The Pride Of Darlington / Escapade

[fcj111]

That's jimmy bulls lass haha lol

[NEZZA1967]

Crap night club ,lucinders was better ,and it was run By Geof and Silvier during the 80s

[NEZZA1967]

The Rocket is in fact ,the locomotion No 1

[PezTheElf]

You find women like this all the time in Darlington. Was so glad to hear Escapades got closed. Shit nightclub, not that any of the others have anything to go by. There are some nice people in Darlo, but i hate going out on a night coz of people like this =/

[Apalmeic5]

a capture is an arrest...

[Apalmeic5]

problem with evil plebs is everything you say is a problem.....even though your just...........its how poicey men scrwe us..................ekzeil 28.29 the people were led into capture by the heathens..................///h­eathen chemistry folks...

[Apalmeic5]

the bouncer is an unjust monkey he loks more drunk than her,shuld have l et her in..........help stop tory pirates ruin nature.............nffp planning law horus the desruction evil god.......flipping earth eaters..............the council serve us,not thereselves peeps.....as dictators get change...

[ibanezrgt220]

Such class. I bet her mums proud as punch!

[NatureFaerie]

lol i cant believe this is still getting viewed :)

[kenny6387]

not many doorman have not got a sence of humour. they have lol.

[JaySAFC]

5 minutes of my life and no tits on show. Never again

[SquareXero]

1:31 - That bouncer clearly knows what's going on in her world.

[Aarosus]

fucking so funnyyyyyyyy

[MickeyLove01]

Such class. One day someone will be filming you with your dignity nowhere to be seen, one day...

[showjumper1990]

so funny...

[bd9564]

Typical Darlington slapper!!

[13shellshock]

its not the rocket.its locomotion!

[darlobadboy1]

i dont agree with the person who said doormen werent doing their job proply its not their fault some scummy little gypsys killed someone...wudnt of made a difference where is was the scummy gypos would of done it anywhere....the gypos just spoilt it for everyone else like they always do baaah

[JackDevvo]

Sausage :)

[graingjam]

"scruffy little cunt" what a stunner

[NEZZA1967]

She's a Chav lol

[NEZZA1967]

Thats not the Rocket ,thats Blutcher (the locomotive number 1 ),the rocket was built for the liverpool and Manchester Railway earlier .

[RussWWFC]

Haha, the bouncer made me laugh on this clip!

[tobijames1]

Yeah shes drunk havnt you all been?but the doorman is an idiot at least she has an excuse shes drunk and stupid whats his excuse??very professional but I guess thats why it shut down the fact that the door men didnt do their job ID people or stop someone getting killed!!!!

[SenualVampire]

@tobijames1

I agree Hun, she is drunk and loud etc... But the doormen weren't and should have been professional in dealing with her.

Adam x.

[tobijames1]

Yeah shes drunk havnt you all been?but the doorman is an idiot at least she has an excuse shes drunk and stupid whats his excuse??very professional but I guess thats why it shut down the fact that the door men didnt do their job ID people or stop someone getting killed!!!!

[VanillaG11]

that is the funniest fucking bouncer ever !!

[TheLas09]

lol i think she lives neer my school

[deanolovesthemonkey]

wow well at least the bouncer was entertaining

[bexovbish]

If shes not drugged up to the eye balls she needs be CLIP!!

[TheDarloSaint]

Im darlo born and bred, i gotta say yes darlo is full of bellends (firth moor in particular) whos only comfort in life is the money he gets from the dole or the slags with about 6 kids at 25 year old who do it for the child benefits and the idiot violent thugs who think there hard. The town aint bad, its the people

[icameraDisco]

i like living in darlo not all people are drunk slags like her

[danieljmcdowell]

And this is why I moved to Manchester...which coincidentally is also full of drunken idiots.

[kirstyfiedd]

im ashamed to live in darlington :L

[TwelveBridges]

"you...should've stayed home tonight..."

[Mazza808]

Darlo is mint its the silly arseholes like you spoil it

[Mazza808]

Darlington is a shithole cos of scagends like you

[dimebag690]

thank fuck ive left that shit whole!

[zeerno1]

look like my shitty hole yes

[zeerno1]

shes look like my shitty hole ugly bitch

[2oJohnnyBo8]

tbh wid every1 rite darlo might be abit of a shit hole but its betta thn sum other places i should no ive lived ere all me life. such a shame tht escapades closed dwn lol

[Sira1973]

Darlington is a shit hole and I live in it. Feel sorry for me as loads of smelly raggers in the town who seem to get the same bus as me. lol. The council crap as well can't even design a bus lane right and car that cut across pave area to reach a car park. Tesco should have come might have clean up the dull market place.

[XXXpallisterXXX]

@Sira1973 Not all of Dalo's shitty man, sure some bits are.

[finerhope231]

she is waster she has a piss

[TheLicky79]

sure i was behind this daft tart in the pound shop the other day...she aint talkin like that cause shes pissed, thats how she really talks...daft slags like her gve the place a bda name

[dannyhadland]

lol at the lad getting id'd and turned away

[goatboytone]

Monkey Hangers

[tobyn123]

@goatboytone you tit! thats hartlepool!

[Sira1973]

@goatboytone No that Hartlepool tosser not Darlington get your history right

[ParallelEternity]

It's only like that is certain parts. Thank god not my part. But I have to admit, this is kinda funny, though I don't think she will agree!

[tobyn123]

@ParallelEternity the whole of darlo is minging! i live in mowden and ive been jumped 3 times because i wear skinny jeans!! ITS A SHIT HOLE!

[Sira1973]

@tobyn123 totally agree it is a SHIT HOLE and so say all of us

[ashthetash]

i dont think this girl would be too happy to see this video on here. Couldn't she sue?

[jacksnack1111]

usual looking no brains goon bouncer

[blondmusic]

I know Laura (in the video) and she is a really lovely person. I think she had too much to drink. We love you Laura from John and Nikki.

[markygsi]

smack rat

[PjAw27]

LMAO

[RedBlueRedPURPLE]

Wtf, this is gay. because darlo is nout like this!!

[Aysome]

hmm, it is like :p

[gez3625]

Darlo is like this all the time fucking scruffy place with horrible violent people . wake up dick head

[Sira1973]

@gez3625 oh dumb fuck if you not from the town stfu will you. lol Are you a soft southern fuck or what? Not got many friends on your tube have you lol

[gez3625]

@Sira1973 Good use of the English language you idiot. I had the unfortunate task of working in your scruffy town for a couple of years. The people are rude, violent, drug and fighting obsessed pond life. The best thing about Darlington is A66 and A1 out of the scruffy hell hole.

[Mazza808]

thank god you went

[cRaZyFrOgRoCkZ]

@gez3625 That's just plain offensive. You're stereotyping because of a video and your own 'experience'. Maybe if you weren't such a wanker people might respect you and not be so offensive and rude. I know a lot of lovely people in Darlington, and a lot of people I have respect for. It's a nice place if you look past the exterior, but obviously you're too shallow and up your own arse to do such a thing. Lay off

[mandscat]

disgrace

[darlolass2007]

its laura hodgson she is a canny lass actuallhy. darlo isn't like that xx

[NACROPOSSE]

I know who that lass is, Shes not too bad acctually lol Theres much worse in darlo.

[Amycakesz]

Darlo isn't likee thaa D:

[maljo65]

i now know why i travel 6 thousand miles darlo or thailand thats a difficult 1 lol, fuck me waking up with that

[shoggoth]

We won't miss you. Did you move to Thailand for the young boys?

[lilmissgeorgiina]

haha oh dear, when the bf showed me i pissed me self.. i feel sorry for him and the rest of the bouncers who have to put up with it lol.

[iansim1978]

what a freak darlo b better without her bouncer mint in background though lol

[chairmo]

Glad to see the Mardi Gras is as classy as ever.

[spacejockeycyrano]

She''s running for Mayoress next year apparently

[ALBOBHOY]

frank gallaghers match ... i live in darlington and every1 is not lyk this fankfully haha

[shoggoth]

Ya couldn't even list the first born.

[paulcage79]

eeerrr i was doing a search for Darlington, Indiana race circuit and this came up! lol crazy brits!

[autofive]

very funny - hope the pissed scutter has seen this video

scrubbers like her are the main reason i dont go drinking in darlo

[Aysome]

lol.  i like darlo though

[chutchy100]

anal slut no doubt

[only1pj]

I love my home town! LOL

[845515786]

WHAT A FUCKING TRAMP LOL

[DianeROU]

This is Darlington ?????

[turksoph]

Perhaps they should do this up and down the country as a 'name and shame' scheme.

Can't wait to escape Darlington...

[xxamatullahxx]

oh my god is this what all the doormans girlfriends are like

[tezlloyd]

what a shit hole darlo is ha ha and what a slut she is ha ha ha fucking dog .....

[54spiritedwill54]

i love living in darlington :/

[iandove12]

this girl has faulse teeth and has herpys she is carl nimmos ex who has goneryer

[270ambrose]

Which Uni did you go to ?

[barryd999]

Thanks for reminding me why I moved out of Darlo.

[darrowby1972]

A couple of slight pointers

1= George Stephenson was from Tyneside

2= The train in the video is Locomotion No1 not Rocket, the latter ran in Liverpool!

[KEVINinDARLINGTON]

You know I watched that documentary by Jeremy Clarkson on Stephenson and I it was mentioned.

I think Id have got the train wrong too though...history is a bit forgotten nowadays.kevin.

[TomMonty81]

Yeah mate, I noticed number one - well done on number 2. It's a bit like James Cook - People from Boro always claim he came from Boro, and he did not...

[Astronorn2]

Isn't Darlington great? I was highly amused though. <3

[skylinen1]

shut up stevey u wanker its not here fault some people get lyk that without realiseing it

[bglprincess]

jst landed on this video...

the poor girl jst had a nite out obv. jst gt 2 pissed! Bless her...x

[lizzidarloangel]

God those where the days eh John

[CLAS08]

im proud

[CLAS08]

Whoaa,

no wonder people take the piss outta people from darlo, me being from darlo 2 like.

hahah wat a laugh

[darlosmiler]

Laura & her family wld be well ashamed of this! oh that reminds me..her mother Dawn was gonna kick me in the teeth.....i'm still waiting love!

[darlosmiler]

laura is from haughton not skerny.

[darlosmiler]

oh-my-god! do ya no laura any of you? sum ov ya comments would earn ya a right slap off the lass. i moved from darlo a year ago and it's ssoooo nice to see that laura hodgeson is doing sooo well. i knocked about wiv her for a bit but she woz nowt like that she was kinda nice. anyway laura, look after yoursel. xx

[skank1945]

sands laike she had a blazing time

GET YOUR TITS OUT FOR THE LADS

[steveyd69]

i hope people who get like this die of cancer

[nilbud]

Is that because you're such a fucking no mark you puke after a pint and faint, sad little cunt.

[darlolass2007]

she is called laura hodgson and she is from skerne park or lacelles

[skylinen1]

poor las

[aDaM201189]

HAAAA SHES NT DRUNK :/

[muzicmadd]

That is one of the funniest darlo videos on youtube!!! My fav part is where she says " What it is right, you got laughed off t.v. right. Har har har!" It's wicked! LOVIN IT!

[johngamefreak]

drunken ass bitch

[dawnmarieradgy]

so hows ya cs goin lads gonna be a copper yeh right oh show em your art work on here u wouldnt stand a chance mate liftin csrs is your stanp me brother can do that with his cxxxx

[funkychick28]

when my cs is finished you'll still be fucking ugly and probably smelly... your brother eh... i bet you see loads of his cxxx dont ya, you inbreeding darlo scally..

[dawnmarieradgy]

ha ha crank you dont no me but i no you

[lozerloves]

what is her or his name ? you slag pmsl

[845515786]

legend love it funkychick28

[lozerloves]

How The FUCK are you?

[Tezza2k48]

i love living in darlington :/

[funkychick28]

ha ha love it... your quite funny for a halfwit. i bet you learned lines like that in your probation sessions...

[dawnmarieradgy]

you win your to clever for me how did u no i work for the probation office u blew me cover now scarychich

[funkychick28]

your even better than i thought, you can't even spell properly... i think with all this attention your giving him you probably have a secret crush on him ha ha ha you go radgy, you go girl....

[bluebanner9494]

HAHA proper love my town, classy as fuck, thats the quality of women spades offers ya, ive scraped better lookin shite off me shoe, FUCKIN RATS !!!!

[ukforces]

lmfaooooooooooooo i no darlo very very well

[funkychick28]

dawn marie radgy, what type of fucking skanky name is that.. i bet your that lasses mam aren't ya. go to where he works and tell him who you are. i dare you... see what happens you stupid ugly slag.... i bet your just as bad, you will also have teeth like a row of bombed houses or a box of sugar puffs. get a wash you dirty bird......

[dawnmarieradgy]

ha ha hit a nerve there

[dawnmarieradgy]

funnychick so he beats women up as well as been a nonce and bent quality what a nice lad one u could take home to your parents is he the giver or the taker the latter i think ha ha time for school

[oldskoolScott]

What a classy bird 'bad to the bone'

[jaydo131090]

lmao! oh yeah isn't our town awesome =/

[xHeidikinsx]

Hahaha!

Bouncer is a legend! xx

[southy12345678910]

learn hw to fukin tlk an

[markaj123]

the irony!

[hannahxzoex]

omg soo funny! xxx

[funkychick28]

that bouncer did not shag her up an alley!!!!

[dawnmarieradgy]

that bouncers a nonce

[eddddward]

shes hot.

[gavinanthonyraine]

i bet that bouncer shagged her in the alley after a nice kebab

[gavinanthonyraine]

stupid comment do apologise

[dawnmarieradgy]

dont feel u have yo apologise to them low life scum

[lozerloves]

you are talking about your self

[teddysmith]

There are stupid drunken whores like that bitch in every fucking town and city all this country.

[stezzr]

the bouncer in the back ground he likes it up the ass, he a gay boy!!!!!

[colinbelfast]

brings back memories,i was actually a squaddie who married a darlo slapper,,,big mistake

[rebelkeeno]

i bet she`s had more backhanders than a darlo borough councilor!

[jamesjamz]

Darlo....same old shite, different day!

[lisaovdarlo]

well i think she was quite funny..omg ease out on her guys@she is pissed@ would u say this if she was sober...no !i bet u all look a right state,slavering on when ur pissed...

[merryngibson]

i couldnt listen to her keep banging on i f-forward it to see if she changed her tune! where were her 'mates'? unless i am drunk i really cant stand drunk people.

[joe66746674a]

Shit. That's me mam.

[slayermik]

nice one lmao

[lozerloves]

lol that bouncer is my sis husbend lol

[dawnmarieradgy]

i caught him with my 15 year old been looking for him for ages thamkyou for his picture and now i no wher he works glad i took up the advice to look on you tube

[lozerloves]

you are such a mog saying stuff like that you will get a crack ??????? DO YOU WHANT IT OR NOT???????????

[ryed08]

sandiebruce2 - Gone Get Fucked Ya Little Freak, Darlo's Bang On!

[sandiebruce]

says a lot for darlo, shit club, shit town, shit dress sense and full of druggies

[nofx1992]

its nice 2 see that laura hogeinson is geettin shown 4 wat she realy is a jumped up fat slapper ha ha nice 1

[lozerloves]

that is not nice i will kill you your a mug and a tart pmsl

[dawnmarieradgy]

your fuck all little fish in big ocean your dead meat fag

[lozerloves]

come to me cos i will bang ya

[lozerloves]

me?

[flintjamie]

Her family must be so proud!!!

[fishhardbc]

i'd fuck her drunk english whore mouth.

[dpdigby]

I remember when it was 'Mardis Gras' Always had the same classy lasses frequent the place. Go on lass...give the bastards some Darlo love.

'I'VE HAD THE TIME OF MY LIFE'

[MissKinkyBitch]

omg she lives in my street LMAO

[Kreld]

classic stuff

[Bens39]

England is doomed

[chrisreid1]

Bouncers there are always a good laugh. Funny shit like this every week haha.

[jasongoss99]

not missing town one bit!! shameless to the nameless!!

[purple0judy]

Felt a bit sorry for her actually - yes too drunk - but you would think her friends would look out for her and at least put her in a taxi. The bouncers were a bit nasty too. I used to live in Darlington and remember the club well - wouldn't like to think I'd be up against those bouncers!

[lozerloves]

i could kill him i am tuff as nails

[vx220na]

Oh my GOOD GOD!!!! I'm from Darlington!!!

Oh the shame!!!!

Actually I wrote a song a few week back and popped in on here called "Ugly Slapper"!!! Not that I'm suggesting anything of course. Go have a look fellow Darlo folks. ;)

[vicliz52]

I think I know here - called Laura drinks in the Queens Head - has false teeth only has one of her own

[rebelkeeno]

i know this lass she used to be a quite little girl,she used to live in the caravan next door to me in honeypot lane her family will be so ashamed.

[porksidewarrior]

classy  ,,,what a mutt

[ries5]

anyone got her number??? i like em drunk.

[kevannie]

My guess is that she,s from either red Hall or Lacelles.. then again it could be any part of darlo, the Feckin tramp.

[flymajj]

I'm from Darlington and feel ashamed now!

What a slapper...

[lozerloves]

cos you are a dog pmsl