MADtv - Stuart - Poker Game

[BelenNuno]

hey hey hey hey, you're black.

[brie849black]

I freaked out when the officer gave him the gun! Hahahaha!

[kaldz1000]

Than I'm only half scared lolololol

[treezX]

the comment box is not where you repeat your favorite part of the video

[sharkface200]

so wat if there was pig 6:05

[TheTyler1797511]

we meet again 240p

[awesomegirl123ist]

LOOK AT HIS FACE!!LOL!!!!

[MsFridayFreak]

Promises Like hearts are made to be broken lmao!

[axvyful]

cop: u take care of ur self ( gives gun)

lol gnr lmao



[love2singa123]

ppl who whisper are either sneaky or homosexual. i like chips too. no ur funny! its a black man! i love randomness.

[AikoAyameAzami]

Then im only half scared, lmfao

[bennyadams2008]

STUART WINZ!



[bennyadams2008]

I DON"T LIKE CONDTIONS! now that'z payback.

[jseedoubleu]

I DONT LIKE CONDITIONS

[BDMarie53]

one smart cop

[GreenSpirit3]

This was my very first Madtv skit

I became a fan of MadTv ever since

[beachgirl10799]

" Oh, not much. Probably the same as you, just sittin' around in my pajamas, drinkin' a beer." Best part! (:

[MADDOG6400]

Either press the following over and over again: 1, 2, 5, 6, and 9.

Weird/funny ass sounds!

[BoysBoysBoysify]

Heeeey Listen! ♡

[kilssj2250]

The 51 people that dislike this have also had to baby-sit Stuart xD

[midnightbeastlover1]

i dont like conditions! lmfao

[breebre13]

I DUN LIKE CONDITIONS! rofl

[directorman98]

R.I.P Stuart, Cause of death: Playing with guns and shooting himself in the face.

[TheMarblegirl101]

no fair! he gets a free gun!

[etha995]

" He had 2 bags of chips before you guys showed up. I think he's got a worm or something going on

[TheNickiminajfan97]

stuart is tooo funny lol

[CrazyTheRandom1]

u got ur chips now shut the hell up!!

[CrazyTheRandom1]

stewart is sooo GAY...its hilarious!

[CrazyTheRandom1]

:11 haha, lets see how long it goes on 4!

[lolitsSparky]

i wanna see stuart get his ass kicked

[dancesingheart]

@lolitsSparky :0

[nikpiky]

@lolitsSparky You jerk

[lolitsSparky]

@nikpiky lol im sorry i just wanna see it ONCE

[EssOhAiDee]

stuart stuart are you drinking a beer !

Yes its delicious

[HypocrisyMcGee]

2:37 is the best!

[Seph4evr]

Stuart's got a gun!!! lord help us XD

[AngelOfAuras]

I teared up when he was about to cry.

[PieMonsterr]

Promises are like hearts; they're meant to be broken.

THAT is my new favorite quote! xD

[FunnyBunny2144]

"mmm I think I will have some chips..mmmmmm..." LOL it's almost impossible not to love stewart!

[supercookiemonsters1]

@FunnyBunny2144 ALMOST?



[8890aly]

fffuuunnnyyy

[laceywalukiewicz456]

LMFAO !!!!!?

[missydbaby]

black guy: i'm only half black

stuart: then im only half scared.

priceless 

[ritaindahouseful]

a beer was the last thing this kid needs...

[Katherine503645]

Pause at 6:51 Stuarts face is priceless

[ilovemymom66]

''we got a report that there was some under age drinking here.''

Stuart: ''so what if there was pig''

lmaoo(:

[ThePage244]

@ilovemymom66  i know hes funny

[XxjessicaxX34]

Hmm... not much just the same as you just sittin around in my pajamas drinkin beer (:

[AirsoftMan2212]

how can people dislike stuart!!!

[juliascool1]

UM..... shoulndt THAT cop b arrested for child endangerment? He just gave a drunk kid a gun......I freakin LOVE Stuart!!!!!!!

[3TMLauren]

oh my god i hope i have a kid just like stuart!! haha aint that a great expectation

[severelyKILLED15]

So what if there was, PIG!! lmao

[MegaVergan]

You're funny!

[Iszuril]

5:20 Stuart starts to sound like Navi from the legend of Zelda...

[appletinihamshire]

LOL that was hilarious! michael mcdonald is a genius actor

[livluvlaff11]

omfg is the black guy coach hines?

coach hines is hilarious!

so is stewart!

[tasha12365]

i love him soo muchh !!

[start334]

Reminds me when i was 7

[TheMarblegirl101]

NO FAIR!!!! stuart got a free pistol

[tdstarter]

I DON'T LIKE CONDITIONS XD

[jessbritt121]

I love his demon voice:)

[pets1210]

hahahahahahahaha i loooove stuart!!!

[Chromez2000XD]

so he took at gun and went to drink somore beer.

[MagicalMaddi]

You take care of your self little man WTF WTF WTF WTF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[hotnkoolboy]

"It's the kid from next door" sounds like a name to a horror film XD

[movei123]

My mom said that people who whisper are either sneaky or homosexual. XD

[GwenGuy105]

6:51 WTF???

[billfy832021]

hey look there's a cop care front!.....if it were me i would be taking the beer away from stuart lol

[MAJlNE]

stuart, what does mommy say about people who dislike this video?

i don't wanna say...

STUART! what does mommy say about people who dislike this video???

mommy says that people who dislike this video have tiny googoos!

[jlark41393]

my last name is larkin. stuart is probs my cousin

[jacobmorgan123]

iv been drinking 4 2 days

[jacobmorgan123]

im only half scared

[kalai131]

besides people who always eat boost their metabolism, fat people eat only once a day, but a giant meal full of crap, healthy people eat a small meal every 4 hrs.

[alli1990]

*speaks into foot* "Mr. Muckenthaler?" LOL.

[xXironarXx]

the 50 people that disliked this video had to deal with a kid like stuart duringa poker game!

[abbyyx2511]

pause at 6:51 hahahahhahahaha

[ck5550005551]

No, you got your chips, Now Eat 'Em, And SHUT THE HELL UP!!! |D

[loosifur]

lets just try to have some fun

[meijinyukichan1925]

"what if there was....pig?" ..... "priceless"

[malikai888]

I'm surprised Michael MacDonald didn't get fat Stuart was always eating

[kalai131]

@malikai888 he has a fast meatabolism

[PoutingXEvoke]

6:51 Most epic face

[malikai888]

If Stuart was played by anyone else this wouldn't be funny

LOL I knew he was going to say something about the guy being black

[DaryluzB]

i cant belive he actualy gaved a gun to a drunk kid

[SNOOTtv]

"no I'm only half black"

"oh then I'm only half scared" lol lol

Soo funny!

[RedSquadala5]

i thought it was his dad at first

[kymmy15r]

LMBO I LOVE WHEN HE DIVES FOR THE CHIPS TOO FUNNY XD

[likehiandstuff]

look what i can do!!

[StanandLogan]

Take car of yourself kid *hands gun*

[solidclownsred]

hey stuart you want some you want some go get it boy go get it

(muscle spasm in air) lolz :)

[VickyMista2]

I dont like conditions LOL!

[nerdsunite456]

LOL! "I have a dog!" LMBO!

[silvergoldjewels]

I unexpectedly saw Paul Vogt in a Broadway play in Los Angeles

[SethXx77]

"Mmmmmm! I think I'll have some chips" *eats chips* "Mmmmmmmmmm!" *rubs his body

LMAO

[20volcano]

i thought the word Black was F*** its because i cant hear propely

[OwenPeerson]

awesome!

[kairaw16]

"sO WHAT IF THERE WAS pIG"

[Omfgrotflmao1]

lol i have been drinking for two days

[kaykayyish]

-hey! hey! hey, you're black!

-well, actually i'm only half black.

-then i'm only half scared. xD

[Azizthesamurai]

My mom says people who whisper is either sneaky or homosexual. LOL XD :)

[Ayizzleee]

"My mom says that people who whisper are either sneaky or homosexual" lmao

[MsYankeefan7]

LMBO! The whole time!

[jarikatrelea]

I'm not crying because I'm scared. I'm Crying because I'm in a stranger's house and my mom can't say no to Booze! Haha I love Stuart!

[yankeesfan619]

I DONT LIKE CONDITIONS

LMFAO

[zackurious123454]

acually im only half black oh then im only half scared lol

[dedeialc1]

"I dont like conditions!!!!" hahahahaha

[lisamariebx]

Awwwwwwh. Stuart<3

[CherryCraze]

My Momma says that people who whisper are either sneaky or homosexual.

[jonny12384]

soooo much better than SNL

[ReddQT]

"promises are like hearts. they're made to be broken"- good wisdom stuart

[greenweatherboy73]

My favorite parts of this one at 1:23, 3:00, and 5:23

[Sakura8134]

I love how Stuart never gets in trouble :)

[OmgMandMShow]

"I'm only half-black..."

"Then I'm only half-scared! n_n"

LMFAO!

[lalala765100]

HEYYYY.....HEYYY....HEYYYY YOUR BKACK........NO STUART IM ONLY HALF BLACK.......THEN IM ONLY HALF SCARED

[pheonix442]

same as you, sitting in my pajamas drinking beer.

[LPfanatic578]

i have a dog lol

[SkullSox]

"heyy....heyy....heyyy....you'­re black."

[megawolf21]

lol, multiple personalities much?

[Cherrybomb754]

my mom says ppl who whisper are sneaky or homosexual(:

[SweettieeGirl]

@Cherrybomb754 I LOVED THAT PART... I THINK IT'S TRUE LOL x'D

[bubbasprouserox]

*grabs chips* I DON'T LIKE CONDITIONS!

lol

[FreshStarz034]

@bubbasprouserox its the other way around js

[bubbasprouserox]

@FreshStarz034 lol thnx

[lpslover88]

@405779

i know, right =)

ps "promises like hearts are meant to be broken"

[lpslover88]

@405779

i know, right =)

[megaskinner69]

sitting around in my pjs and drinking a beer

[KellySykesTV2]

"Ummm N0." LOL!

[nOcU36]

I DONT LIKE CONDITIONS!!

[Eagle421000]

Take care of yourself kid lol

[yazidLIPAN]

the guy in green act as a host of the funniest animal in the world right?

[zacceagle56333]

hey hey hey hey.

what is it son

your black

[kylepicha21]

You got your chips, now eat them and shut the HELL UP!!!!!!

[Mannypop99]

WHISPERING PEOPLE ARE EITHER SNEAKY OR HOMO LOL LOL ALL THE WAY!

[stickytape800]

"we got a report there was some underage drinking going on around here." "so what if there was pig?" LMAO

[whohiddromeandglenn]

Staurt why don't you go back to bed? Uhmmm, NO!! Stuart when your a guest in my house you will do as I say! Your funny!!

[SEVENUP86]

Funny!

[sarahcaitlind]

"So what if there was, PIG!"

[jackyboy120]

"I'm only half black." Then i'm only half scared."

[GG100FDZ]

"Promises like hearts, are made to be broken *SKIpz on the couch*"

Lol!

[idogmusic]

i dont like condituions lolmafo

[Coshka77]

Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey.... lol

[MarianCarter12]

"Hey Hey Hey Hey! You're black!" "I'm only half black." "Then I'm only half scared." XD LOL

[firefly71000]

He's left with a gun, some chips, and some beer now that is funny as shit

[firefly71000]

This shit is sooooo funny!! lol :)

[DoomChopStick]

Stuart looks Cute and AWsome in his Jami lol

[Commando447]

I love what he does when he eats something.

[eolsunder]

best line ever. "im only half-black".. well then i'm only half scared

[UGCi]

the 47 people who disliked this are either sneaky or homosexual

[MrBammio]

Staurt is so fucking innoying  lol

[twlightsaga109]

"hey hey"

"what is it son"

"ur black"

"actually im only half black"

"then im only half scared"

"we got a tip there was some underage drinking going on here"

"so what if ther was Pigs" rotflmao

[twlightsaga109]

since when was Doreen (his mother) on crack

[rosariovampire96]

you're funny!

[Mrcrum11]

hes scary voice needs to be on a horror film hahaha

[RememberTHDays]

I PISSED MY PANTS LAUGHING.!!!! LMFAO!

[chuvarvalu]

he reminds me of annoying orange : )))) Pure Epicness :))

[killergal13]

" So what if there was PIG" LMFAO Pure Awesomeness!

[austinandcollin]

who is gonna take here with the kid....not me.not me...ok get goin....take care of your self little man( gives gun) why doesnt that happen to me

[MegaTiffany94]

heehehehehehh %_%

[MsXSwEeTcHiCkx]

-I don't like conditions-

[GG100FDZ]

Mr. Muckenthaler, Mr. Muckenthaler, Mr Muckenthaler, MR MUCKENTHALER!!!! Lol

[jonnyboy2142]

the black dude is in the big brother one.

[LunarWolfPup]

"Stuart when your a guest in my house you'll do as I say."

" Your funny. " xDDDDD

[likeewoahhh95]

He makes brownies that are premo :)

[Acecombatgamer]

hahaha he actually gave him the gun lmfao!

[skaterjohn117]

your black

[honchconch]

he sure is funny!

[missjezbear64]

'and he makes pot brownies that r primo'

[denname123]

6:51 - 6:54 = priceless stewart face XD

[ghostofjamie]

"Hey, hey"

"what is it son?"

"your black"

"no im actually only half black"

"then im only half scared"

LMFAO!

[graszlgirl950]

I DONT LIKE CONDITINS

[fredowner456]

thats pretty racist lol 5:15

[rainbowmaniac1945]

His mom is gonna be a lil bit shocked when she gets there to find he sun lying on the floor, drunk, with a gun in his hand

[lilash9687]

6:50

[NEUTRON61st]

OMG HAHAHA 2:30 LOL

[Ozonator279]

i still like Coach Hines on MadTV a TINY bit better.