Bro Team Pill: Battlefield 3

[alkmoan02]

Well, I slit your throat you gorgeous baby!

[bdrainmaker]

I think these guys dont really know how to play BF3 ^^

[sparkey989]

@bdrainmaker You're an idiot.

[KineticNK]

"Dont get to drive any of the good vehicles, i sure there will be a dlc for that shit"

wow....he was....basically right

[t3hslowpoke]

Can i get new pair of eyes for BF3 too?

[Forget43]

I hate video games

[UrsaSuperior]

Well, my asshole isn't circumcised, still waiting...

[TheLillnoob]

0:20 So true :D

[MrJake892]

fucking zing!! XD

[GreenBlueClouds]

Funfact that is constantly mentioned, Battlefield: Bad company 2 was not the real second in the actual "Battlefield" titles

[arrancarman]

this is how i want it all to end

[littleredcar]

lol 2:18 its his fault

[forenboy92]

I saw the AC:B episode. Then another one. And another one. And another one. Now Im subbed and duying for MOAR!

[gnovakIII]

@forenboy92 everywhere i go its like 4chan 4chan 4chan...

[Indickua]

you can sercumsize assholes? lol

[kendrickv]

lol 89$?



[erobianrat]

@kendrickv they're Canadian 

[MrCKiwi]

Why haven't you circumsized my ass yet?

[serialkiller1990]

Of course your dead when you show me dat ass.

[mapomonster]

Its like i know these guys

[HKTomas99]

so how much did he pay for it?

[strazzy21]

LMFAO my stomach hurts so much now. 

[Customgamer9]

Reallly... wait...really? You guys are really having a fanboy war? Gafl

[tophercheese21]

Lol, "gorgeous baby!!!"

[Andreazor]

Not sure if the video is sarcastic or not. That worries me.

[BobaxMandalore]

@Andreazor It's completely serious. The internet said so.

[jeffyman5000]

no ticket

[MrNightshift001]

"Wow - alot shit going on here!"

Classic.

[ShakeNDake12]

There is nothing better than distracting yourself by listening other people swear their faces blue to relieve the stress of a long day.

[merrickx]

THAT'S SOME REAL BLACKWATER SHIT

haha we used to say that when we'd train other nation's military

[Simple7ify]

I just love your pronounciations. Err Flares.

[Sticker704]

@Simple7ify

Autoloader :P

[Simple7ify]

@Sticker704 Yea, that too. I wanted to write it but couldn't because of the pronounciation.

[Sticker704]

@Simple7ify

Awe-Toll-Ode-Er

[Sticker704]

@Sticker704 :P

[Simple7ify]

@Sticker704 Yes! That's it, thanks.

[JerreyRough]

OH OH, I SLIT YOUR THROAT YOU GORGEOUS BABY!

[MonsteriousE99]

so... how much did you pay to play this game?

[ModernWarfareChick]

I wanna marry the guy who made this ahahahaaa.

[AlphaZeno]

Haters gonna Hate... Good Job waiting for next....

[naramarakara]

I love battlefield and I laughed so hard to this, keep 'em coming!

[JKTWbfmy]

Shut up

[BurritoLord13]

Haa I get the reference but seriously anyone know?

[BurritoLord13]

Who knows what is goin on with bro team pill? No video in a month? Big announcement? "You've changed"? Anyone?

[Sammys09]

@BurritoLord13 The BroTeamPill is skateboarding off each others dick at the moment.

[cristopherrobins78]

"Oh this is so realistic!" MW3 is as real as ur fathers boob job dumbass

[Smoretoss]

@cristopherrobins78 What does MW3 have to do with anything?

[jamesfish05]

@cristopherrobins78 It's hilarious when Butthurt Battlefield kids can think of nothing other than COD to try and insult them with.

[cristopherrobins78]

@jamesfish05 Yup:)

[SkinnyWhiteGeek]

You brought to light a lot of valid points. Bad company 2 was the shit!

[KonBankai157]

"Oh i wonder whats gonna happen, OH! I JUST SLIT YOUR THROAT YOU GORGEOUS BABY!"

FUCKIN LOL!

[S0TIR0V]

Retards..



[BigBambooExpeditions]

This was fucking beautiful.

[Torin06]

Had pretty much the same reactions playing this game. Just alot of boredom running around and dying from whoever the fuck knows where.

[BrynTheSkits]

"Why "Battle Fi...". This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by BroTeamPill."

Holy shit the first takedown I actually support.

[DaveDinnerDude]

0:55

There is sense in the fact you can't drive the other cars. They require keys. Most military vehicles don't (I think). I would hate to jump into a jet, just to see I forgot the keys. On the other side, "keys to my jet" does sound like a good pick up line.

[bassguitartender]

300,000 GET

[BroTeamPill]

@bassguitartender WHO'S IT GOING TO BE????

[BroTeamPill]

@impuri7y "Script"! LOLLERS!

[waldo04]

@BroTeamPill "Script"! LOLLERS!

[wafflecopter2142]

@impuri7y entertains cod fans, soooo have you seen the MW3 bro team pill vid?

Clearly not for cod fans.

[WUHUNEE]

mad cuz

i welded ur ass shut

[Ololoec]

it's amazing

[Prnnce]

I bought the game.

Come at me bro.

[HughMcC00L]

Look what I started :D

[NoQuo89]

I know these are a joke, but they really get on me sometimes -_-

[Dirf119]

like i need more magnets in my colon

[CalBro]

Most overrated game in recent memory.

[DaedaliusRE]

@CalBro

Just like the new Call of Duty...those games are always the same and overated as shit since 862 Parts. never noticed that?

[CalBro]

@DaedaliusRE Oh I agree with you on MW as well trust me.

[HughMcC00L]

@CalBro Did you forget the wonderful Duke Nukem: Forever?

[CalBro]

@HughMcC00L Oh God, don't remind me. The amount of nostalgia that people had for Duke Nukem 3D gave them the biggest rose tinted glasses that I've ever seen for Duke Nukem Forever.

[Squadwin]

@CalBro Nah cod mw2 and 3 were the 2 games that were the most overated, like ever.

Bf3 lived up quite close to the expectation though

[BullpwhoTV]

@Squadwin except for the horribly unoriginal campaign, close quarter maps, 1 man jets, and unbalanced air support it was alright

[Squadwin]

@BullpwhoTV Noone bought it for the campaign dude and close quarter maps are a nice addition and air support is balanced as fuck now that most people have unlocked every gadjet, soflam...

[BullpwhoTV]

@Squadwin campaign is still taken into consideration. Its no excuse in this day and age to release a game with a campaign that's so unoriginal and uninspired. Its obvious that dice wanted single player to be another buying point for people otherwise they wouldn't release a 60 dollar game with 9 maps. Oh yeah and people who are just starting out in jets versus someone who has everything unlocked in theirs = extreme unbalance.

[Squadwin]

@BullpwhoTV You are right but i still find the campaign good, even though it has a cliche story. It had its moments and for the first time i played a game which felt like real war. Co-op is very fun too. And on pc we get the game for 35$ limited edition. Finally the jets only need flares which is unlocked by getting a single kill so no, its balanced, and usually other pilots fight with their gun NOT the rockets. But i guess on consoles it must be hard, plus you dont get to see the whole maps.

[BullpwhoTV]

@Squadwin having a set of flares does nothing to a master pilot who can track you down and swoop on you once to kill you. For someone who has little to no unlocks for their jets its suicide to hop in one so no one bothers. One person can easily dominate the sky and people with soflams cant do shit if the pilot knows what hes doing. Basically if you're smart you can easily be the cheapest entity in a match. Its not a perfect game, there are imbalances.

[Squadwin]

@BullpwhoTV Ofc its not perfect. But all you need in a jet is your gun to dominate. Soflams are becoming so fucking annoying for everything in the sky, even for a pro pilot.

[LeShorte]

Must be my fifth time watching this video, and I just notice the Dogma reference at 00:10. Well done, well done.

[jcasas29]

@LeShorte its a Indiana Jones: Last Crusade reference...

[LeShorte]

@jcasas29

Also happens to be the only line Silent Bob says in Dogma. Either way, I suppose.

[MonsteriousE99]

this game would have been better if there were 17 more sewer levels.

[The1andOnlyCG]

dont need a rocket launcher cus they ground out of the FUCKING GROUND

[NiiTROxProductionz]

Haha this makes me gut laugh

[nukeclears]

i love how my url says: lolz

at the end:

/watch?v=fOxG1UbUHUU&feature=B­Fa&list=FLk0j2iVq8Tj2X1cJVK5Em­Ww&lf=mh_lolz

[Ciretako]

How exactly do you circumcise an asshole?

[RagingGingerNinja]

@Ciretako Carefully.

[Ingmatter]

"At the end of each match you get your ass sucked all the way to heaven to drink a glass of God's VINTAGE PISS."

Best line in the whole fucking thing.

[Scout322]

....he does kinda have a point

[KorovaNova]

A dull tryhard attempt at comedy.

[Simple7ify]

I paid 50$.

[purehate999]

BroTeam are gods....no joke, i nearly died laughing at this video....my room mate was like 0.o wtf? as i died in the corner

[harrazed]

that was hilarious!! haha put me in tearz!

[garytang182]

so does he like it or hate it?

[AndfarJC]

lol u suck

[Metalingus96]

That was hilarious..

[MrMaddog51]

The Dick Team!

[schrombot]

haha :38 is totally a jihad jeep, look at all those destroyed explosives

[alexandermac14]

@falloutromance11 Take the dick out of your ass and realize this is a joke. Dumbass.

[falloutromance11]

Oh yeah, just edit out any deaths you've ever had and complain the multiplayer is just too easy because you're killing everyone. This is bullshit.

[MrCompassionate01]

@falloutromance11 Aaaaw widdle babby dosn't like mean internet? Its a joke dude they say terrible games are good and good games are bad its part of their thing and on another note since when did it matter if somebody on the internet disagrees with you who FUGREH CARES you don't need them to tell you if you like it or not surely? Hell I like Skyerim dont mean I give a shit if they rag on it anyway whatever im gonna eat things watch the comedy or dont its like grapes. Also hi

[BottleOBoom]

I love this game but you are fucking hilarious!

[galeanoandres]

omg i lol so much! j

[DarkOmegaZero101]

I bought the game, now where is my circumcision?

[easter202]

It would be awesome if you did one with baldur's gate.

[culdain]

the ata luder and the er flures

[ParanoiaVII]

FUCKIN ZING

[KieransWorld]

the guy who stole your videos account got suspended :D

[jakehey3211]

/watch?v=fyIcABZxhTM ... He stole this video.

[BroTeamPill]

@jakehey3211 Thanks for bringing this to my attention. BATTLE TIME!

Facebook for pictures as the story develops. Film at 11.

[LazyNinja411]

@BroTeamPill that was fast

[solrave123]

@BroTeamPill

Boo ya

that copy cat's shit was taken down, please make a vid on how to properly strangle a faggot with his own fucking cunt

[wowkidlrn2play]

@BroTeamPill Is this your real opinion?

[holyburritoimmexican]

@jakehey3211 You're so stupid.

[holyburritoimmexican]

@jakehey3211 oh wait, I thought you meant BroTeamPill stole this video from the other guy haha, my bad legit bro.

[Lolp821]

It isn't a serious video but 90% of it is why I only played it for a month then stopped. I hate Cod more, but at least when I rage on that I don't have to spend 5 minutes traveling to get killed by someone hiding behind a rock making lemonade, or having to rely on people in my team/squad when all they're concerned with is sniping in useless places, trying to team kill with vehicles, trying to grieve with flashlights etc. etc. etc.

[MultiRussianpride]

yeah wheres the snow level

[Luwinkle]

It's like they tried to take CoD kiddie rage and tried to make it funny.

"Tried."

[seandavy1]

wow half of you took this seriously?

[foowing1]

This is the best game ever! This guy is a noob! He play normal mode instead of hardcore.

He compares this to Bad Comany 2 and it has nothing to do with Bad Company 2.

He can't play as a team member and if he did he might get on better.

[XeroOwnz]

@foowing1 This isn't a serious review...You know that right?

[NarrowDipShit]

@foowing1 You can't say this is the best game ever, you are the noob here!

[FrostyA17]

@foowing1 Wow you are actually retarded. 

[timfox23]

I suck at bf3 and I rage in rush but I still love it

[kingkoal777]

Why does the price keep going up?

[blacksiddis]

I subbed because of this hahaha

[EpicWinning123]

Dat ass.

[TheRiCkJaMeS182]

i love bf3, but this is fucking hilarious xD

[Shankinz90]

Like if your sick of "Mitt Romney" advertisement.

[stewieisthelord]

I knew BF3 sucked

[Vinnisaurus]

@stewieisthelord FUCK YOU BF3 IS AWSOME

[MrNotoriousNinja]

@stewieisthelord nope.

[stewieisthelord]

@MrNotoriousNinja Would you kindly re-post that comment intelligently?

[MrNotoriousNinja]

@stewieisthelord sure! :

nope.

ok jokes aside, this video is a joke, they're not serious. Battlefield 3 is really really cool, sometimes random shit happens for example: you're just chillin sniping in a skyscraper under construction, suddenly, a jet flies right into you. :O or like people doing suicide terrorism and shit xD it's not always like this. sometimes in clans there's serious serious teamwork, like people asking for air support, or sniper support. also: 64 player maps = clusterfuck

[JoeBlackHDTV]

LOVE THIS PART 2:20

[BdizzleFoRizzles]

I love BF3 but this was great.

[rgGamerfreak69]

Wow you are so so SO WRONG about this!

[GaijinKnibb]

Randomly "YOU CANT JUST GO WHEREVER YOU WANT" popped into my head. Had to come back and re-watch. Was worth stopping mid-fap to watch again. (..Infact i still finished)

[AnotherAddictedGamer]

All he does is hate on games

[AddiSetzer]

FUCKING ZING

[MysticAFI]

Why's it $89?! These are hilarious.

[david10291029]

@MysticAFI

im pretty sure it costs that much in Australia, not sure where else tho.

[Vinnisaurus]

@MysticAFI its for the PC version of the game(I think)

[easter202]

He makes every game sound terrible lol.

[MrXGLWalker]

"WOAH, LOTS OF SHIT GOING ON HERE!" Thats what I say everytime.

[wrathofpain5]

Battlefield thripty throp.

[Garydos07]

>as seen on reddit.

[CoNsuRaL]

I laughed at the comments more than the video.Why are you so retarded,can't you even understand this video is a joke?

[TheEstowrath]

I WOULD LIKE TO TRY PLEASE, THE HELICOPTER! LMAO!!

[AnonIonCannon]

I WOULD LIKE TO TRY PLEASE

[Bonkbonk100]

I want to see this guy K/D. Must be at least 10+ when people just walk in front of him all the time

[h4bbo2]

FINALLY A PERSON WHO UNDERSTANDS US!!!

[KineticNK]

i think you should try something called "trolling" its a nice little technique where you would laugh at your victoms with glory

[L4ionh4rt]

@cyberguy4 Only 20?

[YOUMADSTAYMAD]

$320 dollars worth spent?

[keymaker80]

i didnt understand the zing can someone clarify and dont get me wrong im happy it took you all lunch to figure it out but please someone tell me

[SgtB4ker]

"oh this is cool, yeah this is a totally cool feature" I say that all the time, just about whatever bullshit is pissing me off at the time.

[y3ivan]

FYI, the dlc added 1 non-combat vehicle "forklift" which is pretty much a "coffin on wheels". DICE have you gone mad? 

[slaphappyretard]

Bro Team is completely satirical. Watch their MW3 video and you'll know what I mean.

[GothamWriter91]

1:07 An "ah-tah-loader"

[FortressManagment]

Bro Team has found: God's Vintage Piss

[666SLAY3R666]

there is so much butt hurt in these comments.

[HappyYodeler4]

You owe me one anal circumcision.

[BlinkingBulbStudios]

Well, that wasn't so bad, was it?

[xMateJxC]

lol everything is true and that's why cod is better than this shit

[iLaVidaNarcotica]

@xMateJxC Guessing you didn't watch the cod video then.

[Phuild]

@xMateJxC Yet their MW3 video was actually all MW2 gameplay and they said dont buy it...

[1337ontoast]

that was the funniest thing i have ever seen