Most stupid motorcycle crash ever

[jessehuizenga]

That Guy must be the biggest short arse those bikes are heaps low to start with!

[0s0e0a0n0100]

douche bag music

[ImponentusMaximus]

WTF I can't see anything wrong, I ride like him.

[zaq4267]

twinkle toes at the beginning, lol.

The little fella could not reach the ground with his feet.

Funny stuff

[Carkuno]

monster prius!

[JBZSTFC]

This shows a complete disregard for the safety of our beloved trees

[smokeynewton]

Insurance fraud.

[lood7211]

Great example of target fixation :P

[thetalkingelement]

its called: a little coordination!! when you stop thinking about being so tough, its not actually that hard

[Hayden1911]

Most stupidest grammar ever.

[Apidium]

Watch out for the tree!

[dullath]

to the kitchen

[robiniroven]

who else saw this clip before youtube existed? lolololol

[nilzpwz]

What the fuck is Walter White doing there?!

[beaster29]

Idiot magnet tree. 

[Charlie200971]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !!!!

[yadayodadanceniggg]

I hope he broke his neck. What a idiot

[krssnoop]

nice skills

[gsxrdoc92]

God damn it Jessie...

[otomo88]

Breaking Bad's car!

[riaz416]

why does all "stupid crash" videos have the rider with no safety gear?

[terrier57]

That takes a special kind of person...

[PONESUMNOOBS]

is the bike okay ?

[docz47]

lol

[drfeelnothing]

The tree probably saved his life,without that who knows where he would of ended up.

[ToGimmy89]

@drfeelnothing hahaha

[Robs777]

WTF...

[qpae123]

Someone move that threeee !!!!

[MrDaylow]

bbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhh­haaaa

[51dumbdumb]

"Kanes best chokeslam to Khali" music

[looloo1004]

I just dont see how you cancrash like that, Thumbs up if you agree...

[faziwuzy138]

OH MY GOD! IS THE TREE ALRIGHT?!

[Maxmulham]

Call me crazy and blind or what not but I fucking love the Pontiac Aztek.

[DIZAZZO]

@Maxmulham

You are crazy, blind and what!!!

[stopstickers]

Watch out for that treeeeee!

[PFieroGT87]

@stopstickers Oh fuck, you just brought back a repressed memory of George of the Jungle.

[SGRblink]

Not really that bright 

[mapukmapuk]

is the bike ok?

[675raptor]

Maybe he's a narcoleptic.

[resinator1]

Poor tree

[tomekandrykowski]

How could he possibly do that?

[SvenTviking]

I had an SV just like that! I rode off with the disk lock on, twat that I was...

[studioJAC64]

Awsome!

[jowen034]

that was about as drawn out as the guy that got steamrolled in austin powers

[Noara18hdz]

the same happened to me and my friend jajajajajajajaja

[TheCrazymook]

nice helmet, oh wait, nice jacket, oh, boots? oh nevermind...

[BAbukkakkis]

this guy really hates trees

[boardsnmotion]

Whew, I was afraid he might run in to that beautiful Pontiac Aztec parked right in front of him.

[FuxYoFace]

@boardsnmotion Did you just call a Potiac Aztec beautiful!?!?!

[boardsnmotion]

@FuxYoFace I was being sarcastic.

[liloobengali]

lol

[Bshelton18]

Poor little SV :(

[630robin]

offroad

[ACE9942]

lol

[windboy1976]

wow...usa missile tech!!! nice targeting !!! XD

[niko4931]

nice UFO music :D

[philtripe]

how wee tiny must you be to have to use your tippy toes on a street bike?i was bigger when i was 12 ridding my dads 750

[maktownsavage808]

AHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA

[DrNinou]

The most stupid is the guy who rushes to him .

[dem0n114]

Lol how the fuck can you hit something at that speed let alone go off the road,

That guy should never get on another bike, EVER!

[MrDonses]

why didn't he just stop revving

[miked90123]

This is what happens kid's when you smoke meth.........

[1spindell]

i recon he cant even ride a push bike as he didnt know how to turn unless he was on his tippy toes lol

[hanif12able]

he wanted to try the glitch..but the GM had fixed it.. eh ?

[oldfart387]

I saw that tree jump out in front of him!!!

for a small price I'll say that in court. cash please.

[groom3000]

just no space for him to ride! LOL

[GorillaBeatz1]

Must have been too hot for a helmet that day

[chainsawz]

the bird crashed his tree into the bike

[1StIwY1]

Enough with stolen and re-re-compressed video.

At least, learn how copy at 1:1 quality from others, stupid idiot.

[webo1239]

he was barking up the rong tree lol it had to be said.

[ruburtoe1]

did he not know how to turn?

[dkw12002]

New rider. Seat too high, too much power, not dressed properly. Could have been worse.

[xtraboard]

He may want to consider redeeming himself by picking the bike back up and crashing it into that Pontiac Aztec. Ugly car must die.

[r3trosp3ctiv3]

Hate is when them trees get in the way, he seen him coming.

[Searcheur]

enough with this fucking song

[MrCjayTwelve]

He got the all fucking car to crash and goes straight to the tree!!! I cant understand that.... hahahahahaha

[Knightlore10]

asta la vista......baby



[YuJays]

hes on his tippy toes! Awww how cute :)

[PhilipT491]

Suzuki SV 650?

[robcarr710]

Zombieland, anyone?

[mattie701]

reminds me of that allstate commercial

[Phonehed]

@mattie701 You mean like, "I'm Mayhem, and this is the my very first motorcycle ride"?  lol

[AmeriSkunk]

bahahahaa



[shbednar]

i had a friend get in a wreck because a tree jumped out infront of her too. crazy huh.

[girlplaymm]

they taught us about that in motorcycle safety class, I guess he didn't go?

[MrSmallHelper]

musicc?

[coreyinkato]

Watching this with that music makes me think he is trying to kill himself by running into that tree.

[Thosewhocantsee]

hows he stupid, its his first time, like to see you do better.

[damoose972]

@Thosewhocantsee

[th3lunchb0x]

@Thosewhocantsee I did, because I wasn't an idiot and went to the motorcycle safety class and I'd also been riding dirt bikes since I was like 8. For the record, I've never ran into a tree on a street bike or dirt bike.

[revvhard]

@th3lunchb0x congrats douchecanoe

[th3lunchb0x]

@revvhard Thanks, asshat.

[SirPwnsabit]

Lol it's a classic noob case of spotting an immovable object, knowing you really should avoid it, but focusing your attention on it so much you inevitably fly towards it.

Either that or he's just an idiot.

[BradR2723]

well they couldnt be too bright. someone around there bought a pontiac aztek. poor bastards...

[SelfCreation13]

LMAO!! ah man you suck ,, Clasic 2 feet Flaping in the air out of control noob! lol .. i use tor ide liek that when iw as 2. wow...

[sammyvanhuynh]

rolf what did the tree do to you, i think they should make a law for this guy not to drive a motorcycle at least not on public roads. lol don't want ppl get target :)

[gbanks70]

@sammyvanhuynh Hi sammy.....he wasn't on the public road for long mate !

[antsas1]

i think that man has to be so fucking drunk

[aluisious]

You have to watch out for trees...crafty bastards, lying in wait, ready to pounce when least expected...

[TheIq888]

Woah! Where the hell did that tree come from?!

[joroBGsf]

wow that's what I call accuracy

[Hunting4TheLight]

MUSIC FAIL

[Cindyshot]

lmao nice one!!

[SuperWildhunter]

god! he's so stupid...

[shaymadigan]

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[TheDunksy212]

reminds me of imbetweeners

[PinkProSn1p3r]

Dang starting out with a real bike i would start with a dirt bike

[CosmoxYRik]

@PinkProSn1p3r Lots of people successfully start out on road bikes, I did. All you have to do is be smarter than this guy.

[Skywalk3r96]

Hit the mute Buttn!



[gyrate4]

The Monster!

[Triumphant868]

@gyrate4 The Suzuki SV650!

[gyrate4]

@Triumphant868 That what it was?

[Jamie4danielle]

yes you set off now the turning part... oh wait

[yunonamesleft]

first ride with no protective gear? deserves to get hurt to teach the idiot a lesson

[peashooter101]

I swear it came out of nowhere! xD

[crisa730]

Good Thing He didnt Wear A Helmet Because If He Would Have Scratched It Really Bad !

[mesmerizeme]

@crisa730 genuine lol

[kooltomax]

I did this often in GTA:SA

[torontothegood]

did he do that on porpoise?

[nipplebrush]

@torontothegood Porpoises do have a mind of their own...

[MrkmTrainFAN]

George, George,George of the jugle ..... Watch out for that TREE!!!

[wutownwrassler]

was the bike okay?

[sicknotch]

that tree came out of no wear lol

[lookseeitsme]

We would all be safer if he stayed on the bus.

[AmericanRandom]

Most stupid is not a phrase

[dogcamtrev]

You always go where you look.

[1alecxg]

ever heard of turning and not going so fast for your first ride.

[hotnsteamboi]

why do lamos keep highlighting the importance of helmets we know what they do dont mean we have to wear them!

[kaioxygen]

I don't think you'll ever see a better example of target fixation.

[torontothegood]

too bad he crashed his nice Ducati Monster with its trellis frame.

[FacebokAdic]

@torontothegood wat a smart arse

[PsychoDaveFilms]

What a dumb ass. NEVER get on a bike where our feet can't fully touch the ground. Stop at a red light and hit your tip toe on a spot of oil and your gonna go down.

[shredicon86]

When the video started I was thinking:

"hmm... I can only see one thing he can crash into in the time the video has left"

But nope.. didn't hit the car.

[ghostie108]

Was the tree okay?

[119coca]

@ghostie108

yeah,,,,,, but i think that the motorcycle got fcked up...

[JamesMaleville]

@ghostie108 Although ending up in critical condition, the tree managed to survive.

[ryandeyette1]

great outfit idiot

[pmgodfrey]

Disliked because you took the original dialogue of the woman screaming at the guy out and replaced it with a crap song from 009 Sound System.

[MultiVicegrip]

Uuuuuuuum you kno theres a brake right?

[simplenamehere]

poor ducati

[BlackAureole]

@simplenamehere sv650

[PureVolume707]

@simplenamehere poor suzuki

[svggti]

if you can't drive a motorcycle please take lessons or begin with a moppet or something like that.

[streetskills12]

you no you can turn on those right?

[twgish]

must be one of those street and tree bikes

[javinekelsey]

DON'T LET YOU GF WATCH THIS VID HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[luljan]

the throttle was his enemy ;<

[Zweitaktliebhaber]

before they are fully sideways they give TROTTLE against the tree: D

[buzincarl]

he wasnt in the right starting position, left foot on the floor right foot on the back break :P,

[XGravityChildrenX]

I could have sworn tbe car was gonna back up REALLY fast. Pretty anti-climactic

[clovis6000]

@XGravityChildrenX I thought he was going to clip the side of the car and dump it.

As soon as he cleared the car I knew it was going to be the tree.

It's cruel to put a mentally retarded person on a motorcycle like that, no matter how excited they are about it.

[812tray27]

...and you know that the guy at the end of the video had to be the owner of that bike.

[BoostedMazda5]

maybe he should learn how to ride a bicycle first

[alltiedup217]

the only thing worse than a crash like this is that almost 2 million people have seen you crash like this

[chadb75]

Life is hard. It's harder if you're stupid.

[pangeyaz]

music + video = :)

[BALJIT147]

if your new maybe practice on something better suited for you and ask a lot of questions.

[togo8186]

Is the tree ok?

[84Bronco351]

somehow,the music is perfect (coming from an 009 hater)

[PMriders]

XD stupid crash

[superbikem911]

Honda says it best, (stupid hurts)

[harrisss9]

he destroy the bike and propably his legs-arms-head or whatever,FOR NO REASON,hahaha bye..!!

[moony9013]

suzuki sv650 fucking bike is beautiful ....dudes an idiot

[bumlicker1711]

gibts bei euch( ich denk des ist in Amerika) einen extra Motorradführerschein? is there an extra driving license or test for riding motorcycles in america?

[Tomeksiena1995]

This is Suzuki sv 650:D

[FlipFlopTrick]

lucky we asian,learn how to ride since 12

[1212sman]

He was actually aiming at that tree & he nailed it. Pretty good.

[placenm]

Haaaa haaaa haaaa haaaaa...

[Lynn11968]

What the hells with this why do people get bikes that are too big for them, he could barely touch the floor!

[paradox111490]

Who CARES even if he WAS learning. that was a ducati monster. What kind of idiot lets a new rider learn on a ducati?! give him a 89 honda and let him show you he can ride before he gets a big boy toy.

[pegleg1992]

@paradox111490 Are you a nonce? The low power and torque of the twin cylinder engine in a Monster makes it quite an adequate first bike. As long as it's one of the smaller displacement Monsters, that is.

[MrRadar73]

@paradox111490 What kind of an idiot thinks that's a Ducati Monster? It's a Suzuki SV650.

[NLBUURMAN]

he's got a thing in his hands, a thing to steer with... well, don't be afraid to use it then !

[atvdaggy]

did the shirt and shorts come with the bike or did you have to pay extra?

[MrTonyBGoodno1]

lol at ppl complaining about the clutch.. bike clutch are not like car clutch, dont worry, the clutch is still OK noobs

[Jicba87]

he was like.. wooow.. I.. am.. about.. to.. hit.... that.. tree.. I am going towards very slowly... should... i... brake..?? Naaa whatever

[ThePauly200]

Poor clutch!!

[matyc13]

HA ! tard, stick to pushbikes i think

[michaelz6366]

is it just me or is that bike HUGE for someone learning?

[Weed666ify]

:)) This is awesome!

[XZaapryca]

This guy should NOT ride. Ever.

[depredator76]

all crash are stupid



[bubbles6495]

hope he learns to wear a helmet in future regardless of state laws,and start off on a small bike to learn how to operate a throttle clutch and brake,he could of easily cracked his head open off the tree,Dont understand why people think all they have to do is throw leg over a bike and away ya go thats why insurance cost so much and people blame the bikes

[JDCoolMan21]

Aww, don't be mean, his little footsies can barely touch the ground.