Skyrim [Part 33] - Quests! *clapclap* MORE QUESTS!

[Nzgrym]

Yo dawg, i head that you like getting side-tracked, so i get side tracked while i am side-tracked so i can get side-tracked while i am getting side-tracked.

[fewd1]

Jesse getting sidetracked from being sidetracked XD

[Archkrid]

31:27 How could he take the Amulet of Talos off the dead guy! That enables a Quest Glitch making all Amulets of Talos Quest Items.

[ashyzVIDZ]

Mind Of Madness is a daedera quest its creepy as hell

[ChickenTaco011197]

18:41

Today we stop to honor and reflect the memory of Pvt. Tusky Horker. He served Skyrim's wilds well, fought bravely, and stood by his comrades till the end. Horker, being the greatest warrior of his species, lives on in Sovngarde. We will never forget his valient flop into battle, or the hardy grunts he mustered in his last breath. I salute, Horker, with my helmet off and my sword raised high. May the Eight Divines be with you...

[rocksoff73]

Like he needs a staff lol..he alrdy has a fox

[theclementbrit]

@rocksoff73 yes he must trust in foxy brown!! may she(?) lead you on to greatness!!!!

[pie491]

maybe the captain is Captain Hook!

[darklinkandmario]

JESSE DO THE QUEST MIND OF MADNESS!!!!!! IT GETS YOU TO THE BEST STAFF IN SKYRIM OMG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

[oliveranation]

when he said that he was the pirate king, i thought that then was gonna say "to one piece!!"

[Azgonna]

yo dog, we heard you like diversions, so we added diversions in diversions. ;)

[MLGamer97]

Jesse, you can't be the Pirate King until you defeat Monkey D. Luffy. Thumbs up so he can see this! (not really)

[firestar141]

@MLGamer97 Dangit. I was just about to post something like that.

[fewd1]

@MLGamer97 You don't have to defeat Luffy, you can just get the One Piece

[TheEnglishQuail]

One day I was walking with my so called girlfriend, she gave me her phone, says its my dad. I said this ain't my dad this is a phone I took it AND THREW IT ON THE GROUND!!!

[theifswimer]

"oh dont look at me like that its cute. sick, but cute."

what i say anytime someone stares at me when i'm watching happy tree friends

[theifswimer]

NO YOU CAN NOT BE THE PIRATE KING ONLY LUFFY CAN!!!!!

[dphamler]

jeeze these women are jerks.

[SHADO603]

ONE DIVERSION AT A TIME JESSE!

[MissLFlechsig]

Curved. Swords.

LOLOLOLOL

[MissLFlechsig]

Guys STOP READING!

Ladies.

I am on my period and every time I laugh some sneaks it's way out, HOW HORRIBLE!

I can't even TRY to be happy.

Fuck this.

Guys who are still reading this: wtf? I told you not to...

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!

[deelanders1]

@MissLFlechsig I'm a guy and I shouldn't have read that.

[MissLFlechsig]

@deelanders1 YOU WERE WARNED.

lols

Never havin' kids.

DODODOD

Things that make guys not want kids.

DODODOOOO

(I made up a song/jingle lol)

[xPlusOnex]

27:15 hehe bow chicka wow woow

[xPlusOnex]

Genocide of the Horkers!

[Globilian]

Wait, You got double companioned in the corner, on the Dainty Sload?

[Eviltheclownable]

empty strongbox is empty? thank you captain obvious!

[Maxicus241]

you should take the fine clothes...

they weigh near nothing and are an okay value

[RebelliousToe]

If Skyrim has over 300 hours of gameplay. and Jesse does 45 min videos... then we're looking at a roughly 450 video series.

Is your body ready, fans?

[MrJustinArt]

HAHAHA! "Head overboard!" Nice one, Jesse xD

[CoolBreeze2AND1]

am i the ONLY one who hates the bards >_>

[xXTheCraftyMinerXx]

@CoolBreeze2AND1 Nope I hate 'em too. They're jerks who think there better then everyone...

[650sFinnest]

wow he missed a shot he could of stopped the guys from chopping the dudes head he should of shot an arrow to the guys arm as he was swinging

[ItsSoundwave]

Jessie, they made this button just for you call take all.

It's R.

[StevenTurner92]

22:35 GODDAMNIT YOU MISSED A FLOWER HOW DID YOU MISS IT ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND ? YOU SUCK YOU REALLY DO...

lol

[prooijtje]

@StevenTurner92 you forgot to say how clenched your butthole is right now ;)

[samueltflorb]

Y u no go lighthouse rrr

[MyChocolateLove]

Jesse - Giving you one devertion at a time.

WHAT IS SPELLING?

[Livy191]

"I have learned from thomas"

SHARK BALLS!

[seventhcaustic]

My cousin is out playing Skyrim, and what do I get? Guard duty.

[ShadowPendragon]

Jesse get maras amulet AND GET MARRIED

[xXcomedy147Xx]

it has a NVIDIA GeForce GTX 560M graphic card.

[xXcomedy147Xx]

finaly get skyrim today, game lags like shit on my awsome gameing laptop, and question the universe for the hundreth time . :|

[Holyshirt93]

@xXcomedy147Xx What are the specs of your awesome gaming laptop?

[MrTrollkisser]

FORK HANDLES? GOOD SIR WE ARE TALKING ABOUT FOUR CANDLES! FOUR CANDLES!

[quidnick]

I used to play Skyrim like you, but then my character took an arrow to his knee.

[Brutalyte616]

98 likes and I'm still not in the top comments!? I don't understand. Can someone explain this to me?

[MrMcflooble]

@Brutalyte616 Aliens

[quintustiberius]

Who else thinks that Jesse should have pick pocketed the executioners axe?

[Cilitbangisthebest1]

"I'll leave you two love birds alone, HIHIHIHIHIHI" funniest laugh I've heard in a long time! :D

[Chrisberg1996]

Jesse kills a whole boat of traders, but it's against his morals to steal a book while a cat is looking? what the hell Jesse -__-

[TheWistfulWanderer]

@Chrisberg1996 Corsairs not merchants. Corsairs are pirates.

[vyrion666]

Love your video's man... But Plz You are Dovakhin!!! Use Your shout's!!! FUS ROH DAH!!!!

[MrMcflooble]

@vyrion666 He tends to save them for Dragon fights, guess it just makes him feel more badass.

[ASCIISkull]

It is, it is a glorious thing to be the pirate king.

[zerglingnumber2]

45:00 "HA! I crushed an apple! Take that fruit vendor!"

[Silinrun]

"pompous little fop" why is that so amusing? :P

[Shalazen]

Don't know if it was mentioned. But I'm pretty sure that Meeko is an Irish Wolfhound. So you are safe when wolves attack you Jesse. :)

[OssiaNaisso]

08:40 MAXIMUM BUTT-CLENCH ACHIEVED!

[Brutalyte616]

I like how my comment has nearly a hundred likes and yet it is nowhere near the top.

[Arguingwithmyself1]

Whatever happened to his glass mace?

[Barsee23]

You have shouts you can use you know :3

[h3lix86]

@OMFGcata Fortunately for your channel, and you my favorite show seems to be "Looting with Jesse" and 26 hours still is not enough. I need MOAR!

[roadkill1001]

The firmament (fir-ma-ment) refers to something that was believed to be surrounding the earth in a dome like fashion in Christianity from the dark ages. It was basically to stop the ''water'' from outside the earth from landing on the earth and drowning everything.

[roadkill1001]

Fork handles or four candles?

[HornElement]

8:38

Did you not see that chest? its right there, you're gonna- oh, you're gonna explore behind the chest then get the che- wait why are you walking away from it? You're not leaving the chest are you? Oh, you want to explore the rest then get loots. Okay you're done exploring now get the che- oh my god he did not see the chest. HE IS MOVING AWAY FROM THE CHEST WHY DID YOU NOT SEE THAT CHEST IT WAS RIGHT THERE!

Not a single butt was left unclenched that day.

[roadkill1001]

@HornElement lol

[Hijynx87]

@HornElement GAHHHHHHHHHHHH ILL NEVER BE ABLE TO RELIEVE MYSELF NOW! GAHHHHHHHHHHHGGH!

[Sagitta62]

If there a Dragon in the sky and it woth lands, it flys away, you just follow it and in time it stops and you can have a chance to make it land

[ModernWorld2x]

hey bro! u disobayed my script. at 3:29 u were supoustu say Head over board not man over board. Dont let this happen again...

[harrymumby]

@ModernWorld2x he did sey head over board

[ModernWorld2x]

@harrymumby ... damn.... fing headset

[Furryrascal1]

*sigh* look I love you Jesse but if keep disrespecting the Argonians I´m gonna have to unsub.

All the companions you get are like this, Deerkeethius is no worse

[niehoff2323]

ii need help with the main quest i think the dimond claw door might be gliched becuse at first all the rings where drogons then i went and explored more and i came back and i could move the rings but i cant open the door helpplease

[niall0walsh]

jesse take your usual weapons and armour to tht guy to sneek in

[smcpherson43]

OMG JESSE DO THAT MANS QUEST ITS A DEARIC QUEST !!!

[killercheese101]

OH MAH GAWD, Jesse, you missed a chest in the bottom of the Dainty Sload, it had things in it of worth! *le epic buttclench*

[SilverFairyTale26]

@killercheese101 You noticed that too? XD I was like "Really, Jesse?" lol

[darqrider]

Now to think of it.. i Want to se you jesse to do some more quests rather than exploring and gathering useless stuff... i want to se your reactions, at the crazy wonderful things, that goes on in Skyrim.. Less butterflys more adventures with storylines + quests.

[MovieMatic]

You have 38k gold? FUCKING BUY PROUDSPIRE MANOR IN SOLITUDE!

[TheBananapieking]

ummm jesse i dont think sharks have balls and arent sharks slatwater fish

[MegaMuuk]

Nyanroot :)

[XLR8tor300]

@5maralax5

yeah, but he's after stuff with less weight.

[5maralax5]

did anybody notice the scimitar and the dwarven war axe BOTH were better than jesse's sword?

[EPICTRANSFUSION]

I MISS BUTTERFACE D:

[FanBat22]

@EPICTRANSFUSION in MY skyrim, i killed her, and then some sick person brought her naked body to my WEDDING!!!!!!

[DeddBeetSheep34]

holy shit its actually someone insane seeing that you have ALL of your quests tracked! god! D:

[ChARLi3SC3NEFtW]

22:12 Meeko ate the cat guys head :P Hehehe animal humor.

[ItsCalledDrama]

jesse you should join the darkbrother hood thumbs up so he can see it

[koonslay3r]

megabomb:weight 5 value 10000

[Vaultnishi]

Jesse, don't forget you can set potions as a favorite, and than you can just press Q to use them. Don't have to go through all the menu's for them, and you can even assign them to keybinds :D.

[Misacura]

i love how the khajit sound russian

[PwnCaiks101]

You missed alot of loot on the ship -.-

[darthd95]

CHEST IN THE SHIP!!!!

[Zogtee]

Yeah, this is where I sign off, because this is getting too dull and repetitive for me. It's just an endless stream of "Oh my, we're getting sidetracked again!", "Loot!", "OMG, I'm encumbered again!", etc.

[blautza]

Y U NO STEAL JESSE ?!?!?

[GemmaTheDemon]

Gods in heaven, if you exist help me watch this series! Why EVERYBODY in this fucking game steals? If you have soul in real life what holds you from having one in the game? You can trade, take gold and stuff from chests, but taking it from peoples houses or thei dead bodies? I don't really think that's a good way to play. And don't tell me it's only a game. Just think a little, becouse this production gives opportunity to live like in normal life, only you have dragon blood and lots of bugs.

[TeamMuffinFTW1]

@GemmaTheDemon Those 2 things separate this from reality... a lot. Taking things from peoples dead bodies is not wrong at all. They were probably trying to kill you first unless you're a dick. Animals etc...taking things from them is normal we do it in modern society every day. And yes it is only a game. It's proven that video games don't increase illegal activities in people. In fact it prevents it because you can do it there without consequence and that's why people don't do it

[TeamMuffinFTW1]

@GemmaTheDemon Continued- in real life. People should be aloud to play this game how they want so everyone gets their own experience. It's the reason I don't look things up about this game online.

[FanBat22]

@GemmaTheDemon it's the human mind. when we can do anything with nothing hurting us we just keep doing it. i killed EVERYONE in solitude because they were supportin imperials

[LordHilldenberg]

those corsairs have curved swords...curved.swords.

[PowerGameplay1]

BRO YOU LEFT A CHEST IN THE BOAT! BUT YOU MAY HAVE FOUND IT LATER IM SAYING THIS BEFORE THE END OF THE VIDEO.

[crazybombjw]

Hour 86,422,361 of looting, Jesse has now looted every single item available to be looted in Skyrim, which is now stored in his house in Whiterun, im not sure how it is possible to fit it all in a house, but he has done it, He is now beginning to continue the main story line.

[derbigpr500]

Am i the only one who feels like Skyrim gets extremely boring and repetitive after a while? I mean, apart from main questline, every other quest is basically going to some dungeon, having to kill someone or take some item. Dungeons are slightly different ok, but they you always feel like you're doing something you've done before. Same problem that Oblivion had. I played Skyrim for about 40 hours, and I just gave up after finishing companions, main quest, mage collage and war quest lines.

[TeamMuffinFTW1]

@derbigpr500 I see your point :p When I record, the part I hate the most is when I'm in dungeons. It's the most bland. Shit all happens, there's nothing to talk about. I can put 40 hours into 1 character but then I make another one like 3 characters. 1 warrior spec,1 mage spec, 1 thief spec so 120 hours lol maybe more

[7007King0770]

Y U NO LOOT CHEST? IT IS UNLOCKED DAMMIT!

[Brendog181]

Two companions...one jesse



[ISeeNoPointInThis]

@Lasb1ade but... but... curved sword

[BaronVonHoovy]

Jesse! My butt doth be clenched tighter than mine fists in fustration at your antics! You missed a chest in the hold of the ship because you were busy looking at sacks XD

[reno17420]

Hey Jesse will you ever do video's of Skyward Sword, it may be me but i think it would be awesome to not just watch you play Zelda but also another screen to watch swing the wii mote around

[caleb12001]

You should use dragon shouts more especially FUS RO DAH as it is very powerful. thumbs up so jesse can see

[grenger57]

Jesse u should really become a thief they are alot more fun then warriors and u can steal stuff. Yay!

[TonyboyDK]

"Focus on that diversion!" ftw :D

[rflxtdw4]

When I watch Jesse play, I say to myself 'I have to go wherever that place is!"

[ThatUndeadGuy666]

LOL when you said meeks thats my pitbulls nickname but shes a sweetheart

[Lashb1ade]

Scimitar:Weight 10 Value 5

I'll take it!

Dwarvern War Axe: Weight 14 Value 165

Not really worth it...

*Facepalm*

[Feaisian]

@Lashb1ade He took the CURVED.SWORD. for novelty's sake. Tbh, Dwarvern war axe is pretty crappy deal in and of itself too. Therefore, your butt clenching is invalid.

[xDraedon]

@Feaisian One must only buttclench when the time is right. Very important.

[Aidasaurus]

@Lashb1ade That's because they're curved swords. Curved. Swords.

[pcfan2]

@Lashb1ade

160 coin, and i always have gems that are 0.5 and worth more and the buyer runs out of monie befor i even sell alll of those, so dont get in a twist about it

[TheIRSMusic]

@Lashb1ade He took it because it was a Curved.Sword.

[thedogatemyhomework8]

@Lashb1ade That's cause scimitars are cool and not so easy to come by, and a random medium quality 1h axe which will sell for an invisible sum compared to what he has isn't interesting enough to pick up.

[AzraelLawliet]

@Lashb1ade Curved. Swords.

[TT1a]

@Lashb1ade The axe isn't worth it and he wanted the scimitars for his house... pay attention.

[DriedGolf]

@Lashb1ade

he did not taked it for the value! he taked it cuz it was rare, and the damage is ridiculous!

[SuperNateclark]

Pfft, Screw clenching butt's, When he went completely off task it made me, FURIOUS, OUTRAGED, SICK WITH ANGER!

[santairo]

@SuperNateclark Yes! A strongly worded comment, you don't see many of those! (:P)

[haxxarnner]

I can call a dragon to aid me! ;D it pwns, much better than jessies sad companions



[UseAtoZ0to9]

Jesse is like mc gets sidetracked easily :)

[riptude225]

Hell yeah! Jesse is getting rhe wabajacker

[IPodOwNage]

"So, what can I do for you."

"The Dragonborn comes."

Oh you dirty little whore.

[miguelbautista1]

Jesse stop talking to PEOPLE!!!

[MrTopiB]

@miguelbautista1

Seriously, that's your complain?

Jesse picks up every god damn item from flowers to butterflies and never uses them and you're complaining him talking to people which is kinda best way to seek quests and some story?! >_<

[harpmatt]

Jesse: Just give Malborn ALL your gear. Seriously.

[Yareyous]

Jesse, heres a tip do the quest for the crazy guy in the Blue Palace. You get a good good good staff that can turn people into chickens!

[galacticjebus]

@Yareyous i agree please, please, please, please, do it, do it, do it, do it!

[TheExplosiveBomb]

@Yareyous Ive heard so much about this staff. I finally got it and was really disappointed :/

I will never use it.

[Silber167]

@Yareyous wtf? didn't you watch the vid? he already started that quest.

[terraemporer]

@Yareyous i keep turning people into bunnys when i use it 

[Madkrillz95]

@Yareyous and it is even called Wabbajack ;)

[slacksijie]

try sprinting when companion block the door... works for me

and also download skyUI mod!!! :)

[yuvs]

Jesse you can push lizzy or meeko or any person away if they're blocking you by running through them.



[MrTopiB]

@yuvs

No you can't! They're like immovable objects! :(

Though you can just order them to move somewhere else by dialog choice "I need you to do something"... :l

[mabgamer6407]

"Oh oh oh! I see a girl over thare!" rofl Jesse jesse....

[kronosDking]

Jesse, you kinda suck at this game, which is why its hilarious to watch this playthrough XD

[xRevan116x]

I like it when he misses chests

[iMoofyy]

Jesse, when you get a book that's worth 50 or 60 and you're expecting a skill you don't always get it leveled up. You do get the exp for that particular skill(s) but not quite enough to level it up.

[kingofmineminecraft]

meekos gone because hes peeing on trees A TON

[Drachnid1111]

one day, jesse will meet a man in real life with the "tater voice" and jesse will say to him, "you like 'dem taters?

[masterofcookie2]

jesse uou should really go to the blue palace and do the quest of the crazy man

(it is the firts quest on your list)

[XpureXrangerX]

Do the mind of madness Quest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrCABLUB]

MMMM Taters

[Willowpaw14]

"Head overboard.."

I laughed.

[MastersOfSkyrim]

He he,taters

[hanzo677]

Oh yes... WABBAJACK!

[asson432]

@iShootCocaCola

Sigh. If only the leader of those brave nords, wasn't a sleeper for those awful elves, one whose work enabled these awful elves to take the Imperial City, and he wasn't only looking to be the High King under them, before they banned Talos, for the hell of it.

[asson432]

@0411mb

Yup. So was Talos, the first Emperor. So is Tulius' second in command. So was the High King. You don't have to be a Fascist ass, to call yourself a Nord. Ulfric, is a selfish, power hungry feudal lord, who might also, be a double agent for the Thalmor... Oh, did I just say that?

[asson432]

@MegaLolburger

Might I also add, that it's an argument most impressive you led here, citizen.

[asson432]

@MegaLolburger

Shh...! This one hasn't seen it yet. It does plays well along my suspicions, and for that info, I thank you. But it doesn't take a genius to do the basic math here:

1. A lonely, worn down stateling, diplomatically unsecured, and in open opposition to the Thalmor laws.

2. A frustrated, selfish, power-hungry arseshole, of a feudal lordling, wishing to gamble for some power, playing the frustration of his population.

And I really appreciate Empire remaining all right.

[MegaLolburger]

@asson432 Good points, but you forgot to mention the fact that he is openly subjects rightful citizens and refugees who are not Nords to unrelenting poverty, He lets his hatred of the Empire obscure the bigger picture - they are better off if they stick together etc... Tullius hasn't given off that impression to me - But couldn't you say the same for Ulfric? He is frustrated because Skyrim is occupied by the Thalmor and their laws, He is driven by his greed for inevitable rule of Skyrim etc.

[WeMakeGarbage]

I've no-lifed Skyrim to oblivion (oh snap) at this point and can only find it entertaining by watching Jesse play.

[PointsofData]

"Whose there?"

"Carrots..."

[defcon2002]

i hope you have put skill points in Fighting Stance so that your power attacks use less stamina :)

and you should really invest in Bladesman since you're using the swords (more animations when you crit-kill an enemy)

[ThaMythbuster]

Jesse you were so busy looting that you forgot about that tower near the ship... XD

[MrMaskedmarksman]

WARNING: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS EXTREME BUTT CLENCHING

PLEASE WATCH WITH A CHICK

[poycka]

Jesse, all I'm going to say is if you do that "MIND OF MADNESS" quest you will get the WABBAJACK! and if you read the book you would know that... Wabbajack, Wabbajack, Wabbajack!

[ThaMythbuster]

'And by 'focus' I mean go to the place you decided to go to after you said you would focus on getting to Solitude'...

Waitwut?

*rewinds video*

... Wtf?

*rewinds video again*

WHAT THE HELL IS HE SAYING?

*rewinds it another 2 times*

Oooh! I get it... I think.... :/

[Ethanol72294]

Coo coo, he says little does he know it's the only way to get the Wabbajack!