Geologists the coolest and sexiest men alive

[theprincessSHWAN]

GEOLOGIST rocks!!

[Hydr0Carb0n]

Who wouldn't want to be a geologist?! Pfff.

[ojacietam]

@Hydr0Carb0n je*ać geografię!

[TheLira70]

@Hydr0Carb0n me.

[HorseCents]

Geologists who believe in "Peak Oil" are hippie geeks who don't know God's bounty.

[sexylund4u]

u guys r morons, they're obviously poking fun at geologists being the exact opposite of this hunk

[domagoj89]

@sexylund4u haha very funny comment, dr. Obvious :)))

[KuazmiGoomie]

HEEL YEAH!!!! :DD

[NorthForkFisherman]

Geologists know how to whet your apatite.

[orion1anon]

He sounds more like a geotechnical engineer.

[ollekbollek1]

so true!!!

[FMC1971]

Paleonthologists not included hahahaa

[frozenstrawbs]

im a geologist who wants to sit on my dick?

[Politicimo]

Geologists know what makes the bedrock.

[GermanicusAC]

That's right that's exactly what geologists are like. Geology Rocks!

[SteveTheViking88]

This glacier is rubbish... in fact it's plucking schist...

[webbiefolife]

2 people obviously aren't rock heads

[saushine]

and applied for geologirls too :)

[19Szabod91]

OMG, I just realized that  I'm one of them :DD

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[osalam89]

Gneiss post!

[Chokingonlifesavers]

@osalam89 hey, just because there are a lot of puns in geology doesnt mean you can take them for granite;)

[MrMushroom33]

@Chokingonlifesavers Hahaha.

[Chokingonlifesavers]

i wanna be a geologist some day, except im a girl lol

[kayjay8]

@Chokingonlifesavers well that certainly shouldn't stop you. There are a lot of us female geologists. Working in a male dominated field means more guys around :)

[Chokingonlifesavers]

@kayjay8 haha i like guys around:)

[PrincessGiselle01]

@Chokingonlifesavers lol....dont need to be a guy to be a geologist :D im one of the girliest girls i know n im in university to be one :D

[Chokingonlifesavers]

@PrincessGiselle01 nice!! is the geology course really hard?

[osirus5891]

@Chokingonlifesavers It's spelled "gneiss" not "nice" everybody knows that! lol

[Chokingonlifesavers]

@osirus5891 hahahahahahaha woow!XD

[PrincessGiselle01]

@Chokingonlifesavers nope its not really hard :) its a lot of work and not necessarily easy but i wouldnt say that hard :D n u'll get to love it!

[SIG551P]

There was a study several years ago that surveyed penis size by profession, the Geologists took the top spot, with an average of 8". I emphasize, average.

[mohdhazimmusa]

@SIG551P Who did the study? seriously??? I thought male stripper or any profession involved with porn stuff... well, if it is so, i have to agree due to the fact that I'm a geologist... :-P

[GeologistRob]

this is so accurate

[jonsi1988]

After a thorough examination I have come to the conclusion that due to the shape and grain size distribution (poorly sorted), along with the presence of rope, wooden breccia and four hooved legs, that this is glacially deposited end till. It was deposited at the end of the last glacial era or at the start of the holocene period when the glaciers began to retreat. :)

[volcortaylo]

@jonsi1988 yeah dude.. ive also finished my first year studying geoscience/geology at university (Y)

[jonsi1988]

@volcortaylo hehe, hope you stick to it :) im halfway through my second year now .... its a great field of study.

[secundadonna]

@jonsi1988 breccia can be wooden? Did I miss a lecture, haha.

[jonsi1988]

@secundadonna it's called a joke, joke's aren't bound by the laws of truth or physics.... if you want to over-analyse then have fun but it wasn't meant for quotation in a scientific paper :D

[secundadonna]

@jonsi1988 I know it was a joke. I'm a third year in a honours' geology programme after all. :)

[zumperov]

We Rock!

[pkerriga]

PLANT SCIENCE!!!

[eier]

buried alive...under a poorly consolidated finely laminated shale deposited in a low-energy deep water environment

[OrangeTang666]

I knew there was a reason i wanted to be a geologist when i grew up!

[maroza07]

@OrangeTang666 hi 5 buddy

[constanking]

Yes we are! hahahahah

[kuhlkiwi]

LOL

[JembaMaster]

TRUE!!!!

[MangaSt]

I'm a Italian geologist xD

[nwille666]

Geology rulez... I new i choose the right profesion

[nacht98]

what about biologists???

[jamoca15]

I'm a prospective Geologist. I'm really looking forward to university in September =]

[scienceboy2007]

wooo go geologists XD

[suelemserra]

a geologia é foda pra caralho!

[phlegmaticnerd13]

hahaha....this is why i never regretted to major in geology :D

[SeventhHarmonic]

geologists know how to make the bed rock. oh yeah!

[brinleyhall]

yeah we are

[karlkarlkarl1234]

Is this taking the piss? Most likely.

Am studying geology, if you become a FT Geologist you get to travel everywhere and earn a heaps (here in Australia). There are also may instances where they become heads of large mining firms, like Andrew Forrest who became the richest man here. Plus it is incredible interesting -- even moreso than biology imho.

[aaron87a]

its just so true

[6amo7a]

looool even girls loool

[0peth0]

proud to be geologist!

[srushaggs]

Geologist do get all the ladies, can't argue that.

[judosinger]

Speaking as a female geologist, I have to admit that I do love my geology boys!!!!! :)

[secundadonna]

@judosinger You know it, girl!

[Bolsillo89]

@judosinger soooo true....after some years in college they get better, more dirtier and hotter ]=)

[Drifterzz89]

@srushaggs tryed that :D

[GeoUG]

Hell yeah! This is the reason why I do geology. Because im sexxy with my hammer and my hiking boots and my notebook and my GPS and my plastic bags and my...stuff.

[bazzman13]

gps!?

we just use maps...

man your a flash geologist

[Friendo108]

bazzman13, hell yeah, we're old school geologists, none of this electronic crap :D

I've never felt sexier as a geologist

[Overdraught]

Lmao at the comments below!

geologists are hot n sexy beauts ;)

[durock7]

A truer statement has never before been spoken.

[importedmusic]

It was a shame he didn't:

1) Take the strike and dip of the beds

2) Take a rock sample

3) Write it in his field notebook!

[Ginganteng]

hahaha..

good one!! are you sure it'z sedimentary rock?

[masonbu0]

if you are an engineer, you actually get your geology sexy/coolness revoked...because you give into the supreme prepness of engineering. Only true dorks are Geologists, any sign of engineering means you are a poser geologist.

[happyclappy88]

as much as i and everyone else hates him i just dont think i can justify the spilt blood why trying to get our deposit back on the house...

[happyclappy88]

im a geologist and we are so cool it hurts!

[JCMiniconn]

engineering geologists are like bisexuals... they really can't decide that gets them...

[realcelestialphoenix]

too right too true

[senprekambrium]

Engineering geologists are even cooler and sexier!