[01/23] Aretha Franklin's Urethra

[nikiichan]

opened the tab along with a bunch of your other videos and i paused the video... seeing the expression x) made me laugh haha :) so freakin cute dont even need to watch this to press the link button :P not saying that im not gonna watch it.. just in case that was a bit unclearO-o

[DOgoalie90]

This just showed up in my subscription box?? I thought I was having a bad bit of deja vu >.>;

[JELLYSOFLY]

Omg it was a big cry-fest when I watched milk. Gay rights + sean penn + james franco = win.

[KoDyMaKiNgPrOgReSs]

Milk was definitely a great movie. I also cried. I want to watch it again haha

[rachjay4]

Milk! What a great movie! Sean Penn is my favorite actor, so I may be a little biased, but it was such a good movie. I cried too. And I NEVER cry at movies. that tells you something.

[SpencerDisaster]

Paper Towns and Looking For Alaska are John Green's two better books.

I didn't like An Abundance of Katherines all that much.

[Iniarrasn]

So, Tyler... if I stalk you there's a slight possibility we can at least end up as friends?? tee heeeeee! (I was going to type down LOL, but it got old when you used it in stalking korey, haha)

[shortyyy22]

I loved MILK. and was so happy when Sean Penn won for the role

[theblindpriest]

OMG SHUT UP !

[22m]

I NO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[itsleanneproduction]

omg omg omg omg i loved milk like i love it enough to buy the movie!!! lol o a really good book to read is deadlineby Chris Crutcher

p.s. i don't like to but alot of movies, and if you read the autobiography of malcom x deadline will mean so much more to you!!

[oooze15]

Looking for Alaska!

[xchuckCORPSEx]

what is milk about?!

[slamt08]

gay rights

[Vluppey]

milk is good for you.

ask a cow.

yes i am not funny. but drunk. DUH!

[xchuckCORPSEx]

omg her hat is crazy!

[calcrules]

That hat really is awful.

[yiningsu]

I think you are doing lots of positive things for your community! Your video on gay marriage and hate speech are so great. Plus this whole project has also I think, done a lot!

[SoUndefeated]

Looking For Alaska is my favorite book.

I love John Green.

[chocobunny257]

okay this might be a little creepy but i think it's adorable how you mess with your sweatshirt... string things. even though everyone does that. but it's cute when you do that? yeah, that is pretty creepy haha.

[Gamory92]

when you said did we see milk i could have sworn u said milf.

[thereyahaveit]

oooh, i love john green! (:

[tictactongue]

Urethra Franklin??? omg... LOL.

z')

[JeremyScottThompson]

any chance the coach is form ikea

[cordellgear]

MILK Rules

[hapilyeverafta91]

oooh tyler, i love you so much

[Hawkgirl112]

Math is wicked important, or maybe jsut to me...

probably because im going for my PhD in Mathematics, b ut thats probably just me.

[mjhs789]

....Just MAYBE.

[XHitThePanicButtonX]

if this was a comment on one of natalie communitychannel's videos, it would have made porno music.comment time

[Brumerican]

Can you please specify what is entailed in 'tiny dick comedy'?

[Kieran8704]

I kinda felt like we were talking over coffee with this vid... (come to think of it I am drinking coffee..) Hmmm very interesting!

[shelibeli40]

SEEE?? I am not the only one who calls her urethra! I do not feel so alone now..ty lol

[angiebbyx3]

looking for alaska was one of the best books i've ever read :)

[pennygoo]

ohh my god. i still have not seen Milk yet.

it's a shame...

[himynameismariah]

omahgoodness

paper towns and looking for alaska are really good books

[ponypoo13]

"I didn't stalk him that much" Hahahah. That was the best ever. I find myself saying that more than I'd like to. XDD

[BIGTONY07]

Dude you are hularious!

[sweetdeet2006]

Marley and Me isn't Cheezy! ITS AMAZING... but sad...

[moorgani]

milk was the movie that inspired my brother to come out to my family

pretty intense stuff right there.. not gonna lie about it

[LetGregRock]

You're TMTH!

[Mycenaea]

damn... you talk reeeeally fast. well, atleast thats what I think, but then again Im from Sweden so maybe Im the only one thinking this o.O

[baltimorecity1]

I agree with you. I can't even think that fast. People like him really sounds like they babble because the fast talking seems to all run together and starts to be annoying if there is no break. A lot of people talk fast like that and they are not pleasant to listen to.....bla,bla,bla,blaaaaa

[amtrid]

i have to say this guy is funny and im not even being sarcastic. american gays you make me laugh. In the uk they re either camp or not. i mean ur camp but funny. love it. keep it up young sir. ok im not old damn it

[RainbowTammy]

i love how you're twirling the little thingie on your hoodie throughout the whole vid xD supercyoot.

[ImaginaryMikey]

MILK isn't playing in my fucking bobo town. I hate it.

Are you at Otterbein?! I was considering going there too! Hehe. I don't live too far away. I'm in Toledo :)

[Padraic5683]

now i must see milk. i was having an internal debate: milk or notorious.

milk it is. :)

[youngcaucasianmale]

"Arethra, Urethra....Urethra-That woman's hatt..."

I love you.

Honestly.

:]

[BillyFraserTidwell]

you're my official new hero!

[mak3myda3]

your duaghter died?

[ClubBambie]

His Dog

[xCocoBarbiex]

duhh dumb shit

[kutiegurl18]

okay he's gay...and?

[Blaze11003]

Lol. Damnit, I was just about to have an excuse not to do well in math!! OH btdubbs, Milk was amazing. I saw it twice and cried both times. I know what you mean about being a better gay guy haha. I was like omg lets start a movement. Every time like anything happened to a gay person I was like *tear*

[TequilaProductions]

My favorite 5AG video yet.

Great job!

[chessz0rz]

I always want to call her Urethra Franklin, too!

[jordansayspanic]

lmfaooo

this is so funny

=)

[striveforwhatyouwant]

i like when you ramble...

[oliviagale]

"Milk" was amazing. I am so glad it was made.

[sillyme1915]

aww marley and me was such a bad book, in the way that nothing happened in the middle... but it did make me cry. haha

[Esscex]

whoa, lol...i misread this channel's name...thought it said 5awesomeg'u'ys...nope, that's an 'a'. I saw the title in the promoted video section, thats why I clicked on it.

[joalskii]

NO ONE GIVES A SHIT!

[KateDorraine]

I read looking for alaska!

It was a great book!

[Cedarsedge]

Only way to shut this person up is shove a cock in it's mouth

[AwesomlyRandom]

I can't even describe how much I love this. XD urethra franklin's hat was amazing. (Your version, not hers)

[iliveinacubicle]

you talk to god damn fast

[GUCCIBOYNY]

arethha franklin thinks she's such a legend no one cares what she looks like. I KNEW IT!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE flaming, THEN WHEN YOU WENT INTO THAT WHOLE MILK SCHTICK...milk? is that what's drippling down his chin? lol

[vannilla53]

whats wrong with this guy.....

[Nayzara]

I'm really sorry about your dog :(

I've only ever seen a 3D movie about Titanic, like, a boring documentary.

The 3D effects were cool, but god, it was boring.

[episcopalpk]

Haha.

"Paper Towns" was written by someone who graduated my high school. :D

[aiwendiltpd]

That's awesome.

<3s for John Green

[ifeelneon]

Hahaha I love it. You're my fav.

[Lissxxv888]

If Arethat Franklin doesn't realize that she looks like shit - she better wake up!!! If she doesn't start doing something about that weight limit, it could be all over for her - her health is going to go down the chutes.

That f*****ing hat, pushed it over the edge. That bow was the size of her whole head - what was she thinking? It's disgusting.

[Lissxxv888]

Tyler, thanks for that on Aretha Franklin - I thought she looked horrid - my mom said no - but I say she couldn't have looked any bigger than she is, and that hat just pushed it over the head - could that bow be any bigger - it's time to downscale - big time.

[TiLiteJoel]

Ive gotta have that Hat its so cool ! college sucked for me specially if your disabled and arent into sports i also saw that My Bloody Valentine i couldnt hear the movie from all those teenagers making so much noise and the black girls fighting in the aisle ...but it was all good no shootings this time in the parking lot lol just kidding

[annieorandrew]

that's a godzillesque hat tyler!

I really have to go watch Milk,it must be awesome.

[JacobGFrancis]

I was trying to read your wrinkly sweatshirt but was not having a lot of luck. Does it say "Otterbein College"?

[12thLeveIWizardKing]

I really want to see that movie Milk.

lol at the ending.

[imyoursuperior2]

This is important! Tell your gay friends! The risk of catching an STD, especially AIDS, during homosexual intercourse is exponentially higher than with normal, heterosexual relations. In fact, many of these VD, such as AIDS, were first discovered among the homosexual community.

[chummyD]

imyoursuperior2:

wrong. AIDS is more commonly a HETEROSEXUAL disease. All of us are at risk in getting HIV from unsafe sex or other modes of blood to blood contact, like sharing needles. The 30 million people suffering with AIDS and HIV all over the world are not all gay.

And it is widely accepted that HIV (what causes AIDS) originated in non-human primates in sub-Saharan Africa and was transferred to humans during the 20th century.

good try though

[imyoursuperior2]

You just keep telling yourself that as they wheel you to the emergency room and you are diagnosed HIV positive. You can come back and apologize then and I will forgive you, however it will be too late to save yourself.

[chummyD]

I am not sexually active, nor do I use drugs.

I'm at no risk for HIV.

save yourself from hate, intolerance, and ignorance before you start preaching to others.

[chummyD]

I'm not liberal, I'm not gay, I'm certainly not threatened, and I'm done listening to your senseless babble. God Bless America because you have the right say what you want, think what you want, hate who you want, and love who you want.

peace.

[monkeyonaleash]

"That woman's hat"....hahaha, wow.

[wowzatrowza]

go slap and tickle yourself.

dont be closed minded...

[mandyeveritt]

Love is whatever you make it. Love isn't a gender, or a race. Love has no limits.. Gay is here to stay, might as well get used to it, and stop bringing society down with your criticism. If a man wants to love or be with another man sexually or a female wants to be with another female sexually that is their personal choice! Why does it bother you so much how people live their lives, if you have nothing to do with it?

[mandyeveritt]

p.s. i was replying to Imsuperior2

[leviathanac9]

Any person who shares bodily fluids with another person risks getting any sort of infection that person may have. No one is safe from HIV/AID, thats why it is killing millions of people all around the world.

There is only one form of safe 'sex,' and thats unfortunately abstinence. Personally I'd rather live my life and share it with others then die alone and a virgin after 80 years of non-living.

And PS, I'm female, so obviously not a gay male, and therefore not really biased on the subject.

[travi360]

yeah but kissing/making out-impossible to get HIV...the worst u could get is herpes if one person had a cold sore...

the only way u can transfer STI's and HIV is through unprotected sex or coming in contact with open cuts or used needles.

Whats wrong with having PROTECTED sex with someone that you know is safe...If your still too afraid to have sex and be intimate you have a lot of your own personal issues and no one wants u ranting to them.

in other words...stfu

[TokioHotelRockz]

Urethra Franklin OMG that made me and my boyfriend Sam laugh so hard. bahahaha.

OMG and the end where your all like " Remember when I tried to make Urethra Franklin's hat?"

bahahaha. I LOVE THIS VIDEO!

--LaurenSinister & SamSuicide

[TheGirlWhoNeverTalks]

the whole highschool bit, that sounds nice :D i just wanna get into college and forget about highschool.

[zwappp]

Ugh, so agreed. I'm only a freshman and I HATE it.

[mpeters13]

"Urethra Franklin," lol. That sounds like a line right of Shirley Q Liquor's mouth (even though it isn't.) Aretha loves big bows, turkwoz, and other gaudy colors. I suspect "Queen of Soul" earns you the title to bloat around as much as you'd like. I wonder how quickly she attacked the Inaugural Buffet?

[fetchchick54]

I just finished Marley and Me :]

It's really good, actually.

haha :]

[musicalcurse]

:3 Paper Towns and Looking for Alaska, good books. I lol'd at her hat when I was watching it, also I lol'd when you said Urethra.

[dwnboy15]

lmao i was laughing at her hat tooo!!!!

it was like a huge bow lmao

[kiransimon15]

Hey Tyler Respect The Queen Aretha :) she is a treasure

[borimirtheboring]

Yes she is a treasure but with that hat she looked like an Oompa Loompa.

[Rockismylove]

lol at the end!

[chantellee825]

Marley and Me is my favorite book!

[oxforddictonary]

Urethra Franklin LMAOOO........love it.

[blasianFMA]

you didn't accept my friend request on facebook, and we have 2 friends who are sisters in common. You should have thought that I was their brother, or something.

[KaiGuent]

.....but i love it when you ramble.

[Pdanada]

Hey r any of u guys in a relationship at the time??

[Daniefab]

lol if you don't even understand the title, don't let your lack of a sense of humour make you leave a comment

[iegoday]

omg Milk did the SAME exact thing for me.... I was all, "dang I should step it up cuz for true I'm sucking at this whole being part of the "Movement" thing."

[bralen24]

I love Sean Penn... I dream of sticking my tongue in one of his orifices.... whut?

[rabidwarrior]

You know how Marley and Me ends right... it's the same way all dog stories end. I read it, I laughed, I cried... it's not a bad read, it's an easy read. But be sure to read the sad parts when you aren't in a public place. lol

[sammiecentral]

i balled at the end =-(

[AlainaAvalanche]

Bahaha I love it

[SilentChords]

Yay. A video posted on my birthday!!!

I'm not sure how you read so much, I barely have time to read my textbooks.

[JayRTheory]

Maybe you guys could just call him that, sounds like a cool nickname.

I think they teach too much stuff that isn't really that important. It should just be stuff we actually need to know unless we just wanted to know it then we could take that class.

I loved Marley & Me. And it reminded me of my dog. I cried.

[pinkybrainy93]

Milk is soooooo gooooD!!!!!! it's my new favorite moviiieeee!!! gah!

-madi

[balyse116]

Harvey Milk graduated from my high school and our GSA is named after him.

Its pretty sweet. And that movie was amazing. I went and saw it twice. =]

[StevieInMotion]

Nice couch, mate ;)

[captinrex2]

without gays the world would go  wrong. thank u people. your five = 5,000!

[sethorlando]

omg if i ever saw you on the street i'd run up to you and hug you and then buy you ice cream cake! but not just you, everyone else on this channel too! you guys are way to cute!

[emily51805]

you looked just like Cole Escola in the tag at the end

[akmediascope]

Math changes your way of thinking-- you use it everday without realizing it. If you passed calculus-- you are there and can go into the sciences if you want to.

Tyler, as I write, you have spoken to 10,372 people on this vid alone. Don't ever doubt your contribution to society

[laurentr85]

i saw milk and i loved it as well. such a great film!

[EmeraldElbows]

Ah, I'm so glad you've seen Milk.

I loved it. It was absolutely incredible. Made me think, too.

[kre8tv]

I got to meet John Green when Paper Towns came out, and I love him so much.

And milk was SO fantastic. I almost cried at the end. But i had the same feeling of like, "what am i doing?" because he did SO much.

[brownestofbears]

MILK WAS FANTASTIC!!! i loved every minute. well...not every minute. the parts with diego luna (which i know is like a lot) kinda freaked me out because he was so batshit crazy. but, omg, i know what you mean about wanting to like go out there and like...be an activist. it was very inspiring.

loved the rendition of aretha's hat btw.

[citizenofvirginity]

youre the cutest out all the five!!

[StevieInMotion]

He's the baby :)

[jennasXe]

Are you trying to give people reasons to compare you to Ellen?

At the very end it showed a related video... of Ellen wearing "Urethra's" hat.

I have to say, you rock that thing.

[WildGumdrop]

rotflmfao!!! the hat at the end was amazing!!!!!! xD

[popasailorcollar]

And possibly your new glasses and haircut.

..just saying.

[popasailorcollar]

Why are you getting worse and worse looking?

You used to be cute.

[WildGumdrop]

It's just the lighting :)

[tyleroakley]

Bitch, y'all call blow me.

[deeesther]

I wouldn't mind betting he pwns you in cuteness. So STFU. :)

[Shayachern726]

Try again...this dude has gotten nothing but hotter, smarter, and funnier since his first vlog.

popasailorcollar= epic fail

[woggleywogs]

RUDE!

Tyler Oakley is a hottie for sure.

Always has been, always will be.

So SUCK IT popasailcollar!

[rockess3]

milk is the best movie of o8, and i hope sean penn wins best actor for the academy awards

[sabresx29]

lmfao that hat on you and whatever her name is was absolutly rediculous.

=]

loved it

[KangarooxKari0210]

OMG I felt the same way about Milk!

It was great.

[AskAJanything]

LMAO -TYLER YOU'RE AMAZING!!!

[scooterboo1012]

LOVE your hat at the end lol!!! and wow. its good to know that high school doesnt matter. ill remember that. jk

[ravenstarke]

I tried to leave a video response 2 times. whatever. My youtube channel is ravenstarke if you want to check them out.

[MrCanadia]

YOU'RE A GREAT GAY! What are you talking about?

[pocky1273]

You're a great gay! what do you mean??? lol.

I really, really, really want to see Milk. It sounds like a great movie!

ps - what does TMTH mean..? I can take a guess, because it has to do with Aretha Franklin's hat...

[KangarooxKari0210]

too much to handle

i think.

[Blueaveo3568]

I agree MILK was great. It really made me think about how many gays before me faught to make things better for my generation and generations after me.  I was ten what Harvey Milk was killed and I had no idea who he was.

[iloveponyboy123]

so I read Marley and Me and Looking for Alaska this month too!!

Looking for Alaska is my all time favorite book, but I have yet to get a copy of Paper Towns

[itsadefinitemaybe]

the ending is hilarious!!

[silverangel91900]

i bet she wore that hat just so people will be talking about it ages later.

p.s. you are probably my favorite person in the whole world, tyleroakley. =]

[slimtim1382]

Your eyes are gorgeous.

[ViolentServant]

i like her hat...

its sooo..

Aretha.

[seximexi2012]

TYLER I LOVE YOU..BUT I have been talking to a lot of people who have been saying the same thing about Aretha Franklin's hat at the inauguration.

[seximexi2012]

I will say it was a bit awkward I've been sticking up for her with the arguement that...she's Aretha Franklin and when you have such an extensive career as her's your allowed to wear whatever the hell you wanna wear. If your the "Queen of Soul" and you've earned that title due to your hard work and talent people should cut her some slack and bring her some respect for her achievements as a musician and the great talent she has shared with the rest of the world.

[lindseyyxox]

whats your majorr?

[dirtylittlesecret18]

Haha I cry at most movies too... I even cried whilst reading a book once! But anyway nice sofa (coutch) and I only just noticed but you have really lovely eyes! Anyway nice video I love fridays!

[duckyiskewl]

Oh my god, When I was little, I used to call Aretha Franklin urethra.

Memories !

[dlyc4714]

liked milk, too! should win an oscar!

[snager80]

* spots the blanket in the lower right corner*

...oh.. my.. GGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDD!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

i am UNDER that EXACT SAME QUILT RIGHT NOW!!!

[CBproductions91]

Woot Paper Towns! I haven't seen Milk yet...*puts on to do list*

[Neocis]

MIlk made me feel the exact same way. I haven't done anything to help this movement. :/// I mean, except be a nice friend, I guess. I've made some people realize that gay people aren't evil demons set out to eat babies.

[bornfromashes2008]

i aint seen milk, but i have done the second but lol

[Cypresswhisker2]

Milk was an amazing movie. I cried, I laughed. I wrote an essay on Harvey Milk right after I saw it. It changed my views on gay marriage. I loved it and if Sean Penn doesn't win the Oscar I'll be very upset.

[mangokiwiorange]

i havent watched a 3-D movie either

can we be Non 3-D movie goer buddies? :)

[blackhamster39]

lmao.. i cry at all movies to.. seriously it has to be a bad movie if it doesnøt get a reaction from me .. hehe glad to know im not the only one. and donøt watch my dog skip then.. i balled at that one because i had to leave my dog and go off to school .. and i was like..noooo he will disown me haha.. but ya they loves me they do.. i know it haha.. ok fun hat ..ttyl

[thegreylethe]

OMG finally someone else who noticed her HAT. how could you not?? Easter do not mean about hats. I mean I understand beautiful hats I have 1 or 2 myself that I had made myself, but aretha is just trying to show off.

[emmetgirl]

i really hope milk comes to our theatre here. i live in a small town, but we do have this nifty film society, so it might come through that...albeit after everybody else in the world has already seen it.

[siliconetoast]

Do whatever it takes to see it ! Try a bigger city near you ? You'll find a way !

[wa1kingishonest]

i looooved milk. and i cried and cried too. it was just so sad :(

[OurSteveCast]

you are rather entertaining i suppose. i mean you rambled on and yet, i found myself listening... so... rock onward my friend.

[CorbinBleuFan4ever]

TMTH -Danny Noriega. Love.

:]

I've never gotten to seen the end of Milk, but I'm trying! It didn't come to my town, though.

[tatasjeep]

I love marly and me!!!!

[kkuee2]

i'm reading paper towns right now

[1surethingmaybe]

loved her hat!

[thecloudskeepcrying]

i read looking for alaska.

it was pretty good. :)