Dappy Offends Phill Jupitus - Never Mind The Buzzcocks Preview - BBC Two

[KristofskiKabuki]

I'm sure when he came back he said something like "I just needed to get a coffee".

[DevilsGamez]

Its people like him that make Britain shit, little childish twat.

[bloocuttlefish]

Dappy is an idiotic cunt. Simple.

[rozzienurseface]

what did he actually say to offend him?

[immybob09]

@rozzienurseface well phil is on the large side too so it will affect him

[WispyHauntySpirit]

its all right ... Dappy can't read.

[MercerLSRP]

I love the way he waddled off, it made me laugh.

[Pokaboooo]

wtf is dappy? not alien or sutin at all.

[MykeMetyll]

Who the fuck is Dappy?

[warriorfightsforcake]

What series/episode number is this?

[MrCjgv93]

@warriorfightsforcake series 23 episode 8, its in the description :P

[Tilaron]

Don't blame Bill Bailey for leaving at all :(

[MizzLorit]

and this is what happens to you when you take too many drugs kids, you become as stupid as dappy...

[SmileForInsanity]

@MizzLorit Maybe we should make a series of government funded adverts to try and stop the drugs problem - they could just be clips of Dappy.

[ChainsawVsGod]

@MizzLorit

Dappy is stupid because he's a no good chav. Not because of drugs.

[Sam93Brown]

Phil is so much funnier than some people realise

[SONYxxLEGION]

has he done a preston cuz if he has lol dappys a geg

[MeonProductions]

Guy number four could walk home and say "I high-fived Phil Jupitus" if that isn't awesome I don't know

[cactussandwich44]

Wow, really not a smart one that Dappy fellow is he?!

[TheSnappy121]

OMG WATSON IS HOSTING!

[HarrysSecret]

Dappy looks really ill.

[7eUAn7]

Everyone here is such hypocrites, everyone says "oh NMTB is based on everyone making fun of each other" but now everyone is saying Dappy is getting 'bullied'? make up your mind.

[RedFlame19]

@7eUAn7 THUMBS UP

[kcsarah]

I really dont like Dappy.

[QuirkyGirl12345]

Do you feel I can use Phil's breakdown as a chance to go to the toilet? xx

[mushroom1212]

Aw, Dappy is dim, but he puts up with it all. He isn't an arse on purpose, he just doesn't know bless him.

[SavatageBeast]

This "dappy" was pwned and he didn't even know it..

[WolfProductions93]

Ha, the Hobbit is hosting

[supermanpop3]

He raped the music industry..

[purplenurps]

Shit man the way people are talking they would of thought that dappy raped someone

[Grymligast]

Never has someone been more aptly named. Actually, Dappy Cunt would be a better name.

[CharlotteL1029]

daddy is literally too dumb to insult

[sonetlumiere12345678]

Im guessing dappy didn't see charlie brookers ndubz critique on screenwipe. 

[ToumaFanGurl]

"Can I use Phil's break down to go to the toilet?" Noel not really the time but very funny.

[Muddy100]

@ToumaFanGurl u do realise phil was taking the piss?

[ToumaFanGurl]

@Muddy100 of course i do

[hugginghannah]

@ToumaFanGurl you can see that phil is doing this for a laugh and that the vbait was taken, and that noel is also taking the piss and adding to the who;e comedic reaction.

[ToumaFanGurl]

@hugginghannah exactly i love this show so much

[connorp241387]

Loved the hand wipe 1:58

[e7l13]

Dappy is to stupid to realise how stupid he is.

[richjohnc]

what an idiot! how the hell did he think phil was being serious.

[Be4TinGyoU]

Anyone who doesn't get that phil was just messing around when he walked out is a serious simpleton, end of.

[MrEvilgecko]

@Be4TinGyoU that`ll be Dappy then XD

[yateslucy]

Dappy offends everyone man...

Sweet, sick, man

[SheepAteMyFanBoys]

Ah Dappy.

What a hilariously stupid boy.

[ambiamusic]

1:56 - Haha! I love how Charlie wipes his hand on the table after touching Dappy.

[BigBoy5188]

haha love it when dappys says ,, blummin or what ever itis !

[goth1agw1omw]

He may not do as much stand up as he used to, but something like this shows Phil Juptitus' comedic talent and particularly his timing. Without saying a word and simply standing up and walking away he not only got a cheap one off laugh but managed to get a longer gag by way of knowing Dappy would completely misconstrue the situation.

[itsallreal]

@goth1agw1omw Phil jupitus is a shit comedian, terrible.

[goth1agw1omw]

@itsallreal You're allowed your opinion.

[JDLupus]

@goth1agw1omw But it's a shit one :D

[MsIsabelleKF]

@itsallreal Please, by all means; blow us away with your quick wit and stellar timing.

[itsallreal]

@MsIsabelleKF Do you seriously think phil jupitus is funny?

[nem616]

@itsallreal I do... as does everyone in the audience who laugh at his jokes, and the producers who keep him on the show, and everyone who goes to his gigs. He's a professional comedian... pretty difficult to pull that off if no one finds you funny.

[itsallreal]

@nem616 do you not find it strange he's never on anything besides qi or the buzzcocks? He's obviously drinking buddies with some bigwig in bbc. the man is not funny. He tries too hard.

[nem616]

@itsallreal he's not on anything YOU watch besides QI or Buzzcocks. He's actually in an awful lot of stuff if you ever take the time to look him up. He's done a few of his own stand up shows, he's been on many Radio 4 programmes as well as hosting his own show on 6 music. He's had columns in magazines and been in west end shows here in England. He goes to most of the big comedy and music festivals to do both his improv with the comedy store players and his comedic poetry which is a right hoot.

[SausageMunchingNinja]

Noel is too funny haha xD

[MLGOriginalN00B]

to anybody who didnt watch the full episode, phil wasnt actaully offended it was a joke and he comes back

[ThatOtherSophie]

what an asshole. Sorry, but wow.

[AndTheWailers]

is he trying to be american gangster or is he just retarded??

[SheepAteMyFanBoys]

@AndTheWailers Both.

[matklstrength]

this is what you call getting ninja trolled my friends.

[chocolate3261]

I love dappy, he is so bloody funny.

[batemanatorrr]

'Do you think I could use Phil's breakdown as a chance to go to the toilet?' LOL.

[DraigProductions]

Greatest high 5 of all time.

[qurayza]

Dappy is nothink and always will be the wigger

[MrFreshpot]

dappys a cunt

[Jawseymeister]

Phil doing a Preston much? :p

[WillShakespeare2007]

How does Phil Jupitus get work. He is in his 50's and has the sense of humour of a 15 year old. The guy is never ever funny.

[cheezytaz]

@WillShakespeare2007 Then don't fucking watch, no ones forcing you too

[WillShakespeare2007]

@cheezytaz - There are other people on the show you foul mouthed fool.

[cheezytaz]

@WillShakespeare2007 Yes, but why watch a clip with Phill Jupitus' name in the title if you don't like Phill Jupitus? You're just here to complain like every other loser on the internet.

[JustSomeNextGuy]

Phil is always funny and dappy is always a good sport on buzzcocks.

[StarbuyPWNDyou]

Phil is such a lad.

[dan11009]

dont care for his tunes, but he is always a good laugh on buzzcocks

[donnywillo]

was he for real ?

[faitooo]

he needs to stop saying bloomin

[LuLovieLu]

was phil serious???

[TheRoute19]

@LuLovieLu. Read the top comment. He did this to get a reaction out of Dappy, who is having the shit ripped out of him without knowing it (mentioned below). Result: Piece of TV Gold

[TheXboxNutjob]

@TheRoute19 Correct ,it was gold.. ugh. I was in tears lol :-P :-L

~Olly

[connorlat]

dappy is such a untalented cunt

[dinaklarisse]

I love Dappy on buzzcocks, he's always been a good sport

[ShnuckFuckle]

'dappy' is literally getting bullied without even realising it 

[SebastienCade]

Whoa that band sucks.

[bobsgames]

Tool

[Mooshuuful]

"Has he done a preston?" Only funny thing that twat said.

[michaelb3197]

Dappy is such a wee self obssed prick.

[bigballbubblehead]

hahahhahahhahahah perfect

[antd2008]

its a shame they didn't include the part where he walked back and said "sorry i left the oven on" or SUTIN along those lines.

[thekarzycheif]

i would have just invited number 4 to become team captain

[CoHOCD]

It seems like people don't realize that Phil jokes about his weight on this show all the time. He was doing it for comedy. He wasn't actually upset.

[90ShaneE]

Phil made Dappy who like a right dumbass and the others were just playing along with it lol great

[cheatingwanker]

As if he's pissed off, he's a pro comedian

[happyhappy85]

PHIL!

[MrOrangeyorange]

Phil jupitus is my neighbor!!

[iKnowEverythingiDo]

@MrOrangeyorange Then so am I... small world!

[marksoutof10]

@MrOrangeyorange So he lives in America now, does he?

[MrOrangeyorange]

@marksoutof10 how does he live in america

[MrOrangeyorange]

Phil jupitus is my m

[somethunder86]

Was Phil Jupitus seriously pissed or was it just for show?

[kriss430]

has he done a preston?

[GrrrrScoops]

1:50 dappy looks like he's gunna cry !! bless him

[Mezworld]

Believe it or not, this is part of my English homework.

[jumpinjax12]

Dear the majority of you watching this video: Phil is a comedian, he did this just to get a reaction from Dappy and the audience. If you watch any previous Buzzcocks episodes or anything Phil is in he often takes the piss out of his own weight or others do the same. The irony that Phil was trying to get across was that Dappy is the one usually getting the piss ripped out of him on comedy panel shows. That's it.

[BrendanStuart]

@jumpinjax12 sure, but there is the flip side,where dappy is an obnoxious dickhead. im pretty easy with my weight too, but there are some people, ike dappy, who i would have very little tolerance for

[TheVelectronic1]

@jumpinjax12 It's sad that most people don't get this, it's pretty obvious stuff.

[CliveDizzleD1]

@jumpinjax12 obviously!

[stevef1717]

Dappy you are a little prick!

[AbiTulisasArmyy]

@stevef1717 Shut the fuck up.

[stevef1717]

@AbiTulisasArmyy Lol ok kid, your mummy wont like you using that bad language, tut tut -.-

[AbiTulisasArmyy]

@stevef1717 Kid?.. Wowee judging.

[conor131991]

@AbiTulisasArmyy Dappy is the most annoying little cunt i have had to listen to or watch. deal with it.

[AbiTulisasArmyy]

@conor131991 None asked you to watch or listen.

[MuseicianX]

its the dude whos playing bilbo wow

[zimmermjaz]

if you watch enough english panel shows, you eventually learn a lot about people like phil, and this is just jupitus joking around. dont think ive seen a show with him in it in which he doesnt point out his weight to everyone!

[S3CT1ON]

Martin Freeman will make a fine Bilbo Baggins

[SHOCKERARSENAL]

? What? He offended number 4, not phil, so why is he angry?

[starstruckKT]

@SHOCKERARSENAL It's a matter of weight I think.

[vishal676]

what happened after this?!

[snakesruleLMR]

@vishal676 Phill came back a while later and gave Dappy a hug. He was just joking around.

[vishal676]

@snakesruleLMR oh right cool cool.

[49Ibanez]

Can someone please explain to him how hats work...

[HellsLeeWay]

Charlie Brooker is my guilty pleasure in life <3

[AlexLong1000]

Martin Freeman is pure brilliance.

[123dandan96]

does anyone have a link for this episode I can't find it anywhere :/

[gitsays]

@123dandan96  "Nickfromfulham" uploads all of the episodes and put them into neat playlists. This is from Series 23 Episode 08.

[123dandan96]

@gitsays im subscribed :D but he only has part 2 I think they have all been taken down for copyright or something

[gitsays]

@123dandan96 Just try again - because I saw the whole episode on his channel earlier today. And I can still watch it. Good Luck!

[123dandan96]

@gitsays no luck it said it's blocked in my country but i live in Wales so i dont understand that :/

[gitsays]

@123dandan96 Too weird! I'm in Sweden and I can watch it! Search for it on "letmewatchthis" (just do a google search). The episode's there and works - I checked.

Good Luck!

[123dandan96]

@gitsays okay thankyouu :)

[RustlessPotato]

@123dandan96 Because the BBC doesn't recognise Wales. Just like it doesn't believe in Belgium. So i'm technically non existant !

[123dandan96]

@RustlessPotato Do you know where Wales is? It's in the U.K! We make programs for the bbc such as doctor who and torchwood lol I can watch everything else it's just this one part :/

[RustlessPotato]

@123dandan96 I know I know. I was just joking :P.

[stonedfish11]

What a touchy twat walking out like that .

I never thought he belonged on that show , and the only reason he lasted so long is because the producers probably didn't have the heart to tell him to piss off .

It's different when he's taking the piss out of people though .

[SmudgedPaint]

@stonedfish11 It was a joke that Phil walked off. Everyone on that show takes the piss out of Dappy (and they have done on every episode Dappy has been in) so they wanted to see his reaction.. have you not seen the full episode? He walks back on after this clip cuts out. He belongs on that show because of his comedic talent and his stunning one-liners.

[stonedfish11]

@SmudgedPaint

Yeah I knew he didn't actually walk off the show like preston . but I thought he walked off and came back in protest of the fat joke .

No I haven't seen this episode . This show was at it's peak when simon hosted it and I've only seen very few of the guest hosted episodes .

Yeah phil has his moments here and there , but I still think that seat could be filled with a proper comedian .

[priamyvate]

im so sorry, i just left a pie in the oven

[Marshykid09]

SUTIN!!

[MindEuphoric]

Number 2 is Notch before Minecraft



[caziad]

@MindEuphoric type in 'Preston walks off never mind the buzzcock' and It'll make sense :)

[MarshallMusicUK]

Doing a Preston??

[FillionDollarSmile]

Ahahha i love Noel "Do you think i can use Phils breakdown as a chance to go to the toilet ?"

[davemancable]

Have to say I don't like Dappy, but I remember Phil Jupitus ripping it out of Tinchy Strider for only being about 5ft tall....Tinchy Strider can't grow any taller, but Phil Jupitus could lose weight - bit of a hypocrite.

[TalonMercenary]

Number 4 could break that kid in half

[goldentempah]

2:26 thats will from the inbetwenners

[mkobismee]

what episode is this??

[mkobismee]

I just want to throw something at Dappy's head. Y'know?

[94CHL]

That Phill is such a cunt, he's not funny in the slightest.

[ThiswayupIOW]

@94CHL I forgot how hilarious Dappy is... 

[94CHL]

@ThiswayupIOW coolbeanz.

[TheRandyChimp]

@94CHL Because you're a shining beacon of humanity aren't you? Right? You're definitely not a CUNT are you? And might I add, you're hilarious too! I mean, the way you put a sentence into the comment box and hit post? Comedy gold, how long did it take you to think that one up?

[94CHL]

@TheRandyChimp Wow, you're a grumpy one arn't you?! Calm down, it was just my opinion babes, theres no need to cry about it!

[TheRandyChimp]

@94CHL Oh get over yourself, I was having a rant! Besides which, it's my opinion that I'm right and you're wrong, so I sort of win on an immoral and cynical lesson. Babes!

[94CHL]

@TheRandyChimp You know what, i'll let you have your glory of 'winning' whatever it is where meant to be competing for, i can tell you have a extremely dull life, so if this brightens it up a bit, im glad to have helped :-)

[TheRandyChimp]

@94CHL Lol, your comment actually made me smile. Please, don't take what I said seriously, I'm kidding :)

[94CHL]

@TheRandyChimp Awsa goochy goo! you're a grumpy one arn't ya!!

[TheRandyChimp]

@94CHL Now I'm scared.....

[94CHL]

@TheRandyChimp Go have a wank n get over it!

[TheRandyChimp]

@94CHL I...wha....okay?

[TheBurningMan98]

God he is soooooooooooooo dumb...

[1loganhenderson1]

Aw u gotta love him. Cant wait I'm going to see him live. Already seen n-dubz live they were mint so dappy on his own has to be awsum

[ccnnffpp00660077]

No wonder Charlie Brooker looks so happy with himself. Dappy's sat there completely oblivious to the fact that Charlie ripped the shit out of him on one of his shows.

[gazilew]

After seeing this I'm going to have to go out and buy ALL his albums because he is obviously vastly more intelligent than myself!!!!!!

[dinosaursatemyvideos]

Dappy fucking believes it as well!

[wanda190]

dappy's accent is so deep, i dont even know what the comment was......why the trippin...

[SunShineNotAvailable]

@wanda190 - he implies that number 4 couldn't have been in a band 'cause he's overweight and phill jupitus fakes offence :)

[Ollie12398]

CLEARLY he was fucking around, and CLEARLY Dappy is a fucking idiot.

[MrSpoonage]

The joke was on Dappy, Phil wasn't being serious...

[LuLovieLu]

was phil being serious

[GraceUnderPressure1]

@LuLovieLu No, he was messing about because he knew he could take the piss out of Dappy's ignorance.