Whose Line: The Millionaire Show

[morganmmontz]

DONOT TALK TO ME THAT WAY I COME DOWN THERE AND WHIP YOUR SHINY ASS

[moeller1234567890]

Pause at 1:35. Wayne's face is hilarious!

[alwayssme]

my fave show and this episode,

[goddessofdrow]

I don't know much about vampires.

[surfergirl4life1851]

hey baby is it a. c. d. or d.

[1306don]

dont ever touch me again!!! thumbs up uf you just think colin youre the best freaking badass funny guy ever hahahah

[khujo78]

Wayne in the audience...LMAO

[thesnottyprincess]

What a great job you have done on the audio, Thank-you for doing all of these, they make me happy..

[wtfdudeimnohomo]

Lol @ Wayne in the audience.

[ilpanebread]

...when did wayne throw his shoe?

[xixRASBERRYxix]

@ilpanebread 1:41

[xBliNDLoL]

a) Grandfather. Cause his aunt's uncle is a grandfather, and the father of the grandfather is great grandfather and the son of the great grandfather is the grandfather.

[HOOAH13579]

@xBliNDLoL it could be a great-uncle (srry for getting technical)

[RegalRaptorRenegade]

@xBliNDLoL Ya lost meh.

[Awolfx]

Don't talk to me like that I'll come down there and whip your shiny ass!!

[xander7ful]

"You like that number C?"

"Yeah, I like that number C."

[woahITZscyan]

lol A B D or D

[AOBamaBoi]

Ya beeeep (hits em with the chair) lmao

[Novation32]

awesome!

[27motorider]

"What relationship are you now to yourself?" LOL HaHaHa

[kubek]

THAT was crazy! Best one ever!

[Shaytarder]

Wayne always drinks from his thumb

[HallowsReign23]

Don't ever touch me again... LOL... Colin is god...

[toareidak]

I wouldn't that on a plate. 

[RUSSxT]

colin took it out on Ryan at the end haha

[juilp123]

hahahaha way too many funny partsXD!!!!

[iloveoreos15]

"Dont ever touch me AGAIN." lmfao I love when Colin is pissed.

[RyanSCohen]

Only Colin could've made that leap from "vampires" to "transvestites" to "Transylvanians" that quickly. Ryan and Colin really are the magic duo.

[mindlessfan247]

hey baby is A. C. D. or D.

[mattsuszko]

This game is so much better when Brad hosts and Colin is on the phone. This is amazing though.

[lilbrainyballerina]

..And once again the top two comments are the same quote. Way to be original, people.

[biggydx]

I completely lost it when Ryan said, "Imma call the mother of my baby. My sister Alicia."

[XsaviorofthebrokenX]

That "kiss" between Ryan and Kathy is so awkward because of their height differences!

[KaptKan1]

Man! That is a PERFECT parody of The Jerry Springer Show! This is one of the funniest routines ever!

[vampirehunterXD]

that one got WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY out of hand XD

[Levyathan94]

XD 3:12 Wayne says "how you doing darling" to the chick on his right but both women in front of him turn around as well XD

[donfelice29]

beep beep...beeeep beepppp eepepppe ebeeeppeppeeebebeppbep......He­ad!

[adtv2]

lol george bush de ja vu with that shoe throw

[mstiffytaffy1]

anyeone else notice at 8:16 wayne lost his shoe?

[kyleh0122]

@mstiffytaffy1 Wayne didn't lose his shoe. He threw it at Ryan and Colin at 1:41.

[mstiffytaffy1]

@kyleh0122 o i didnt notice that till just now

[chrislikescherrys]

@mstiffytaffy1 there is no 8:16 on a 6:46 minute video

[donfelice29]

@mstiffytaffy1 he through it at around 1:40

[LuRawen]

i don't know what this "jerry Springer show" is but it looks annoying... -_-

[turtleguy923]

lol, actually the answer i believe was C....

[leedonaldt]

love how the top comments are the same 

[chy21592]

why did Wayne take his shoes off before sitting in the audience? you can see him slip them on after the game is over.

Also the whole, "is it A, C, D or D" cracked me up lol

[thebombdisposalunit]

@chy21592 did you not notice at 1.41? wayne throws one of the shoes at ryan. :)

[chy21592]

@thebombdisposalunit haha how did i miss that?! thanks for letting me know!

[askl23]

I don't remember seeing this game on TV....

[BoneBreaker003]

@ 1:30 Ryan "Snooki" Stiles

[Hawkfire11111]

.... ok, your aunt's uncle would be... your grandparent's brother. his father would be your great grandfather, and his son would be your grandfather. so your mom marries your grandfather, making you... your own uncle? B? I don't think there is an answer in this.

[jbgofgt]

@Hawkfire11111 Yes that is true but the greatgrandfather's son is also the aunt's uncle. So it is actually impossible to answer the question.

[ARBO2k9]

lol Wayne in the audience @ 1:34 made me laugh so hard!

[monsterboy31]

LOL My favorite part was the audience all booing.

[alwayzstr8clownin]

omg this is the funniest one

[eib29]

@antster1983

E) Your own cousin

i checked the math

[Piffinqton]

"Hey don't you talk to me like that, I'll come down there and whip your shiny ass" lmaooooooo

[tofucreampie]

TRANSYLVANIANS!

[NiomeTheLonely]

Ya ya Wayne Threw his shoe!

[SadSadLifeofBob]

We will never know what was the correct answer...

[eldiablo1000]

They audience should have chanted together "CAREY, CAREY, CAREY, CAREY!"

[jess401]

LMAO

Ryan "I don't know anything about vampires"

Colin "Transvestites, not Transylvanian's you moron!"

[Akamarurox13]

@jess401 Rocky Horror Picture Show has both. How convenient~!

[BenjaminWirtz]

@jess401

If you're Tim Currey you're both

[Samanduhhx661]

Wayne 'I played football in high school i...its D'

Ryan ' You sure?'

Wayne 'No, but then again im not sure if your my son'

Hahahahahah:D

[ProjectDragonFruit]

lol the old lady at 1:32

[bobbiebrenda]

DON'T EVER TOUCH ME AGAIN!

[shittyfagg]

the vampire thing just shows how well ryan and colin connect, it's amazing.

[tommycatCA]

i dont know anything about vampires... lmao

[thespianxx]

I lost it when Wayne threw his shoe at Ryan. Omfg, I was dying!

"Hey baby is it ACD or D?" LOL!

[KatieDalie4ever]

thumbs up to whoever took the time to figure out that it's B) your own uncle :)

[KatieDalie4ever]

thumbs up to whoever was took the time to figure out that it's B) your own uncle :)

[lancekun]

When he said Jerry springer I ROFL'd

[JenWasHeree]

"I'll go with A because I have a lot of Canadian friends." LMFAO OMG.

[iiTwitchyy]

well you must live in the south if you have insist. HICKS!

[chuky1120]

@iiTwitchyy That's "INCEST", not insist !!

[iiTwitchyy]

@chuky1120 ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thank you for the grammatical error!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[animegirls4evar]

you stupid WEEEEEEEEE!

[alrai786]

LOOL! Guess we never find out the answer to question 2! :P

[EXultimate]

Id be sleeping with her if she's___ what ? Can someone tell me the rest?

[Ludacrishtich]

@EXultimate I think he said: "And I've been sleeping with her, she's in two men."

[laff2much]

which game is it where Greg says to Drew "excuse me Captain Alzheimer’s?!"

when Drew said The Millionaire Show again at the end, it made me think of that

[antster1983]

@laff2much It was after Let's Make a Date in episode 342.

[madisoncb29]

Old Lady at 1:31 = Win.

[Shikady]

Are there 2 comedians talented enought to pull the whole transvetites and transilvanian's thing in a improv show? I don't think so...Colin and Ryan are awesome. Ryan thinking about Vampires, knowing that if Colin didn't catch the joke it was a hard one to get for the public, and Colin not only gets it, but delivers.

Frankly, the best comic duo in the world. They both are awesome.

[sballbballgrl1455]

omg my computer froze at 1:47 and omg it was hilarious look at ryan and colin's face :D

[BoneBreaker003]

@4:12 on transcribed audio it says "that iraq as you're white"

[animefreak10328]

If u knew that the answer was A then would you pick:

A)A

B)B

C)C

D)D

[deputyseal409]

@animefreak10328 It's a trick question! Is the answer a) d b) c c) a or d) b?

[samrit86]

that's Transilvanians you moron!

[MyPaperBleedsInk]

I think this is my favorite version of the millionaire show on whose line that I've seen so far.

[arocknrolldream]

oh man, Wayne tossing his shoe at Ryan... XD classic

[derailedbicycle]

"I don't know anything about vampires..."

Ryan's face when he says it is totally hillbilly.:))

[jubjub10231023]

actually i'll go with letter A. cause i got a lot of canadian friends. LMAO

[UrmanitaRules]

5:14 DON'T EVER TOUCH ME AGAIN!!!!

[softy8088]

The correct answer to the first question is B) Your own uncle.

Your aunt's uncle's father's son could be your grandfather. Your mother marries him, making your grandfather your stepfather. You are then either your mother's stepbrother or your father's stepbrother (depending on whether it's the maternal or paternal grandfather, respectively), thus making you your own uncle.

[TheArachnoid]

@softy8088 Huh?Ok the son is your great uncle on your grandfather. The aunt has an uncle. The Uncle's father has a another son which is the brother of the uncle. So the mom marries her uncle and that makes you something. I don't know help me out. That's I understood anyway.

[softy8088]

@TheArachnoid It's silly to actually be analyzing this, but oh well... here's how it reduces:

==Your aunt's uncle's father's son

=>Your aunt's uncle's brother

=>Your aunt's father (not necessarily, but possible)

=>Your grandfather

To simplify, let's just consider the maternal grandfather. So your mom marries your grandfather, that is, her own father! So that makes you your grandpa's stepson and your mother's stepbrother, i.e. your own uncle!

[TheArachnoid]

@softy8088 Aaah I see.

[7Skilletfan]

"I played football in high school, I c-, it's D" Lol!

[AOXV]

He didnt even get it right O_o

[benzagel]

This is def one of the funniest millionaire shows they did.

[somethingdiffrant]

Wayne's face when they're booing!!! XD

[crazy88boss]

*gasp* Kathy! You brazen hussy! (here's my number)

[videoshare123]

haha 4:24 to 4:32 was so funny!

[kulyia]

LMAO at wayne LOL when he booed. And that grandma was actually thumbing him down XD.

[tigerlily2329]

"I don't know anything about vampires..." Hahahahahaha!!!

[incandescentivy]

@tigerlily2329 "TRANSVESTITES! Not Transylvanians, ya moron! TRANSVESTITES!" XDXD I love that part too.

[Qynox]

Funny how this resembles the hillbilly episode, just more agressive :P

[TheBlackstorm100]

Haha, shiny ass

[a7machine]

LMAO! Wayne actually starts the booing at 1:26, that's jokes!!

[nativewizard]

don't you ever touch me ever again! you want some of this? oh, I wouldn't want that on a plate! LOL!!!!!!

[inamarel]

Wayne threw his shoe! Awesome, considering he could've actually hit someone with it! :)

[Rayla840]

Woulda been cool if the crowd started chanting CAREY CAREY CAREY CAREY!!!!!!

[tellezbm89]

this was so funny. I love how wayne throws his shoe. :D I can watch this show all day!!

[5botball]

even the old lady is boooing ryan. sooo funny

[Skope111]

@UrmanitaRules Transylvanians.... like Transylvania..... where Dracula lives.... Dracula is a vampire.

[JustACiuciumuciu00]

@UrmanitaRules Transilvania is in Romania..and the Dracula thing is just a legend ..

[Mattclubb]

@JustACiuciumuciu00 Dracula is a story that comes from a real guy, whose name is Count Dracul I think... Well anyways he put people's heads on pikes and was a pretty terrible guy, so people said he basically fed off the living...

[JustACiuciumuciu00]

@Mattclubb trust me i know,...i live in the same country to say it like that...but still you should check your fact...tha legend is that one but the truth is a whole different one.

[Mattclubb]

@JustACiuciumuciu00 is that true? Oh, well then... I gotta look that up again... I apologize

[soulkeeper60]

@Mattclubb The story actually began with Evad Dracul who was known as Vlad the Impaler, he was noted as the most vicious ruler of history, making his enemies eat parts of their families after he had defeated them.

[MikailCaboose]

@Mattclubb Count Vlad IV I believe.

[Elfredo]

Poor old lady at 1:33 xD

[Jukums]

He threw his shoe xDDD

[katsbyandco]

you need to upload more of these

[roverdude2010]

whose line makes a shitty day worth a 100 bucks!

[DarkPaladin24]

"You stupid BEEEEEEP...oh yeah thats right" lmao

[bryndino]

4:23 awesome

[PartyHardy9090]

So what was the answer to the last question? XD

[RabidTurkey2k8]

"this game is for colin and everyone else..."

lol so true

[antster1983]

Q: If your mother divorces "your father" and marries your aunt's uncle's father's son, what relationship are you now to yourself?

A) Your own grandfather

B) Your own uncle

C) Your own sister

D) Your husband

[TheArachnoid]

@antster1983 it's neither. i think you'd be your own 2nd or 3rd cousin.

[johnloves1098]

@antster1983 the answer is great nephue.cuz your aunt's uncle's father's son is just your aunt's uncle.

[TheEjster]

@antster1983 B B B B B

[hg3990]

@antster1983 the correct answer is B: your own uncle. your "aunt's uncle's father's son" is your aunt's uncle, which is also your mother's (or father's) uncle. If your mother marries him, that would make you your own uncle.

[ScatmanKirby]

@antster1983

None of those, you'd be your own grandcousin...if there is such a thing.

[MiniPack24]

@antster1983 your aunt's uncle is you great uncle, the father of your great uncle is your great grandfather, your great grandfather's son is you grandfather (or great uncle but that's not an option)

[tshive7]

@MiniPack24

grandfather is incorrect since your still your mother's son, so u would actually be your own uncle

[tshive7]

@antster1983

you would be your own uncle



[sh0gun98]

@antster1983 B

[mjwcutie13]

I love how wayne throws the shoe

[Emcmillin09]

Katy's voice was perfect

[bubbaabbygracexo]

I'LL WHIP YOUR SHINY ASSS.

hahahaha

[DeadEye200]

Ryan: "you want some of this?"

Colin: "I wouldnt want that on a plate!"

[Perfefernefer]

1:33 wtf is with her?

[GhostInTheShell29]

depending whether your aunt is on the same side of the family as your mother, and whether your aunts uncles on the same side of the family as her, someone could do this and be marrying someone they are completely unrelated too.

however, if its on the same side she would be marrying one of her uncles.

[antster1983]

12 people's mothers divorced "their fathers" and married their aunt's uncle's father's son.

[xxcrimxx]

1:43 1:45 I smiled so hard core, I dunno why but I found that adorable haha

[theundeadcanadian]

I think I heard Wayne start the booing.

[chuky1120]

@theundeadcanadian It was Wayne indeed

[padfoot92]

"wow, i don't know anything about vampires" ROFL! ryan kills me every time...

[AndyHurleysChicklet7]

12 people have been on the jerry springer show

lol

[lenordlion]

Aunt's Uncle's Father's Son = Great Uncle?

[imthetube44]

@lenordlion nah. Your aunt is your mother's sister. If she has an uncle, that would make him your mom's uncle as well. The uncle's father had a son. Since the son and the uncle have the same father, that would make them brothers. So, in other words, your mother is dating her uncle's brother.

[lenordlion]

@imthetube44 Oooh, ok that makes sense :). Thanks!

[Flyintofu]

@imthetube44 but her uncle's brother is still her uncle. So she's still marrying an uncle.

[hg3990]

@imthetube44 well actually, her "uncle's father's son" could still be the same uncle. It doesn't matter regardless, because her uncle's brother is still her uncle.

[blackolive29]

I wanna go up into the audience and talk to a man who I THINK is my daddy.

I friggin choked on air.

[ghostboy259]

If your mother marries your aunts uncles fathers son, Your mother is marrying your own Great Grandfather, so you would be your own grandpa. So when Ryan said A, he was right!

[metalmoniker]

Colin: "Yes you sir.."

(pig call)

Wayne "Hey!" LMAO

[kcfan22]

LOL wayne throws his shoe!!

[MrsSterlingKnight]

Thumbs up for Wayne in this episode.