Hey everybody! I have released my new album 'Progenitor' which has electronic music inspired by great games such as Bayonetta. You can check it out and download it for free on my youtube channel if you're interested!
On behalf of all boy pre and going through pubity let me tell all u so called grown folk who think there all that and then some we out number yall by a lot so shut the fuck up and stop dissing bayonetta WHOS WITH ME
So how many people sat there after first beating this game for four minutes, speechless, with their jaws on the floor? I have GOT to play this awesome/ridiculous thing.
I like how Rodin was just standing there like "...the fuck is this goofy shit."
@xixJackxix Yes. Because an exaggerated parody character who exists solely for sex appeal and craziness is far, far superior to a developed, complex character with an inspired design and a fantastic voice actress. Sure.
bayonetta is definitely one of the best action games and overall 360 games i've ever played! The designers nailed it with this game. Bayonetta is a brilliant character, and the game NEVER gets boring at any time! its hard for a lot of games to say that, so kudos to them! i long await Bayonetta 2 :D maybe with 2 player co-op with Bayonetta and Jeanne???
Imagine those legs wrapped around you as you're having sex with her, pulling you in with each thrust, and just when you're about to climax, she crushes your spine and your body explodes like a burrito thats been in the microwave too long.
@danriu That's why I like her over Laura Croft (or is it Craft?). She more of a "real" woman, not some blown up Barbie Doll. Although I could do without the hair-do.
@Jaguar1362 Yes well by the sounds of it most people commenting havent - A. Seen a real woman B. Been with a real woman or C. Probably even spoken with a real woman. And i agree, her head is 8 times too tiny for her body very Cartoony and looks like it was done by some horny anime dude late one night.
@Midnightetak Absolutely wrong. Bayonetta is designed by a woman who majors in Fashion Design, and Bayonetta's body and stance clearly fit in that category, exaggerated and lean. Apparently you live in a very narrow minded world, have absolutely no knowledge of how fashion sketches are drawn, and can only associate exaggerated proportions with horny anime. How does it feel to have it backfire in your face? Go out more.
A fitness instructor was talked to by an xbox 360 magazine and he said it was impossible to get her figure as her butt was too well worked without any evidence in her legs
Even though I'm replying to an old comment, I say that your's is nowhere near true. If you are trolling, good job, because you successfully ticked me off.
I'm a Christian, and I still like this video because it shows art in the sync, timing, ect.
@DepressedAnimeAddict mmm, It´s like asking how many copies would Devil may cry sell If he wasn´t so cool and badass. It´s all part of the package, in fact, I wouldn´t be surprised if the entire game was designed FOR the main character.
@MrMarioheat i found it on some random japanese website, i didn't exactly remember what site it is, but i think if you go to some japanese hentai website, you should find there...lol...and the picture i saw was that Bayonetta was SMing Dante..haha
@MrMarioheat i found it on some random japanese website, i didn't exactly remember what site it is, but i think if you go to some japanese hentai website, you should find there...lol...and the picture i saw was that Bayonetta was SMing Dante..haha
@moogaloo Tomb Raider went well into history, i actually learned more about Thor,Greek Mythology and King Author than what i learned about angels playing this!!!
@RyunSharp Noone can beat lara! at least lara have class, Bayonetta is just....slutty... (in a cool way though!) but...naah lara is still my no 1 Game girl...Rawwrh!
I love Bayonetta but personally, I think this choreography stinks. There's too much arm movements and it just look like she's flailing her arm around. Then again, I'm no dancer, so... *shrugs*
@shiveryshiva The proportions remind me of the Castlevania SOTN artwork. Huge bodies and small heads...It's interesting and serves to exaggerate the costuming and makes them seem larger and taller, but as soon as you realize the discrepancy it looks REALLY wrong.
no i wasn't commenting on the small head. I was just saying in general how she is supposably this sexed up chick. You know the type with the big boobs and ass. To add to it more she does a stripper pole dance and all of the angles the game shoots her in is zoomed in mostly on her ass. Like i said theres nothing wrong with it just stating that this does objectify women. Or at least say to women this is what men want out of a woman.
To be honest, I don't really think this is sexism. Actually, I think this whole game is making fun of it. I mean, the game is very over the top and silly, so I think making the sex appeal over the top and silly really works here.
This is me when I'm off work.
Every. Single. Time.
Khriztion 1 day ago
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DontOpenTheCake 5 days ago
*suddenly, naked!*
Me: O__O
rainethesage 1 week ago
There is no excuse for giving her such a small head. NONE!!
TheCohagen 3 months ago
@TheCohagen I've always thought and agreed with this, its fucking way to small!
NovaZengear 1 week ago
Beautiful full bodied woman. Anyone else hated that Luka character in the game?
TubersAndPotatoes 3 months ago
Boooooooobs
55nyancat 3 months ago
So fucking hot xD
55nyancat 3 months ago
I find this extremely easy to masturbate to.
Ryoukoholic 4 months ago 3
aw yea bayonetta is bringing the sexy back
FlamingW1nd 5 months ago
is ago a dante supporter?
bayonettdemon 6 months ago
Laggy as all shit.
sexymajesco 6 months ago
dante aint soft to anyone when it comes to HIS GAME HE WILL FUCKING RAPE THIS SLUT ! AND SHOW All of THEM WHO IS DA MAN ! DMC FOREVER
TheAgol07 6 months ago
@TheAgol07 lol
Fillespia 3 weeks ago
@Fillespia DmC sucks -_- P* must make DMC5
TheAgol07 3 weeks ago
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ORTmusic 6 months ago
I bet nearly everyone here is jelly of her dancing skills.
ShadTheCrazed 6 months ago 3
the rumors are true, the level of sexualisation in this game is nothing short of shameless
striderkiwi2 6 months ago
On behalf of all boy pre and going through pubity let me tell all u so called grown folk who think there all that and then some we out number yall by a lot so shut the fuck up and stop dissing bayonetta WHOS WITH ME
TheTruthHurts100100 6 months ago
i agree :)
bayonettdemon 7 months ago
the video is glitching from the sexiness and awesomeness
spoohable 7 months ago
Only in Japan *claps hands*
Wickedlady704 7 months ago
wow some sado's wanting to look up bayonetta porn? wow...
cloudnine500 7 months ago
I love the song. and man the animation on this is great! gods..... imagine how long it must have taken to do that and perfectly in-sync too....
meiswacthin 8 months ago
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So how many people sat there after first beating this game for four minutes, speechless, with their jaws on the floor? I have GOT to play this awesome/ridiculous thing.
I like how Rodin was just standing there like "...the fuck is this goofy shit."
DarkManifest 8 months ago
This is so F*****G hot!!!!!!
ImaniLover2000 8 months ago
hmm, great vid but the sound its bit messed up on some parts
Gmanunit13vers2 8 months ago
So this is a porn game right?
TheAngel105 9 months ago
@TheAngel105 Nah, but it does oversexualise it's lead character
Stormwrench 8 months ago
she can't dance
memo90304 9 months ago
The audio keeps cutting out!
GAH! I can't find this track anywhere else... what is it called?
MrDavidCollins 9 months ago
@MrDavidCollins Hiroshi Yamaguchi -- Let's Dance Boys! (Bayonetta OST Disc 4)
TheGalstaff 8 months ago
this game is freaking awesome but honestly it really makes me a gay sometimes i even wanna dance like that bitch
iammt00 10 months ago
Wait to you see who that is Actually dancing, no one is ready for what is about to happen; oh meh gah
is the world ready for V.A.E.??????
*N.L.~
The3PhoenixWithin 11 months ago
Bayonetta would be so much better than Morrigan in Dragon Age.
xixJackxix 11 months ago
@xixJackxix Yes. Because an exaggerated parody character who exists solely for sex appeal and craziness is far, far superior to a developed, complex character with an inspired design and a fantastic voice actress. Sure.
Deatheater4444 9 months ago
My favorite game I'm a big fan of bayonetta
humbertleah 1 year ago
Press pause, press play, press 4. Awesomeness occurs.
Mihailnoize 1 year ago
can we haz bayonetta 2
bonkuraysan 1 year ago
I think I really love her :P
DarkVasutasKollega 1 year ago
All this video did was remind me of how terribly proportioned Bayonetta is...
TheUnluckyEverydude 1 year ago
sooo weird....... these japanese games
Teztost3rpwn 1 year ago
I actually LOVED the game. I always enjoy playing as a strong and sexy female character in these RPG's. Since I'm a girl I found it to be impowering.
anonomys178 1 year ago 2
bayonetta is definitely one of the best action games and overall 360 games i've ever played! The designers nailed it with this game. Bayonetta is a brilliant character, and the game NEVER gets boring at any time! its hard for a lot of games to say that, so kudos to them! i long await Bayonetta 2 :D maybe with 2 player co-op with Bayonetta and Jeanne???
superfly1820 1 year ago
Everything about her is the perfect image of a beautiful woman. I hate it when they oversize boobs, she's perfect size and shape and everything.
JeffTehCash 1 year ago
Her head, seemed a bit off-scaled compared to the rest of her build... And it ruins everything...
kurumbaya 1 year ago 2
Imagine those legs wrapped around you as you're having sex with her, pulling you in with each thrust, and just when you're about to climax, she crushes your spine and your body explodes like a burrito thats been in the microwave too long.
TheGrinninMan 1 year ago
Wish the sound was cutting out every second...
Revan46 1 year ago
D: ... Why the freaky proportions?? small head T-T, looks weird.
danriu 1 year ago
@danriu That's why I like her over Laura Croft (or is it Craft?). She more of a "real" woman, not some blown up Barbie Doll. Although I could do without the hair-do.
supersims796 1 year ago
@supersims796
Bayonetta? A "real woman"? Have you looked at her!?
Her legs look like they'd be 5 feet long on a normal person.
Jaguar1362 1 year ago 14
@Jaguar1362 Er...real enough, Like Elizabeth Berkley. Y'know, the one from Saved By The Bell.
supersims796 1 year ago
@supersims796
And she starred in Showgirls... I guess if you have legs like that, your niche is cut out for you, hahaha!
Jaguar1362 1 year ago
@Jaguar1362 Ain't that the truth!
supersims796 1 year ago
@Jaguar1362 Yes well by the sounds of it most people commenting havent - A. Seen a real woman B. Been with a real woman or C. Probably even spoken with a real woman. And i agree, her head is 8 times too tiny for her body very Cartoony and looks like it was done by some horny anime dude late one night.
Midnightetak 1 year ago
@Midnightetak Bayonetta was made and drawn by a woman!
atoli16 1 year ago
@Midnightetak Absolutely wrong. Bayonetta is designed by a woman who majors in Fashion Design, and Bayonetta's body and stance clearly fit in that category, exaggerated and lean. Apparently you live in a very narrow minded world, have absolutely no knowledge of how fashion sketches are drawn, and can only associate exaggerated proportions with horny anime. How does it feel to have it backfire in your face? Go out more.
Lilpenguin 1 year ago 39
@Lilpenguin
A fitness instructor was talked to by an xbox 360 magazine and he said it was impossible to get her figure as her butt was too well worked without any evidence in her legs
Incathelizard 11 months ago
@Jaguar1362 She's wearing 4" gun heels.
Ryoukoholic 4 months ago
Rip off/Homage/tribute to God hand credits, Love them both though!
gomezgomas 1 year ago
i love how enzo sits in the background casually at 0:07 lol
heyjo0205 1 year ago
I love this game and this ending is awesome XD
LadyNinjaKagero 1 year ago
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Sorry but that girl is dancing like a whore and that is a sin and plus it is illegal.
JesusChristRulesYOU 1 year ago
@JesusChristRulesYOU
Even though I'm replying to an old comment, I say that your's is nowhere near true. If you are trolling, good job, because you successfully ticked me off.
I'm a Christian, and I still like this video because it shows art in the sync, timing, ect.
ShadTheCrazed 6 months ago
its out of sync with the music!
KJoker 1 year ago
How many copies do you think would sell if the main protagonist was no longer sexy?
DepressedAnimeAddict 1 year ago 2
@DepressedAnimeAddict I would totally buy it fr fun if bayonetta weightes 300 pounds :P
trumblewumblehumble 1 year ago
@DepressedAnimeAddict mmm, It´s like asking how many copies would Devil may cry sell If he wasn´t so cool and badass. It´s all part of the package, in fact, I wouldn´t be surprised if the entire game was designed FOR the main character.
gomezgomas 1 year ago
She's a Yummy mummy :P
espeon1 1 year ago 2
i could watch this over and over all day long
LittleBigMan131 1 year ago
Epic audio skippage.
JanderStrahd 1 year ago
why? dont ask
apls291 1 year ago
lol so Bayonetta BEATS up the game and celebrates so by dancing for about 4 minutes?XD
MrMIGHTYGIZMO 1 year ago
When I first saw this, I was so confused.
yingtone 1 year ago
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the video is in the gallorye on bayonetta the game
garyrollinson1984 1 year ago
Kratos and Dante have blue balls right now
Heeeeeeeey2 1 year ago
Where can I DOWNLOAD this video please?
BerkerIzmir001 1 year ago
Funny now ppl in my school wass trying too do the dance X3
buledragon172 1 year ago
...Was the music skipping ahead, or the video moving slow?
mrblue251 1 year ago
Surely its the game of the decade. Ending with Bayonetta dancing. What else one could ask for. I want a sequal to it!
SIMPLY AWESOME
Thanks for the upload
7929005 1 year ago 2
without spoiling the game for me is it worth it
killah2594 1 year ago
Zing. Huge hips and not overly sized tits, bingo. Cosplay time.
TheFallenAngel119 1 year ago
Quoting Rodin:
"Bee-autiful."
UshiromiyaReiji 1 year ago
Once you see it, it cannot be unseen.
neon6 1 year ago
im so gonna cosplay her
but my boobs are biger than hers D:
unfair u.u
usagui34 1 year ago
@usagui34 Thats a good thing but cheer up you can still cosplay her no matter what.
XSuperTortugaX 1 year ago
@XSuperTortugaX ty :3
usagui34 1 year ago
I can't pay attention to her face because her boobs and her ass is in the way. :x
DoubletheDuck 1 year ago
sooner or later some prOn artist is gonna draw her
MrMarioheat 1 year ago 19
@MrMarioheat they already did..lol..like a while ago..ha
yyayya 1 year ago 22
@yyayya i can draw her too lol (im such a bragger hahaha)
yuzuuki 1 year ago
@yyayya and what site did you find it from i cant just type bayonetta prOn in google
MrMarioheat 1 year ago 4
@MrMarioheat i found it on some random japanese website, i didn't exactly remember what site it is, but i think if you go to some japanese hentai website, you should find there...lol...and the picture i saw was that Bayonetta was SMing Dante..haha
yyayya 1 year ago 11
@yyayya Considering how she tortures Joys, that does not surprise me.
AcanthaDante 1 year ago
@MrMarioheat i found it on some random japanese website, i didn't exactly remember what site it is, but i think if you go to some japanese hentai website, you should find there...lol...and the picture i saw was that Bayonetta was SMing Dante..haha
yyayya 1 year ago 5
@yyayya doujin-moe.us
thetruelaughingman 8 months ago
@yyayya can i have a link to this?
scorpionstrike02 7 months ago
@MrMarioheat the video is in the gallorye on bayonetta the game
garyrollinson1984 1 year ago
@MrMarioheat
Why would you want to see porn of bayonetta
shes a videogame character lolwut?
FloganFly 1 year ago
@MrMarioheat
As soon as bayonetta was leaked it happened
Incathelizard 11 months ago
@MrMarioheat who do you think designed her? xD lol jking
Kilatsuri 10 months ago
@Kilatsuri do you like to see a prOn picture of her smexing with Dante?
MrMarioheat 10 months ago
Am I the only one who laughed his ass of wehen I saw this at the end of the game on bigg ass television lol XD
patman300 1 year ago
@patman300
i did to
SHlNOBl3 1 year ago
Beautiful.
ChaosBroly 1 year ago
omigosh she's so sexy!!! WOOT GURL!!!~ .. i just wish the camera would stop spinning. it's making me dizzy XD
itsumo212 1 year ago
xD alguien sabe como descargar ese juego en 1 link
danielcastellanos01 1 year ago
Reminds me about Porno Diane from Bastard. Dark Shneider would own her SO badly :D
genkal 1 year ago
@themarcosfox Ur missing an awasome game. Buy it ASAP.
mindsoulbody 1 year ago
this is so lame. you all are nerds
SilentPhenomed 1 year ago
Wow, what a seizure.
Sally18 1 year ago
Her head is kinda small.
llanbull 1 year ago
LAME!!!!!!
KingofWar07 1 year ago
that's a DANCE? I saw beter motion in second life!
ssendas1982 1 year ago
Lara Croft was always kinda lame, I thought .-.
Not nearly enough personality, character development, sense of life history, etc.
moogaloo 1 year ago
@moogaloo Tomb Raider went well into history, i actually learned more about Thor,Greek Mythology and King Author than what i learned about angels playing this!!!
MultiTootyfruity 1 year ago
@MultiTootyfruity I was referring to the character's apparent lack of depth, actually.
moogaloo 1 year ago
she kinda looks like palin
jaeser2 1 year ago
Damn Sarah Palin can dance!
TheMaineLobstah 1 year ago
as borat would say
VERY NICE, hope they make a sequel like up too at least 4
Trilink2 1 year ago
Lara Croft move over! Bayonetta has taken your throne for girl protagonist in games!
RyunSharp 1 year ago
@RyunSharp Noone can beat lara! at least lara have class, Bayonetta is just....slutty... (in a cool way though!) but...naah lara is still my no 1 Game girl...Rawwrh!
RiChani 1 year ago
@RiChani Yeah well Lara's games have been increasingly sucking balls.
I mean the first Tomb Raider games were only popular because the nerd got to play as a blocky chick with blocky tits!
AND BY THE WAY! SLUTS RULE! ANALLY RETENTIVE PRICKS LIKE LARA SUCK BALLS!
RyunSharp 1 year ago
@RiChani its all about samus :}
gorillazfan3 1 year ago
@RiChani
lara died when angelina jolie played her in that stupid movie
tubebellator 1 year ago
@RiChani Sorry to break your bubble, but Bayonetta already beat Lara...and with only one game in shelves! :D I can't wait for Bayonetta 2.
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RyunSharp 1 year ago
I'm surprized those "Joy" enemies are acting as dance performers when you would expect Bayonetta to blow em away!
RyunSharp 1 year ago
Once you see it, it cannot be unseen.
neon6 1 year ago
Playing this game is definitely worth a moment of my life. I wish Bayonetta's pole dance can be also viewed on the Extra.
I LOVE BAYONETTA!
Arcfear 1 year ago
Wtf? It should be illegal for tall women to dance. She is just randomly flailing her arms and legs about. She might poke somebody's eye out!
Geffreyy 1 year ago
lol all I see is how incredibly small her head is compared to that misshaped body.. creeps me out.
jinsparrow 1 year ago
She dances like she just beat Jet Set Radio.
YOU GO GIRL!!
chocolatehoney15 1 year ago
I forgot to mention that the dancing reminds me of spaceport channel 5 when everybody goes along...
chocolatehoney15 1 year ago
Whoohoo! *whistles* I love you Bayonetta!
kboy09 1 year ago 31
I love Bayonetta but personally, I think this choreography stinks. There's too much arm movements and it just look like she's flailing her arm around. Then again, I'm no dancer, so... *shrugs*
Iostars 1 year ago
but she's doing it....in SPACE HEAVEN!!!
chocolatehoney15 1 year ago
stupid
51674 1 year ago
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she looks like a transvestite in stilts
RHCristobal 1 year ago
The time they wasted makeing this dumb dance could have been spent making the game longer....None the less, pretty funny vid though.
oOoSharinganoOo 1 year ago
Will Exist A Woman The Half Of Perfect???
IXBlack 1 year ago
Totality Koda Kumi ...Perfect
Nekomarukoba 2 years ago
one star why cuz song lags with video so fail upload still is good video but fail upload
CalorieMatesClan 2 years ago
I came.
ZaeViola 2 years ago
possibly the funiest thing ive ever seen
OfSecretFinder 2 years ago
id like to see dante beat that XD
suppahsonic 2 years ago
@shiveryshiva The proportions remind me of the Castlevania SOTN artwork. Huge bodies and small heads...It's interesting and serves to exaggerate the costuming and makes them seem larger and taller, but as soon as you realize the discrepancy it looks REALLY wrong.
newnature 2 years ago
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you i swear to jesus i will kill u if u get near my bayonetta
cocoakiller2 2 years ago
don't you just love sexy hot witches wearing glasses mmmmmmmm
I LOVE YOU BAYONETTA
you1now1me 2 years ago 20
hmmmmmm so i guess were gonna play ignore the cocoa well maybe the cocoa will ignore u 2
cocoakiller2 2 years ago
@shiveryshiva I don't think her head's small at all... It's just her hair and legs that make it seem that way..
DeltaForceMember13 2 years ago 2
greek u r totally right i oloved joy hot and hard to beat makes bayonetta seem ugly dont it?
cocoakiller2 2 years ago
i swear i just about cried when i beat this game. i loved it so much! greatest action game of all time!
GeekParadise 2 years ago 2
i have a friend who always *jizzes his pants everytime he plays
ZackaryXX 2 years ago
I think after the first time I'd tell him to shut up :3
shinatama81 2 years ago
@ZackaryXX hahahahahahaha XD
BIOSHOCK456 2 years ago
She is do-able but at the same time doing her would seem to ruin her stylish badassery.
Arp33281 2 years ago
@Arp33281 ANNNNDDDDD XDwell you cant see she didn't do it with rodin XD or luka
BIOSHOCK456 2 years ago
god damn it see this is why women shouldnt be able to coment on this stuff there just not mentally capable of seeing how a guy would reply
cocoakiller2 2 years ago
Oh whats the matter darling? Feeling de-masculated? Lol I jest
shinatama81 2 years ago
i'm a female and i think bayonetta is just like....the epitome of a strong female.
she's sexy, independent, and can annihilate everything.
Laurology 2 years ago 3
wow,super sexy i bet they do tht to fk wit u so noa ur like omg omg i cant not do her
cocoakiller2 2 years ago
intresting
an1m3d0rk 2 years ago
no i wasn't commenting on the small head. I was just saying in general how she is supposably this sexed up chick. You know the type with the big boobs and ass. To add to it more she does a stripper pole dance and all of the angles the game shoots her in is zoomed in mostly on her ass. Like i said theres nothing wrong with it just stating that this does objectify women. Or at least say to women this is what men want out of a woman.
xxporingzxx 2 years ago
To be honest, I don't really think this is sexism. Actually, I think this whole game is making fun of it. I mean, the game is very over the top and silly, so I think making the sex appeal over the top and silly really works here.
PsychoKrazyTime 2 years ago 2
I can see your point, actually.
Lady162 2 years ago
@PsychoKrazyTime The humor they inject into the normally serious storyline is enjoyable too. Remember how Luka saved Cereza from the missle?
DeltaForceMember13 2 years ago
50% fanservice. 50% "Look what we can do" showing off on the part of the developers.
100% fun.
geekciro2 2 years ago 2
OMG! OK so if you play Meet the Creeper Pink Pussy Remix by Rob Zombie along with this, the timing matches pretty damn well!!! Try it
OttersBunny 2 years ago
Looks a little like En Vouge.... A very sexy En Vogue...
HarpoFitz 2 years ago
lol what the hell...
Galoan17 2 years ago