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  • This.. is baaaaaad ..

  • I miss Westwood Studios...

  • Red Alert 3 was such a shit game! EA ruined C&C.

  • AT LEAST RED ALERT 1 AND 2 MADE SENSE this is just silly

  • @tomlad11 red alert 3 does make sense if you know your history

  • how does the fuck a Lieutenant wears a 3-stripes sergeant uniform?

  • red laert 1 was best red alert game, but srsly... red alert 3 has TIM CURRY

  • FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUU EA 

  • @revolutionary17 Lol, south park referance!

  • this is fucking horrible

  • IF I KNEW ANYTHING I WOULD TELL YOU!!! ROFL JC!

  • I lost my focus when she whas cleaning that knife O.o

    i whas thinking on something else.....

  • this is not even red alert anymore...

  • @MrOldCrow No you are just not the Red alert fan anymore :P

  • acting is sooooo bad compared to ra2...

  • @Pumamobile **** You!

    How dare you call their actings suck?

    I love tim curry and even gemma atkinson. You are probably glad that you found an another fake reason to insult the game and trying to make the previous ones seem better.

  • @PsionicAnnihilator

    lol, im not insulting the game i loved it. But the cast of ra2 was amazing.

  • @Pumamobile lol sorry I sometimes get pissed off ...

  • so, the allied commander has a little harem of his own

  • ;p;p;

  • "She will be our Intel Manager <3"

  • Guy on king oni leg - "well, just finished filling her up with petrol"

    Captain - "you do know they run on deisel, right?"

  • laaame jaaaps

  • go poo somewhere else

  • wow epic tech weapons lolol really

  • Transcribe audio : "dot is that we have (Tanya is the best we have) gentelmen fifteen diffirent ways with a bare hands so word of advice (She can kill a man fifteen diffirent ways with her bare hands. So a word of advice), building on a bedside (dont get on her bad side)

    ROFL Tanya is a gentleman and shes building on a bedside.

    WEIIIIRD.

    "Before you know i do think, blackboard jungle together."

  • Transcribe audio : Another militia level off, very beautiful, daily variety. How would you like to join. carmel commander, everyone needs to be like them, even a shotgun

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  • if the armies of Red Alert 3 would somehow invade our earth, wonder who would win?

  • okay, so you have 3 options

    1:Get 2 Girls and Become a Hero for the Allied

    2:Become a Shogun and also get 1 Girl

    3:Rule the World

    why chose option 1 and 2 when you can 3

  • @villiam872388 because ruling the world is so much of a job? Lazy people like me may just pick option 2 since juggling 2 girls can also be a much boring work?

  • @villiam872388

    but you also get Kelly Hu if you finish the Japanese Campaign

  • The fact that tanya, the "commando" never gets dirty, keeps on all her makeup, and has perfectly styled hair makes me doubt her fighting prowess.

  • @TheZombieMack 1 word, Chronobelt...

  • What's the name of the girl from the Empire of Rising Sun?

  • @TheXxxvalterxxx

    Kelly Hu, I think.

  • 4:13

    Die waffen, legt AAAAAAN *boom*

  • 4:31 Well, yeah... that's why Im going for a King Oni armwrestling contest, bitch.

    You think you're more interesting than flying a fucking Mecha Tengu?

    Go back to work!

  • Tanya....I could've sworn I've seen you in a few porno's

  • Forget the Allied girls, give me the Soviet hottie Dasha.

  • the burst drone is so cute with its eyes and stuff, not in game, but at the first cutscene of the film

  • 0:50 That's the Emperor's way of saying "GIMMEH MAH SAKHALIN BACK!!"

  • 3:48 DANG IT!!! i want both grrr!!

  • that man on the chair is lucky :D

  • liutenant Eva is realy hot and cute

  • I miss red alert 1 tanya, when she actually bled in the FMV instead of this crap.

  • . . . this is porn movie quality acting. . aka really really bad

  • @malefica1 Lol yeah, but it was supposed to be that way. =P

  • @malefica1 You really dont understand red alert at all do you mr shitposter?

  • @malefica1 have C&C movies EVER been high quality XD?

  • @malefica1

    c'mon we all like porn :D

    

  • @malefica1

    Judging from most of the script, i think thats the point.

  • @malefica1 lieutenant evas uniform IS porn

  • i wahnt old tanya meybe both (tanya clone)

  • EA, please go back to making racing games, thank you.

  • obviously Eva and Tanya don't like each other very much XD

  • 3:48 ....uh oh

  • @Sodaboy1223 rember what he said about tonya... she can kill a man 15 ways... so... yea.... uh oh...

  • 1:45

    Transformers! Asians In Disguise!

  • @machdude1 1:31 jedi armada strike back

  • I dont miss tanya I miss BORIS!!! HELL YEAH what ever the name of that new girl (the girl in soviet) she wouldnt last against boris even the old and new tanya couldnt kill boris LONG LIVE BORIS TRULY HE IS A MODERN DAY SPARTAN!!!

  • EA is nothing more than a virus it infects companies closes down companies and spits out shit in return

  • wat is tat dragonfly unit's function?

  • @Yvesyew  I haven't played this game yet, but it looks like an aircraft for the Empire.

  • @Yvesyew Empire of the Rising Sun (Japanese!)

  • "Even a shooghuun, yea? Well, let's do this Johny Ghann way... hard and sloppy... Pogo, you watch me on Oahu, me goin out now with Jessica Simpsons"

  • The king oni is giant,I remember seeing a video with a skirmish apocalypse tank vs king oni,well that was stupid,now let's be serious the apocalypse is a cool tank,but it's like puting it to fight Godzila.

  • #OMG thats so cool

  • Eva......what a smile......

  • It looks like alot that the japanese sent but in real life it woudnt be enough to take a nation :L

  • this game is awesome, but the infantry have ridiculously large guns and the tanks seem tiny

  • New games are, ok... I prefer the classics though.

  • The best was the first C&C.

  • @runincircles70 for me was c&c 2 i miss the real tanya

  • i like that Russian accent

  • Red alert still exist even Einstein's gone. It's all about the story of Soviets anyway.

  • One thing that Red alert 3 has forgotten is the fact that without einstein, red alert 1 wound not have existed... so there would still be the natzies to consider... XD

  • well maybe, but ea thought it would be greater to put the japanese empire to rise and i liked it even they had this huge dump transformer toy without that fact i liked the japanese empire campain much and yes the sowjets too.

  • you know what, this is a piece of s**t!

  • Well, for RTS games I like the time line of Ancient age and Modern age. I still haven't tried games which are in the future age, like Red Alert 3 etc. I have tried Warhammer. I liked it. I wanna try red alert next.

  • its not in the future it is in a parrel universe and plays with ideas what could happened to the ww2 without 3rd reich or in this case without einstein.

  • You all don't get it, do you? The reason why this was happened because the Soviets killed Einstein. The author of theory of relativity. The creator of atomic bombs. Remember the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki during WWII? Without Einstein, no atomic bombs, no Empire of the Rising Sun...

  • lol idiot :D

    no atomic bombs, no empire of rising sun?

    i think BECAUSE there were no atomic bombs the empire is there.

  • Still think Red Alert 2 was better, they went way to far with this..to the point of massive unrealistic units.

  • Red Alert 2 will be the best RA game ever made until EA can somehow conjure up a miracle and make a better one.

    But knowing EA, the chance of that happening is extremely slim.

  • Red Alert 1 was better... but RA3 is bottom:P

  • I loved Red Alert 1 too, my first ever RTS game. Red Alert 2 was the best in the series, Red Alert 3..............It's not terrible but it shames the RA series.

  • RA1 has the most serious plot. RA2 was a bit different (Romanov, Yuri), more funny... but RA3 is like transformers-era something like future wars, not like present war.

  • @gofikinn999  well i guess ur right but the units r cool and fun and also its a game so if they make the unit just like those in real life the player might get a little bored

  • This seriously has got to be one of the coolest game universes ever. When playing the soviet campaign I find myself laughing out loud and making various one-liners in a thick russian accent. Can't think of another game that does that to me.

  • Same, I still remember everything from red alert 2.

    Loved the conscripts saying "Atleast I have job, for the union!!!"

    Or the desolaters

    "It will be a zilllennttt springgg"

  • Half the sales of this game are attributed to the women actors in the cutscenes. =)

  • What can you do? Sex sells.

  • lol makes you think of all the spoty nerds that thot to them self "omg im soo hot"

  • The president is fucking HOT !! Not EVA !

  • :D if u think so^^

  • if only the japs had a army like that then we would see how big the bully of america is

  • the very first song sounds like the beginin of ghost in the shell first movie!

  • yhea u right, it does!!!

  • liutenant Eva is fucking hot.

  • everyone seemed to talkabout how japan wouldhave lost anyway without the A-Bomb...but nobody seems to relize that our WWII never happened. it was a WWII with russia and america and smaller countrys. as far as i remeber from RA history japan wasnt involved except with Alternate WWIII/RA3

  • EA just made RA3 very sexy :T

  • sickness

  • so pretty

  • This is what would've happened if the US of A didn't nuke Hiroshima and Nagasaki. We would have all these techs years ago. Sooo.....

    Screw you America! Nah, just kiddin. Peace through power!

  • No, the nuclear bombing on Hiroshima and Nagasaki simply sped up the war to its sudden end. Japan would have lost to US in WWII regardless if they dropped nuclear bombs, the war would just prolong for another 6 months at most. Japanese were too ambitious for their own good, they simply lack the resources to secure control over China and southeast Asia.

  • But from the opening of this game, Premier Cherdenko shook hands with Einstein and thus making him dissapear from the books of history. No Einstein, No nuclear technology, Japan rised again.

  • But I'm saying that nuclear bombs are not the reason why Japan lost WWII. They would have lost in WWII to US regardless if they dropped nuclear bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

  • Exactly, they had no way to combat the industrial and weapons base the americans were chrurning out.

    Even their Admiral Yammmato(spl) said it was madness to go to war with america, and if you read his memoirs, everything he said would happen after pearl harbour came to pass.

  • Yeah but in fact in-game the only thing americans are good at is shooting lazors... They can't produce armies fast, they can't produce forward bases fast, and neither of their units are exceptionally strong...

  • 0:30 NUKE PLEASSSEEEE

  • Lol wth, these endings are funny and cheesy, but only the Soviet ending feels well... appropriate I guess...

  • Well, the Soviet ending is the only one where you end up as the leader of your faction.

  • Also the only one where you don't get laid :)

  • Dasha is ridiculously hot though, As leader I'd ask to her come into my office on a daily basis, in fact, she would have a permiment residence at that very location...

    ....on top of the desk

    :D

  • RA3 is good. tiberium wars is one of the best C&C games along with RA2 and Generals zero hour

  • This game is fine but RA1 was best in story RA2 Yuri was fantasy motherfucker. And tree Rbots.

  • i like the japanese and USA endings :D

  • NJET PLEASE!!!! :DDDD

  • Are you an idiot? Tiberian Sun was one of the best C&C. Well. Your probably one of those guy's who think Generals is the best game of the series.

  • tib sun was great but had it's problems too. and there's no denying that generals was a good game. I just wish it was less campy. I dont understand why EA thinks that the C&C needs to be filled to the brim with humor.

    Generals would have been better if it was more serious. the Tib series needs to be more serious too, like it's original games. And I don't mind Red alert being silly but RA3 went too far (though i enjoyed it enough for what it was). I miss westwood :(

  • @kruegda Yeah, Tiberian Sun did have some problems. And Generals is amazing compared to the last couple of C&C games. Generals itself is a good game, but doesn't fit the Command & Conquer scheme in my opinion.

  • @ZetaMan117

    agreed

    EA just ruins everything.

    Maybe since c&c 4 was such a failure on all accounts EA might be willing to sell the franchise to someone who can do it right. I'm so sad to see the Tib saga come to a close this way.

  • What a BS actors in RA 2 were much better, they were acting. These two ladies don`t even know meaning of that name.

  • 3:49

    There's enough of me for both of you, ladies ;)

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  • Now i can ruin the future....hahaha

    ops sorry

  • The future is mine!

  • I LIKE RED ALERT 3

    is a nice game just like the girls 8)

  • I do not envy to Sergey in 3.00 hahahaha

  • Shut the fuck up The Game Is cool!!! If you don't like it than don't comment no one want your'e fuckin opinion so keep it for youreself!!!P.S Gemma atkinson Is adorable how allways :)

  • i think people should be quiet and not to comment if they think this game sucks :S

    i think this game is pretty cool but im not much into ea games but anyway still :)

    i like the allied and soviet side i dont like empire side cause theyre build system is diffrent :S

  • Red Alert 3 is fine for the generations that missed the introduction of the RTS age.

    Unfortunetly for the rest of us, we've already lived through the RTS with crappy graphics, basic intelligence, and a basic balancing system.

    The game was a fabulous blast from the past, unfortunetly when games like Tiberium sun have managed to push the RTS world even further, games like RA3 just aren't going to cut it.

  • EA Suck the life out of most games cuz they ve made their money now they dont need to try anymore!!!!!

  • alot of whores. makes me want to play the game :(

  • lol yea well, guess they were counting on that because the game itself sux :S

  • i like red alert 3 :D

  • Nie, no japierdole. To Burdel, czy gra? Jak w Yuri's Revenge w końcówce Aliantów. Jeszcze jak Azjaci dochodzą, no to można się w tym nieźle pogubić. Co się stało z prawdziwą serią? Co EA zrobiło z C&C. Już Westwood miało lepsze pomysły. Ciekawi mnie czy chociaż do tego Red Alerta 3 dali żelazną kurtynę, albo chronosferę, czy nawet cewkę Tesla? Gorzej już być nie może. Tylko do muzyki nie mogę się przyczepić. Klepacki znowu zrobił swoje w perfekcyjnym stopniu.

  • Lt Eva......fap fap fap fap

  • has red alert 3 been reliesed?

  • yeah.....ages ago...:p

    hahaha...

  • HOLY SHIT giant robot samurI!!!!

  • eva is hotttt

  • No shit,,,,, XD

  • what do you expect, shes a playboy model

  • lol no she is not from playboy lol from the interview about her she is not from playboy

  • Christ, time travel, mecha, Soviet airships and softcore porn fantasies, EA know too much about my life.

  • lt. eva is hot, tanya looks gay?

  • I agree with the first part, but don't get your angle on the second part.

  • 0:42

    Soviet Commander:.........well, were fucked.

  • Should have included the Allied Intro, those soviet apocalypses bursting through the snow was badass.

  • cool intro thing, tough i still wonder how the flying fortress looks like...

  • its a floating fortress, and you destroy it in allied campain.

  • wow, I really like EVA. awe-some yea XD

    hilarious than I thought it would, hahaha

  • Why is the king oni attacking a Kirov :P? It can't attack airial units xD

  • maninator2: I think king oni can jump and use his LASER EYES!

  • Okay but sadly he can't ingame D: Otherwise it would hace been the BEST anti air ever xD

  • The king oni was punching a kirov, so yeah :D

  • "proudly presents"?

    Who says "proudly"?!

  • Uh, well, lots of people actually. Movies, showcases etc. If you type the term "proudly presents" into Google you'll discover over 2 million references to it. Often it's used when something reaches a hightened sense of expectation from a mass audience like the premiere of a toted automobile or a long awaited movie. Something people are proud to have made that they know people really want. Anyways...in answer to your query: Lots of people.

  • Nowhere near enough transports on that fort to move all that men. :P

  • eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaa..........

  • was the person who played tanya a porn star? she looks fimiliar.

  • yah she was

  • ha knew it!

  • is jenny mccarthy and she is not a porn star..she was a playmate!!

  • ... which is a pornstar

  • wow I like the assian girl and the allies Eva ^^

  • innit eva, any day

  • Lol, i still like the game. It looks sick.

    I don't mind destroying some big ass Power Ranger bots.

  • i wasnt flirting i was just holding a conversationa nd uuh *ends transmission* :D lol

  • Poor EVA...even Tanya became...to something COMPLEATLY DIFFERENT...i liked both of them in Red Alert 2, EVA made his job seriously still pretty, and Tanya made the rocks move only with his stile...i have to say so...DAMN YOU EA...

  • fuck you! :(

  • grow up

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  • so in this game, thats all you do, fight bad guys, have sex, have threesomes and get AIDS.......... classic! every side has its own prostitute, and allies have two! Wow, i SO cant get this stuff on the net! (sarcasm!)