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  • The head just fucking EXPLODES

  • Idolatría

  • I love how people start taking pictures! lol

  • HEADSHOT!

  • beheaded in church lol

  • Fucking owned

  • 0:14 Praise FSM!!!

  • if the thing had worked they would've thanked their god for the blessing of the ceremony and how all things went correct and now that the statue broke what do they say!

    LOL nice fail :P.

  • I show it my dad and we die of laugh!!!!!!!!!

  • HAHAHAHHAHAH!!!....

  • He lost his fucking head, LMFAO

  • LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • i bet god was laughing his ass off.

  • jajajaja this is funny :D

  • >Oh shit!!!

  • lol @ the nun who almost tried to catch it

  • Damn, now we need some holy glue...

  • this is a sign of satan screwing with god hahaha

  • Not that this is exactly funny, but I'm guessing that, at this point in time, God was saying something along the lines of, "Hast thou forgotten the second commandment I gave unto thee?"

  • funny stuff. 2 thumbs up.

  • Your Faith! God Dammit!

  • HAHAHA dumbasses, all religion is fucking stupid

  • who would have thought it - one of the funniest things i have ever seen happend in a roman orthodox church service !! LOL...

  • ale urwał

  • I love how someone took a picture after it fell

  • where is your God now ???

  • @david511xxx wrong Question.

  • Thats what happens when you employ four old men to carry a heavy statue.

  • wtf? 4 old man carrier a heavy idol

  • gavity 1 ; god 0

  • like the bible says... they have feet but cant walk to stupid priests have to cary them.

  • oh no! our God is made of stone!

  • 0:20

    "Nope, wasn't me, guv!"

  • owned

  • If you press 4 rapidly, it looks like everyone is dancing in celebration at the demise of the statue.

  • good one satan! see he does have a sense of humor

  • well most creationist are stupid no shit this was going to happen

  • the lady in the first row kind of wanted to die for the statue.. she was trying to catch it from falling.. crazy

  • I like the part when his head popped off.

  • I laughed SO HARD.

  • hahhahahahahaha

  • Dear church.....haaa haaaah!

     signed, nelson

  • It was the Evil One, I tell you. The Evil One!

  • (POSTED ON THE DOOR OF CHURCH ) : " SORRY NO AFTERNOON SERVICE TODAY , YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE WELCOME TO ATTEND THE TRIAL AND EXECUTION OF THE BLASPHEMER WHO DARE TO DESECRATE OUR BELOVED IMAGE OF (ILLEGIBLE ) THIS MORNING.....GOD BLESS YOU !!!! (NO FIREARMS , PLEASE , BUT FEEL FRE TO BRING YOUR CHILDREN )

  • Oh fuck that was funny! Nothing like watching religious retards pile stupidity on top of stupidity by praying (to statues or at all) and hiring weak clumsy old men to carry them! LOL

  • Satan wins! Fatality. 

  • one of gods commands: thou shall not have other gods before me, or this will happen

  • @Cran64 Glad I'm not the only one that thought that lol

  • The God of the Bible said not to worship Idols...so....

  • Lmfao boom

  • funniest thing is we know exactly whos fault it is

  • thumbs up to the lady who screemed out NO!

  • idols...

  • Someone should make a dub of this video with "false idols fall" playing in the background by Comeback Kid.

  • Silly churchgoers and their superstitions.

  • sick..

    

  • hhhhh fuck jesus

  • Gravity - It's the LAW!

  • That idol feel perfectly on it's head. I like the way the prop it back up. Good as new. Without a head.

  • SCREAM YOU SUPERSTITIOUS BASTARDS!

  • a chat before the church dominical service:

    priest: "let the old men carry the statue they are wise and statue will be in good hands... we don´t want teenagers carrying the statue of st Eleuterious of Nicomedia"

    comitee: we are agree

  • @MarcoTUV HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WIN WIN WIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • i can bet my left hand that almost everyone in there interpreted it as an OMEN!!! 

  • next time, lets just use a trolly...

  • lol

    

  • REPENT EVERYONE!!! REPENT!!!!!

  • NOW YOU ALL ARE GOING TO HELL!!!

  • press 3

  • Lawl, I love the old guy who just let go!(:

  • God did it :o)

  • Old man thinking he was hardcore carrying with no hands fail!

  • loled

  • behold the behaded idol!

  • the idol has fallen. How about some Jesus worship now!

  • God 1 : Graven Image 0

  • The real fail here is going to church.

  • SANTA CAIDA...BATMAN...

  • Somebody took a picture at 00:18, right after it fell, like they were expecting it, roflmao

  • Every church is a fail.......

  • @justtryharder you dont know what your saying! ^_^

  • The congregation singing is horrible!

  • Dude, if I was at that church, I would be like the kid in the back pew just laughing my fucking ass off.

  • Why would you let a grandfather carry a big stattue?

  • Reminds me of Hellraiser 3, when the Catholic Priest tried banishing Pinhead with a silver cross, Pinhead quotes the bible saying, "Thou shalt not bow down before any graven image." and immediately the cross melts in the priest's hand, fusing it...lol

  • HUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHAUHAUHAUHAUAHA­UHAUHAUHAUHAUAHUAHUAHUAHAUHAUH­AUHAUHAUAHUAHUAHAUHAUHAUAHUAUH­AHAUHAUHAUAHUAHAUHAHUHAUHAUHAU­HAUHAUAHUA...

    My idol is dead! Fuck!

  • hahahahahahahaha

  • ahahahahahahahhaha

    

  • Oh my idol!

  • Look at Mr. Blue Suit, trying to impress the ladies by being hands-off with the statue platform for a second.

  • nothing to lose your head over :)

  • If I was there I would have learned more saint names then the Pope from my grandmother screaming...

  • It's just a statue! They're screaming like somebody died!

  • God Is Speaking.......

  • DAT SHIT AIN´T FUNNY DAWG

  • That's what they get! GOD doesn't like ugly! LOL.

  • head splattered all over the place :P

  • Bad omen

  • The guy on the right is the one to blame.

  • christianity=polytheistic and idolatry religion

  • how can their god save them from hell when it can't even save itself from falling??? LMAO

  • stupid idolaters!

  • Like fine wine, this gets better with each viewing.

    

  • @ConstanceComet fine SACRAMENTAL wine ma nigguh

  • who was that statute of? I'm kinda glad it fell over

  • @carsonbojarson Not sure what saint that is. But you shouldn't be glad it fell. I remember I did that when I was a little boy for May Crowning, those things are hard to carry!

  • This is what happens when you let elderly Italian men do a woman's work.

  • Hehe, church people are stupid. I'm glad I don't go there.

  • bring charlie sheen to this church for god´s sake

  • ROTFLMAO stupid lemmings.........

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  • God hates idols... smh

  • @95jds

    evidently

  • "Not big enough! build another!" said god.

  • Oh no our big statue fell, the lord is not pleased

  • Great....all that communion money that they got won't go to something useful like charity now. Instead they will spend those1000s of dollars on a new statue.

    Stay classy church....

  • IT'S A SIGN!!!!!!!XD

  • The old man Ghost riding the handle is hilarious. I wonder what poured out of the statues head? Reese’s pieces?

  • This is the work of the Flying Spaghetti Monster punishing those who believe in the false prophet, Christ.

  • o no he's dead!  AGAIN

  • ROFL!@#!#!@#!@#

  • $1000 dollars+some gold when -------BOOM

  • That was really sad: no candies inside, not fair!

    

  • *staue falls*

    Announcer: Atheism WINS.

  • loltheism

  • Lmao suck shit ppl church fail 4eva

  • I guess these people forgot the third commandment...

  • WTF?

  • ATHEIST WIN!

  • @blacksplicer04 not really, I'm theist and I was rofling and nearly died :P

  • that might have woken up some of the sleepy ppl..........

  • Slight over-reaction.

  • LOL I love it that someone took some opportune shots on their camera

  • Satan is in da house! LOL

  • "we can put a little tape on this its fine"

  • ever hear of the term "false idol"?

  • He's still making his pose... headless

  • and of course just an epic scream throughout a catholic church lol

  • You got the Jesus death all wrong!

  • That statue would have been full of candy if this happened in a Mexican church.

  • @westeightyone All I can say is HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 2012

  • You win again gravity.

  • I've made my choice........ 666!!

  • The old man in blue fucked it all up! HAHAHA!

  • Hahahaha. Maybe it was one of the other 10's of thousands of made-up gods that made this happen!

  • @calgarymikey27 if they were made up...how could they cause anything to happen?

  • @1993DavidW100 It's called sarcasm. You must be religious telling by your low intelligence level.

  • @calgarymikey27 your sarcasm makes no sense...get a life and grow up

    oh and another thing...only a true idiot would judge someone's intelligence based off their religious beliefs...and obviously you are a moron because you dont know my intelligence level or my religious beliefs.

    idiot

  • @1993DavidW100 Well religious ppl do believe in something made up wich makes their logical thinking screwed up.

  • idol worship

    be thankfully no one got hurt

  • I like how everyone reacts like someone got shot

  • ahhh... this video makes me happy & relaxed :)

  • SATAN-1 CHURCH-0

  • @12thaveforeal IM STILL A CHRISTIAN

  • @12thaveforeal jajajajaja i like your comment lol

  • i was cheacking out my church channel No body goes to see whats on that channel except me and the recent comment from there channel is on a vid called BOOBS and it says Big boob karly you might have bigger boobs but you are not hotter! NOW THATS A FAIL!

  • "You're doing it wrong." - God

  • 10 people were hit by the statue's shrapneal D:

  • This fell because they are worshiping statues... and I've never seen such a ceremony in church...

  • @robot851 I'm pretty sure it fell because one of the guys lost his grip. Then again, who am I to say. Maybe you're right and the reason it fell was because of "magic". (Throws up jazz hands)

  • Truth win...

  • God Fail...

  • LOLZ someone took a photo at 0:19!!!

  • This is why you shouldn't worship statues.

  • @xabamsar  no offense or dis. but i wonder why they worship idles [ statues]. ?

  • God is going to destroy that church

  • you know in retrospect, they probably shouldn't use a bunch of old men for that lol

  • The spirit is coming down ...! Watch out people ..! Bamg !!!! Jajajajajaa

  • What kind of stupid ceremony is this?

    ...isn't there a widely known story in the Bible where it is specifically told not to love idols?

  • @Apokalipsz42 Its all over the Bible... I guess they haven't gotten to that part yet.

  • @07wurd yes, and maybe I was sarcastically referring to the story of Moses as well. Next time try and actually understand my comment....

  • @Apokalipsz42 Wow! I understood your sarcasm and was adding to it. Sorry for not "understanding" it (sarcastic remark... just to let you know so you won't get it confused next time)

  • 0:19snapshot! lol

  • im pretty sure i heard someone say "JESUS"

  • wow god really dropped the ball on this one lol

  • EPIC WIN.....for the YouTube viewers.

  • Religion: I laugh at it more than actual comedy.

  • No!!! Baby Jesus' Heaaayyyyddd!

  • May all the idols be cast down just like this one.

    DOWN WITH RELIGION!