You Can't Do That in Halo, Episode 1

[Cnstar10]

I just ate puding :3

[BWProductions2011]

this sucked...

[spidermanfreak11]

@mistabigshot1001 Look im being supid yea, im being sarcastic, u on the other hand, are a dumbass.

[spidermanfreak11]

@nintedodork2000 your Spanish is full of holes

[spidermanfreak11]

@Shotrocket6 your full of holes

[nintendork2000]

@spidermanfreak11 your English is full of holes.

[NINJA5589]

its almost messed up

[mrlol450]

how did this get on machinima?

[ownagexboxgamer]

what you doin whats you doin what do u think hes doin hes farting on your face

[AquaMarine284]

He like doesnt understand whats going on in 0:56

[raikai47]

isnt steven the red spartan in the vid "bag boy?"

[spidermanfreak11]

i seriously dont know y ppl argue wich is better, halo or CoD. Halo is a SiFi shooter placed in the future, call of duty is either past or modern, with historical facts, not fiction so u cant compare the two

[Shotrocket6]

@spidermanfreak11 That argument is full of holes.

[mistabigshot1001]

@spidermanfreak11 Oh god, you are dumb.

[m14zomg]

fucking gay

[11225jesse]

hey you grabbed that outa my back pocket! punches shoots farts on steve stop stop!

[joker1524]

That's mean he wanted to hang out with you

[ACIDxXxscOpe]

1325 people did that in Call of Duty

[406590]

Halo 3.....

[M16ELITEZzZ]

lol i wonder wat the unsc do to there gay soldiers especcialy spartans

[Jackofalltrades857]

GGGGGAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrBigeazyE]

gary sounds like an overweight gay guy with a dick shoved in his mouth

[Extrememaxcat]

ALL HALO 3 FANS LISTEN UP.

September 25th marks the 4 year anniversary of Halo 3. We will celebrate this day by keeping the Halo 3 community alive and playing it at 2pm Eastern Time. We will hopefully make the servers as populated as they were before, and prevent Bungie from taking down the Halo 3 online servers to make us play Halo Reach, while also bringing the original Halo experience back to life. Pass this on to other videos and thumbs up so people will know!

[Druu65]

@Extrememaxcat That spam message is so stupid. If Bungie plans on taking down halo 3 online over populating the game for a single day won't make a difference.

[NujuonRS]

@Extrememaxcat bungie isnt in charge dumb shit

[Snowflakeify98]

@Extrememaxcat halo sucks COD is the best a man who jumps 50,000 feet in the air really realistic never post this on the 5th anniversary 

[AnEvilPanda]

@Snowflakeify98 They both are different games so crawl back under the bridge you came from.

[xDarthPig]

@Snowflakeify98 Bro, maybe you should read up on what the word 'fiction' means in the the term 'science fiction'.

[Snowflakeify98]

@xDarthPig actually its all fiction fiction not real

[SquidAlex117]

Wow three dicks in a row >.>

V.V

[OOOBrandon]

whos waching this in 2011

[noble3126b]

Turkish Breathmint FTL.

[V29M3]

His voice really sounded like he was a nice guy! :(

[elitespartan5478]

lol



[freakyhappysky10]

your a noob he asked u if u wated to have diner with him

[roaylridges]

this sucks

[Kickasss119]

what a prick

[ViolenceHD]

Aww that's sad to be honest :(

[gorillaman2000]

wow, fuck you steve... like you're actually a dick..

[mfcboxer]

nature vally ftw

[perditionburak26]

this sucks

[AssassiniRevolution]

00:0



[AssassiniRevolution]

00:00



[elfken13]

thats fuced up red guy should kill him

[mw2manlevel70]

steve really



[123123123123scott]

OOOOO_____OOOOOOO



[MannersNo]

WADYA DOIN WADYA DOIN!

[Ozzyhellsbells]

lol

[geoffdoor]

I THOUGHT THE BEATLES SONG WAS GOING TO PLAY IN THAT CLIP - I AM REALLY FUCKING ANGRY NOW BIT LIKE THAT LAD WHO GETS PISSED OFF CAUSE HE HATES FUCKING CALL OF DUTY - THIS IS REALLY SHIT YOU TUBE CLIP - FUCKING REMOVE IT NOW

[TheLastArchdemon]

@geoffdoor lol

[megashadowish]

@geoffdoor uuuummm what??? O.o

[geoffdoor]

@megashadowish all the people with a sense of humor got this joke apart from you you fucking stupid bastard - FUCK OFF AND DIE DICK HEAD

[XTIMDADDY15X]

wt a y doin wt a y doin?

[extremlybrickbuilder]

TEK EPIC FART MAN IS COMING!!

[demonblade8000]

I dont get ads on my ipod

[yort002]

@flflflfulful yeah a while ago before youtube was taken by google there were no ads at all and it was free now you cant watch a video without being hit with ads

[R0ZZthaB0ZZ]

whatya doin whatya doin lol

[SaodiFilms]

garry sounds awsome

[123123123123scott]

I can that in halo

[yort002]

who hates these stupid ads

[MsSuperDavey]

wasn't on my add, so...

[niko2ti]

poor guy



[MsSuperDavey]

skip add button: 0:00

[weirdo1377]

@MsSuperDavey or use the Skip Add Button

[XxCataclysmycxX]

Uhh, why yes, yes i do. :)

[FingerMyFinger]

does anyone want an indiana hotpocket, they're yummy :)

[Dat804Balla]

wtf iz steve doin

[BREAKKINGS]

Red guy sounds fat ?

[Maffy234]

what the hell did i just watch? :')

[THISISYOUTUUUUUUUUBE]

@Maffy234 A guy farting on another's face.

In Halo 3.

[Maffy234]

@THISISYOUTUUUUUUUUBE meh makes sense :')

[TheManofthefuture101]

LOL...

[xxboy96]

gary has a bad day 

[huhthuhtbleep]

if you lik to play forge on halo 3 add me : stupiidswaqq95

[TheSupnig]

Hos TU Hos TU ?!

[Monstercatch]

ouch harsh man ;)

[cod5rocks1100]

ZOMFG THIS IS EPICCCCCCCCC

[99ksbit]

O_O WTF DID I JUST WATCH

[xxshinox]

this video is the stupidist thing i ever saw get a life u idiot

[DEFENDER6100]

@xxshinox THEN YOU ARE RETARDED!

[qwertyb18]

wtf did I just watch

[cazobro]

another word for that might be t-bag

[noukilledit]

I had to google "Turkish breathmint" to get the joke....

[WTFadiNN]

@noukilledit it says the definition at the end of the video -_-

[noukilledit]

@WTFadiNN I didnt watch it to the end. Sorry for not doing things your way.

[WTFadiNN]

@noukilledit I'm sorry that you like men :/

[VIctorluo00]

co sa asy

[hazeard3s]

more like turkish Tbag

[ThePivotgiant]

chuck norris can.

[jello850]

lol

[300GoG]

gary?more like gay!

[hazeard3s]

notice he said buy some new shirt

[ConfusingGamer]

When halo 3 was good... Good times good times...

[thebrickbros21]

you cant get a cheeseburger in halo either.

[Deathpool35]

@thebrickbros21 yea? and try getting a boner in halo! yea thats right, you cant

[les91920]

@thebrickbros21 you cant get a t-shirt either

[Irocksonny95112]

ahahaaaa

[Irocksonny95112]

you guys are soooo mean to him

[XxSpRiTeZzxX]

I love the way he says Steve it's so epic. XD

[Catalysim]

Im lUcky 780 700

[CaptainFatality7777]

im 780,220... the first time i saw this i was the 666th viewer... coincidence? i think so too.

[TheMadGameDude]

778,619 is lucky too...i think...

[mateo123i]

i am 777,778 not bad :D

[jm42fun]

777777 veiwer?! im lucky...

[Biohazardz100]

wow u really cant hit people to drop there shields, kill them and then teabag them on halo can u? retards

[johnloves1098]

WHY ARNT THERE MORE

[TheCordog]

that was pretty retarded

[Darkknight6957]

Poor Gary

[paul5345]

i loled so hard

[Stuipifyer]

WTF?!

[Poglavnik008]

WHATS UP STIF

[MikSevilla]

thums down! if you have done that to friends or lil siblings!

[sparbitan117]

LOL

[buzzkill980]

this suck ultimate shitcock

[kenlaboss]

wtf why that name??? omg this is monkeymotherofshitcocker what is this

[ThePoolshark152]

wtf was that.  that was gay

[JakRizen2]

that was horrible. The voice acting couldn't have been worse and the way things were laid out couldn't have been more pointless and random. Fail.

[theSPARTAN1607]

Sad for red guy :( ....... You must make a vid when red get his revenge!!

[MrFoxo11]

The red guy is from Italy :D

[Left4Jimmy2]

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[flamepan]

that was so awesome. i miss machinimas on machinima so much man

[lilwaynefan152]

this was kinda retarded

[TristanMachuwano1998]

i realy feel bad for the red guy ={

[ThereWillBePenguins]

Why is there advertisements on ALL of their videos >.>

[SuperKarol97]

@ThereWillBePenguins cause theyre famous ... i think,.. :D

[axelord17]

thats not random at all......

[claudiusle1]

Yeah kill him with the fart!!

[TAPriceCTR]

and this has exactly what relation to that show?

[DarkGamerProject]

@kimrichnine Very nicely known,Captain Obvious..

[gravzy56]

@XxNinjaPr0xX

FUCKING SAD ACT!

[XxNinjaPr0xX]

@gravzy56 lol i read it but my mom;s name is kiki so i chandged it cause i dont wanna die!!! 

[crazzyguy77]

@XxNinjaPr0xX good for you you can send chain mail you little prick

[TechnoEchoFilms]

So... its the foreign version of booty call... Or with the name i just came up with

Call of Booty

[JazukaiX]

@TechnoEchoFilms You sir, have no idea what booty call means

[Raven150000]

this is one of the biggest pieces of SH*T machinima has ever done!

[99PS3men]

boo this sucked

[rycollins14]

like for random battle rifle shot at 0:42

[shadowbob34]

My name is Kiki, and i was raped before i died. I use to enjoy pain and now i inflict it upon people. I was tortured and raped untill i could no longer breathe. Those meanies now suffer and die, and those who do not repost this to 5 videos will die too. i hate this 2 but i believe

At the strike of 12AM, those who did not repost this will die a horrible death after seeing a bloody face covered with long black hair. Those who repost this will receieve a kiss from their crush

[TheEnmega]

this isnt even funny lol its just tragic.. cya machinima

[MW13NH]

Ew.

[tappanater]

2970 like this

[dropdead156]

1,172 clicked dislike

[dethkloklord1]

you should have teabaged him

[jimihendrixftw]

(insert comment telling people to stop saying insert comment here) and also i have a question... did this video make anyone fell sad for the red guy? or is that just me

[MrPoodoo777]

@BrEnNo1023 how can you say that the storyline was rubbish? If you haven't played Halo 2 or Combat Evolved then you wouldn't understand it; this game answers all questions that the other games emit!

[MrPoodoo777]

@BrEnNo1023

[MsCcProductions]

in soviet china women rapes you

[MrPoodoo777]

@Alearanclarke you must be really sad to comment on every Halo Video and say that it was rubbish! Also there's something now called Halo: Reach. Hmm.. Your gonna have to think of an insult that rhymes with that now!

[BrEnNo1023]

@MrPoodoo777 haven't you heard? it's gaylo: reach-around!

XD

i keed i keed, reach is amazing, probably the perfect multiplayer game. story's a bit hmph, but it's still awesome game

[Alearanclarke]

Gaylo 3 is shit :)

[TechFrosts]

@SDandPGEproductions Not Funny, its OLD, and Annoying.

[SDandPGEproductions]

(insert your mom here)

Guy : DAMMIT SHE WONT FIT

[shit4brains222]

Umm What The Fuck Was That ?

[nat64031]

very good video suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uper

[samus7124]

Thunmbs up plzzz.

0:01 to skip ads

i will kill any people who dislike this

thumbs up if you are the first thumbs up

"hey steve., steve!"

its kinda strange how there are more likes than views O.o

chuck norris can gargle peanut butter

in soviet Russia car drive you!

TAKE THAT DreamDRFT!!

[6greenface]

1 fart can make 10000000000000000000 people killed!

[TheMrBrian26]

Homosexuals are gay and have aids because they hit the dislike button

[TheDrift3rboy]

1,158 people couldn't tbag the like button

[Cifalps]

Rofl!!!!!

[beefstuy]

type PRIZE before youtube and press enter

[samus7124]

one word...gay. lololol i m mastarxch33f

[Skychilli]

This is a disgrace to Halo 3 fans. I laughed not at the video's failed attempt at humor, but at it's childish stupidity. 711,000 views? More like 711,000 people who should've had something better to do. If you ask me, I think my favorite part was at 1:14 Pathetic...

[tokithedethdealer]

@Skychilli Lol, sounds like someone's one their man period again.

[AwesomeElectron]

1) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

[godofgubgub]

Eh! STEVE!

[ChicksRuleAnime]

1) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

[vdog66]

@ChicksRuleAnime Did it and also 2 ads were on bitch