Some of my Favorite Mexican Jokes!

[SOCORROGM]

what do u get when you cross a mexican and a squid? I don't know but it sure can pick apples!!!/grapes/tomato

[10mortalkombat10]

what do 10000000 hillbilly redneck hicks call a a black man? President! `lord knows i love the white people

[WeAreTheKidsThatRebl]

hhahaha i love mexican jokes

[justanotherdude62]

How do you get a bunch of Mexicans over to you?

Drop a quarter

How do you find the richest mexican?

Find the mexican who got the quarter

[TOLTECAAZTECA]

USA....HOME OF THE HOMO.

[TheOsobass]

the fuck yeah we doo throw the best partys bitch and the food mofo

or you would change some fucken enchildas for a #3 at mcdonalds? fuck no thug

[MCMMASTER213]

F the bull

[LilWheezyWayne]

I'm a white American and this is bullshit, Mexicans are as good as anybody else.

[CommandoEb]

Am I the only one who noticed this music was used in south park??

[jamesfoxist]

you guys dont have the best food actually and you guys dont throw the best partys your just mad because he probably said something that matches your life

[pdoylemi]

I love ethnic jokes but don't take them seriously as long as they are told in the right spirit. I'm Irish, but like the old one: Why did God create whiskey? To keep the Irish from taking over the world.

A double header joke: Why won't black people marry Mexicans? They're afraid their kids will be too lazy to steal.

A funny ethnic joke plays on stereotypes - but they are only funny when the people telling them know the stereotypes are not true.

[cyn303]

this is one of the lamest vids I've ever seen. how about...........who is the most important person at a mexican wedding???? The guy with the jumper cables. I am not a hater, semi fluent in spanish and love all things mexican. the culture, food, music. everything mexican. Try this out puto..........no sabes con quien tas chingando.

[PWNZOR671]

You forgot 1

Why do mexicians always win in UNO? They steal all the green cards

[Rickeyuiop]

White guy name: Todd

[Halo2sleker]

You know your mexican when...

You light a candle on the night of a lottery drawing

Most of the houses on your block are bright pink, mint green and lavender

When you were a child you got hit with a slipper

You were told not to step on the concrete tile or you'll get a cold

Your mother carries a bottle of Tebasco in her purse

You have a bottle of Tequila somewhere in your house

You use your lips to point at things.

[daniel54089]

Im mexican and i have an american joke (what do u call a girl on the strip.)

Answer(a prostitute.)

[oscurodante8509]

some of them are good...jajaja

im going to tell them with gallegos here in mexico...

Asi como yo aguanto vara... espero que ustedes gringos y españoles tambien ok?

[SpamZoid]

Q: what do you call a bunch of mexicans holding hands?

A: a spicket fence

[baltazar107]

guys ths is not cool y dont all of us make fun of you looser im mexican so dont make any p.s i didnt like ure jokes at all

[CRaYoLaKiD242]

Heres a funny one ... ' Never play Uno with Mexicans cause they will take all the Green Cards ' LiKe!!!!

[LaMexicana87]

Hahaha, my parents are illegal? Ok puto. Pinxe joto hijo de pinxe perra. Hahaha lmfao and google translate will not help you with this.! Fucking rascist ass puto.!

[BurntGuy1998]

whats the song name? :(

[AlexSchneider21]

This video has being reported to the authorities.

[xlilantx13]

this was funny

[jkjklol123]

38% of the people who viewed this video must be Mexican

[Teeheemoi]

I love domo

[Volodeas]

Why can't a mexican become a firefighter?

Because he cant tell the difference between Hose-A and Hose B

[wezzaben]

@Volodeas What do mexicans put under there floorboards?

UNDERLAY! :D

[lazygamerr]

ahahahahah i should use this on this one annoying mexican chick

[hunterstreet23]

how do u stop a mexican air force ? build a fence

[bigmaccheese96]

what do you call a mexican without a lawnmower? unemployed

[Foted]

What do fat chicks and bricks have in common? They both get laid by mexicans

[SuperPython26]

U see Mexicans think they could clown on ppl but when ppl clown on them they get butthurt smh I swear #LEARNSOMETHING

[Emahnii]

@SuperPython26 Mexicans don't clown on nobody white people are the one and almost always the ones that make fun of them, just because they come to america for a better life.

[Grova4sho]

Why dosen't have a good Olympic Team. Bcause anyone who can run jump or swim is in America!!! JK. Not to be rasict, Mexican friends laugh at that

[nosupa]

All Mexicans would be Illegal if it wasn't for PAST ILLEGALS!

[TheAlmita99]

there is only a couple of words to say this FUCK U!!!

[lokedout213]

des jokes r so wak....

[iamnancy13]

FUCK U GRINGOS OR W,E U PPL ARE !! FOR ONCE (GRINGOS) STOP BEING A BLONDE AND USE UR HEAD NOT ALL OF US ARE ILLEGAL -_- ..... JEALOUS MUCH ?

[xMADRIGALx831]

Q:Wut do u call 100000 white people jumping off a plane?

A:SNOW

[SuperPython26]

@xMADRIGALx831 thats good :)

[00ChinDancers00]

@xMADRIGALx831 i choked laughing at this joke!

[LaMexicana87]

And not all mexicans are illegal. Im not. And my friends arent either. Lmao u fucktards are just mad cuz we throw the best parties and have the best fucking food! I love dumb ass haters!

[rayjacche]

@LaMexicana87 dude its just some jokes calm down sir UMAD BRO?

[TheeRatedRKid]

@LaMexicana87 hey hey guess what your parents are illegal and your friends parents are too. And since your in AMERICA learn to spell ENGLISH

[edgar83957]

@LaMexicana87 simon weey hell yeah, diss shits cant do waht we do , aya en mexico agarrar morritas menores de edad pistear

[LaMexicana87]

I love being mexican. Not all mexicans are 'gangsters' and thieves. And we have damn food! So maybe u should go to mexico sometime. I'm from Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico and its beautiful there. If u dont want to offend people, then dont post racist jokes.

[roga433]

what do you call a mexican with a rubber toe. Roberto

[abztrktrockerz]

y the fuck would u carry a kangaroo on a fucken plane?, fucken austraians and there is no way an american would get rid of a mexican, who the the fuck is going to carry the luggage when they land and there is no way an Arab is going to fly coach when he can call old G.W. TO borrow an American jet!!! lol

[TNREBEL40348]

whats the name of this song

[TNREBEL40348]

Q.Did you hear about the mexican who went to college?...no?

ME NEATHER!

[TheSheepherder007]

Q. What did Davy Crockett say when he saw all the mezicans runnin at the alamo?  A. "who ordered concrete?"

[erickson2975]

@Hopestar3600 man shut da fuk up fukin red neck imma push u in ur fukin ugly n retard face

[Mrpigghost]

What do you do when a Mexican throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back...

[123musicvid]

WTF DESE ARE STOLEN!

[MrAntonej]

I'm Hispanic and my favorite mexican joke is as follows:

Why do us Mexicans make tamales on Christmas eve?

So we'll have something to unwrap on Christmas morning.... ha ha ha ha ha ha.



[SmurfSalad]

I dont mean to toot my own horn, but i have some pretty funny jokes myself.

Just come check out my chanel!

[svgiggles1]

Not Funny -____-

[Afrothunder6401]

@DeadxxxPool aww u want some tissue everybody gets stereotype so suck it up bitch

[13sunnyrae]

It's funny how the kid who mad this is probably a lil white boy

[DeadxxxPool]

what the hell? I am mexican and so is my whole family and those jokes are really hurtful!!! dont hate

[LaMexicana87]

@DeadxxxPool Being mexican is the best! Lol.

[muah4591]

My parents are Mexican , and the joke at the end was kinda hurtful .... :s

[iceberg931]

@muah4591 who cares

[username2long]

No Mexicans= No Tacos

Better think twice America :3

[alightPYRO06]

Ever hear biut that maxican that went to college? No? No one has

[jdog12197]

Why can't Mexicans be firefighters

Because they can't tell the diff. Between hose a(Jose) and hose b

[netyaddy]

this is STUPID!!! -.-

[shatterberry]

Here's my favorite........what's the difference between a Mexican and a bench????A bench can support a family of 5!!!!!!!!!

[sunshine21loveable]

DNT WORK! We work mor than americas lazy butt!!!

[dominoz22]

SOME HATEFULL NEWS!!!!! mexico had a earth quake messuring an 8.2 france have send aid workes, british has sent £10000000 and america sent back replacements!

[1indeed1]

why do mexicans suck at uno?

they always go for the green card.

[subzero23456]

this shit is gay like you little son of a bitch

[iceberg931]

why dont mexicans cross the boarder 3 at a time

it says no trespassing

[1indeed1]

@iceberg931 nice

[iceberg931]

@1indeed1 thanks 

[MsElizondo19]

Those were stupid jokes yo

[TheRebeccaAntoinette]

Some of em' we're gay.

VIVA LA MEXICOO ;D

Whats the difference between a bench && a mexican?

The bench can support a famliy ^.^

What do you call mexicans on a trampoline?

JUMPING BEANSSS[:

[JFuzzman]

It's funny because Mexico is a more dangerous place for American citizens than Iraq is.

[JonnyJRN]

What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by mexicans!

[JonnyJRN]

U gotta admitt these jokes are racist. And there not funny.

[MrDudeer]

@JonnyJRN yeah they are funny

[psychochapy1]

Oh come on don't take to offense, I'm Mexican and I don't really care, they're actually quite funny. Besides, Mexico is practically invading the US, it'll be our country in less than a decade

[iloveweeed100]

@mancaptainpokey it's what they have in common dumb fuck

[MrManchesteru14]

stupid video and lame jokes.



[tlkness]

what did the mexican fireman name his 2 kids?

Jose and Jose B

[c00kman291]

@w00tingmag31 lol with the music

[fanaticom0narca81]

IF UR IGNORANT AND REALLY THINK OF MEXICO THIS WAY, JUST WATCH THIS FUCKING VIDEO AND GET FACTS STRAIGHT!

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Mexico's potential as a global power and influence

[nickshagnasty]

why do people get so offended when they say at the beggining, DONT BE OFFENDED. take a joke and quit cryin.

[TigerWoodsWorld]

i hate them y r they here taking our jobs

[etjjgf]

@wafflecushioned sad but true US gov is the largest mafia throughout world's history but the worst part is that it has its own people fooled by the media. I see it almost like another Cuba. You know nothing about the exterior cuz ur frightened to get out cuz everything outside the US is sooo dangerous according to the media. Travel n you'll see how the world's sooo different in reality than on the tube. Hugs 4 u from Mexico :)

[etjjgf]

@wafflecushioned I'll tell u a secret but dnt tell no one; Mexicos gonna b da wrlds 5th largest economy in less than 2 decades, this obviously isn't good 4 US cuz americans wont work as cheap and hard so their economy will drop, thus US gov is sponsoring the Mex cartels with all kinds of guns n then exaggeratedly broadcast it world wide so investors n tourist stop bringing money to Mexico.

[carscoop123]

u fuckoig british bitch i should fuck u up this could make people depressed delete this video i arlready flaged it 5 times and said it hurt people

[xxseenoxx]

how many trucks dose it take to get 20000 mexican to the alamo 2

[elraccoons]

fuck u fuckin racist sons of bitches...i might be mexican but u can suck on my chinese balls

[carscoop123]

@elraccoons yea lol '



[ManCaptainPokey]

what's the difference between a mexican and a vending machine............ they both take your money and dont work

[fanaticom0narca81]

@ManCaptainPokey dont work? really? were building this damn country!

[UPTON125]

why do mexicans have alot of kids? because sex is the only thing they can afford thats fun

[lilhoss4reals]

These jokes were fucked up even if they were funny

[Isaachisama]

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[LaSonrisas914]

Wtf none of this shyts were funnu

[etjjgf]

Here: meet the real Mexico, not what the media wants u to see. Visit on YouTube: Places to see before you die - Mexico 2/5.

There Mexicans are normal Mexicans not US media Mexicans.

Hate only produces hate. Union with respect produces PEACE. Don't do good things that look like they're not. Mi Casa es su Casa. Welcome to my country anytime! From the bottom of my heart.

[etjjgf]

These aré just jokes: what do u call a country that kills its own people to take over Iraq? US!! Lol. What do u call people that live in a bubble hypnotized by Hollywood n the news? Americans!! Lol. What do u call a country that is founded by immigrants who killed the natives n now call immigrants aliens n then took the continent's name 'cuz the don't have one of their own? America, Lol! Immigration is nothing new, natives used to call it white people. "If u easily get offended, chill out they'

[iceberg931]

@etjjgf those are funny

[ilikegirls454]

@iceberg931 fuck u, u white cracker!!!!!

[iceberg931]

@ilikegirls454 haha u think that offends me spic

[ilikegirls454]

@iceberg931 a little lol

[iceberg931]

@ilikegirls454 well it doesnt nice try tho

[ilikegirls454]

@iceberg931  8====D

[etjjgf]

You can't stereotype all Mexicans. I bet you watch a lot of hollypoop movies or american/british news that are together making Mexico look like the worst place on earth n guess why that is... 'cause if all US people visit Mexico, they won't wanna go back. It's lovely here, give yourself a chance; don't judge the book by its cover. With all respect.

[w00tingmag31]

@etjjgf I know mate, but like I said, these are just jokes, I didn't mean to offend anyone.

[wafflecushioned]

@etjjgf Yeah it sure is lovely with the drug cartels running the country and beheading people day and night.

[MASTERSHAY97]

Whats a mexicans favorite game... Need for speed most wanted

[AKIDPRODUCTION09]

Im a mexican watching this its fucking funny !

[Airsoftgunkid]

Ha! Stupid beaners!

[fanaticom0narca81]

@Airsoftgunkid fuck you

[BayWolf00]

bwahaahwhahhwahh!!!