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  • Haha this was a funny one

  • I feel sorry for this girl, this may be the dumbest person i have ever heard

  • She sounds like matts wife.

  • It took me 2 minutes to realise how odd it was that Matt was wearing that hat.

  • HAHA "Eve" (Beth) Trolled her way into matt's heart.(and pants)

  • Haaaa!!!!!!!!! Omg that was funny!

  • "It fits in your butt" I nearly fell out of my chair.

  • banana in the butt! lol

  • "I can make something that looks like a banana apppear in my hand". Probably just my dirty mind that made me laugh at that.

  • BTW - I love how the chick's name is Eve.

  • If God made everything and God IS everything...God made itself?

  • Atheism is just a clean slate. "Usually, within the thoughts of a level headed person. x) But there is a surpreme king, if you will, a being that will soon show itself. May god open the readers eyes. Thank you G.O.D.

  • It's hard to even get started with any discussion when you get someone so lacking in even the most basic knowledge of science, I think the "something that looks like a banana appear in my hand" is about the best way to deal with someone like this. I need to go now I have some sinning to do

  • I don't think that caller had the depth to understand plant cultivation or amino acids, but they were so polite to humor her anyway. And people say atheists are immoral.

  • The hat the Matt has, I want it.

  • They fit in your butt

  • Im not american and obviously i dont want to disrespect any1...but why all dumb people speaks like that woman? o0'

  • @TheBrunozxc Because they think it's a good thing to speak like that.

  • @TheAndiePerson This makes no sense watsoever. Perhaps im mistaken, but it looks like they're kinda Gangsta slang or something... it totally makes them look more and more stupid o0'.

    If they really think that beeing pseudo-condescending with that ridiculous way to talk plus the threat of "going to hell"....they're gonna to convince someone of that nonsense... "they got another thing coming" rofl

    Anyway...thnx for the answer.

  • @TheBrunozxc Yeah I don't get it either. I just try to speak in a way that people can understand.

  • The smile at 2:29 is priceless : "wow, she is that dumb"

  • @Poodleinacan ... I meant that video...

  • God bless sinning! ... Priceless video.

  • Oranges aren't really orange? Not denying that they may indeed spray something on to them but you're telling me if I plant orange seeds in my yard and when my oranges grow and they're orange that means that someone came to my house overnight and sprayed my oranges orange?

  • "so you can make a banana appear in your hand?"

    "no, but I can make something that looks like a banana appear in my hand"

    I LOLed

  • "The big bang didn't make the trees!"

    XD

  • Best episode ever!

  • it's fucking science; the modern desert banana is artificial, it didn't exist before the 19th century. God, Christians are fucking stupid and ignorant.

  • I havn't ROFLed this much in such a long time. LOL man.....what a fucking dumb lady.

    p.s. i have gay friends. And they think the banana was made for them ;) lol

  • I can't believe she brought up the Banana=God.

  • lol,foshaw

  • I really like the face the guy made when the lady talked about the banana.

  • Did this woman seriously reference that dumb banana theory?! Ok, I may sound disrespectful, but I saw that thing as a bunch of hoo hah!

  • @Tooopper I actualy think the banana theory supports evolution more than it supports crerationism: maybe it's not the banana that fits apes' hands - it's the apes' hands that fit the bananas they've been eating for so long xD

  • @Tooopper What exactly is the 'banana theory'?

  • @fabaum22 You can search it up on Youtube. Just put in something like "the banana is proof that God exists." You should be able to find it. If not, I'll just give you a quick summary (it's been a while since the last time I saw it). People believe that the banana shows that something intelligent created life because it fits perfectly in your hand, can fit in your mouth perfectly. This caused them to believe that God exist.

  • @Tooopper WHAT THE-

    You know what, nvm. I'll just pretend I never read this.

  • @CompletlyBunned What? The banana theory?

  • wait wait wait.... bananas don't exist in the wild? humans invented bananas? can someone explain this, i'm confused. or is he saying that we change the bananas we grow (hybrid bananas?) and that hybrids can't reproduce

  • @18rubiks google "WILD BANANA"

    We made them look the way they do.

  • @maxergud gotcha, yea i figured he meant that human's made the banana by cross breeding(hybrid). still, it surprised me, i never knew that, i just thought that the banana that i ate grew in the wild.

  • @18rubiks A lot of fruit and vegetables are changed by man. Carrots, for example, aren't naturally orange. They're also thinner and longer.

  • @maxergud Oranges aren't really orange, they are dyed with a poisonous gas to make their skins orange, proper oranges have green skins :)

  • @18rubiks There are wild bananas, but the banana most westerners are familiar with is the Cavendish banana which was first produced by cross breeding wild varieties in 1836. So the theist argument that the banana is proof of God because it fits the hand and peels so easily is rubbish because they are talking about a type created by man. God would have created the wild banana, from which we made Cavendish bananas, and wild bananas don't have the qualities that are "proof" of divine creation.

  • "Pretty much.  I'm a big fan of sin." lmao

  • My ears and brain are bleeding.

  • lolololololollololol when he said i can make something that looks like a banana was he referring to his penis? xD

  • when i hear the redneck accent i MOMENTARILY know they are going to make stupid arguments that i could have made in kindergarten 

  • How many of you know that Matt is now married to "Eve"?

  • Am I the only one who notices that this chick sounds EXACTLY like the chick that was kicked out of the Alamo Drafthouse?

    "MAGNITED STATES OF AMERICA!"

  • LOL

  • What people don't understand is that most Athiests have read the entire bible, and found reasons from the text of why they believe it is un-true, or why they choose not to believe it. I believe in G-d, but I don't believe the Earth was made in seven days, and I don't believe that man was made from dust. What would seperate me from an agnostic, is that even if there ISNT a G-d, I have nothing to lose by believing in Him. The problem I have is ignorant people who say stuff like this women...

  • LOL, It's matt's wife hoax calling

  • Typical responses on this show:

    Look around you how do you think all this got here?

    You got to be sincere and ask for Jesus in your life.

    I'll pray for you.(passive-aggressive much?)

    What do you believe in then?

    You believe we came from monkeys? or Why are there still monkeys?

    What happened before the big bang?

    Say you're walking on a beach, and you look down to see [insert complicated item humans have produced]

  • I hate religion so much. 

  • Let me borrow Ray Comfort's analogy for a moment, and tell you all something you know for a fact:

    "If you see a cake, you know it had a baker."

    What if I pulled this woman into a room with a cake, complete with icing and candles, and ten people. I tell her, "One of the people in this room baked this cake."

    This woman *would not* want to bet her life on which of the ten people it was. This is ONE room, ten people, and a cake. How is the universe supposed to be so much more overtly apparent?

  • Nothing like a twangy southern accent to make you sound less intellegent.... I'm from the south so I can say that, lol

  • This was a prank call btw. If you watch the newer show with Matt and his gf beth, you'll see that it was her trolling.

  • "No, but I can make something that looks like a banana appear in my hand."

  • @Hellzone318 The proof is Jesus Christ the evidence is in the Bible

  • @Hellzone318 It takes no imagination at all, it takes faith, and grace

  • @Hellzone318 God takes care of his children he always, always provides.

  • @elibeth121 Like he takes care of amputees and quadriplegics?

  • @rsr789 Does he not still care for them?

  • @elibeth121 No, he doesn't.

    Other people do. If other people failed to care for them, they would be on their own.

  • @Ebvardh God still cares for them, he provides for them, and he still loves them. 

  • @elibeth121 How is leaving them to die on their own providing for them?

    In fact, what's even the difference between whether he provided for them or not?

    They still have to work for food, or if working is not an option, ask for charity.

    And if they don't receive it, they won't eat.

    Are you implying people don't die of hunger?

    How is this "providing" in any way, shape or form?

  • @Ebvardh An amputee does fine on their own, I know very many. They have shelter, food, clothes .family, and the goverment helps them with money, rent, and food. and heat. God never leaves the one he loves never.

  • @elibeth121 Oh, so all amputees are happy with their condition?

    All governments are helping all amputees live by? There aren't any amputees dying of hunger, is that what you're saying?

    Because a quick google search for "amputee poverty" would prove you wrong.

    Are you saying they are to be happy with their situation?

    If it is the government that sometimes (not always) helps them, how is that god?

    Has the government always helped everyone? No one has ever died of hunger?

  • @Ebvardh well my friends are, but they are also Christians. There is at least five here that live in my apartment. There rent is 200.00 dollars, they are provided food boxes four times a month, they have a nurse and cleaning lady. Yes, they are very happy. or seem happy. Some are in wheel chairs but seem just as happy as the ones that can walk. God provides cheap rent for them, a safe place to live, food, shelter, heat, friends etc. I never said no one has died of hunger. 

  • @elibeth121

    "God provides cheap rent for them, a safe place to live, food, shelter, heat, friends etc."

    No the person has helped themselves find a place for $200.00..if they looked a bit probably find one for $190...they have found friends by joining a club or maybe a part-time college course in painting or something..the only one talking action is themselves

    Or did a god just say I found a apartment for you its at this block heres the map

    seriously is your brain functioning?

  • @Ebvardh If my friends here needed food they would certainly be provided for., If they need help they know where I live. In colorado they are well taken care of, I have no idea where you live. But God always provides.

  • @elibeth121

    @elibeth121

    "God never leaves the one he loves never."

    So why is the goverment helping them with money etc etc ..... "and the goverment helps them with money, rent, and food. and heat"

    Dont you mean people who pay taxes are helping someone and the government shares it to help people like amputees

    Where do you think a amputee would be ..if no one paid taxes for health care...well charity I guess..but again thats man helping man

  • @elibeth121

    Your god hasnt come into the picture..funny that

  • @elibeth121 I live in a particularly violent place. Not only can I encounter poverty and hunger any day, I'm sure that, not only does "god" not "always" provide (70 million people died of famine just last century), people who provide for those in need needn't god to do it.

    Are you saying were there no god, no one would feed the homeless if they saw them about to die of starvation? Would you?

    In fact, how does HUMAN charity prove god at all? Why does there need be charity if "god provides"?

  • @Ebvardh I never said there wasnt a God. If you are talking about third world countries, that is because of their controlling government. I do feed the homeless, I give them clothes, and money. I believe that the charity is from God. He provides a way and he came through charity.

  • @elibeth121 I believe that you feed the homeless and give them clothes. Why would you attribute your own will to help them to god?

    My question wasn't about third world countries, I'm talking about human kind in general.

    I'm saying how does charity become a necessity in a world were god provides?

    And a necessity which not always get tended to, by the way. In this sense, I am talking about third world countries. How come, if god provides, these controlling governments cause wrong on their people?

  • @Ebvardh God changes you, when you are willing to accept God. I believe that everyone has good in them, but it is much easier to sin without having God in your life. Why do I knit hats and scarves for homeless? Because, God helps me to not be selfish, and God tells us to feed the poor, clothe them, and help them. Their evil goverment keeps them like this, they do not provide food for them, they withold it. If they would give themselves we wouldnt have this issue.

  • @elibeth121 So, no person outside of your faith has ever made clothes for the homeless?

    Come on!

    But we have these issues. You say god always provides, but we have these very terrible issues.

    Which one is it?

    Are you saying god doesn't always provides? That only if you accept him he provides? What about Buddhists? Are there no Buddhists who live a good life?

    Are there no charitable Buddhists or Shintoists or Jews?

    I don't get why you think you can only enjoy helping other humans "through god".

  • @Ebvardh Did I say that anyone that isnt a Christian has not helped um no. . He cares about everyone He's mighty enough to create everything in the whole world He is mighty enough to care for our individual needs as well. God didnt intend for the suffering and pain in the world. But, everything bad that's happened is a result of living in a sinful and corrupt world. We were born to bless others because of the blessing God has given us, he has a way of making everything work out.

  • @elibeth121 So, god didn't intent for suffering and pain in the world, yet there's suffering and pain in the world?

    God didn't intend for suffering and pain in the world. He invented it. Controls everything in it, yet pain and suffering?

    Did god slip and make the world corrupt by mistake?

    How did it work out for the people in Hiroshima in 1945? Or the Mexican students in 1968? Or the Jews at Auschwitz? Or the people at the WTC? Or the Indian Tsunami? Or the Japanese one? Or the Sri Lankan one?

  • @Ebvardh and I never ever said that only Christians help out the poor. There are thousands of organization that help out.World hunger is a completely MAN MADE problem. There is enough food on the planet God made for us all to feed the world's population more than 3 times over. The problem is in distribution. What are, you, doing about it? I hope it is more than sitting around blaming God,

  • @elibeth121 Then what difference does it make to be a Christian if not only christians help the poor?

    And again, why are the poor even poor if god provides?

  • @elibeth121 I know that third world countries are in a bad state because of their controlling government.

    Are these governments are somehow beyond god's control?

    They can ruin people to poverty, corruption, starvation, sickness, but god can't provide in their case?

    Again, in the last century only 70 million people died of famine, and you're saying god provides?

    No. Sometimes, when people like you have a will, YOU provide. But there are a lot of people who die without "god" providing for them.

  • @Ebvardh God doesn't want them to starve. long ago God gave humans,as the higher beings,the power of free will and mind to choose-- it's MAN who lets MAN starve, God has provided AMPLE food and the INTELLIGENCE to continue to replentish the food supply to take care of ALL of us.Its mans greedy selfishness that will be the ruination of us all.There are charities working towards feeding the children. It's sad, I'm not sayin' that it's not, but they are victims of Satan.

  • @elibeth121 So, you're basically saying that we're out of god's reach and so is our greedy selfishness? Our will has more effect on our reality that god's will?

    What about satan? Is he out of god's reach and control too?

    And why are these bad things not an immediate consequence of god's will and power if he made everything himself, if nothing is out of his control, if he knew what everything was and would be even before he made it?

    You mean to tell me he gave us food but not the will to give it?

  • @Ebvardh No way are you out of God's reach. Anyone can repent and come to God at any age. You make a choice, you follow God or you reject him. It is all up to you. No, Satan will be dealt with when Jesus is ready. Can he control Satan? Aboslutely, but he gave satan free will also. I dont have all the answers of the bible and of the world. All I can say that God is good, loving, merciful, and forgiving. We choose to do bad, God does not want or make us to be bad. It is our choice.

  • @elibeth121 What about people who've never even heard of god?

    There aren't many missionaries in PR China.

    Why isn't god providing for these people? Why isn't god even apparent to them?

    God created us knowing exactly what we'd do, created satan who's responsible bad and you're saying he's not to blame?

    Why is a person guilty for their sin, but god isn't guilty for what they do if he created them capable of sinning and with knowledge of every choice they'd eventually make, and its consequences?

  • @Ebvardh My Aunt and Uncle were martyrs in China. They were beheaded for being missionaries and bringing the word of God to China so dont say that missionaries are not in china because after my Aunt and Uncle died, My grandparents went there. and after my grandparents my parents went there. Almost every one in the world has a had a chance to hear about God. God is never to be blamed. You sin that is your fault, but you get back up again. He didnt make us capable of sinning. we chose it

  • @elibeth121 That was my point. You DON'T hear the word of god in China today, do you?

    I've been to China. These people aren't being delivered bibles or anything of such relation to christianity.

    If the only way to improve things is by getting close to god, how do you expect all the people in China, all three billion of them, to improve?

    And why getting close to god? Why not changing government or implementing social programs?

    And how did we choose sin? Didn't he make us capable of choosing sin?

  • @Ebvardh There are 1.3 Billion people in China that are Christians.A survey by a Shanghai University Professor found that 40 million people in China were Christians. 1%) Christians of which 4 million are Roman Catholics and 10 million Protestants.That is a lot to me. They have been delivered bible, millions of them, there are also thousands of missionaries still in China. We have sponsored thousands of families there.We send them chickens and goat and other things every month

  • @elibeth121 Okay. I grant you this, you are doing good things, and there is a community in China doing good things.

    But seriously, would you not do these things if your motivation wasn't the church?

  • @Ebvardh God defines who I am. Through his morality, through his wisdom love and mercy he guides me. God makes me a better person. Would I be good without him? Propably, but then I think back to all my bad habits before I became Christian and how I have changed. I did not want to change no ones really does, but he changed me for the better. I hear within myself the voice of of conscience, which urges me to to what is good and warns me against what is evi.

  • @elibeth121

    Ug, it's an ignorant, inconsistent brutal and terrifying story written by ignorant sheep herders of the bronze age.

    Reality is so amazing, and you get laughed at so much less.

  • @Ebvardh God did create us without sin. Adam and Eve were created without sin. However, they were given free will; they abused it, and thus sin entered the world, staining the human race. Only through the grace of God can we ever become sinless creatures. Yes, God created the tree, but he did not force Eve to eat of it. Yes, She could just as well have said no to the serpent than to have eaten the forbidden fruit, yet she chose to do so. Satan jacked us up and then Adam and Eve.

  • @elibeth121 But, how could they know? If I leave a kid with a glass of drain-o and tell him not to drink it, it's my fault. The kid doesn't understand what'll happen.

    When they "abused" their free will, they had no knowledge of right and wrong.

    They disobeyed god, but didn't god knew he made beings capable of abusing their free will?

    Of course she said yes to the snake. It seems obviously bad, but how would she have known otherwise?

    What was satan even doing there if god wanted us to be there?

  • @Ebvardh When adam and eve and satan abused their free will, they knew they were sinning. It is easily assumed that our first parents were given enough free will, knowledge, and judgement that they knew what they were doing. The first human beings freely disobeyed God, choosing to follow their own will rather than God's will.

    Free will doesn't always = knowledge of good and evil. The whole point of the tree was to give Adam and Eve the choice of whether to obey God or not.

  • @Ebvardh Sin makes us do bad things that we don’t want to do, and keeps us from doing good things that we need to do. Sin makes us lazy. Sin makes us fat. Sin gives us venereal disease. Sin makes us hate. Sin makes us say things that hurt people..Sin kills..God created us with free will to accept him or reject him. Sin is the rejection of God. If sin wasn't possible, there would be no free will

  • @elibeth121 Sin make us do bad things, but who made those bad things bad?

    Didn't god designed how we perceive the world? How we will act upon it?

    And again, you're saying if sin wasn't possible, there wouldn't be any free will (and I agree that according to your theology, this is true).

    So, I ask again, is our free will free of god's will?

  • @Ebvardh Satan and Adam and Eves fall is what made sin and evil. God is always there, awaiting our choice - although "awaiting" seems also to personalize, or infer choice. God is just there already. We choose Him. When one is with God, walking with God, talking with walk, he is likely to follow God's will; however, we sometimes does not know any differences between his will and God's will. There is free will and God's will. I can not tell you what God wants for you..

  • @rsr789 we have a lot of quads here also for this is an disabled home. I have had three strokes, and cannot walk, I am just as happy in a wheel chair then I would be walking. I know that I am very well taking care of.

  • these r some nerdy sobs it should be the boring nerd experience.

  • @chauncey1383 nerd as in intelligent? well it sure beats having a child like imagination.

  • @spacecoke not exactly more like ugly boring nerdy,boring,nerdy weird take abath nasty mofo nerdy. o did i say boring, and lets make ashow about something that doesnt exist, yeah that makes since , next week i make show callled the spiderman experience and have people call in and ask if they think hes real or not, onne thing these guys forgot about is the shroud of turin proof 100% that jesus did walk the earth .!

  • theres more evidence that God does exist than he doesnt!

  • @Hellzone318 It isnt imagination it is called Faith and grace, believe and a leap of faith

  • @Hellzone318 You need to discover God yourself. You can ask him in faith to reveal himself to you, to show you who he is. Why would you choose death over life? God is the way the truth and the life. When you have God in your life, it is the most amazing love you will ever feel. It is truly amazing.

  • @Hellzone318 No, I didnt say that,. He is not starving thousands of children it is their corrupt government that does not allow food and money to go to these people. I know because I went to Africa, to deliver boxes of food and supplies in a big truck, They told me that they would deliver it, to the poorest people but they never did. They would not let us deliver it ourselves. Evil exists, satan and Adam and Eve started the fall of man.We choose to sin, and we choose to reject God.

  • @Hellzone318 Then you were not on the right path. You recieve Jesus Christ, into your heart to save you from your sins.

  • ayund randuhmlee creayted lahf XD *bonus points if you can read this*

  • @Hellzone318 He or she hears within himself the voice of conscience, which urges him to do what is good and warns him against what is evil. Anyone who follows the path reasonably finds God. We believe through God's word, through what the church teaches. I feel him and he lives in me.

  • @Hellzone318 My life change is proof, God's word is proof. The bible is proof. To be a human being means to come from God and to go to God. We come from God, in whom all happiness of heaven and earth is at home. The world cannot have its origin and its destination within itself. In everything that exists, there is more than we can see. The order, the beauty and the development of the world point beyond themselves toward God. Every person is receptive to what is true, good and beautiful.

  • @Hellzone318 If he was made up I would not believe in him. He does not lead you to blind faith. Something incomprehensible is not for that reason less real

  • @elibeth121 wasn't Zeus made up and people believe in him

  • @MrBlackatheist A lot of people have false idols and fake gods.

  • @Hellzone318 Well, to bad you are wrong.

  • "it fits in your butt!" That made laugh with tears.

  • I'll bet this gal lives in a trailer, handles snakes and drinks poisons. Plus I'll betcha she has three kids each by a different father: one black, one white & one Mexican!

  • How can she look at society, and the atrocities of her Holy Book and say "There is a God?"

  • @joemantex there are no atrocities of the Holy book.

  • It made my day lol

  • "Eve" is now actually Matt's wife.

  • lol @ "no..but i can make something thats LIKE a banana appear in my hand" #epic

    

  • Everyone, this is a prank call. The person who called is now one of the hosts' wife :p

  • With all the natural beauty and wonder in the world how can anyone possible be happy with 'God created it'?

    The explanation of how galaxies, stars, planets and ultimately life came to exist is orders of magnitude more fascinating and awe inspiring than any simplistic fairy tale spread by any religion.

  • @DreddDwarf Have you ever heard of anyone in history being imprisoned or executed for distributing copies of Grimm’s fairy tales? What would you say if you’d heard that copies of The Iliad and The Odyssey had been banned in Saudi Arabia and North Korea? Imagine people trying to smuggle copies of Hans Christian Andersen’s works into China? Such ideas are comical, but the Bible, which has been called a mere collection of myths and fairy tales, has suffered all of these fates

  • @elibeth121

    The intelligence we have all evolved makes it possible for me and you to see the wonder in those stories for ourselves.

    Can't you see that without out naturally evolved intelligence we would be forced into a world of god where even the slightest ideas of fairies would be blasphemy and utterly denied from us from before we were able to know differently.

    Religion stifles thought, denies questions and punishes answers.

  • @DreddDwarf God is the best thing that can happen to anyone. Being, a Christian means life through Jesus Christ,

  • @elibeth121

    What has god got to do with religion?

    If you must believe in a God do it in you way.

    Religion is a corruption of faith made my man to give himself power.

  • @DreddDwarf You are totally wrong, religion is not a corruption of anything. It is not man made and does give us any power only Jesus holds power. Have a nice life.

  • @elibeth121

    Unlike your sarcasm I hope we both have a nice life because this is important as we only have one.

    I also feel solace in knowing that after your death you will be incapable of realising you wasted your life believing in a fictitious god.

  • @DreddDwarf Well we will see what we, but I guarantee that I will be in heaven with my Heavenly Father. There is a heaven and hell whether you believe or in it or not. Waiting for Christians, will be " what no eye has seen, nor ear heard, nor the heart of man conceived, what God has prepared for those who love him." Hell is the outer darkness, it is a condition of complete rigidity and hopeless isolation from everything that could bring aid, relief, joy, and consolation.

  • @elibeth121 I'm sorry to tell you this but I must save you from your delusion; there is no evidence for any God, any life after death or anything the confirms what people belief about life after death is true. It is a fantasy. And if you do believe the bible is the word of your God (because there are hundreds of Gods) then your God ordered Rape, Incest, Murder, torture, pillaging.

  • @333MJH There is no evidence for God is your life, but there is in millions and in mine. God does we has to do, but he did not condone rape, incest, murder or torture. You are not one to question God's morality, He does what is best for everyone and if that means punishing evil people, then so be it

  • @elibeth121 Well, if your God was real then you'd think he'd make himself scientifically provable, and yes I am one to question your Gods morality as your God is supposed to be "good" and "just", you know those words that we apply to things that we think should be acceptable. There is plenty of evidence why there is no Christian God, answer me this very simply please; "Why did Jesus come down to Earth?" (assuming he existed, which I don't think he did).

  • @333MJH God is not a scientific experiement. Jesus’ mission to Earth is that it directly affects your life now and forever. Jesus came to restore your relationship to God the Father. The death of Jesus on the cross is the most important event in history that affects your life directly.

  • @elibeth121 No, not an experiment, I'm saying can science conduct an experiment proving his existence, since it can't he must not exist as far as we can tell. Now, you say he died to restore our relationship with God. Can't he do that instantly without the need to sacrifice himself to himself? Why did God allow us to fall from this "relationship" in the first place, Jesus would never have been needed to be sent down if God had got it right the first time.

  • @333MJH Jesus died for each one of us. We have all have sinned and come short of the glory of God. Jesus came down here to be the sacrifice for our sins. He came down here to die in our place so that we can be reconciled to God. He did it for us. God knew ahead of time what the results of sin would be.. God allowed Satan to tempt Adam and Eve to force them to make the choice. Adam and Eve chose, of their own free will, to disobey God and eat the forbidden fruit

  • @elibeth121 This is one of the reasons why I'm doubtful of your God, if God wanted to he could snap his fingers and all evil and all sin would disappear, everyone would love him and everyone would be happy. That would be an ideal world for both of us, we love God, he loves us, we're all happy. Instead he allows evil to exist, he allows us to sin, and then punishes us even though he could stop the crime in the first place.

  • @elibeth121 they had a share of the Divine Life in their souls; They also were granted what is referred to as the preternatural gifts of bodily immortality, integrity and infused knowledge. We were given free will. He allowed temptation in the world, not so we would choose evil, but so that we would choose the good.O We are quick to acknowledge in word that Jesus is our Savior, but not so quick to acknowledge in action that we are sinners in need of a savior.

  • @elibeth121 not really affecting my life, the death of a star (exploding) is the most important thing for me. I love stars. If it wasn't for them, you wouldn't be translating, with your brain, these pixels on your screen right now. With your brain and your computer screen both being matter that basically was formed in these stars and blown into the universe when they exploded. 

  • @elibeth121 You are guaranteeing that you'll be in Heaven...but according to the Bible God is the judge not YOU...therefore you cannot guarantee this...so you are obviously willing to say things you KNOW are not true, simply to try to force us to believe the way you do. Either that or you are ignorant of the way the religion you claim is your own and 'oh so' important works which is debatably less bad...but not much I should think.

  • @mistert791979 .YOU NEED FAITH IN THE BLOOD OF JESUS TO GET INTO HEAVEN. THE LORD JESUS CHRIST WAS CRUCIFIED FOR OUR SINS AS OUR SUBSTITUTE. YOU MUST REPENT OF YOUR SINS AND BELIEVE IN HIM--HIS DEATH, HIS BURIAL, AND HIS RESURRECTION FROM THE DEAD IN ORDER TO BE SAVED AND TO GET INTO HEAVEN.For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.To get into heaven, you have to REPENT of your sins and BELIEVE the gospel of Jesus Christ

  • @elibeth121 Oh, well. I never heard THAT before...and since you said it in all caps now I am utterly convinced. Just tell me where I can sign up for your particular phony breed of religion so I don't burn in your imaginary Hell.

    Also, that was completely unrelated to what I said; and you are obvioulsly avoiding the point because you know what you claimed had no validity.

  • @mistert791979 Well, you will cetainly be the one of find out. Does because you think it does not exist does mean it does.God describes Heaven as the dwelling place of the angels and saints, and the goal of creation. He describes Hell as the outer darkness, It is so horrible to contemplate a condition of complete rigidity and hopeless isolation from everthing that could bring aid, relief, joy, and consolation into one's life. Such a hard choice heaven or hell.

  • oh sweet texas

  • I heard that this caller was basically a troll. I also heard that Matt ended up engaged to this woman. Is this true?

  • @PachucoDesigns

    Yes; but she was an athiest at this point.

  • @farnium Yeah, I heard she just called in trolling. lol

  • Can you win the "Darwin Award" without actually dying?

  • @tweekyseagull

    cut off your testicles in hilarious circumstances, i think that should do it

  • FAKE AND GAY

  • Hahaha.. these videos crack me up.. laughing my ass off here! Fantastic!

  • I seem to remember in a later episode it is revealed that 'Eve' is actually Beth, now his wife :D She was calling to prank him and it seems to have worked :D

  • I'm supposed to believe a guy who wears a stupid hat like that?

  • @jpgrygus Ask the pope

  • @Justpastawesome I did ask the pope. And he also said beware of a guy who wears stupid hats to hide their bald head.

  • Lolol Matt #1 troll.

  • This is his wife before he knew her. Seriously. Lol.

  • a simple discussion about god like in the video is absurd.

    god him self should be defined before the start of the discussion.

    until one or two centeries ago god was everything that was worshipped.

    so basicly anything that is turned into a center of life of somebody turns into a god for that person.

    the god of spinosa (Allah) for instance encapsulates all physical laws .

    so the concept is so relative to be discussed in this too superficial manner.

  • LOL, that was pure pwnage :)

  • How does she know bananas don't fit in her butt? Did she try it?

  • @mvanroy Maybe, maybe not. I guess Matt can have her check that out now, every night... "Eve" was a prank call by Beth, the woman whom later not only got to know Matt, but also just married him :-)

  • @mvanroy this was a prank call by the woman he eventually married lol

  • I think she may of been watching a Ray Comfort special before this and called.