Dane Cook - Burger King

[paintedball]

I lol ed

[pintchofsalt]

fail

[Aj0ker1]

WHERE IS THE VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!

[Maper555]

been through like 20 videos..

still looking for the ACTUAL VIDEO not just audi

you piece of cunt

disliked

[XXxCrazyCatXX]

and the pickles...AND THE PICKLES....

[KR1K3N2]

Dane:Welcome to Burger King may i take your order?

Chubaka:WHOPPERRR!!!!

Dane:Sir,

Chubaka:WHOOPER NO ONION LARGE FRIES!!!!1

[SheShadowFire]

and the pickels and the pickels AND THE PICKELS

aparently you want so pickels ...

that made me LOL so hardD

[angelkisses1991]

Lmaooo but yea I hate it when they speak so softly that you cant.hear them and.then they get mad that u cant hear them

[ImSpidey2]

WHOPPER, NO ONION, LARGE FRY!!!

[hottiejohnny811]

mam r u trying to molest me via drive through LMFAO

[MrDunken77]

CHICKEN TENDER WITH SOUR SaUCE ALL OVER MY BODY!!!

[townshend445]

RIP

[therealJKLOL]

i'll come up there,man

[AnimeAngle37]

CHICKEN TENDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Christowf3r]

WWWWWHHHOOPPPERRR!!!!!,hello,W­HHOOOPPERR NOOO OOONIIONN LARRGE FRYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[reggie46404]

I feel the same way dude. He has got to be my favorite comedian of the 21st century for sure.

[JaredBohan31]

That's sweet n sour sauce in my pussy. Not all over my body

[machinegundevin]

sweet sauce all over my body

[skitttles456]

lol at 0:14! nahahaha!

[BinkySkittleson]

Okay, for I minute I swore I saw Dane Cook blink. O_o

[CaptainRidley]

This is when Dane Cook used to be good. Before he started stealing jokes.

[LazieGamer1]

ok maam drive around someone get some sauce hurry come on she wants it her way!!

[LazieGamer1]

sweet sauce all over my body.



[LazieGamer1]

alright maam apparently you want some pickles.

[LazieGamer1]

WHOPPER WHOPPER NO ONION LARGE FRY!!!!!

[LazieGamer1]

he thought he was the burger king you know wut im sayin.

[TheVANSxFAN]

are you trying to malest me via drive thru? HHHHHEEEEELLLLLLOOOOO!!!!!!!! and some chicken tenders xD

[Blindknyttstories]

yoshi:Pickles yum

[LeftMeTizzy]

And the picklessssss

[Deyviaedra]

29 people didn't get it their way.

[GypsyAssasin123]

sweet and sour sauce all over my body!

[WoWiMARaMzFaN]

@GypsyAssasin123 in the real version he actually says sweet and sour sauce all over my pussy...

[1977jnasty]

Anyone who hates on Dane Cook can eat a gigantic cock, followed by a whole jar of PICKLES, hopefully choking to death in the process.

[Laharlrocks]

WHOOOOOOOOOOPER! WHOOOOOPER NO ONION LARGE FRIEEEEEEEESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[TheRatchet321]

omg put on the cc button and lister to the pickle lady and see what it says

[eddieusselman]

PICKLES PICKLES PICKLES SHAKES PICKLES CHICKEN TENDERS!!!!!

[handballr15]

Frankly, I don't think he has come close to topping this material!

[axeman1314]

hi welcome to burger king may i take your order? WHOPPER!!

[GWiifanboy]

Hahaha "....and the PICKLES!" It's just the way he says it that makes it so freakin' funny!

[gabbiemeows40]

and the pickles

[VideoGames4TW]

24 people have never had sweet sauce all over their bodies.

[gosgoskate]

the PICKLES

[animemonarch888]

Havent heard this bit in like three years and im still crackin up.

[yoda43]

What a Prick!

[N1CK258606]

@yoda43 same goes to you fucktard

[yoda43]

@N1CK258606 You like dane cook that much, that guy a no talent joke thief, asshat. you realy like this? have you not heard of Bill Hicks.

[MrSpearstony]

@yoda43 uhhhhh eat a dic u punk dane cook is awesome you

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[yoda43]

@MrSpearstony wow supprised you could spell that , well done you

[puppyluv1031]

pickles... xD

[NancyCisneros]

I work at McD's. I can TOTALLY relate.

[ShortNelleStack]

can i have some pickles and uhh a milkshake and uhh some pickles..... haha :P

[bignbeautiful78]

nye hahaha! ill come up there man freakin hilarious

[packerfrk]

23 people had a experience working for burger king

[idiotshavinfun101]

sweet sauce all over my body

okay mam come around somebody get this lady some sauce she wants it her way omg i love that

[idiotshavinfun101]

sweet sauce all over my body

okay mam come around somebody het this lady some sauce she wants it her way omg i love that

[AngelJokerGirl]

[insert funny line from video here]

[ask for pointless thumbs up]

[DivineSilence237]

@AngelJokerGirl That was good. That was smart. I ALMOST gave you a thumbs up. lol

[Plankner]

@AngelJokerGirl

"insert funny line from video here"

lol, gl m8 :P

[UruharaLamperouge]

everyone type gift before youtube kk

[seelder]

ha ha ha.... HAHAHAHA!!!!!

[lollypop13311]

the pickles.... the pickles.... and the PICKLES...and some PICKLES!

maam i dont know what youre saying are you trying to malest me via drivethrough WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!

XD LOOOOL

[99ronndk]

0:11 freakin hilarious

[uMybichNow]

Hahaha molest via drive through! Haha

[emagdali]

he thought he was the burger king! LOLOLOLOLOL!

[courtneymichellehill]

and chicken tenders lol rotflmao lol

[stephuuuou]

AND THE PICKLES~ THE PICKLES~ THE PICKLES~ AND THE PICKLES~

HE THOUGHT HE WAS THE BURGER KING , lol XD

[NoorDeidara]

LOL! WHOPERRRRR!!

[level27xrock]

Its funny as shit because all of us watching now, who actually do work at fast food places know that it's all damn true!

[talitacumi2457]

chewbacca! LOL LOL

[ilikepie779]

WHOPPER!....WHOPPER NO! ONION...LARGE FRY

[Frankkiiieeee]

I took a drink of water at :58 and then spat it all over my monitor due to laughter :')

[DarkAngelNica]

WHOPPER.

xD

[smarte10]

C'mon she wants it her way!!

[16JujuBee]

HAHAHAHA, this is my ultimate favorite!

[mikk341]

@TomehLove A-FUCKIN-MEN

[bp6767]

WHOOOPPPPEERRR!!!!!!!! Lmao

[DIRTDIGGLER28]

daniel tosh is better

[YummyTacoz909]

THIS GUY IS FUCKING HILARIOUS, I DON'T CARE WHAT THE FUCK YOU CUNTS SAY!

thumbs up if you agree with me and hate these fuckin cunts.

[alx3610]

hahahahaha Man dane cook is so funny

[ezra3203]

@ gg313: fuck you.

[TheKatherinenaylor]

wow this is so fun ny I worked at burger king and he aintl ying

[dustnesko]

WHOPPER NO ONIONS LARGE FRY

[funnyisI]

was that snooki saying she wanted pickels?

[gg313]

im sorry but what you find funny is a representation of who you are. if you like this you have problems.

[TomehLove]

@gg313 If you laugh at little girls being chopped up into small pieces you have problems. If you laugh at 9/11, you have problems. If you laugh at rape, you have problems.

If you laugh at a comedian presenting comedy, you're a normal human being.

If you criticise people and genuinely believe their opinions are a judgement of who they are, then you're just a cunt, and nothing else.

[daiskae]

@TomehLove Thank you.

[cortlynncullen]

sweet sauce all ofer my body ohh the pickles the pickles the pickles are you trying to molest me via drive throu" lol lol lol lol

[Tyr360]

Ahahahaa, I'm crying right now. lmfao

[ladycharmer12]

picles and picles wopper and piccles!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MundoFalls]

why does he looks like Jeff Dunham? XDDD

seriously they are almost the same guy!

well.... everything exept the voice XDDDDDDD

[dilwich123]

He sould of stayed in Burger King because Comedy aint his Bag.

[TriggerHappyize]

Why do I have a sudden craving for pickles?

[DaNuka54]

This is so frickin funy LOL

[HollyWood370]

Pretty Funny. Dane Cook Is iight, No Comparison To Katt Williams Tho

[xiKinky]

lmao chicken tenders XDD

[spokish101]

check our vids! we are awesome =D

[ConnorGunn]

@spokish101 Really? Well I better watch them then!...Oh wait they suck, seriously gtfo

[Gymnastics4evr08]

WHOPPPPPPPPPPPPPER

[h0ck3y96]

Hahahahaha we're dealing with burgers not misiles

[LoveIsDead1993]

Hahahahahah! I love Dane Cook xD He's fucking hilarious

[sexysamg]

AND THE PICKLES!

[cowboyzsuk81]

which one is this from?

[sexysamg]

1st shit

[girlinthegreen002]

WHOPPER!

WHOPPER NO ONION!!!

LARGE FRY!!!!!!

x33

[slipknotfan541]

hahahaha ill come up there man

[xxskittlez123xx]

LMFAO! Love the drive through talk xD

[esther589]

@xxskittlez123xx

[DarkSoraMan]

Ma'am are you trying to molest me via drive thru?

[untamedxxvamp]

hahahaha chicken tenders..........and some pickles....lolz

[pedrorfpg]

aand theem pickless,,,, lmfao

[xxxxashleybabexxxx]

HAHAHAHAHAHA. okay ma'am apparently you want some pickels hahaha

[lercha77]

hahahhahahahahaa

[darkshadowskater]

this is funny

[DreamingxFaeriex]

LMFAO!!

[tankcatss]

im going to go to a bk then im gonna trip the little drive through thing and when they say hello can i take your order im going to balistically scream WHOPPER NO ONION!!!!!!! and run away

[0verTheRainbowXD]

Don't forget large fry hehehehe

[Mrreviews101]

My frendd and I always blurt out WHOPPER! WHOPPER NO ONION! Then I go, "Excuse me Chewbacca. I'm bleedin from the ears ears here so let's calm down pochino. We're dealing with food not missiles governor now DRIVE AROUND!

[Bluenite0100]

are you trying to molest me via drive through

[NonaBear10]

I love when he mimics the guys laugh and when my older brother orders he yells in a really nasily embarrising voice

[superninga111]

any the pickles!

[IDCWTFMYNAMEIS]

Yeah I'm not gonna lie i didn't laugh Once

[CoolUsername00]

this was halarious im crying :'D

[0adireita]

are you trying to molest me?

[dennyyoung215]

Seriously one of the funniest skits I've seen from him to date!!!!!!

Pickles..................numbe­r 6!

I almost died!!

[theandy1999]

this guy got talent

[JJ388JAr]

lots of movement and sound effects, not many jokes... 1 star

[greenicicle101]

oh shit.... i shoud not have been drinking hot choco

while watching this thing...

[Nastymama04]

some people think he is funny and some people don't! Quit fighting like a bunch of little children! I mean JESUS....people don't want to read a couple of babies lame arguments about "oh i think he's funny" "No you are gay, he is not funny" 'then you do stand up" "oh i will i am so creative" How about this.... you both suck!

[LadyAlister]

@Nastymama04 I know how you feel. I came across some vampire and werewolf clips and Twilight was in every other comment. ''Oh, Twilight ruined this for me'' ''Oh that's not what a werewolf looks like. Twilight . . .'' ''Vampires don't sparkle.'' Ugh. Shut the hell up. No one cares what happens to vampires and werewolves in Twilight or Ann Rice books. Watch the vid and move on. Glad some people still have some common sense.

[ladycharmer12]

@Nastymama04 amen brother

[YummyTacoz909]

@Nastymama04 fuck you

[GenoSkill]

@Nastymama04 No you are gay, he's not funny and your thums up are from assholes

[nr4481]

im laughing so hard i cant breath

[xbellaxXxedwardx]

@nr4481 yeah me 2 lol i almost chocked on laughter i i dont even kno how dat can happen

[Wolfyboy132]

@nr4481 I know what you mean, I died and went to heaven when I saw this, nommin on some Christ Chex watchin Dane Cook...

[TheLordHodne]

I banged my head falling from my chair by laughing.

[BILLYJEANjade]

This man never fails to make me laugh

Seriously

[DaChicken64]

What simple amazes me is that people come to watch these videos, when they hate the other videos that are pretty much the same. Like coming to watch this video with Dane Cook, when they know that they don't like him. WHERE IS THE SENSE IN THAT?! And then the people complain about it. IF IT'S NOT FOR YOU, STAY AWAY. IT'S NOT THAT DIFFICULT TO FIGURE OUT.

[FearNot1823]

so damn funny : )

[xNeverPerfect]

hahaha !!!!!! omg.........

[inamtab]

maaann i think this is the most ive laughed at any youtube video! i had the same problems workin hardees lol gosh i hated it sooo i quit hahaha

[01Zenaku01]

10,000,000 people cant be wrong nigerianrockeRocker hes good

[illownu276]

GO FUCK YOURSELF ROCKER

[NigerianRocker]

you first biaatch

[tytys8er1]

sick vid thnks Runnergal134

[EdwardCullenlover427]

"ma'am are you trying to molest me via drive thru? what are you saying?" lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooo

[sunnybeets2055]

SHE WANTS IT HER WAY!

lmao

[stoddard56]

heès not even that funny

[qcfranck6]

Neither than your mom, by the way it's: he's not heès

[NigerianRocker]

your the man

The most easiest observation,which is all so true

Dane cook is such a waste of ticket money

[FUshudafugup]

YOU ARE SUCH A WASTE OF OXYGEN

[NigerianRocker]

Dane cook is all hype by people whose sense of humor is like a dry toast of bread,

You cant defend this guy his irritating period qll you fans should deal with it

[jsiphanthongs]

If you think Dane Cook sucks then you do stand up comedy then and we'll see if you are better than him.... see? that's what we thought now shut the fuck up.

[NigerianRocker]

Yeah shut the fuck up!!

Don't tell me crap dane cook is as boring and as pointless as it gets

Overall his fucking irritating

[jsiphanthongs]

Then you post up a video of you telling something funnier than Dane Cook then? I want to see if you are more funny than him :)

[jsiphanthongs]

Well fuck, you go gather up an audience that is to your appeal and then you do stand up comedy. Post a video of it too. We want to see if you are creative.. You talk the talk and now you better walk the walk. Let me see you more superior creativeness.

[Cynthia3323]

dane cook is hilarious.... dont know how you can say he's not a comedian.... he gets up there, and makes people laugh... im pretty sure that's what being a comedian is about..

[SuperDarksword]

if you don't like it don't watch it simple let us who like it read quotes from it not you bitching

[supersoccerfreak96]

WOW if you dont think dane cook is funny than your either retared or fuking a faggot

[girlofdoom79]

chickentenders.sweet sauce all over my body

[girlofdoom79]

and the pickles, and the pickles, and the shakes.. and the PICKLES!! roflmao

[avrilsdream]

If you can't tell by listening to Dane Cook that he's not really a comedian, something's wrong.

[Robdee999]

YOUTUBE FIGHT WOOT WOOT

[dayyyuuummm1]

fuckin dane is the man.

[manwithbananaphone]

and the pickles!!!!!!

[bigdaddychang]

WHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPEEEEE­RRRRRRRRRRr

[avrilsdream]

the louder you yell something, the more you repeat it, and the more you jump around, the funnier you are. you don't even have to say anything funny, as this genius exemplifies here. someone should kick him in the ovaries.

[BboyUnik101]

or they could just kick you...i think that would be better...

[avrilsdream]

that was brilliant. seriously? no wonder you like dane cook.

[AquaBlade96]

If you don't like him so much, then why are you watching Dane Cook videos?

[avrilsdream]

to see if he's as horrible as i hear he is. he's worse.

[AquaBlade96]

So why bother announcing to the world you hate him? Just move along, no one really cares what you think about him.