down 2 fuck.

[keybladeking39]

@Visualundeath LMFAO...

[hotfuzznarp]

@spikehamer2 lol thats your opinion and no one wants to hear it :D

[TheToenninga]

@hotfuzznarp spikehamer is a faggot anyway. No need to put effort into talking to him.

[spikehamer2]

@TheToenninga

btw

umad and jelly?

[glukaschlok]

@TheToenninga Why don't you just delete the comment instead of replying to it? Oh wait...

[TheToenninga]

@glukaschlok U mad, bro?

[glukaschlok]

@TheToenninga From my experience you need to be at least 3 things to get mad over YouTube comments: ginger, German and mentally retarded.

[TheToenninga]

@glukaschlok Wow, you sure are mad, bro.

[glukaschlok]

@TheToenninga Talking about mad, bro. Why did you report KelThuzadMadness over such a harmless video? Can't handle a joke or something?

[TheToenninga]

@glukaschlok Not asking me if it's okay to use my face in a video is quite impolite and needs to be punished with the removal of said video.

Also, Copyright is there for a reason.

I know that certain mad people can't handle that. I don't accept it though.

[glukaschlok]

@TheToenninga Then I hope you aren't offended by the following: you're an oversensitive egotistical fascist asshole and deserve to be ravished by the most syphilitic homosexual rapists that have ever walked and will henceforth walk on the face of this earth from this moment into the rest of eternity.

[TheToenninga]

@glukaschlok I don't waste my time for reading lame insults, get some shorter text or be mad at someone who has a lower IQ than you.

[glukaschlok]

@TheToenninga Alright, how's this? You're an oversensitive bitch. Accept that some people are going to make fun of you when you behave like a dictator/supreme douchebag and laugh at the jokes they make about you instead of having them forcefully deleted. (I hope it was short enough for your ginger/Aryan brain).

[TheToenninga]

@glukaschlok What part of "shorter" do you not get?

Use Google if you have issues with that word.

Jesus, kids these days...

[glukaschlok]

@TheToenninga Reread that last one with the help of an English teacher if you need to. Post back when you understand it (I doubt your ego will ever allow you to though).

[TheToenninga]

@glukaschlok Gee, I'm sorry that you're so mad, but this is just a website, so blame yourself for being so lifeless.

[glukaschlok]

@TheToenninga So says the guy who has worse censorship than Hitler. Learn to laugh at yourself for once in your life instead of being an uptight douchebag.

[TheToenninga]

@glukaschlok Wait a second, I think I just dropped my interest for your opinion into a can of acid.

Huh, yeah, you can say it doesn't exist now. Oh wait, it never did.

[hotfuzznarp]

@TheToenninga LOL XD

[DandatheMage]

Why? WHY? Fuck you, thats why.

[Visualundeath]

Get over it you stupid little kid.

Fuck you.

[mgmike576]

@Visualundeath lol U mad? 

[Visualundeath]

@mgmike576 Yeah, pretty mad.

[igrenade]

that never showed up for me.

[Apocol0id]

I love how the aliens in Crysis 2 look nothing like the ones from Crysis 1. Its like the only thing that ties the two games together is the nanosuit.

[LilSayo]

Thats badass!

[AnaidYT]

Kniving toes. Sounds like Call of Duty to me.

[EatGanon]

EXPOSED JELLY

[FourFourths]

game of the year

[FragileBitch]

Oh no you kill the shoe!!!

[vihannes3]

Hit the civilian's weak jelly for massive damake, k

[F4ll0uT09]

Is it me or did anyone elses foot start to feel the sensation of tickling when he stabbed that things foot?

[combineoverwatchc13]

This must be some April fools joke by those marines. Pretending to be Ceph and firing on you.

[TomReeds]

@combineoverwatchc13 No man . . .

The other day, I was playing through the campaign and one of those assholes was just sitting there surrounded by Ceph, no animation problems, he just wasn't responding. I killed the Ceph and then he started shooting at me. I couldn't kill him . . .

[Suetakefan]

Grunt? more like civilian, amirite???

[RobinlvGamer]

This is what you call, a ragdoll, good sir.

Complain about it in the official forums for a bugfix! (....or sue them...)

[separationofmind]

Quite an experience with yonder 1911 button

[juanpablotito]

WELL PARDON ME, I WAS NOT AWARE OF MY NUCLEAR PEANUT BUTTER JELLY IN MY POCKET

[Kristhebest3]

I like how people pirated a beta version of the game and complains about it.

[anboorgoor]

@Kristhebest3 I hate to break it to you, but this isn't even the beta anymore.

[Andreazor]

@anboorgoor

It's something else starting with B! Bethesda!

[AwesomeAnakin]

@Kristhebest3 The game kinda came out a while ago.

[Lucidius134]

@Kristhebest3

I like how this is pre-alpha at best The game is like an open beta.

[az12223]

@Kristhebest3 bloody idiot

[Coecoo]

We get it. The game is awful.

[Afromanas]

Ceph morphing unit.

[tino007vt]

WTF! i hope thats not the retail version

[Infernitorn]

Only you could find this sort of weird shit

[Riggedmuffin]

he jelly

[SIKMetroid]

lololololol ragdolls FTW oO