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  • This is me when I'm off work.

    Every. Single. Time.

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  • *suddenly, naked!*

    Me: O__O

  • There is no excuse for giving her such a small head. NONE!!

  • @TheCohagen I've always thought and agreed with this, its fucking way to small!

  • Beautiful full bodied woman. Anyone else hated that Luka character in the game?

  • Boooooooobs

  • So fucking hot xD

  • I find this extremely easy to masturbate to.

  • aw yea bayonetta is bringing the sexy back

  • is ago a dante supporter?

  • Laggy as all shit.

  • dante aint soft to anyone when it comes to HIS GAME HE WILL FUCKING RAPE THIS SLUT ! AND SHOW All of THEM WHO IS DA MAN ! DMC FOREVER

  • @TheAgol07 lol

  • @Fillespia DmC sucks -_- P* must make DMC5

  • I bet nearly everyone here is jelly of her dancing skills.

  • the rumors are true, the level of sexualisation in this game is nothing short of shameless

  • On behalf of all boy pre and going through pubity let me tell all u so called grown folk who think there all that and then some we out number yall by a lot so shut the fuck up and stop dissing bayonetta WHOS WITH ME

  • i agree :)

  • the video is glitching from the sexiness and awesomeness

  • Only in Japan *claps hands*

  • wow some sado's wanting to look up bayonetta porn? wow...

  • I love the song. and man the animation on this is great! gods..... imagine how long it must have taken to do that and perfectly in-sync too....

  • ...

    So how many people sat there after first beating this game for four minutes, speechless, with their jaws on the floor? I have GOT to play this awesome/ridiculous thing.

    I like how Rodin was just standing there like "...the fuck is this goofy shit."

  • This is so F*****G hot!!!!!!

  • hmm, great vid but the sound its bit messed up on some parts

  • So this is a porn game right?

  • @TheAngel105 Nah, but it does oversexualise it's lead character

  • she can't dance

  • The audio keeps cutting out!

    GAH! I can't find this track anywhere else... what is it called?

  • @MrDavidCollins Hiroshi Yamaguchi -- Let's Dance Boys! (Bayonetta OST Disc 4)

  • this game is freaking awesome but honestly it really makes me a gay sometimes i even wanna dance like that bitch

  • Wait to you see who that is Actually dancing, no one is ready for what is about to happen; oh meh gah

    is the world ready for V.A.E.??????

    *N.L.~

  • Bayonetta would be so much better than Morrigan in Dragon Age.

  • @xixJackxix Yes. Because an exaggerated parody character who exists solely for sex appeal and craziness is far, far superior to a developed, complex character with an inspired design and a fantastic voice actress. Sure.

  • My favorite game I'm a big fan of bayonetta

  • Press pause, press play, press 4. Awesomeness occurs.

  • can we haz bayonetta 2

  • I think I really love her :P

  • All this video did was remind me of how terribly proportioned Bayonetta is...

  • sooo weird....... these japanese games

  • I actually LOVED the game. I always enjoy playing as a strong and sexy female character in these RPG's. Since I'm a girl I found it to be impowering.

  • bayonetta is definitely one of the best action games and overall 360 games i've ever played! The designers nailed it with this game. Bayonetta is a brilliant character, and the game NEVER gets boring at any time! its hard for a lot of games to say that, so kudos to them! i long await Bayonetta 2 :D maybe with 2 player co-op with Bayonetta and Jeanne???

  • Everything about her is the perfect image of a beautiful woman. I hate it when they oversize boobs, she's perfect size and shape and everything.

  • Her head, seemed a bit off-scaled compared to the rest of her build... And it ruins everything...

  • Imagine those legs wrapped around you as you're having sex with her, pulling you in with each thrust, and just when you're about to climax, she crushes your spine and your body explodes like a burrito thats been in the microwave too long.

  • Wish the sound was cutting out every second...

  • D: ... Why the freaky proportions?? small head T-T, looks weird.

  • @danriu That's why I like her over Laura Croft (or is it Craft?). She more of a "real" woman, not some blown up Barbie Doll. Although I could do without the hair-do.

  • @supersims796

    Bayonetta? A "real woman"? Have you looked at her!?

    Her legs look like they'd be 5 feet long on a normal person.

  • @Jaguar1362 Er...real enough, Like Elizabeth Berkley. Y'know, the one from Saved By The Bell.

  • @supersims796

    And she starred in Showgirls... I guess if you have legs like that, your niche is cut out for you, hahaha!

  • @Jaguar1362 Ain't that the truth!

  • @Jaguar1362 Yes well by the sounds of it most people commenting havent - A. Seen a real woman B. Been with a real woman or C. Probably even spoken with a real woman. And i agree, her head is 8 times too tiny for her body very Cartoony and looks like it was done by some horny anime dude late one night.

  • @Midnightetak Bayonetta was made and drawn by a woman!

  • @Midnightetak Absolutely wrong. Bayonetta is designed by a woman who majors in Fashion Design, and Bayonetta's body and stance clearly fit in that category, exaggerated and lean. Apparently you live in a very narrow minded world, have absolutely no knowledge of how fashion sketches are drawn, and can only associate exaggerated proportions with horny anime. How does it feel to have it backfire in your face? Go out more.

  • @Lilpenguin

    A fitness instructor was talked to by an xbox 360 magazine and he said it was impossible to get her figure as her butt was too well worked without any evidence in her legs

  • @Jaguar1362 She's wearing 4" gun heels.

  • Rip off/Homage/tribute to God hand credits, Love them both though!

  • i love how enzo sits in the background casually at 0:07 lol

  • I love this game and this ending is awesome XD

  • @JesusChristRulesYOU

    Even though I'm replying to an old comment, I say that your's is nowhere near true. If you are trolling, good job, because you successfully ticked me off.

    I'm a Christian, and I still like this video because it shows art in the sync, timing, ect.

  • its out of sync with the music!

  • How many copies do you think would sell if the main protagonist was no longer sexy?

  • @DepressedAnimeAddict I would totally buy it fr fun if bayonetta weightes 300 pounds :P

  • @DepressedAnimeAddict mmm, It´s like asking how many copies would Devil may cry sell If he wasn´t so cool and badass. It´s all part of the package, in fact, I wouldn´t be surprised if the entire game was designed FOR the main character.

  • She's a Yummy mummy :P

  • i could watch this over and over all day long

  • Epic audio skippage.

  • why? dont ask

    

  • lol so Bayonetta BEATS up the game and celebrates so by dancing for about 4 minutes?XD

  • When I first saw this, I was so confused.

  • Kratos and Dante have blue balls right now

  • Where can I DOWNLOAD this video please?

  • Funny now ppl in my school wass trying too do the dance X3

  • ...Was the music skipping ahead, or the video moving slow?

  • Surely its the game of the decade. Ending with Bayonetta dancing. What else one could ask for. I want a sequal to it!

    SIMPLY AWESOME

    Thanks for the upload

  • without spoiling the game for me is it worth it

  • Zing. Huge hips and not overly sized tits, bingo. Cosplay time.

  • Quoting Rodin:

    "Bee-autiful."

  • Once you see it, it cannot be unseen.

  • im so gonna cosplay her

    but my boobs are biger than hers D:

    unfair u.u

  • @usagui34 Thats a good thing but cheer up you can still cosplay her no matter what.

  • @XSuperTortugaX ty :3

  • I can't pay attention to her face because her boobs and her ass is in the way. :x

  • sooner or later some prOn artist is gonna draw her

  • @MrMarioheat they already did..lol..like a while ago..ha

  • @yyayya i can draw her too lol (im such a bragger hahaha)

  • @yyayya and what site did you find it from i cant just type bayonetta prOn in google

  • @MrMarioheat i found it on some random japanese website, i didn't exactly remember what site it is, but i think if you go to some japanese hentai website, you should find there...lol...and the picture i saw was that Bayonetta was SMing Dante..haha

  • @yyayya Considering how she tortures Joys, that does not surprise me.

  • @MrMarioheat i found it on some random japanese website, i didn't exactly remember what site it is, but i think if you go to some japanese hentai website, you should find there...lol...and the picture i saw was that Bayonetta was SMing Dante..haha

  • @yyayya doujin-moe.us

  • @yyayya can i have a link to this?

  • @MrMarioheat the video is in the gallorye on bayonetta the game

  • @MrMarioheat

    Why would you want to see porn of bayonetta

    shes a videogame character lolwut?

  • @MrMarioheat

    As soon as bayonetta was leaked it happened

  • @MrMarioheat who do you think designed her? xD lol jking

  • @Kilatsuri do you like to see a prOn picture of her smexing with Dante?

  • Am I the only one who laughed his ass of wehen I saw this at the end of the game on bigg ass television lol XD

  • @patman300

    i did to

  • Beautiful.

  • omigosh she's so sexy!!! WOOT GURL!!!~ .. i just wish the camera would stop spinning. it's making me dizzy XD

  • xD alguien sabe como descargar ese juego en 1 link

  • Reminds me about Porno Diane from Bastard. Dark Shneider would own her SO badly :D

  • @themarcosfox Ur missing an awasome game. Buy it ASAP.

  • this is so lame. you all are nerds

  • Wow, what a seizure.

  • Her head is kinda small.

  • LAME!!!!!!

  • that's a DANCE? I saw beter motion in second life!

  • Lara Croft was always kinda lame, I thought .-.

    Not nearly enough personality, character development, sense of life history, etc.

  • @moogaloo Tomb Raider went well into history, i actually learned more about Thor,Greek Mythology and King Author than what i learned about angels playing this!!!

  • @MultiTootyfruity I was referring to the character's apparent lack of depth, actually.

  • she kinda looks like palin

  • Damn Sarah Palin can dance!

  • as borat would say

    VERY NICE, hope they make a sequel like up too at least 4

  • Lara Croft move over! Bayonetta has taken your throne for girl protagonist in games!

  • @RyunSharp Noone can beat lara! at least lara have class, Bayonetta is just....slutty... (in a cool way though!) but...naah lara is still my no 1 Game girl...Rawwrh!

  • @RiChani Yeah well Lara's games have been increasingly sucking balls.

    I mean the first Tomb Raider games were only popular because the nerd got to play as a blocky chick with blocky tits!

    AND BY THE WAY! SLUTS RULE! ANALLY RETENTIVE PRICKS LIKE LARA SUCK BALLS!

  • @RiChani its all about samus :}

  • @RiChani

    lara died when angelina jolie played her in that stupid movie

  • @RiChani Sorry to break your bubble, but Bayonetta already beat Lara...and with only one game in shelves! :D I can't wait for Bayonetta 2.

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  • I'm surprized those "Joy" enemies are acting as dance performers when you would expect Bayonetta to blow em away!

  • Once you see it, it cannot be unseen.

  • Playing this game is definitely worth a moment of my life. I wish Bayonetta's pole dance can be also viewed on the Extra.

    I LOVE BAYONETTA!

  • Wtf? It should be illegal for tall women to dance. She is just randomly flailing her arms and legs about. She might poke somebody's eye out!

  • lol all I see is how incredibly small her head is compared to that misshaped body.. creeps me out.

  • She dances like she just beat Jet Set Radio.

    YOU GO GIRL!!

  • I forgot to mention that the dancing reminds me of spaceport channel 5 when everybody goes along...

  • Whoohoo! *whistles* I love you Bayonetta!

  • I love Bayonetta but personally, I think this choreography stinks. There's too much arm movements and it just look like she's flailing her arm around. Then again, I'm no dancer, so... *shrugs*

  • but she's doing it....in SPACE HEAVEN!!!

  • stupid

  • The time they wasted makeing this dumb dance could have been spent making the game longer....None the less, pretty funny vid though.

  • Will Exist A Woman The Half Of Perfect???

  • Totality Koda Kumi ...Perfect

  • one star why cuz song lags with video so fail upload still is good video but fail upload

  • I came.

  • possibly the funiest thing ive ever seen

  • id like to see dante beat that XD

  • @shiveryshiva The proportions remind me of the Castlevania SOTN artwork. Huge bodies and small heads...It's interesting and serves to exaggerate the costuming and makes them seem larger and taller, but as soon as you realize the discrepancy it looks REALLY wrong.

  • don't you just love sexy hot witches wearing glasses mmmmmmmm

    I LOVE YOU BAYONETTA

  • hmmmmmm so i guess were gonna play ignore the cocoa well maybe the cocoa will ignore u 2

  • @shiveryshiva I don't think her head's small at all... It's just her hair and legs that make it seem that way..

  • greek u r totally right i oloved joy hot and hard to beat makes bayonetta seem ugly dont it?

  • i swear i just about cried when i beat this game. i loved it so much! greatest action game of all time!

  • i have a friend who always *jizzes his pants everytime he plays

  • I think after the first time I'd tell him to shut up :3

  • @ZackaryXX  hahahahahahaha XD

  • She is do-able but at the same time doing her would seem to ruin her stylish badassery.

  • @Arp33281 ANNNNDDDDD XDwell you cant see she didn't do it with rodin XD or luka

  • god damn it see this is why women shouldnt be able to coment on this stuff there just not mentally capable of seeing how a guy would reply

  • Oh whats the matter darling? Feeling de-masculated? Lol I jest

  • i'm a female and i think bayonetta is just like....the epitome of a strong female.

    she's sexy, independent, and can annihilate everything.

  • wow,super sexy i bet they do tht to fk wit u so noa ur like omg omg i cant not do her

  • intresting

  • no i wasn't commenting on the small head. I was just saying in general how she is supposably this sexed up chick. You know the type with the big boobs and ass. To add to it more she does a stripper pole dance and all of the angles the game shoots her in is zoomed in mostly on her ass. Like i said theres nothing wrong with it just stating that this does objectify women. Or at least say to women this is what men want out of a woman.

  • To be honest, I don't really think this is sexism. Actually, I think this whole game is making fun of it. I mean, the game is very over the top and silly, so I think making the sex appeal over the top and silly really works here.

  • I can see your point, actually.

  • @PsychoKrazyTime The humor they inject into the normally serious storyline is enjoyable too. Remember how Luka saved Cereza from the missle?

  • 50% fanservice. 50% "Look what we can do" showing off on the part of the developers.

    100% fun.

  • OMG! OK so if you play Meet the Creeper Pink Pussy Remix by Rob Zombie along with this, the timing matches pretty damn well!!! Try it

  • Looks a little like En Vouge.... A very sexy En Vogue...

  • lol what the hell...