Chinese rap cky ( brandon dicamillo )

[ThePolishSausage87]

great that this is still floating around the internet for like a decade

[1yangman]

its english ....

[keeleymichaaael]

asian*

[keeleymichaaael]

i betcha 981 people who disliked this are asiain.

[wtfcowbbq]

@keeleymichaaael i bet u the 7k people that liked this are white

[fuckmikevicknigga11]

i just smoked a bong and i can do it all night long

[TheDancerboy383]

better than lil wayne lol

[2000chanchan]

best rap ever laid down.

[CODYx24HD]

Like if you're still watching in 2012! :)

[kawalli96]

Wtf.

[101AnnoyingOrange]

I bet you i can kick higher then he can... :) Ill sneak up on him and kick him in the leg...

[LisaChuUK]

why do ppl say our guys have small dicks WTF

my bf is 7 1/2 inch xD

[xIRaNDoMIx]

@LisaChuUK you spelled centimeters wrong.

[LocalRandomz]

@LisaChuUK I highly doubt you have a boyfriend

[TheRealAsen]

@LisaChuUK Told.

[123kwd]

ha

[wiyldchris38]

Only thing that could make this funnier is if he sang it with all the L's as R's. If you make as many Asian jokes as I do you'll understand ;)

[tophits420]

Everybody in the phone book named chang wanna see my wang lol!!!!!!!!!!

[TheSarwat10]

AHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAH whats your name

... my name is: this song wrong X)

[SouthernPrideBoys32]

lol the lyrics r fucked..shit brings back memories with this song tho!

[SmithsFallsBMXTeam]

what was tht last song?????

[raprap1231]

iwas bored and i search for chinese rap and th came up so i clicked this video and iwas impress ithought black guys can rap,,,

[664566565]

I was joking too, you silly goose

[jetli80]

Thus you don't fuck with Asians.

[664566565]

What. The. Heck. Racist

[thomasdarroch66]

@664566565 Fuck. You.  Take. A. Joke. Lighten. Up.

[jennab26]

Watch this I can tip toe while you take a piss hahaha ^_^

[sadaegotswaqq]

i mad he called his dick little lmao!!

[IronMaidenDoD]

"Poke you with a little stick till you page your buddies to come napalm me. God damn that shit burned blew away my whole city" haha.

[24Rorschach]

lol, this is so racist. I'm Chinese and I love this

[patrickcollrox]

omg my new fav video i was completely dying

[MyAddictiontoPunk]

that laugh at the start is so annoying!

[fauzo86]

love brandon man..he's awesome..where the hell is he?

[micloven321]

I'll kick u if u dont pay the bill >: l



[mcchaneldiamond]

groovy chick :)

[PrymeTymeJones]

evrybody wanna see me break a NECK

[zerocool155]

AHH i wanted to see the girl flash the cars... UGHH

[NateDizzill]

This sounds like the gay guy off the hangover movie. Lol

[Kuropon123]

I'm chinese and I love this song.

[basso3000]

@thejillybean86, thats exactly what I said. Only I used the past tense, dont lecture me on history boy . I know quite a lot a about the vietnam war.

[ExtenZeSorrow]

I used to take an arrow to the knee, but then i took an arrow to the knee

[porcelain100]

@ExtenZeSorrow this may sound really dumb but what does that mean?

i've seen it all over youtube... fill me in please :)

[theghostlist]

@porcelain100 its a retarded joke people who have no life make

[pieopolis2424]

@porcelain100 forced meme...

[heartcandy656]

i Used to able to kick you, higher then you could kick me, but then i took an arrow in the knee.

[basso3000]

Ho chi min was vietnamese>.>

[TheJillybean86]

@basso3000 Ho Chi Minh is Vietnamese. Its the one of the Capitals of Vietnam. and it was bombed by the Americans if you know anything about history...

[byJessCh]

I've heard this song more than 30 times when i was in high school, but im not good in english and i couldnt understand whatever he was saying. Now i read the lyrics and its funny as shit, i didnt know he was talking chinese this whole time! D:

[Ifeanyi32]

@SkieeAndrade Way overpriced

[XOuTLaWX7169]

Brandon Dicamillo from viva la Bam

[jumbo508]

he says 55 at 0:55

[looptiloop247]

@jumbo508 lol thats creepy/awesome

[PainbowFox]

@jumbo508

actually he says it at 0:56

[SlickPimp420]

@jumbo508 0:56 actually

[2000chanchan]

@SlickPimp420 actually no.

[jumbo508]

@SlickPimp420 close enough bro

[Sw33tSm0k3]

@jumbo508 he says 55 at 0:56, fail attempt at top comment

[TheSarwat10]

@Sw33tSm0k3 i know ahaha he says 55, in @56



[MintyFreshist]

its funny how he says bitch

[McBudz420]

Want my buffet? You fucking gay.

[seventeenwizards]

best version i heard yet. classic!

[karikmoney]

good sound quality... thats all that really matters..

[PainbowFox]

im still watching this in 2011

[omar77467]

It's not " watch they all "

It's " watch themm allll "

[ghostmanic173]

Whtz the name of this song and wht band?

[bugzteen]

@ghostmanic173 The band is "CKY" and the song is just "Chinese rap" i think!

[FREEJEFFFORT]

Fuckin classic. Everybody wanna see me throw a fire ball but that's not right not in real life lmfao

[sursidehouston713]

Shoot a load on your chin :D

[TheMakeAndJikeShow]

this is amazing

[bizzybone951]

hahahaha i remember this from along time ago so funny 

[ipod2304]

yeahh thise is the best song eveer

[bykerdude616]

what is the background song?

[Bigzalez23]

Best funny song ever

[knicol427]

Omg! Do a background check before u start hating. This shit is old as hell and its a fucking Joke from Brandon Dicamillio from jackass..

[187Mexi187]

@knicol427 Racism is not a joke fag

[icannotfly]

@187Mexi187 homophobia is not a joke nigger

[GlenMuse795]

@icannotfly Neither is racism fag.

[icannotfly]

@GlenMuse795 +1 for completely missing the joke.

[187Mexi187]

@icannotfly So your a gay hermaphodite? Sorry the word faggot offended you. Faggot.

[icannotfly]

@187Mexi187 keep crying, it think it's helping.

[OhmygeeitsJulia]

@kip1130. He's not gay you idiot.

[187Mexi187]

@187Mexi187 While listening to Eminem

[kip1130]

i wonder how gay this guy is irl

[187Mexi187]

White trash let Eminem do the rapping please...

[weskate210]

@187Mexi187 shut up bean bag

[187Mexi187]

@weskate210 Calm your tits fag

[ALCB97]

This is awesome

[Tkiller2k]

Groundinfantry Is it not Mr. Chow from hangover???

[thehacksrule]

Ha reminds me of elementry school

[MegaClungeHunter]

Heard this song a few years ago, and now I still find it funny as fuck.

[nikkog3000]

This song takes me back a LONG time.

[Carmine694]

whats the song at the end?

[RUSSxT]

@Carmine694 I second this haha

[bassohollic]

brings me back to highschool

[ziah3436]

lol nice song at the end

[romanratpox]

this song was funny.I can tiptoe while u take a piss

[aryn113]

This is some old 7 th grade shit!

[faroutdudes5]

At 0:55 he said Fifty five :D

[TheR3FLECTION]

the awkward moment when a Chinese boy try's to rap to this

[MrOstepop2]

JOE!!! OH BANANA JOE!!

[chasea121]

Does it say banana chode at the end

[anbx1]

does f50 stand for f**k u fifty times

[rafarararara]

uruguay<3

[LakerStud33]

Fuck all the haters, fuck Hochimin shoot a load on your chin! R.I.P. random hero aka Ryan Dunn fuck all you fags who think shuts racist come on and take a joke. CKY 3 and CKY was the original Jackass and is funny as fuck. Dico is brilliant for this. Fuck you if you think otherwise!

[mahoney1515]

Anyone know where to find the instrumental?

[theultimateporkchop]

hahahahaahahahahaha



[Warcrafter420]

just started rapping this outa the blue , used to listen to this, had to come listen to it for good old times sake.

[BEENO132]

@Warcrafter420 i did the same

[XxSYCOSLAYER15xX]

0:00 your welcome

[MindGoingNumb]

I wish I knew an asian guy that sounded like that. I'd be laughing every time he cursed somebody out xD

[Mixedandfine]

hahahhahahahahahahahaahahaha so freaken funny it says BUT I LIKE FRIED RICE lol

[ambien024]

@GroundInfantry: That would be epic! Lmao.

[frd8tony]

big up !!!!!!!!of French

[cavaliervroom123]

everybody in the phone book name chang wanna see my wang???....LMFAO

[muntanfireant]

god me and my friend knew this song backwards and front in the 6th grade, i'ma senior know and remember every word! haha

[GroundInfantry]

This would be so beautiful if Mr. Chow from the Hangover sang this.

[mazafuzle]

@GroundInfantry dude....that would be the best video on youtube!!

[NiNjAaSSaSSiN3]

whats the ending song

[funnyworlds]

check ya boy out WAAAAA!!!

[TheFrankdaddy96]

Hilarious

[jrizzlegoharrd]

my boy cookie now dis hole song by heart

[instigator3211]

makes you appreciate little yellow people

[instigator3211]

Rope you up and put you in a bamboo cage and make you feel all my rage.

[justinleon600]

Fucking gay sorry to say

[claudiovi389]

chino falso joputAAAAAA

[nekodaa12]

lol... Racism at its finest

[BiothDaSloth]

@nekodaa12 Lmfao I agree.

[paul9413266684]

@nekodaa12 they should do another song and name it black rap cky

[RapperWar]

@nekodaa12 It's called stereotyping, not racism

[fortysix80]

Hard to believe this song is now 11 yrs old

[MrDean12321]

man i loved this song back in 2006 and i love it now!!!!!

[jamgar98]

Better then lilwayne

[twiztidwarrior978]

Um u guys know that bam from viva la bam produce this song right?

[Jaikodragon]

It's not foo-long tea. It's Oolong tea. And it's not Wai-lo. It's Gwailo.

[ZhiHa]

is the background music his original? or is it an instrumental of another song?

[jelazylizard]

@ZhiHa original!

[blackcockdown2]

948 Asians disliked this video

[xslimexbrosx]

iTunes!?!

[Kerrbie12]

This soo funny u like my buffet u fucking ,ah why i hilo hit u wit the hay the the fuck away

[v3rsia]

948 people got charged to much for the cookie

[MrCurrySH]

I NEED to find this beat

[younghypno38VV]

@MrCurrySH me too, please post if u find that shit

[TheZelda360]

if you want a little mint thats fifty cent bitch lol

[TheZelda360]

LMFAO! you want my buffet? you fucking gay

[bozzo234]

if he didnt get laid after this i dont know what a mans gotta do lol

[londonacid1]

The only thing Cky did right ... at least this song was meant to be funny.

[demontreobryant]

funny azz hell

[anuca2]

if someone can get me an instrumental for this, i'll arrange a threeway with ariana grande and megan fox for you :)

[OrixOrillion]

946 people don't like his chopstick

[MrSargeKiller]

@OrixOrillion i wanna give u a double thumbs up but idk y i didn't

[Kyoussian1]

@MrSargeKiller fuck you you racist bastard. you only like this song cause the singer is yellow and says ching chang. FUCK YOU YOU DISGUSTING BITCH wtf is wrong with your user œ∑´®†¥¨ˆøπ¬˚∆˙©ƒ∂ßåΩ≈ç√∫˜µ≤`¡™­£¢∞§¶•ªº F*** u]

[MrSargeKiller]

@Kyoussian1 wtf is ur fuckin prob bitch

[STITCHESMAN]

We all should drive into china town blasting this song!!!!!

[DeathSeekerism]

946 people were chinese people

[HamburgAirport]

god damn chinese beat us to everything!

[MegaZanpakuto]

you suck -.-



[xextor1]

@MegaZanpakuto NO YOU SUCK

[MegaZanpakuto]

@xextor1

i suck too

[xextor1]

@MegaZanpakuto yu suck more den i doo!!!!

[MegaZanpakuto]

@xextor1

okay

[freaky2049]

Wow whos the retard thats tellin everyone that brandon is dead too anyone who thinks thats is fucking dumbass! R.I.P. Ryan :(

[Dementiumfan1990]

Brandon Sounds Like An Asian Busta Rhymes In This Song

[epicskate09]

My asian friend thinks thinks any racist joke is racist what a dumbass hes 13lackmgk go to his channel and say hey ching chang chewie if you do i will sub you!!

[danere09]

Loll

[manbat162]

made in ga

[XxFaCeThEtRuThxX911]

ching chang chong

[lvrjuicycouture]

proud to be chinese

[bigken510n420]

Old times lmao wen I was a kid I loved this!!!!

[TheMunir1]

how did you make this vadeo please anybody give me an answer

[EmPoxSNiiPERx]

@TheMunir1 listen to it loads of times and you'll get it! lol

[musicsnafu]

@TheMunir1

musicsnafu gives you an answer. 2+2 = 4. Not the one you wanted? Search engines exist for a reason.

[TheAlyssakstidham]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO