wow man this was sooooo fukin cool man...stick to playing video games u little f@ggot b!tch...get at me so i smack the taste out of mouth then cut your fingers off nd send them to ur family rip ur adams apple out eat in front of u and piss in the hole it came from cut a large slit down ur back a pour chemical burn in it cut ur eye lids off nd spray keyboard clearner in them shoot each 1 of ur toes with a nail gun rip ur cafs out nd feed them to my huskys and then let my cat shit in ur mouth..BYE
the lesbians on his dad's car is my fav clip ever.i love when he drives to the bus stop w/ the lesbian car and offers to give his dad a ride......hilarious!!!!
tom green was around pranking his parents way b4 bam and out in public doing the daring and ridiculous way b4 punkd r jackass and when he's on point he is hilarious
i had respect for bam before when i was a skater and watched cky and all that. but now viva la bam is clearly acting, its not actually real. or else its just so crappy that it doesnt look real i duno
valkyzer: yah its just that i remember tom in his prime and he is the originator of alot of those antics portrayed by bam, but as far as talent dont confuse the two, tom green is way better than bam hands down, ppl dont like tom and thats ok tom can be dead calm and seemingly serious and still hilarious......
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I get 7 negative responses because I said I have never seen milk in a bag in Canada before. Whoever gave me negatives for that needs to go out and get a life. And I still have never seen bags of milk in Canada. They don't sell them in the west, I guess.
Uh actually yes..it is rare. Of the states I mentioned and the ONE you did...you can only find milk in bags in a few places. Not common at all. So what is your fucking point toolbag...to most people....that is wierd AND RARE...Fuck what is it with fucking Canadians anyway? I swear you people are fucking retarded sometimes.
What the hell nationality isn't considered retarded sometimes? Especially when judged by such a small demographic; being those who view Tom Green on YouTube.
Nah, he's acting. His real self is the same way, but he knows how ridiculous he is. Nowadays he's not funny because he's more mellow, proving haters wrong about him needing to mature up to be funny.
WHERE do we buy milk in bags? You must be from the Eastern side of the country, because I've never seen them in BC, Alberta, Sask, or Manitoba so...not 90% haha.
well i don't know if anywhere has it for sure besides northern ontario where i live........and since southern ontario and northern ontario are like 2 different places i dont even no if they gopt it in south ontario
That guy paved the way for bam, and all the people in jackass!! He is the best in my opinion!!! I would like to see more of his old stuff. It's hard to find!!
Can everyone explain to me, why he went from this, to what he does now? Did he have a stroke or something? I mean, he does some lame-ass talk show now.... it's shit.
hey wears the you cant see me cuz im wearing camo at??
twistedmisery666 1 month ago
tom green just does whatever the fuck he wants
MUSlCFAVORITES 7 months ago
"I think my parents really like lesbians.." XD
UndeadDragonBorn 7 months ago
i miss this show it was hilarious lol
ganjaking187 8 months ago
wtf was he putting all over him??!
Fr33b33r2m0r0 8 months ago
@Fr33b33r2m0r0 Oxymen
hollandpunx123 8 months ago
f*(&*^*(*& waste of milk !!!!!!
neoncloudx52 9 months ago
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That scream at 3:18 is incredible!
BEastmix 9 months ago
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BEastmix 9 months ago
god bless space man Tom. One of god's own prototypes - never even considered for mass production.
tubberputty 10 months ago
god bless space man Tom. One of god's own prototypes - never even considered for mass production.
tubberputty 10 months ago
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wow man this was sooooo fukin cool man...stick to playing video games u little f@ggot b!tch...get at me so i smack the taste out of mouth then cut your fingers off nd send them to ur family rip ur adams apple out eat in front of u and piss in the hole it came from cut a large slit down ur back a pour chemical burn in it cut ur eye lids off nd spray keyboard clearner in them shoot each 1 of ur toes with a nail gun rip ur cafs out nd feed them to my huskys and then let my cat shit in ur mouth..BYE
HoWHiGHSi 11 months ago
TASTY TASTY TASTY CORN
barneygrumble 11 months ago
i would bang tom if i ever had the chance
KBstreetart 1 year ago
@KBstreetart
Haha, is he your type of guy?
PrezPoet 8 months ago
I lolled when someone said he acts too much like mr.bean. The complete opposite.
HLimmen 1 year ago
2:30 - 4:05 Tom green was lady gaga's main influence !
italllies 1 year ago 3
1st 10 seconds XD
slim77k 1 year ago
the lesbians on his dad's car is my fav clip ever.i love when he drives to the bus stop w/ the lesbian car and offers to give his dad a ride......hilarious!!!!
lovelee182 1 year ago
look 3:06 is lady gaga!
kisforkaine 1 year ago
crispers and smarties with coldcold bottled water is such a good combination
shaners12345 1 year ago
Tom green started the whole fad of doing this.
biagiotti2006 1 year ago
ahahaha
KatrinaCabrera 1 year ago
HOLY SHIT WHAT DRUGS WAS HE ON? I REALLY REALLY WANT SOME HAHA LOL
ArBiTeR0000Tactical 1 year ago
@ArBiTeR0000Tactical Oxymen
hollandpunx123 1 year ago
tom green kinda looks like john mccrea from cake
SkankinDevil89 1 year ago
tom greens mom is so hott
rodcube 1 year ago
God Bless Tom Green
Haha,he sure has more then enough guts to act like a weirdo out in public
y0utub3r12345678 1 year ago
all you haters are jralous cuz he has the balls to do this shit
MrFRIENDZEE 1 year ago 2
@MrFRIENDZEE hahahaha nah he's only got one ball
hosolof 1 year ago
this fuckers retarded i was such a teeny bop head when i thought he was funny
KnowThyself24 1 year ago
oi ninlandon
shut the fuck up cunt
learn to spell before you criticise anything
dumb ass
Blink182Me2 1 year ago
tom green is just a stupid attension hore he isnt even funny
ninlandon 1 year ago
@ninlandon I beg to differ, he is side splittingly funny
kingtutt661 1 year ago
3:10 lady gaga
RyanBurnett22 1 year ago 4
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mr bean
copy
oregamienainokasugu 1 year ago
@oregamienainokasugu pffff nothing like it...
fefiss86 1 year ago
Tasty corn, tasty corn, tasty corn tasty tasty tasty corn mmmmmmmmm tasty corn. LOL XD
TemplarReturns 2 years ago
suga make ya jump like this!!!
HorrorPixieMassacre 2 years ago 2
Animal cracker time!
Dakashizzlenizle 2 years ago
tasty corn...tasty corn...
barneygrumble 2 years ago 2
tom green is crazy, jackass stars do stupid things but tom acts more crazy than anybody
leevidz2007 2 years ago 2
tom green was around pranking his parents way b4 bam and out in public doing the daring and ridiculous way b4 punkd r jackass and when he's on point he is hilarious
deweydudu09 2 years ago 56
I was thinking the same thing while watching this! Your account name is really close to mine some how.
drewdudy 2 years ago
i had respect for bam before when i was a skater and watched cky and all that. but now viva la bam is clearly acting, its not actually real. or else its just so crappy that it doesnt look real i duno
Valkyzer 2 years ago
valkyzer: yah its just that i remember tom in his prime and he is the originator of alot of those antics portrayed by bam, but as far as talent dont confuse the two, tom green is way better than bam hands down, ppl dont like tom and thats ok tom can be dead calm and seemingly serious and still hilarious......
deweydudu09 2 years ago
You're right... it's acting. :) They had me fooled for awhile back in the day too.
lvIeIvl 2 years ago
your right they couldnt live like that all the time
leevidz2007 2 years ago
yeah its kinda funny cuz he is an image of the 90s and the things he did are still funny, thats why bam is so big today
polishpirate123 2 years ago
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pap3rbag 1 year ago
"i didnt say that i just dont want em on my car" lol
ThickSiciliaN 2 years ago
Love the reaction by the horse on the left to Tom's singing at 1:35
jivediscodan 2 years ago
thats a donkey ass
Chrisguy42O 2 years ago
That's true and his name happens to be "the horse."
jivediscodan 2 years ago
jivediscodan.....yeah thats pretty funny. the donkey gets scared and flinches. becuz it animal cracker time!!!!!!! bwahahahahahahaha!!!!
fyermom69 2 years ago
I'm sure his dad didn't go to work with the slut mobile ^^
xboxman333 2 years ago
THE DRESS BIT IS A BIT MUCH..
rohsilv 2 years ago
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I get 7 negative responses because I said I have never seen milk in a bag in Canada before. Whoever gave me negatives for that needs to go out and get a life. And I still have never seen bags of milk in Canada. They don't sell them in the west, I guess.
PRIMAL88 2 years ago
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u come back to check how many thumbs up and down u have? haha get a life
camvvti 2 years ago
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ok camvvt1 ur a fag. and PRIMAL naww man theres wayy less ppl in the west that drink maaaaad milk i guess. we dont have bagged milk..
samus420 2 years ago
they sell bagged milk in quebec
CharasmaticCryptic 2 years ago
Tasty corn, tasty tasty corn, hmmm, tasty corn!
v0rk 2 years ago 5
tasty corn.
HeavyMetalBeaner 2 years ago
"Mum? mum? mum? mum? I'm up at the counter... Mum? mum? mum? I don't know where you are...."
squirehendrix 2 years ago
god i hate mike bullard
evilotto91 2 years ago 4
Mike Bullard is such a bloody dick! I don't know why I ever watched Open Mike. Tom Green is still incredibly hilarious!
Pappas1990 2 years ago 15
@Pappas1990 yes he has a temper and shit but i found Open Mike and Mike bullard to be freakin' hilarious!
akuma4u 1 year ago
mostly all milk in canada is in bags lmfao a canadian thing i guess lmfao
ganjaking187 2 years ago
LMFAO
sschwrtz90 2 years ago
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i'm canadian and i've never seen milk in bags :S
canucks16 2 years ago
Well, kinda right.. its how milk is usually shipped way up north.
But you're not going to find that in the central/southern citys lol.
Peanutbutterbucket 2 years ago
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I live in Canada and I have never seen a bag of milk in my life.
PRIMAL88 2 years ago
O_o...
Commandaunt 2 years ago
i lol'd at the slut mobille
bornacriminal 2 years ago
here in US plastic jugs
douchebagchigger 2 years ago
You can buy milk in bags in the US in Wis, Mich, Minn, and Iowa. Weird I know!
pieceomeat 2 years ago
how is that weird
axelxrb 2 years ago
It wouldn't be weird.....to a Canadian. It is however odd and rare in the US.
pieceomeat 2 years ago
Not really, I've bought them in the state of NY once, they're just not that recognized by major markets, but a lot of people sell them in the States.
axelxrb 2 years ago
Uh actually yes..it is rare. Of the states I mentioned and the ONE you did...you can only find milk in bags in a few places. Not common at all. So what is your fucking point toolbag...to most people....that is wierd AND RARE...Fuck what is it with fucking Canadians anyway? I swear you people are fucking retarded sometimes.
pieceomeat 2 years ago
What the hell nationality isn't considered retarded sometimes? Especially when judged by such a small demographic; being those who view Tom Green on YouTube.
kenzopowrm 2 years ago
Lol he looks like he's having a seizure.
choachi2 2 years ago
In the animals scenes, that was epic. All those cool animals.
CrusaderU2K 2 years ago
Daddy would you like some saus-a-ges?
jmeove 2 years ago
tom green dropped on the head when he was a baby. still funny ass hell tho
ebrn01 2 years ago
Nah, he's acting. His real self is the same way, but he knows how ridiculous he is. Nowadays he's not funny because he's more mellow, proving haters wrong about him needing to mature up to be funny.
eviltube1111 2 years ago 3
here in canada our milk is 90 percent of the time bought in litre bags.....3 in a pack....does anyone else's country do that?????
giiwed 2 years ago
England uses bottles =]
HordeFTL 2 years ago
yes when im in chile i buy milk in bags :D
davidgunz 2 years ago
WHERE do we buy milk in bags? You must be from the Eastern side of the country, because I've never seen them in BC, Alberta, Sask, or Manitoba so...not 90% haha.
StuntedJubJub 2 years ago
well i don't know if anywhere has it for sure besides northern ontario where i live........and since southern ontario and northern ontario are like 2 different places i dont even no if they gopt it in south ontario
giiwed 2 years ago
I live in New-Brunswick and we have em!
samu999 2 years ago
oh i just remembered tom shot all this stuff in southern ontario so they prolly do
giiwed 2 years ago
ahhh you ontario people lol
StuntedJubJub 2 years ago
I used to live in ontario and you could buy them there :P
sweetenedicedtea 2 years ago
dude milk bags are everywhere
Iceberqe 2 years ago 2
what the fuck.
LittlezDDR 2 years ago
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LOL funny shit...check out my videos that are most likly a little more immature then this lol
TheAnimalBrigade 2 years ago
hmmm
hardrockvideo 2 years ago
do you like my soft soft bodyyy
sonofkikkoman 2 years ago
whatever happened to mike bullard that nigga die or somethin.
faxstax 2 years ago
ahahahaha rules
mrkd 2 years ago
he sooooo rules !
OUCHEN1900 2 years ago
ali g too
he will give you a huge lol
OUCHEN1900 2 years ago
no.
Hyounaga 2 years ago
yes.
OUCHEN1900 2 years ago
no.
Hyounaga 2 years ago
yes.
OUCHEN1900 2 years ago
no.
Hyounaga 2 years ago
yes.
OUCHEN1900 2 years ago
no.
Hyounaga 2 years ago
yes
cowmancheese 2 years ago
no.
fatpoodle 2 years ago
arent you tired ??
yes yes yes yes
oui oui oui oui
si si si si si si si
acha acha acha acha
naam naam naam naam
and my special one ;
yyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssss
ouchen23 2 years ago
with oxymen .......he was like dying
hhhhhhahahaha
OUCHEN1900 2 years ago
hahahahahaha
mrkd 2 years ago
his best shit when it was only air in ottawa
snakeob 2 years ago
omg i miss tom green so much. his show was hilarious and so original. i miss the 90s.
ohsnapitsvic2 2 years ago 3
Tom is O.G.. this is before Bam's punk ass...
punkwarlord 2 years ago
Bam is a failure.
Fucking cunt.
Kurtisgod1 2 years ago 4
agreed
sic666maggot 2 years ago
fuck yeah
sic666maggot 2 years ago
And they all way go its the way we go.... and away we go... yeehaw.
sparkycorry 2 years ago
your mad because im spilling animal crackers? Dad theirs crap all over the floor
jimmyhammon 2 years ago
90's were the best, i may be 15 but i love the 90's, the music and shows, and tom green is the shit
IrishBill13 2 years ago
he made alot of money off mtv he was huge in the 90s, yuor just a douch
er3012 3 years ago
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lunchboxaro 3 years ago
and it worked
screwston713ivan 3 years ago 6
at least he tried
OUCHEN1900 3 years ago
he's like the most multi talented guy. and is the fucking funniest man on earth
grunntalll 3 years ago
his parents seem happy to have goats inside, like bams parents they must of got some money. I think hes great anyways.
pabstman57 3 years ago
who ever sold tom those animals obviously didn't kno who he was
6Radiohead9 3 years ago
tom`s mom is so hot
yackoplasma 3 years ago
Hahaha! ok.
MMA3013 3 years ago
you pervert
OUCHEN1900 3 years ago
3:20 ROFLOL!!!!!!
supasole72 3 years ago
That guy paved the way for bam, and all the people in jackass!! He is the best in my opinion!!! I would like to see more of his old stuff. It's hard to find!!
LGSAUSAGE 3 years ago 7
XD Tom Green is a fucking psycho, and it's amazing. ♥
UserRED13 3 years ago 4
tom greens mom is sort of hot, i probably would do her
rkent06 3 years ago
you are a freak!
ekzorcist 3 years ago
._. That's mean. He's just a ridicuilous comedian, that's all. ♥
UserRED13 3 years ago
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grunntalll 3 years ago
his parents must be very easy going to put up with a son like that haha. i cant imagine if i did that to my parents car!
angrywhitewomen 3 years ago
o shit that 4 50 i remember that one lmao
upstreammiami 3 years ago 2
ctm xD aagaghgaagaggaaghahghaha
federnak 3 years ago
1.53
NICE!
CrissLHB 3 years ago
is he drunk all the time?
zabby123456789 3 years ago
He was drunk once, it wasn't funny, now that's a drink responsibly video xD
EyesTheDevil 3 years ago
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CalvinTubeyou 3 years ago
lmfao. 3:19 gets me laughing hard every time
Sizlak2024 3 years ago
Every time I feel down somehow, I watch this video, and it all goes away! I love this guy! I wonder how his childhood was, lol.
MARCASTIC 3 years ago 7
the slut mobile is awsome!!! i remember that one.
alsippi17 3 years ago 4
Tom Green has the world's most patient parents.
BrendanIsCool 3 years ago 3
i wonder why drew barrymore left this guy :D
lolonolo 3 years ago 9
i mean very!
GetSome5410 3 years ago
"i'm so pretty!" haha
what's he putting on himself at 3:06?
GetSome5410 3 years ago
oxymen
bixby1982 3 years ago
i gotcha, thanks
GetSome5410 3 years ago
Oxymen - because it make soooft ^^
WebSurfer30 3 years ago
it makes your body feel so soooooooft!!!!!!!!
bixby1982 3 years ago
LMFAOL 3:20
ironklit 3 years ago
LOOOOOOOOL hahahaa
Henneth 3 years ago
good ol tom
kurtc0841n 3 years ago
dude tom green is the man. lol
mitchman69 3 years ago 3
tom green plays the most disturbing girl ever LOL
towerofdave 3 years ago 2
someone please post tom green poop on the microphone
okguy65 3 years ago 3
yeah someone needs to post poo on the microphone b/c it's one of the all time funniest things ever!
jratliff3 3 years ago
I agree %100 percent we demand the poop on the microphone bit haha
SavagesInMyTown 3 years ago 2
Tom Green is sick XD
kamelsmugglaren 3 years ago
Can everyone explain to me, why he went from this, to what he does now? Did he have a stroke or something? I mean, he does some lame-ass talk show now.... it's shit.
NoobSawsage 3 years ago 4
i don't know what happened to Tom. But I still like him, sort of. Because of the laughs he used to give me
achmedlolol 3 years ago 2
hahaha oh my god so she DOES like lesbians! xD
MOEcru 3 years ago
Tasty corn
superkillerbob 3 years ago
lol good job blanking out the slut mobile lol i saw it in plain sight lol ha i love tom green
PorQueBelfs 3 years ago
it's so dumb but it makes me laugh damn harder than almost anything
ProjectBlueBook88 3 years ago 2
i want the "oxgen" clip sepperatly where can i find it? please help.
Muenstersfinest 3 years ago
Lol, the end: "I never said I don't like lesbians, I just don't want them on my car!"
ultimate24ultima 3 years ago 6
lolz
Ferroman1 3 years ago
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Was he dropped on his head as a baby? Something malfunctioned. Maybe he's be funny if I was drunk, naw, just silly.
venniey 3 years ago
Tom's parents are awesome.
mikedough2 3 years ago 4
omg that car is very graphic XD
catwomanjellicle 3 years ago
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this guy is such a nob, this is not funny
umpalumpa2oo7 3 years ago
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die a horrible death
oogliet 3 years ago