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  • hey wears the you cant see me cuz im wearing camo at??

  • tom green just does whatever the fuck he wants

  • "I think my parents really like lesbians.." XD

  • i miss this show it was hilarious lol

  • wtf was he putting all over him??!

  • @Fr33b33r2m0r0 Oxymen

  • f*(&*^*(*& waste of milk !!!!!!

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  • god bless space man Tom. One of god's own prototypes - never even considered for mass production.

  • god bless space man Tom. One of god's own prototypes - never even considered for mass production.

  • TASTY TASTY TASTY CORN

  • i would bang tom if i ever had the chance

  • @KBstreetart

    Haha, is he your type of guy?

  • I lolled when someone said he acts too much like mr.bean.  The complete opposite.

  • 2:30 - 4:05 Tom green was lady gaga's main influence !

  • 1st 10 seconds XD

  • the lesbians on his dad's car is my fav clip ever.i love when he drives to the bus stop w/ the lesbian car and offers to give his dad a ride......hilarious!!!!

  • look 3:06 is lady gaga!

  • crispers and smarties with coldcold bottled water is such a good combination

  • Tom green started the whole fad of doing this.

  • ahahaha

  • HOLY SHIT WHAT DRUGS WAS HE ON? I REALLY REALLY WANT SOME HAHA LOL

  • tom green kinda looks like john mccrea from cake

  • tom greens mom is so hott

  • God Bless Tom Green

    Haha,he sure has more then enough guts to act like a weirdo out in public

  • all you haters are jralous cuz he has the balls to do this shit

  • @MrFRIENDZEE hahahaha nah he's only got one ball

  • this fuckers retarded i was such a teeny bop head when i thought he was funny

  • oi ninlandon

    shut the fuck up cunt

    learn to spell before you criticise anything

    dumb ass

  • tom green is just a stupid attension hore he isnt even funny

  • @ninlandon I beg to differ, he is side splittingly funny

  • 3:10 lady gaga

  • @oregamienainokasugu pffff nothing like it...

  • Tasty corn, tasty corn, tasty corn tasty tasty tasty corn mmmmmmmmm tasty corn. LOL XD

  • suga make ya jump like this!!!

  • Animal cracker time!

  • tasty corn...tasty corn...

  • tom green is crazy, jackass stars do stupid things but tom acts more crazy than anybody

  • tom green was around pranking his parents way b4 bam and out in public doing the daring and ridiculous way b4 punkd r jackass and when he's on point he is hilarious

  • I was thinking the same thing while watching this! Your account name is really close to mine some how.

  • i had respect for bam before when i was a skater and watched cky and all that. but now viva la bam is clearly acting, its not actually real. or else its just so crappy that it doesnt look real i duno

  • valkyzer: yah its just that i remember tom in his prime and he is the originator of alot of those antics portrayed by bam, but as far as talent dont confuse the two, tom green is way better than bam hands down, ppl dont like tom and thats ok tom can be dead calm and seemingly serious and still hilarious......

  • You're right... it's acting. :) They had me fooled for awhile back in the day too.

  • your right they couldnt live like that all the time

  • yeah its kinda funny cuz he is an image of the 90s and the things he did are still funny, thats why bam is so big today

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  • "i didnt say that i just dont want em on my car" lol

  • Love the reaction by the horse on the left to Tom's singing at 1:35

  • thats a donkey ass

  • That's true and his name happens to be "the horse."

  • jivediscodan.....yeah thats pretty funny. the donkey gets scared and flinches. becuz it animal cracker time!!!!!!! bwahahahahahahaha!!!!

  • I'm sure his dad didn't go to work with the slut mobile ^^

  • THE DRESS BIT IS A BIT MUCH..

  • they sell bagged milk in quebec

  • Tasty corn, tasty tasty corn, hmmm, tasty corn!

  • tasty corn.

  • "Mum? mum? mum? mum? I'm up at the counter... Mum? mum? mum? I don't know where you are...."

  • god i hate mike bullard

  • Mike Bullard is such a bloody dick! I don't know why I ever watched Open Mike. Tom Green is still incredibly hilarious!

  • @Pappas1990 yes he has a temper and shit but i found Open Mike and Mike bullard to be freakin' hilarious!

  • mostly all milk in canada is in bags lmfao a canadian thing i guess lmfao

  • LMFAO

  • Well, kinda right.. its how milk is usually shipped way up north.

    But you're not going to find that in the central/southern citys lol.

  • O_o...

  • i lol'd at the slut mobille

  • here in US plastic jugs

  • You can buy milk in bags in the US in Wis, Mich, Minn, and Iowa. Weird I know!

  • how is that weird

  • It wouldn't be weird.....to a Canadian. It is however odd and rare in the US.

  • Not really, I've bought them in the state of NY once, they're just not that recognized by major markets, but a lot of people sell them in the States.

  • Uh actually yes..it is rare. Of the states I mentioned and the ONE you did...you can only find milk in bags in a few places. Not common at all. So what is your fucking point toolbag...to most people....that is wierd AND RARE...Fuck what is it with fucking Canadians anyway? I swear you people are fucking retarded sometimes.

  • What the hell nationality isn't considered retarded sometimes? Especially when judged by such a small demographic; being those who view Tom Green on YouTube.

  • Lol he looks like he's having a seizure.

  • In the animals scenes, that was epic. All those cool animals.

  • Daddy would you like some saus-a-ges?

  • tom green dropped on the head when he was a baby. still funny ass hell tho

  • Nah, he's acting. His real self is the same way, but he knows how ridiculous he is. Nowadays he's not funny because he's more mellow, proving haters wrong about him needing to mature up to be funny.

  • here in canada our milk is 90 percent of the time bought in litre bags.....3 in a pack....does anyone else's country do that?????

  • England uses bottles =]

  • yes when im in chile i buy milk in bags :D

  • WHERE do we buy milk in bags? You must be from the Eastern side of the country, because I've never seen them in BC, Alberta, Sask, or Manitoba so...not 90% haha.

  • well i don't know if anywhere has it for sure besides northern ontario where i live........and since southern ontario and northern ontario are like 2 different places i dont even no if they gopt it in south ontario

  • I live in New-Brunswick and we have em!

  • oh i just remembered tom shot all this stuff in southern ontario so they prolly do

  • ahhh you ontario people lol

  • I used to live in ontario and you could buy them there :P

  • dude milk bags are everywhere

  • what the fuck.

  • hmmm

  • do you like my soft soft bodyyy

  • whatever happened to mike bullard that nigga die or somethin.

  • ahahahaha rules

  • he sooooo rules !

  • ali g too

    he will give you a huge lol

  • no.

  • yes.

  • no.

  • yes.

  • no.

  • yes.

  • no.

  • yes

  • no.

  • arent you tired ??

    yes yes yes yes

    oui oui oui oui

    si si si si si si si

    acha acha acha acha

    naam naam naam naam

    and my special one ;

    yyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssss­sssss

  • with oxymen .......he was like dying

    hhhhhhahahaha

  • hahahahahaha

  • his best shit when it was only air in ottawa

  • omg i miss tom green so much. his show was hilarious and so original. i miss the 90s.

  • Tom is O.G.. this is before Bam's punk ass...

  • Bam is a failure.

    Fucking cunt.

  • agreed

  • fuck yeah

  • And they all way go its the way we go.... and away we go... yeehaw.

  • your mad because im spilling animal crackers? Dad theirs crap all over the floor

  • 90's were the best, i may be 15 but i love the 90's, the music and shows, and tom green is the shit

  • he made alot of money off mtv he was huge in the 90s, yuor just a douch

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  • and it worked

  • at least he tried

  • he's like the most multi talented guy. and is the fucking funniest man on earth

  • his parents seem happy to have goats inside, like bams parents they must of got some money. I think hes great anyways.

  • who ever sold tom those animals obviously didn't kno who he was

  • tom`s mom is so hot

  • Hahaha! ok.

  • you pervert

  • 3:20 ROFLOL!!!!!!

  • That guy paved the way for bam, and all the people in jackass!! He is the best in my opinion!!! I would like to see more of his old stuff. It's hard to find!!

  • XD Tom Green is a fucking psycho, and it's amazing. ♥

  • tom greens mom is sort of hot, i probably would do her

  • you are a freak!

  • ._. That's mean. He's just a ridicuilous comedian, that's all. ♥

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  • his parents must be very easy going to put up with a son like that haha. i cant imagine if i did that to my parents car!

  • o shit that 4 50 i remember that one lmao

  • ctm xD aagaghgaagaggaaghahghaha

  • 1.53

    NICE!

  • is he drunk all the time?

  • He was drunk once, it wasn't funny, now that's a drink responsibly video xD

  • lmfao. 3:19 gets me laughing hard every time

  • Every time I feel down somehow, I watch this video, and it all goes away! I love this guy! I wonder how his childhood was, lol.

  • the slut mobile is awsome!!! i remember that one.

  • Tom Green has the world's most patient parents.

  • i wonder why drew barrymore left this guy :D

  • i mean very!

  • "i'm so pretty!" haha

    what's he putting on himself at 3:06?

  • oxymen

  • i gotcha, thanks

  • Oxymen - because it make soooft ^^

  • it makes your body feel so soooooooft!!!!!!!!

  • LMFAOL 3:20

  • LOOOOOOOOL hahahaa

  • good ol tom

  • dude tom green is the man. lol

  • tom green plays the most disturbing girl ever LOL

  • someone please post tom green poop on the microphone

  • yeah someone needs to post poo on the microphone b/c it's one of the all time funniest things ever!

  • I agree %100 percent we demand the poop on the microphone bit haha

  • Tom Green is sick XD

  • Can everyone explain to me, why he went from this, to what he does now? Did he have a stroke or something? I mean, he does some lame-ass talk show now.... it's shit.

  • i don't know what happened to Tom. But I still like him, sort of. Because of the laughs he used to give me

  • hahaha oh my god so she DOES like lesbians! xD

  • Tasty corn

  • lol good job blanking out the slut mobile lol i saw it in plain sight lol ha i love tom green

  • it's so dumb but it makes me laugh damn harder than almost anything

  • i want the "oxgen" clip sepperatly where can i find it? please help.

  • Lol, the end: "I never said I don't like lesbians, I just don't want them on my car!"

  • lolz

  • Tom's parents are awesome.

  • omg that car is very graphic XD