Dilbert: Different Situations and MBA

[s900203]

I love how Scott Adams has an MBA from a reputable school =)

[Blom9999]

am i the only one who hears fatality screams from mortal kombat 3

[Bzzt2u]

Oh Man... I know a dipstick from North Carolina who really needs Alice to punch him AND his MBA. He was really impressed with himself. I wasn't...

[jewgenie1971]

Now who doesn't love Dilbert.

[kevinmk2]

Chuck Norris has nothing on Alice!

[theEarlofChip]

engineers are the smartest people in the world who know everything and should rule the universe

[NORDSTRAND83]

@theEarlofChip Yes, I have also noticed that engineers are quite fond of circle jerking.

[slapcompany]

Success for Managers is: Respect. To be paid to think, not just to comply. To be trusted.

[TheGhostofNappa]

Wish I could hit all the arrogant morons who keep telling us that the economy is fine. Especially since those people still get paid a ton of money and we have to bite the bullet for them.

[loszhor]

Wonderful!

[ddbuilderk]

I love the scream

[TheGoalSetter]

MBA-haters can kiss my MBAss.

[dragonheadofthewest]

@TheGoalSetter but it was still funny when he said because i studied cases of companies who were in complete different situations

[TheGoalSetter]

@dragonheadofthewest

Funny...yes.

But the problem isn't the MBA. The problem is obnoxiously overconfident morons who think they are better than they are due to some credential. The credential could be their degree, IQ, where they grew up, their school, who they know, how many babes they banged, their wealth, etc.

[BusinessBecause]

@TheGoalSetter so true!

[cinqueottavi]

Don't understand this humor

[kiminokami]

@cinqueottavi Do you know what a "cubicle" is?

[SunflowerHeliotrope]

Long live the Fist of Death!

[CarlosSpartaSilveti]

I am studying a full time MBA and these two are the funniest related animated jokes ever.

For those angry out there, learning to make fun of ourselves is part of being mature.

Blame MBAs for everything!

Easy escape goats, after all, nobody is going to defend them.

MBAs are guilty for every single mistake in human interaction ever… Soon people will say that Eve tempted Adam to eat the fatal fruit because she read that it was the most efficient thing to do in a Harvard case…

[endsleighplace]

@CarlosSpartaSilveti Just keep in mind, when you return to business you need to prove your worth. We have people in my company with MBA who are frankely useless. They may have done well in school, but fail completely at being upright people. It has to do with culture probably, these are Indians and wasn't particularly senior when they started, but still. Your degree won't have any clout until you prove you are to be reckoned with - in a good way.

[macculu501]

@CarlosSpartaSilveti Ha! Attempts at guilt-tripping MBA-haters for hating MBAs. While there are definitely exceptions, may I ask really what is it you learn in there that helps solve real-World problems ~ a firm handshake and a confident smile or eye-contact at a presentation to exploit the psychology of another human without being objective? Learning to play on the stock market to push down good companies so you can buy low? Learning communication skills to blind people from the truth?

[macculu501]

@CarlosSpartaSilveti Given what I said, no it does not imply MBAs are responsible for social troubles but for starters the unfairness simply by virtue of having a degree where little, if anything, is learned that helps solve real-World problems (once again, there are exceptions) is enough to create resentment.

Secondly, MBAs are not guitly for every single mistake but they are guilty of encouraging thinking for the corporation rather than the World except for what's necessary for publicity.

[cinqueottavi]

maybe I'm too stupid but where is the funny things?

[wererat2000]

she can kill people with a look, she can hit one person and have it other people feel pain by shairing a characteristic, and she kills people for fun.

i think i'm in love with a triangle with legs.

[doctorwhom1]

"i sence a disturbance in the MBA, as if a thousand souls cried out and then were silenced"

[kaleidomagic]

Ouch! that hurt! Where did she hit him again?

[Dangeresque300]

What was that hideous noise?

[dartplayer170]

Please I beg give a second push fo me

[krazy4videogames]

This new youtube layout sux!

[watzupdawg]

You dont like the new Whine-screen format.

[krazy4videogames]

@watzupdawg No i dont like the fact that the name of person who made the video is somewhere else, you cant see there icon anymore, this new thumbs up thumbs down rating system is terrible, and you cant see the rating of a video before you click it so you dont know whether or not your about to see crap. First the channels, now this.

[crammage]

hehhh

[redstar33309]

That one is full of win

[quicktooth1]

PURE AWESOME!!!

[TOWIFELGA]

NO Matter How incompetent they are,

Management Executives {ME} are Automatically granted, upon obtaining their position, Immunity from criticism. That does Not rule out secretly Plotting their Elimination.

[TOWIFELGA]

YEA, More Scary Alice!

[RICHANDROS]

kinda wish it was true

[funnyguytoo]

You go girl!

[wjdcr]

Hahaha

[jbbremerton]

that's about how beneficial business school is, too.

[Rayvontae]

Pure AWESOMENESS!!!

[MoonlitWerewolf]

Ok, that last "ow" was just simply the funniest thing I have seen/heard all day. I laughed so hard, I don't even know why. :D

[Redlin5]

Alice is awesome! Take that MBA jerks!

[VALsacount2]

Fuck you engineers are about as creative as the Daleks. If it wasn't for MBA's the whole economy wouldn't exist.

[kaushikpaddy]

are u taking this seriously??

[alexcastellanosleon]

I disagree with 100% of your statement

[dartplayer170]

@alexcastellanosleon lol....I disagree with 57% of your statement. The 'I', 'with', and 'of' are ok.

[dartplayer170]

You can't be serious. Really, feel your head. The economy is based on GDP which has been propelled by automation, computers, internet and telecommunications. All achievements invented by engineers or scientists and exploited by MBA's.

[deceiver123m]

@dartplayer170 MBA = most valuable asset spelled with v instead of b.

[archivesbc]

Valsacount2, hmmm haven't seen many MBAs in Robotwars :)

Nor in inventing any new device to help humanity and make people's lives easier.

Someone with an MBA is a packager - he takes what the engineer or the chemist or the physicist created, and packages it in a way that he can sell it to investors. But he does NOT create the item he packages. Engineers do.

[voyeurdug]

Ah, the Corsican Brothers concept. StarTrek TNG did it too, but in outer space & in sci-fi mode.

[SupermarketsRevil]

Your mum's good in bed...and also Dilbert is a pretty cool guy, he appears in youtube vids and doesn't afraid of anything.

[RadarKat73080]

If only you could hit managers that hard!

[Screwitful]

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