Secrets of Scientology: Xenu

[479eastside]

lol, do people believe this shit? sound, like a movie that never made it and they didnt want it to go to waste.

[locozaper]

scientology only exists because it makes chuck norris laugh of their lack of brain power

[voluptamors1]

WTF.

[doodleguitarist]

What about making a church that believes this but isn't an evil money scam?

[doodleguitarist]

The fun part is there is actually a bigger chance of this being true than the bible being true. Both are bullshit!

[Mallaclllypse]

All Hail Xenu!

[iaiaua]

I dont get the relation of the pictorial depiction of Samurai (honorable japanese warriors) with the SciFi Cult?

[snomrahc]

I literally laughed the whole time

[jillianelsegood]

@snomrahc

lol

[bluebeard2011]

ohno now i know ill get phemonia oh bgoy what a joke

[INMATE2468]

Lmao!!

[dekippiesip]

WTF, they should get a prize for making the best chain of bullshit ever.

[shred88]

This Makes me giggle inside ^^

[krautbeer100]

How many have yo sold this complete BS to? they should all be banned to the planet PRISON! Give me a break! WTF? are these dudes on crack?

[Fuliginosus]

I believe it all except the kooky stuff.

[mattdaddyful]

It's not Zanew...It's ZeeNew..Stupid asshole

[tthanmor]

Maybe we right?

David Icke - The Reptilians and the Moon

youtube.com/watch?v=V2BrDe-rrR­A&feature=related

Who Built the Moon (Matrix) ? p.1/

youtube.com/watch?v=KvMTCMYc5c­c&feature=related

And find out, who is David Icke, you will like him...

[kingpharaohtsar]

it doz not matter were sum1 says it cums from man made storys are not real the street outside ur house is tho lol

[TaMichaelB]

sooooooo he moved em to earth to kill em? why aint he just eject them in space? lol

[fahqyal]

and will smith is apart of this??? no fresh prince no!!!!!

[Spaghettimonster777]

:D :D That's uncanny :P

[jfalconi3]

what?

[beet74]

how many in the church even care? Hubbard and P T Barnarm had a LOT in common. Both believed that a sucker was born every minute and that they had the right to take away anything the sucker had/

[zacthebold]

So how many people in the church actually know this?

[whatsreallygoody]

hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahah­ahah>whatta fuckkin joke

[fugen666]

some people have the gift of making money out of rubbish

[afroandguyandsomefin]

I wish... But the "teacher" gived me a 82%, on thrusday.

[afroandguyandsomefin]

I can't believe this is my summer school assignment... In religion class!!

[deineMuttafikkka]

@afroandguyandsomefin ..sue your "teacher"

[claudette5]

Serious crack addicts. People who actually believe this are seriously in need of help. Sad to see so many people getting scammed into all this made up crap. Giving up their lives and money to a bunch of money hungry grubs. Brain washing and geared toward people who are feeling lost and need guidance, but this is completely off the charts bull.

[MrErisian]

Don't like the narrator's voice. Ruined it for me

[STEVEDIGIBOYtv]

@MrErisian

It's a computer voice reading text.

[MrErisian]

@STEVEDIGIBOYtv Yeh, it's a shame it ruins it so much.

[thepplschamp1on]

Seriously if Scientology were a movie script it would be a pretty crappy movie. This is like me believing that Star Wars was a documentary on real accounts.

[WERST11TH]

- Scientology is FAKE! - L. Ron Hubbard was a freakin' Science 'Fiction' writer LOL get with the programme - L. Ron Hubbard is just a old fart with a lot of gas LMAO

[Tezcatlipoca0047]

Holy shit. I thought I had a crazy imagination.

[DomaPoland]

Anyone who is a believer in a 'god' and follows creationism, but laughs at this, is, well, just plain stupid. How can you smirk at one religions belief and not see how illogical your own is.

[AyonymousFTW]

this is all bullshit

[geniusjas87]

This is almost as funny as Christianity and Islam

[Alkhemist10]

LMFAO!!!!!! WHO WOULD BELIEVE THIS SHIT??? AHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA

[cliffstorm]

this is pure madness this IS SPARTA no no this is earth please scientologist give it up

[EvilWizardMaltheore]

Is this the trailer for the next Star Trek?

[obiwanobiwan13]

@EvilWizardMaltheore No, Star Trek is fictional...

And yet STILL more real, more believable, and better than this nonsense (really, this makes hardcore Trekkies look...almost normal! I kid, Trekkers, I love Trek too!) ;)

So remember kids;

If you fail as a science fiction writer, don't despair--you can always turn your ideas into a crackpot cult that assaults and threatens people, rips families apart, and attracts space aliens--like Tom Cruise! :p

[Threetails]

That's actually a DC-6 or DC-7, but that's just me being a geek.

Still, thanks for posting this. The more people share this, the harder it'll be for the scientologists to banhammer everyone who speaks out.

[KnightHawke01]

A I the only one who notices this is not a real person talking? It's a robotic reader thing. lol probably so the church doesn't find them and attack them like they do with other critics.

[leebmc91]

lol are the ppl who beleave this crap high on acid lol. but then agin i gess any thing is possible but still what a scam

[DhunamiCE]

@leebmc91 look up the myths of Hindu and the "Eck masters" of Eckankar.

[17jun1989]

Whats with that Bohemiam Club owl symbol at the end, they're fucked up as well.

[beljankel]

Oh please!



[Renathra]

Why is there a Bohemian Club emblem at the end of this? And who the hell is the Discordian Resistance Front?

[mosserZslayer14]

Wtf......?

[mosserZslayer14]

Wtf......?

[mosserZslayer14]

Wtf......?

[uboot1967]

What he is saying is truth,but is written on a book of Ron Hubbard.

A book of science fiction since he was a science fiction books writer....

[asian1erTheDestroyer]

all religion is crazy but this is pyschotic!

[54321q]

is this phantom of teh opera music?

[czw333]

LMAO

[evilresidence4]

holy shart i hate the christians but this is fucking crazy

[Derukugi2]

Doesn not sound more nutty than the teachings of some large world religions.

[preacain]

I met those scientology wierdos a couple of years ago they tried to convert me ha ha

they used good cop bad cop tactics as well as accusations and doubt planting as well as psudo psycology crap!!!

[xboxplaya420]

i tell them to fuck off

[preacain]

@xboxplaya420 SO DO I ITS MORE ECOLOGICAL

[BleckyDownToEarth]

this made my day!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA, how can anyone believe this shit?? seriously.

[BELACSAMOHT]

/FACE PALM/

[psychientology]

this cult is like a living cartoon. Tommy Davis and Tom Cruise seem very feminine to me. Thats the secret they may be running from. Hubbard was insane when he died. I guess I don't get it.

[discordiancell7]

Volcanos = pyramids = WTC 9/11

[hotdot200]

How the hell does that make any sence?

[discordiancell7]

Orwell stated that nukes were like pyramids, vast wastes of money. As Keynes said: "Whether it invests its labour simply in building pyramids, a civilization must put into employment its natural resources" - essentially meaning that even if you do something as pointless as that, it keeps the economy ticking over. Scientology and 9/11 are the same things: vast engineered wastes of money to keep the economy ticking over.

[hotdot200]

yeah but if thats a bad thing then why are they not realising this.....?

[hotdot200]

lol iv heard somewhere that they blamed 9/11 on Jews? They also blamed the holocaust on psychiatrists for some retarded reason.

[AshelyJ26]

wtf? .. its all insane

[tyedogrulez]

Instead of a pyramid scam, it a volcano scam.

[BELACSAMOHT]

HAHAHA