Chas And Dave - Gertcha [totp2]

[invade81]

and the the crowd goes wild.

[PleaseGoAway1000]

Baldrick on guitar

[DrunkenPostie]

They had some good tunes, but somebody mentioned cockney wankers, so...

O, oim a coknee wankahh, oi loikes to wank ol noit...........

[DrunkenPostie]

good tiunes, but since we'tr on thr subject of wankers..

O. oi'm a cockney wahnkaah, oil loikes to wahnk oil noit..

[fenbogle]

NICE ONE MY SON

[sirvidia]

Amanda Knox is innocent

[funkfanNo1]

Brilliant.

[zxingzxing]

Oocha ~ 'Steppin Razor '

[megaEDWIN3]

What we have here is a pair of Cockney Wankers.Other Cockney wankers include,John Terry,Ray Winstone Ronnie Kray,Barbara stupid Windsor,Barbara stupid Windsors cockney criminal husband,John Terry,Terry Venables,David Essex,

Eric Bristow,John Lydon,Mike Reid,Alf Garnet(Arse licking Royalist twat)Ricky Butcher,Fiw Mitchiw,oh and John Terry

[Sparradic]

@megaEDWIN3 your a prick!

[megaEDWIN3]

cockney wankers

[davidmanby]

cockneys are ever changing allways in a state of fluk but allways cokney.

[jojo11180]

this song is the worst one ever

sorry to disapoint all u adults

[Flamingboy100]

Classic cockney Chas n Dave.....pure English through and through.

Gertcha, when the UK's doors were opened far too wide

Gertcha, and our unique culture thus began to slide

Gertcha, common sense and honour just let go

Gertcha, betray the people whilst appeasing the 'Euro'

flamin cowson

[1983mrharry]

@Flamingboy100 good shout!!!



[mayway70]

Cockney is a place in London where criminals lives - Alan Partridge

[Music24monkey]

my dad always used to say gertcha to me when i was younger

[SuperWellerman]

I've been to cockney land and yes they all have turbans!!!.

[retrobiff7]

How charming that the BBC deemed the term 'Cow Son' offensive enough to censor. .

What a bunch of fucking arse-rimming shit cunts.

[IIEvoGamingII]

@retrobiff7 the irony

[jakers818833]

@retrobiff7 awsome swearing mate!all i could come up with was shit denters...

[thatfingio]

@retrobiff7 Right on !

[tomcatnutter]

@retrobiff7 and how would you know you nonse



[thunderingskylord]

I wish they would GERTCHA, cockney gits!

[watchmywords]

get them off the fuckin stage and into my local!

[amski5583]

gertcha

[MrTwiggzz]

Gertcha Cow Son!

[paintingyiddo]

up the spurs

[britturk123]

BLOODY HELL THE TOP OF THE POPS CROWD LOOK DISINTERESTED I THINK THEY THOUGHT T REX WAS COMING ON. GERTCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

[davisreardon]

Thats what my grandad used to say to me and my brother when we were messing him about. "Gertyou cow saan"

[panasonicyouth1985]

GERTCHA!

[sparkyjeff2]

oo racist



[bellybasher]

Seen these live they were excellent

[morganic88]

GERTCHA!!! what a classic... If you luv all things Cockney then checkout the Cockney Bible... The holy book in diamond geeza form... It actually exists!

[almostcrime49]

Love Cockneys and chaz and dave, legend

[pab70]

Cockneys. Gawd bless 'em! Apples and pears, Ron & Reg, Queen Mum, jellied eels and dahhhn to Saaaaaarrrfffend.

Still.....

[leamingtonlad]

this it one cool song

[wogsbury]

pair of cockney spunk pots!!!!!!!!

[jonhorgan1]

@wogsbury hahahahaha - up the spurs. gertcha!!!

[ClemenzaKimble]

I always thought Chas and Dave were quite daft, but now that I play an instrument I can appreciate them more because they are actually extremenly tight and the bass and piano playing is quite skilled. Also, because I found out they were previously session musicians, so they obviously knew their shit.

[shakeypitt]

@ClemenzaKimble They were session men before they they got together as an act; professional musicians, they can both play several instruments. If you Google them, you'll see just how many top acts benefitted from their skills in the '60s and '70s.

[plasticbudgie]

go to 0:36 if you tyhink hes miming you hear the mic ? dumb ass LEGENDS Cas and Dave propper music, not that bu bu rap crap them americunts force feed us

[madmakeingfilms]

same i have seen them live if you people spoke with a cockney accent you would see they are not miming

[onlinecashman]

I thought that everybody HAD to mime on totp until the late nineties..... even Nirvana were forced to mime, hence their very famous take the piss video.... may be wrong, but several people have told me that the bbc would not allow anything other than the single version being played in professional studio quality.... for some gay reason or another.

[MrUndergroundsound]

Original Cockney Hardcore ravers :D

[southlondonbwoy]

Actually, miming or not chas n dave are excellent musicians, have played on many diverse records, jazz etc. They are responsible for the break from eminems first record. "My name is slim shady". I sound like a fan, but just happened on this clip by accident :

[TheCoolerCucumber]

Classic song, mad probs =] and they aint miming, you can tell from a mile off lol some people eh? xx

[100021861]

Who f'king cares if they're miming or not.

Chas and Dave were fan-bleedin-tastic.

[Oldwolf63]

i've seen them live no way do they mime

[MarcZERO1980]

@Oldwolf63 Everyone mimed on Top Of The Pops. It was the rules.

[cableguy786]

no one is dancing on top of the pops

[domparis1978]

Who do you think is the sweatier? Chas or Dave?

[therealcord]

Miming is hard work man

[LordPosho]

they're not miming in this one - they're playing live.

[ChasNDaveVideos]

That's right, & they were told not to say "cow son" though very occasionally Chas still lets one slip out!

[domparis1978]

Who do you think is the sweatier of the two? Chas or Dave?

[paddyhyland]

always remember the english bull terrier on the courage best advert Gertcha. great tune

[carlin553]

I saw Chas play at the 100 club off Oxford Street this Saturday & he mentioned the deleted COWSON that Top of the Pops told them not to sing in 1979. Funny considering I was born in 1981 and hearing them play spot on. Keep playing lads and I will make sure my boys grow up knowing your music.

[dracula0091]

im gutted they split but they have ben going for forty years and i have seen them many times. dave lost his wife and wants to spend time with his horses.

[bricky15]

@dracula0091 Literally just bought tickets to go see them in Brighton on there last tour, am well excited.

[duncabbin]

Mickey Burt on the drums

[dannus24db]

Shame they split legends they lasted longer than much of this bilge will today!

[cbak12sg]

Why don't they sing "cowsun"? They've also cut out the "sister's boyfriend putting sister up the club"

[Trocchilad]

We had Chas and Dave play at our wedding. They came all the way to Newcastle and were booked for an hour. Two hours later they were still playing. Legends !!

[MerseysideAlice]

I would have loved them at my wedding! Cooooollll!

[MYBLUES74]

how much was that then mate ? quality fun

[Emmamoo]

Shame they've split. Heres to their future reunion. What a great pair of legends! We love Chas n Dave. GERTCHA!

[mixy111178]

Ha Ha what a cracking tune GERTCHAAAAAAA! Gutted they've split

[mackinl]

gertcha cowson.

[kensal5]

gertcha..lol..classic..so funny...but please what the hell does that mean.

[Tmuk2]

Gertcha's sort of an amalgamation of 'Get out of it!' and 'Go on with ya! - meaning 'Go away!', I suppose.

[RICKD790]

Sounds right to me! The Scottish version must be "Gaet te" or something, meaning "Get to F***" (well that's what they told me)

[johnmcglinchey]

the greatest band ........................ever

[GravityBoy72]

Ah.. memories of happier days.

Now they've split, I wonder if they will do an anthology CD.

[afrovicar]

Can't believe they've split. Real shame

[Nattypoopoopoos]

"RIP In Peace" - means Rest In Peace in peace! But I agree with the sentiment - this is a more tragic day for pop music than when Jacko finally beat it (I mean, when he died - not when he last pulled himself off).

[soucho79]

RIP IN Peace

[Kevo216666]

GERTCHA!

[MrDemolitionMan]

When I can't out my range rover cos I'm so fat, GERTCHA! (eh, Wrighty?)

[laurencelake007]

these blokes are full on cockneys!! top boys!! if u wana listen to more chan n dave song check out my profiel got a few on there ;)

[gumbo1973]

When my Guess the 50 songs video had the whole audio removed, because one of the songs was owned by Warner Brothers and they are dicks about 5 seconds of music in a fun quiz GERTCHA!

[landyachtfan79]

WMG has deleted the audio on a Video of "The Rainbow Connection"....GERTCHA!!!

[landyachtfan79]

When The Ride picks me up for work WAY TOO EARLY...GERTCHA!!!!!

[TheCharleycat]

these guys are timeless like status quo

[AcidReign44700]

Tottenham Hotspur couldn't get one in!

Gertcha!

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Gertcha!

[Bigp6000]

They weren't allowed to say "Cowson" coz it was an offensive word. However they do once which they got bollocked for by the totp director,

Brilliant song though

[4skinmasseure]

Sorry chaps, I of course meant 'wear' and not 'were'. Doh

[TrapperMilan]

God , this is bad,audience are bored out of their skulls

[grahamgregson]

LOL LOOK @ THE AUDIENCE !!! :O

[eyedotkoma]

give me a london girl????gertcha an stick yer BURKA london girl

[ISBAILEYDEADYET]

COWSON, WHORESON, FUCKIN GERTCHA YOU CAAAAAAAAAAS'SON!!!

That's what my angry grandad used to say anyway.

[KennyHotHotzRules]

Gertcha - Hup ow dat (in Ireland)

[birchy187]

GEERRRTCHHA!!!

[alansugar]

Now the old man was a desert rat...

[luchon5]

im 14 and love this song because of my dad GERTCHA YA

[Anarchy4daUK]

My Grandad used to say Gertcha to chase cats out the garden... Love these boys since i was a kid back in East Ham, apart from the fact they support spurs rather than the Hammers (West Ham), unlike most proper cockneys!!!!!!

[4skinmasseure]

don't all cockneys were turbans these days?

just an observation.

[Anarchy4daUK]

true!

[quedank]

not true ENGLISH cockneys i dont wear one!!!!! maybe british mockneys do??!!!!

[shaunclarey77]

@4skinmasseure dickhead

[jagstyle1]

@4skinmasseure Ye we do cockney an proud we are, If you got a problem write it on you tube eh. Hahahahhahahahahahaha.

[TW14EX]

@4skinmasseure Are you trying to be funny? Your comment certainly sounds like something out of a 60's sitcom.

Considering your grasp of the English language doesn't extend to knowing the difference between were and wear, maybe you weren't making yourself clear.

Perhaps you are a little bit ignorant and have never been to London, and you WERE just trying to make the point that in London we are accepting and tolerant, and it doesn't matter what people WEAR on their heads they are still Londoners?

[tonupharry]

@TW14EX GERTcha,,,,,,,,,INNIt

[tonupharry]

@4skinmasseure GERTcha!!!!! innit

[amski5583]

@4skinmasseure gertcha

[ecnalubma696969]

@4skinmasseure But fuck them.

[thfcberba]

@4skinmasseure pmsl altho the answer is no as im a cock-er-nee and i dont wear a turban...lol but the sentiment is very true

[Kinlochbervie50]

i'm not sure the audience know what to do with themselves!

[MattGoneWrong]

Rawlinson you're a mug. What a waste? They were HUGE & they did just bein' 2 proper London boys. Chas'n'Dave all night long mate, absolute legends

[Rawlinson18]

Joking mate, sorry just wanted to see what the reaction would be and you gave a classic english reply instead of the usual yank crap. Nice one.

[farvieboy]

your on a wind up mate

[Rawlinson18]

one of them a carrer in classical music if they'd had elecution lessons and learned to speak properly instead of this incomprehensible slang because the fat one has a primeval knowledge of how to press the keys on a , well i wouldn't call it a piano but i suppose it'll pass for one, what a waste that he wasn't born into a different family because he has an ear for tone and with some tuitoring might have got a scholarship in a government funded scheme or suchlike

[132000Volts]

If you don't like it then go listen to some rap

[Rawlinson18]

More of a classical person myself, cheers anyway mate, good health.

[BLUEBOY009007]

THE FUCKING BEST

[BLUEBOY009007]

FUCKING ACE

[spangle69]

30 years ago. Stroll on!

[lazyconfessionoflove]

ha ha - seen them 4 times - fucking love it. Chas was quite a dish back in the day too!!

[1783carol]

gertcha son....and when the kids are swinging on the gate .....gertcha !!! lol...

[geebus83]

the crowd don't seem to keen. what philistines.

[ChasNDave2009]

GERTCHA COW SON, GERTCHA! =D

[hithard1964]

My dad use to say this loads to me and any dogs on our garden lol

[danielkuzy]

Personally I prefer Kunt & the Gang, look em up.

[tuinabloke]

Gordon bennet,excellent stuff, rockny pub music at its best. Diamond geezers.

[LordInksworth]

NOt miming, good old chas and dave do it live.

[rudeboyashley]

if u lisan it soun ds a bit like youtub lol

there r very good i like them

[Precrime06]

yid scum

[frankiespencer999]

That looks like Tommy Shears on Piano.

[MannaMachine69]

Sigh.. top of the pops not allowing them to sing "cow son". Sad bastards! And who the fucks that on the drums? Where's Mick?

[rossmcl177]

So true. And yet Dave actually does say it, ay 0.30 seconds! So that makes the ban even more of a nonsense.

At least old Chas sees the funny side of it, keeping his lip tight at 1.26. :)

[pr0gr0ck]

That Is Mick!!

[MannaMachine69]

Fuck me he looks different with a beard. I thought he may have been ill when they filmed it or something. I can see it's him now tho. I met the fella a few years back, what a lovely guy. Very shy tho!

[Magicttmt]

my grandad was from Battersea (when it was poor!) and he always said this.... specially to cats shi*ing in his garden!

[balesy1974]

"Gertcha"

Classy line used in Cockney Wanker from the VIZ.

[unothelaw]

hmmm very classy

[abc123paulabc123]

Lol, thats what my Dads always saying xD

[DickStainy]

Is Ian Dury related to them somehow?

[DFreshter]

nope

[DickStainy]

"My...old...man!"

[paddyhyland]

top drawer, shame their spurs

[thecitizens]

have to agree mate , ive never forgiven spurs for beatin manchester city in the 1981 F.A Cup Final.

[whamsta75]

Recently seen em and they are the donkeys!!!!

[balfnet]

The dreaded BBC wouldn't allow it. Now they're effing and blinding on every show except the news.

[jacaline50]

That's what I thought, what's so terrible about that!!

[jacaline50]

what does cow son mean

[vespasean21]

Son of a cow (Like son of a b~tch but tamer

[darkinhalers]

Classic.....but wheres the "Cah-San"?

[GingerPhilG]

I think it was considered a bit too "risky" for brooadcast by the late 70's beeb!

[shifterbabe69]

The Producers Mum objected to the word and so it never got in. Took them 3 or so takes before Chas managed to NOT say it every time due to the fact the song had been played live so many years before it was a hit thanks to the Courage TV ads.

The Drummer was a stooge as the Vocals were the only thing live and that was at the insistence of Chas, hardly any TOTP was done live at that time but Chas wanted it ALL live, this was the compromise.

[vespasean21]

At 0.30...

[GingerPhilG]

Not at 1:25 though, and thats what I took it they meant..

[lauribeth1979]

this is brilliant....reminds me of my London childhood and my nan and grandad. love it

[woodjoewood]

lol good ol lundin taaan

[clivehere]

nice!

[sluffy85]

Love them! they make my day...

[theN17yidarmy]

me and my mate did a tribute to chas and dave at a local thing in milton keynes a couple of weeks ago rofl it was hilarious go chas and dave!! yid army up the spurs

[hoss1962]

1:25 - You can see the frustration on Hodges face when he has to stop himself saying "cow-son". The beeb were being a bit "Aunty" in those days...

[SmileOnADog]

Hey you guys have rednecks too!

[mano0obe]

These are cockney from London, not rednecks =)

[SmileOnADog]

I figured they were northeners or some other group that Brits tend to be embarrassed about. Americans have rednecks and downeasters (rural New Englanders). : )

[mano0obe]

Nah these are legends in England - They are from the city.

Check aint no pleasing you video at Glastonbury (Biggest music festival in England) - You'll see the applauds they get at the end

[stormcloud1]

errr....we're embarrassed about northerners??..um noooo..where did you get that idea?? (im from london btw)

[SmileOnADog]

I was friends with a Londoner in college and she told me that rural northern England had the same reputation as ignorant folk the same way "Yankees" see southerners in the U.S. If I am wrong, then all apologies.

[mano0obe]

Can't say I've heard it before, I guess some farmers can be weirdo's but more people make fun of chavs to be honest

[jacksbacksucker]

Not at all, you know where the word 'cockney' comes from? the countryside folk used to say the city boys came to the countryside to see the hens lay and the cocks nay...ie takin the p out of us!

[cafemondo]

mmm, think youre acting a bit dumb there old bean, Bolton lunatic? Northern scum? anything north of watford services is Scotland and people still wear cloth caps and have pints of ferrets in their pants when theyre not eating coal the 4 year old kiddies dug out of t'pit

[MadFrankTheRipper]

Embaressed? HOW VERY DARE YOU!

[Weddze]

the first true rednecks. all rednecks went through uk and jollied with these guys ancestors

[gentleman118]

lololololololololol gertcha

[krisib10]

ive seen thm a few times

chas nd dave LEGENDS

im frm just round the corner frm thm

UP THE SPURS

[MegaMuncheeZ]

Gertch you dare son, GERTCHA... Gertcha HAHAHA

Chas & Dave are legends :)

[gazsmash]

LEGENDS!!!!!

[barleybear1992]

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooo

[ISBAILEYDEADYET]

fuckin caaaasuns the lota ya

[Romegeneral1]

tuneage!

[Perranporth]

I liked his embarrassed smile at 1.25 when he nearly said the forbidden word!

[howlinmad04]

seen these live in Cardiff in the 80's dogs bollox ;)

[Schizomanicman]

Gertcha!

COYS!!

[WankityWank]

WHO SEZ WE AINT GOT NO CULTURE! AY ..AY!