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  • @transmamalantic

    Btw, there's an electric field called retarded field, so don't worry, you're not the only one XD

    Instead of evolution, why don't you study about retarded fields? They are your own kind AHAHAHAHAHA

  • @MaximusArurealius

    Some animals with only one eye?

    Animals would have four eyes?

    But Maxipad, 95%-97% of ALL animal species are invertebrates.

    And of this CLEAR MAJORITY of species, they often DO have ONE, TWO, FIVE or EIGHT eyes.

    And yes, these increased number of eyes improve survivability.

    Therefore, evolution theory, of RM&NS proven true in YOUR allegation of the number of eyes.

    Right?

    BTW, Your such a fuckwit Maxipad. Your as fucking dumb as a box of hammers.

    PWNED! YAP YAP YAP!!

  • @MaximusArurealius

    megadouche is hiding out in shame after you pwned him on his own vids.

    HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR

  • @cRetard

    where's one single mistake at the wikipage about evolution theroy?

  • @transHugo

    Steve Paikin- "What is the theory that gets us evolving from very simple forms of life to the comlpex creatures we are today."

    Jerry Coyne- "I think basically you’re asking what the theory is and it’s called Darwinism."

    transhugo said " I reject Darwinism Like I reject Newtonism" and said " Darwinism LOLOL lolol what next newtonism?"

    You laugh and reject the evo fairytale he believes in and fail to name the evo theory you believe in.

    You Lose.

    hahahahahahaha

  • @cRetard

    "I think basically..."

    LOLOL jerry coyne knows that when talking to lay ignorant human primates, one must use BASIC language. LOLOL

    I reject darwinism as much as i reject newtonism! LOLOL darwinism LOLOLOL

    THUS I ASK: How does one explain Plant speciation w/out using evolution theory?

    there's only ONE theory of evolution, as any highschool kid knows...

    oh right... you were homeschooled...

    You Lose, you Loser.

  • @transtlantic

    "where's one single mistake at the wikipage about evolution theroy?" THEROY??? XD

    That's one of the three things you say. The other two are: "explicado por que i evololololved from plants whoa whoa whoa" and "1+1 = 11"

    After 10 years of monotony, wouldn't you agree that it's time for a change? I advise you to get out of the crib and venture into reality, and you'll be able to find new things to say.

  • @TheRetardedTiger

    I thought you said you would never talk to me again...

    10 years of "Monotony"?

    Is that english? maybe you should try 10 years of basic education and then come back and apologize for how fucking dumb you sound.

    THUS I ASK: How do you explain Plant speciation or AB resistance without using evolution theory?

    If you can't find one single mistake at the wikipage about evolution theory or even an answer to my challenge...how can you expect credibility?

    You are an Imbecile.

  • @Maxipad

    YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Two golfers were out on the links in Palm Beach and came across an alligator frantically wiping her mouth on the grass. One said:" I wonder what's up with that gator?" The gator replied:" I just ate a creationist and can't get the taste out of my mouth!"

  • @9pt9 You keep changing the goal posts. Proving that you do not have the maturity required for a rational debate. Effective? Again: how do explain variation of any structures observed without using evolution theory? You keep denying every single observation where chance is observed. That's why creationism fails: denial. Now: how do you explain plant speciation w/out using evo theory??? Look, i Always point to just one thing and Ur entire religion falls! Lolol

  • @Maximusretardus " Thus the fóssil record is a faithful of what evolutionary theory predicts" Gould, more on misquotes at Quote mine project, Talkorigins

  • @MaximusArurealius

    transmoron and megamoron were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Volkswagen convertible with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. megamoron had a coat hanger and stopped for a moment to catch his breath, and transmoron said, anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."

    HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR

  • @IcemanSupaFly

    hi max

    why do you have so many accounts?

  • @MrMegaLiar, where are you, you little pervert? Are you making another vid to pwn yourself? HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR

  • @JackSShit If evolution were true all animals should be able to speak English, Spanish, or French. No reason that they couldn't. The conditions that gave us language also exist for animals. Many animals have the vocal mechanisms to speak, but they can't speak.

  • @JackSShit I see you are talking to yourself again. The pathetic thing is when you start answering yourself max.

  • @foxlake02 I'm taking to YOU dimbulb. I see you're uable to answer my question below. What's the matter dummass? I thought evolution explains everything? Your ignoring my question is frank admission that evolution is bullshit. AND THAT is pathetic. Animals can't talk because God didn't dun it. HAR HAR HAR HAR

  • @MaxSShit Animals can't talk for the same reason we can't run like cheetahs or fly like eagles or swim like dolphins. What goes through your little brain when you think they should? What kind of warped caricature of the theory of evolution do you have that would even say something that stupid? Your strawman arguments only prove that you can't support your own assertions that magic explains how reality works.

  • @KackaASS

    You keep showing you have no clue about evolution.

    All you are proving, by your own logic, is that God is so full of shit that he claims to have created humans by his own image...and yet we are not gods.

    We are animals, you dumb shit.

    "have the vocal mechanisms".... some humans can't speak, how do you explain that without using evolution theory?

  • Dear transdummass, you fucking idiot. You know nothing, but a least now you don't have to keep telling your friends that you don't know Jack Shit. HAR HAR HAR HAR

    You think you're an animal? NO I saw your sissy arms. You're a vegetable. You're a big squash with a pussy. HAR HAR HAR

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  • @transhugo

    You keep failing to name the name of the theory of evolution you believe in.

    it's obvious that you are retarded.

    Now...It's obvious you know the evo fairytale that dawkins preaches has failed, Just look at your own words "Darwinism LOLOL lolol"

    Thus I got you to reject the evo fairytale when you said "I reject Darwinism like I reject newtonism"

    I got you to reject the evo fairytale.

    YOU LOSE!

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • @IcemanSupaFly

    talking to yourself again, huh max?

  • @MrMegaBOOB

    Make another self pwnage video.

    HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR 

  • @IcemanSupaFly

    poor max, you have been busted for talking to yourself

    why so many accounts?

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  • @MrMegatruth

    Why so many self pwnage videos?

    HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR

  • @IcemanSupaFly

    Why no evidence for your religious opinions?

  • lovely we are related to mollusks* I studied the eye for a while (optician tech) you can say i know it inside out, these folks say the process took millions of years & relates to mollusks? yeah....no! the eye is perfect in design & can only have come from a perfect creator, GOD*

    vision is a gift from GOD, not a gift from an evolution process*

  • @phirefish How about goosbumps and your laryngeal nerve looping under the arch of the aorta . Are they gifts too?

  • @MaxSShit “What should the fossil record include if most evolution occurs by speciation in peripheral isolates? Species should be static through their range because our fossils are the remains of large central populations. In any local area inhabited by ancestors, a descendant species should appear suddenly by migration from the peripheral region in which it evolved." Now here's why...

  • @MaxSShit "In the peripheral region itself, we might find direct evidence of speciation, but such good fortune would be rare indeed because the event occurs so rapidly in such a small population. Thus, the fossil record is a faithful rendering of what evolutionary theory predicts, not a pitiful vestige of a once bountiful tale.” Gould, The Panda's Thumb

  • @phirefish

    considering that there are thousands of different eye structures... your claim that you "studied the eye", is astonishing...

    "perfect in design"? How do you explain congenital blindness?

    Where's your proof of God?

    How do you explain Eye diversity without using evolution theory?

  • @phirefish Wow... to be so educated about the human eye, and yet so blind as to how it was made. The eye is far from perfect- there are numerous ranges of colors and other influences we cannot see, if the eye forms erroneously during maturation in the womb they may work poorly or not at all, they are easily injured, the cones of some individuals' eyes don't process properly and are thus color blind...

    If there was a god to bestow such gifts, I'd ask for the upgraded model.

  • SJ Gould from the iintroduction to Evolution as fact and theory; The basic attack of modern creationists falls apart on two general counts before we even reach the supposed factual details of their assault against evolution. First, they play upon a vernacular misunderstanding of the word "theory" to convey the false impression that we evolutionists are covering up the rotten core of our edifice. (cont)

  • (cont) Second, they misuse a popular philosophy of science to argue that they are behaving scientifically in attacking evolution. Yet the same philosophy demonstrates that their own belief is not science, and that "scientific creationism" is a meaningless and self-contradictory phrase, an example of what Orwell called "newspeak."

  • "Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts do not go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them" SJ Gould 1994

  • @parsivalshorse "It is also a fact" HAR HAR HAR He already proved that there is no evolution. And now all he's doing is attempting damage control since he fucked up and let the cat out of the bag with: “I want to argue that the ‘sudden’ appearance of species in the fossil record and our failure to note subsequent evolutionary change within them is the proper prediction of evolutionary theory as we understand it."

    For him to then say "evolution is a fact" is beyond hilarious.

  • @JackSShit No Jackass - the only thing that is hilarious is your catastrophic failure to grasp simple concepts.

  • @JackSShit FYI - In the quote mine you just posted from Gould, note that it says 'IS the proper prediction' - not 'IS NOT".

  • @parsivalshorse "the false impression that we evolutionists are covering up the rotten core of our edifice" WELLLL you are. There is NO "theory of evolution." You pretend there is and that it's on a "scientific" level. BALONEY! If it was you'd be able to tell me what it is. Not one of you "intellectual" assholes know what it is. Nor can you quote it. Everyone of you have a different idea of what you THINK it is. And not one of you understand it.

    BIG ASS FAIL FOR YOU

  • @JackSShit How many sock accounts are you going to come here as before you get over the pain and humiliation of being PWNED about your Gould quote mines max? Movie and dinner: $56. Watching max switch to his SupaFly and JackSShit sockpuppets: PRICELESS. (Did I guess both of them right max?)

  • @foxlake02 I see, you're back for more humiliation? You're just not very smart are you? When all a person can do is lose, it's a good idea to stay away from that game. But with the chronically stupid, nothing, not even experience ever teaches them anything. Are you sure you're not MegaDouche? You and he are both on the same IQ level. And you sound alike, very stupid.

  • @JackSShit It is not possible to be as dumb as megadouche.

    Did you see he is exposed as a liar?

  • @MaximusRetardus

    one sockpuppet, two sockpuppet, three sockpuppet

    and yet another year and more students learn:

    Evolution = fact

    Creationism= religious nonsense.

  • @IbeenpwnedbyJack

    Do you EVER think of anything new? You have been fucked up ever since Max pwned you on the peppered moth. It must have wound your springs too tight. HAHAHAHAHA

    HAR HAR HAR

  • @IcemanSupaFly

    hi max

  • @JackASS

    Why are you here? Have you forgotten the Dover trial?

    Evolution = fact

    Creationism = religious delusion

  • @IbeenpwnedbyJack.

    New name for you dumbo. Did you find your brain? Where was it? Did you dump it out with the bedpans?

    Evolution = atheist bullshit creation myth

    Creationism = proven by Gould

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @KackaSS

    Hey, you dumb shit

    Gould said: Evolution = fact

    You are obviously confused.

    Now...How do you explain eye diversity without using evo theory?

    i see no reason to believe in your religious creationism when you provide no answers to observed phenomena.

  • @IbeenpwnedbyJack aka transtlantic "Gould said: Evolution = fact" Yes, but he was covering up the FACT that the fossil record proves CREATION.

    YOU LOSE ASSHOLE HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAAR

  • @KackaSS

    "Thus, the fossil record is a faithful rendering of what evolutionary theory predicts, not a pitiful vestige of a once bountiful tale.”

    — "The Episodic Nature of Evolutionary Change," The Panda's Thumb: Reflections in Natural History, New York: W. W. Norton & Company, 1980, pp. 182-184.

    Gould...

    yeah... you are so fucking smart! HA HA HA HA HA

    The bible promotes slavery, self-mutilation and sheer ignorance...tsk tsk...

    yeah... you are very "special":.. HA HA HA HA

  • @transtlantic How do you possibly explain the SO muscle fed thru the trochlea without using creation fact? Did it slowly feed it thru the pulley over millions of year somehow knowing it would be effective one day? LOL Get real! So many evoretardation examples so little time.

    evoLOLOLOLution!

  • @JackSShit

    hi max

  • @JackSShit f. He only 'pwned' evolution in your imagination, in reality he published a book called Evolution as Fact and Theory (SJ Gould 1994)

  • @MaximusArurealius Nice Gould pwnage quotes dude.

  • @9pt9

    How do you explain the diversity observed in the eye without using evolution theory?

    are you saying that congenital blindness is caused by a fairy named God?

  • @transtlantic How do you explain the design and diversity observed in the eye without using creation/design theory?

    evoLOLution!

  • @9pt9

    "design"? that would imply there's a "design"...what's your evidence that the eyes are designed? especially considering that random mutations or random environmental pressures influence the phenotype of every single eye?

    Your question is a very obvious assertion without proof... you are presenting a fallacy...

    Now..How do you explain Plant speciation w/out using evolution theory?

  • @9pt9

    there are variations to the trochlea, how do you explain those random variations? "how many mutations did it take to make it"? depends, name me one single trochlea that can define all others. Do consider there are variations.

    considering that specific cartilage is observed in gradual change in species across the eras...I am astonished how you consider that an example against evolution...lol

    How do you explain the diversity observed of the trochlea of the SO without using evo theory?

  • @cRetards if i am upset, what is max the tard????? Lololol btw i am still waiting for you to explain plant speciation without using evolution theory. Your denial of speciation Is fucking funny!!!! Lololol

  • @MaximusRetardus Fact: any candidate unable to explain plant speciation without using evolution theory is going to prove why creationists are uneducated fucks.

  • OK EVERYBODY LISTEN MrMegaSYBIL is trying to think of something witty to say. HAR HAR HAR he'll just pwn himself again. HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR

  • @MaximusArurealius

    you are trying hard

  • @MrMegaSYBIL, OH you went and got your cheerleader to bolster you while you get your ass kicked some more ya little liar.

    HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR

    PWNED

  • @MaximusRetardus

    Science is one single person with an education proving that a fairy named God is a physical impossibility, non existent.

    LOLOL

    you keep failing to explain Plant speciation w/out using evolution theory

  • @MaximusArurealius

    ROFLMAO@U

  • @MrMegaSYBIL what the fuck are you laughing about asshole? Did you see the humor in how you pwned yourself on your own videos? HAR HAR HAR

  • @MaximusRetardus

    why do you promote slavery and prostitution?

    Now...why can't you explain AB resistance or the diversity observed of the eye without using evolution theory?

    are you mentally challenged?

  • @MaximusArurealius

    i am laughing at your stupidity

    ROFLMAO@U

  • What's so funny about Gould is he describes CREATION and then tries to call it evolution. HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR

    ALL EVOTARDS ARE SUCH FUCKING DUNCES har har har har

  • @MaximusArurealius

    let me ask you this max, does one scientist make ALL of evolutionary thought?

    if not, then your little quote mine does not matter at all

  • @MrMegaSYBIL "does one scientist make ALL of evolutionary thought" YES YES YES YOU DUMMASS. You apparently know jack shit about science. Science is ONE investigator proving the other 100% wrong. Gould did that.

    YOU FAIL DUMMASS

    THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ASKING HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR

  • A. "The history of most fossil species includes two features particularly inconsistent with gradualism: 1. Stasis. Most species exhibit no directional change during their tenure on earth. They appear in the fossil record looking much the same as when they disappear; morphological change is usually limited and directionless. 2. Sudden appearance. In any local area, a species does not arise gradually by the steady transformation of its ancestors;

  • B. "…it appears all at once and "fully formed."" (Gould, Stephen J., "Evolution's Erratic Pace," Natural History, Vol. 86, No. 5, May 1977, p.14).

    Looks like Gould sold you out again. hahahahaaaa He's a closet creationist. HAR HAR HAR

    GOULD PWNS EVOLUTION

  • @MaximusRetardus

    "Eldredge and I believe that speciation is responsible for almost all evolutionary change. Moreover, the way in which it occurs virtually guarantees that sudden appearance and stasis shall dominate the fossil record." to p183.

    Gould

    and how do you explain AB resistance without using evolution theory?

  • @transDUMMASS "Eldredge and I believe that speciation is responsible for almost all evolutionary change" NO SHIT he's a fucking genius and then he tells us that there isn't any evolution.

    HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR

    YOU SELF-PWNED YOUR STUPID SELF. HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR

  • @Maximusetardus

    "Eldredge and I believe that speciation is responsible for almost all evolutionary change. Moreover, the way in which it occurs virtually guarantees that sudden appearance and stasis shall dominate the fossil record." to p183.

    and yet...no creationism. thus I ask:

    How do you explain Plant speciation w/out using evolution theory?

  • @transpedo "Eldredge and I believe that speciation is responsible for almost all evolutionary change. Moreover, the way in which it occurs virtually guarantees that sudden appearance and stasis shall dominate the fossil record."

    HAR HAR HAR HE'S RATIONALIZING CREATION HAR HAR HAR

    He' doesn't know what else to fucking say.

    SELF-PWNED AGAIN HAR HAR HAR

  • @MaximusArurealius

    EVOLUTION AS FACT AND THEORY

    by stephen gould

  • @MrMegaSYBIL oh MrSYBIL is back so we can laugh about how he pwned himself on his on videos and lied in public. HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR

  • @MaximusArurealius

    this is where is like to laugh at you

    ROFLMAO@U

  • @MrMegaSYBIL BUT NOBODY is laughing WITH YOU. They are all laughing at you.

    HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR

  • @MaximusGump "[Gould is] talking about theory" EXACTLY!

    You are hereby PWNED, OWNED AND BONED.

    Thanks for playing.

  • @MaximuSShit Theory: a coherent group of tested general propositions, commonly regarded as correct, that can be used as principles of explanation and prediction for a class of phenomena. i.e. Punctuated Equilibrium. What did you think theories were? Guesses? hehehehehe

  • @MaximusArurealius LOL Max gradualism has not been taught since the 19th century, you are as usual barking at the moon - I'd call you a braying jackass again, but apparently you are using that name as a sock account now.

  • @parsivalsmoronicgoat, "gradualism has not been taught since the 19th century"

    Just what the fuck are transitional fossils all about if it's not gradualism?

    PWNED for not understanding evolution, but what's new.

    OWNED BY MAX again

  • @MaximusArurealius "Just what the fuck are transitional fossils all about if it's not gradualism?" - They are about evolution dumbass, evolution is not always consistently gradual - which is exaclty what your quotes from S J Gould keep telling you. Gould explains how evolution can happen in ways that are not gradual, that was his principle contribution to the theory. (punctuated equilibrium). EPIC MAX SELF PWN !!! LOL

  • @parsivalshorse

    "evolution is not always consistently gradual"

    Your evo fairytale is whatever you want it to be but deep in your heart you know that evo just so stories that accomodate everything like a sponge do not make a serious scientific theory, that is why you said with your trans sock "Darwinism LOLOL lololol" because you rejected the evo nonsense that is preached by Dawkins and Coyne etc.

    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • @cRetard

    "accomodate"? not at all... We OBSERVE evolution. Atoms exist in many forms, and yet only one theory explains it all: Atomic theory.

    We observe MANY possible mechanisms of Evolution as well.

    Serious thing: after all this time you keep failing to explain Plant speciation or AB resistance w/out using evolution theory. Thus you provide no reason, none at all, to pay any sort of atention to the delusional religious nonsense that you call "creationism".

    Remember: Dover trial.

  • @transtlantic

    Remember your own words, you rejected the evo fairytale and said "Darwinism LOLOL lolol""

    hahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • @cRetards

    your delusion is astonishing...

    How is that rejecting something? LOLOL

    you are fucking retarded and my challenge is still up! LOLOLOL

  • @transHUGO

    My challenge is still up, you still didn't name the alternative theory of evo you believe in to the one which you rejected when you said "Darwinism LOLOL lolol"

    You don't know which theory of evo you believe in, Obviously you have no alternative to the failed theory of evo you laughed at when you said "Darwinism LOLOL lolol" otherwise you would be able to name it.

    You keep failing.

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • @cRetard

    Why do you keep asking me to name the theory that I call the theory of evolution?

    How is saying: "something" LOLOL a rejection? you are a fucking moron.

    How do you explain plant speciation or AB resistance w/out using evolution theory?

    You go round and round for years and FACT is: my challenge is still up. thus you provide no reason to believe in the already proven to be a failure religious delusion, at the Dover trial - Creationism.

    now fuck off you imbecile.

  • @transHUGO

    Not only are you fucked up with a sissy name like Hugo but you are fucked up when you don't even know what theory of evo you believe in, You rejected the evo fairytale that Coyne preaches because you said "Darwinism LOLOL lolol" but you name no alternative, We both laugh at the evo fairytale and the only difference is that when you laugh at it then you laugh like a girl because you are a sissy called hugo, go play with your barbie doll.

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha

  • @cRetard

    Why do you like to use the name "kitten"? are you a pussy?

    How am i rejecting anything?

    are you mentally challenged? (rhetorical)

    Now...How do you explain Plant speciation or AB resistance w/out using evolution theory?

    You can act like the kid as many times as you want. FACT IS: as long as my challenge remains unanswered, I will win over and over.

    I find it funny that you deny random mutations. LOLOL that's the most funny part of it all. You suffer from a mental pathology.

  • @transhugo

    hi hugo

    look at you getting all upset because i got you to laugh at the evolutionary fairytale that is preached by dawkins.

    I WON the debate long ago when i got you to reject the evo fairytale and laugh at it when you said "Darwinism LOLOL lolol what next netwonism? lolol"

    it is funny to see that you not know the name of the theory of evo you are meant to believe in, we both laugh at the nonsense preached by dawkins except you laugh like a girl.

    hahahahahahahahahahaha

  • @parsivalsdummass, btw CONGRATULATIONS ASSHOLE.

    You just made my forum's STUPID QUOTES BY EVOLUTIONISTS.

    OWNED AGAIN ASSHOLE

  • @MaximusRetardus

    STUPID QUOTES BY HUMAN BEINGS:

    "God did it"

    that's the most fucking stupid thing a grwn up human being can say...

    it's like a child saying that "Santa puts presents under the tree"...

  • @MaximusRetardus

    "His opponents interpreted this event as the moment of creation, for not a single trace of Precambrian life had been discovered when Darwin wrote the Origin of Species. (We now have an extensive record of monerans from these early rocks, see essay 21)"

    Gould

    More at Quote MINE project, Talkorigins.

  • @transpedo, TALK ORIGINS? HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR Is that where you get all your science?

    HAR HAR HAR no wonder you don't know a fucking thing.

    YOU LOSE AGAIN ASSHOLE

  • Let's look at Gould's statement again.

    “I want to argue that the ‘sudden’ appearance of species in the fossil record and our failure to note subsequent evolutionary change within them is the proper prediction of evolutionary theory as we understand it."

    1. Sudden appearance = Creation

    2. No evolutionary change = Creation

    3. Evolution predicts no evolution

    4. "We don't understand evolution theory"

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahaha you lose again assholes

  • I just love this. HAR HAR HAR HAR Let's look further

    "failure to note subsequent evolutionary change within them is the proper prediction of evolutionary theory as we understand it" Let me interpret this.

    1. We fail to see any evolution

    2. Evolution theory predicts that we won't see any evidence of evolution

    3. We are not sure WHAT we understand.

    HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR

  • @MaximusRetardus

    Creationist critics often charge that evolution cannot be tested, and therefore cannot be viewed as a properly scientific subject at all. This claim is rhetorical nonsense.

    Stephen Jay Gould

    LOLOL Gould says the same that I do:

    Creationism is rhetorical crap! LOLOL

    you can't even explain plant speciation w/out using evolution theory!

  • @transDUMMASS HAR HAR HAR HAR YEAH AND THEN HE PWNED EVOLUTION.

    HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR

    YOU LOSE ASSHOLE NOW GO BACK TO DUMPING THOSE BEDPANS

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAaaaa!

  • @MaximusRetardus

    "Our fossil record is almost exclusively the story of hard parts. But most animals have none, and those that do reveal very little about their anatomies in their outer coverings (what could you infer about a clam from its shell alone?). Hence, the rare soft-bodied faunas of the fossil record are precious windows into the true range and diversity of ancient life."

    Gould, Wonderful Life: The Burgess Shale and the Nature of History, 1989, p. 23-24)

    more at Quote mine project

  • @transDUMMASS, THAT PROVES NOTHING YA MORON. THIS IS WHAT HE SAID

    "They appear in the fossil record looking much the same as when they disappear; morphological change is usually limited and directionless. Sudden appearance. In any local area, a species does not arise gradually by the steady transformation of its ancestors; it appears all at once and "fully formed." - Gould

    POWNED AND OWNED

  • @MaximusRetardus

    Snipped in the ellipsis is:

    "We believe that Huxley was right in his warning. The modern theory of evolution does not require gradual change. In fact, the operation of Darwinian processes should yield exactly what we see in the fossil record. It is gradualism we should reject, not Darwinism."

    Gould

    right next to the quote mine of yours.

    Quote Mine project, Talkorigins

  • @MaximusRetardus

    Following this passage is:

    "Evolution proceeds in two major modes. In the first, phyletic transformation, an entire population changes from one state to another. .... The second mode, speciation, replenishes the earth. New species branch off from a persisting parental stock.

    Gould

    how is this Gould supporting creationism? I am astonished by max, the tard (retired knot teacher) dishonesty...but then again...all religious fundies act the same way...

  • ATTENTION FOLKS PUBLIC NOTICE

    Gould shot down evolution theory 4 different ways in one simple sentence. “I want to argue that the ‘sudden’ appearance of species in the fossil record and our failure to note subsequent evolutionary change within them is the proper prediction of evolutionary theory as we understand it."

    1. Sudden appearance = Creation

    2. No evolutionary change = Creation

    3. Evolution predicts no evolution

    4. "We don't understand evolution theory"

  • Gould:

    "I confess, I cringe, knowing full well what all the creationists who deluge me with letters must be thinking. "So Gould admits that we can trace no evolutionary ladder among early African hominids; species appear and later disappear, looking no different from their great-grandfathers. Sounds like special creation to me." ... I suggest that the fault is not with evolution itself, but with a false picture of its operation that most of us hold -- namely the ladder . . . (pp. 60-61)