Game Fails: Halo Reach "The purpose of a cone... to provide warning"

[spacebobsu]

Protect me cone!

[gearsofhaloauto]

and reach fell?...how?

[magicef]

elite:im gonna shoot these cones

*shoot*

elite:ha.next

*shoot*

elite:ah

Cones:dick

[Damagedalmond]

Respect the wet floor sign!

[finalbossmachinima]

Moral of the story, of course, being DON'T FUCK WITH THE CONES!

[crazy123hce]

Summary of the story do not make fire

[camman2172]

elite: die cone! *Soots cone * cone: not today *deflecs bullet*

[JawaStudiosHD]

HA! Failtacular!

[EnragedPorkchop]

Needle exploding = Perfect comedic timing.

[brohazard]

where were you when grif needed protection

[TheRealRitz2]

peter: no no bad cone

[rockingtheblade]

The fuck happen there?!

[CobaltRaptor]

I for one would like to welcome our new cone overlords

[SeaSpartan118]

Halo: revenge of the cone

[abarcelor]

bounce



[confucheese]

Cone Warfare.

[ChinaKing24]

The guy: Lolwat?

[rubberbiscuitable]

I love how his name is elite ultra and he has General armor. Lol

[goldenflames22]

PROTECT ME CONE!

[etherioX]

SUICIDE...  *exploding needle*

[MrAlphaomega09]

That cone didn't stop Tex from beating Grif

[bananaman325]

karma cone of DOOM!!!

temping elites to their doom with its uselessness.

[Rebornneo]

Suddenly I understand why Grif begged:

"Protect me, cone!"

[blizzardkid6]

how do u get a duicide headshot by hitting a cone?!?!?!

[DFFfanalltheway]

I am the world's most fearsome hunter, I am... THE CONE!!!!!!!

[derden95]

In Trix: Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids.

In halo: Stupid dinosaur, cones are for Spartans. :D

[jonitis117]

dont fuck with the cones 

[CheSteRBesTeR1]

final destination halo style

[MitsunariKen]

HAHAHAHAAHAAAAA BAKA!

[Legodude5681]

I this was star wars it would have been attack of the cones.

[warpath211]

hey that cone is looking at me wierd i think i shoot it *bang* thats one down 2 to go*bang* arghhhh

[JabberwockOclock]

Looks like that cone wasn't going to be executed without a fight.

[gintoki16]

Protect me cone!!

[MajorTeabaggersTwin]

If this was Michael from Rage Quit...he'd probably Rage Quit.

[HaloFan111100]

elite: oh the three little cones this little cone fell this little cone-gets shot

cone:bitch * puts on shades* dont mess with the cone

[halo5k33789]

boom headshot

[Redsunrise86]

I just realized the spartan at the end says "ICANSEEMYHOUSEFROMHERE!!!" and is it just me or does it sound like Jack?

[sizhin]

And this is why Earth Eventually won.

[Samfx100]

It's like that episode of Red v.s. Blue... "PROTECT ME, CONE."

[2017michaelhill]

DON'T FUCK WITH THE CONE!!

[jhoon234]

Elite" Fuck you cone"

cone 2 " Fuck you to"

[MyBebopBlues]

Wait why did they bother kidnapping children, training them at an early age and giving them enhancment "drugs" that could cripple them, making them Spartans, then spend millions of dollars for the training, armor and weapons, only to have them killed on Reach? I mean really, a pack of 10 cones would cost probably like 40 bucks give or take. Spend about $400 and I'd say Reach wouldnt have fallen. Couple cones in space here and there and I dont think the Covenant would even think of invading Reach

[MrLOL9999]

and how did this not make it to FotW? Geoff would literally be LMAOing to this.

[srocketdude]

The cond didnt protect him

[cormcrazy]

save me cone

[hotbrawl]

Halo Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Cones

[DarkWolfBlood001]

He got assassinated by God's traffic cone!!

[TheDigitalDud]

love it

[LJD195]

dont mess with cones kids! they can be deadly!

[JojoTheUnstoppable]

Imagine how awkward it would be to tell that Elites family how he died

[Pixel566]

-Brain what did happend?

-Loading... o what the hell "boom"

[ThunderCavalier]

Behold, Elites. The best and finest of the Covenant.

... How did Reach fall again?

[TaurenWarchief]

@ThunderCavalier

Because the AI drove all the good Spartans over cliffs.

[ThunderCavalier]

@TaurenWarchief

xD

[TheShinigami244]

slow mo would make it twice as better

[mijitoalex]

Haha wtf

[pistolpete81675]

how does this not make fails of the weak

[colaking75825]

*caboos* die cones

[Derfenschliemer]

The best 1 ever

[TCoops]

00:09 that comedic timing is just GOLD! It's like the boom-ching punchline!

[EntropyAttack]

Noob. If this guy had played Halo 3 at all, he would have learned that cones are NOT to be trusted.

[AlamakTheCrazy]

PROTECT ME, CONE !!

[Thegrandhighoracle]

Wait, was that an NPC?

[Allabaster84]

@Thegrandhighoracle No.  There are no Elites in the building during campaign mode, and it would have been dark.

[AnglesandAirwavesrok]

Your Face! God dammit!!!!

[Nebuli2]

@AnglesandAirwavesrok Your comment! God dammit!

[wtfumofo]

another cone related suicide...

[TheSaekwan]

ICANSEEMYHOUSEFROMHERRRRREEEEE­E........

[EnsiferuM2009]

somewhere, somehow, Grif is wishing that was the cone he grabbed against Tex

[studioCR2]

ROFLMAO

[JoshTehVideoMaker]

ROFLMAO one of the funniest things i've seen in a while

[towlkiller]

"Please do not fire at cones"

[jerod209]

The cones are warning you not to crew with them

[VillainousOperative]

Those cones were posthumously awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor for sacrificing their lives to assassinate a top Covenant general... may their pointy souls rest in peace :')

[oliverennskicksbutt]

PROTECT ME CONE!



[NODOGS0111]

That damn traffic cone

[HaloBoTsDownload]

!! AWESOME !! xD

[Daihee]

National Geographic: You see the cone is a natural enemy of the elites watch as they fight 3 vs 1as soon as they meet

[NoMnOm1311]

This is the funniest one I've seen in so long.

[xthenewX12x]

STETC strikes again!

[DeoxysLv100]

OhMyGod. They posted my fail.

To anyone who is wondering why I died in 1 hit, I was testing an Elite SWAT gametype. 

[gladiator383]

@DeoxysLv100 How long did it take for them to post your video?

[DeoxysLv100]

@gladiator383 I sent it in when Gamefails started.

[chaosprune]

protect the cones and the cones will protect you

[daspoon456]

halo: REACH episode II attack of the cones

rolling credits

while noble team mourns the pointless loss of jorge, Keyes and the others cotinue their search for the illusive and MIA soldier MAster Chief. meanwhile the covenant has launched a ground assult, but all hope may not be lost as UNSC has employed a prototype tech know as death cones. will the cones be able to save reach? Elsewhere Six and emilie continue their journey to the pillar of autum......

[JtGorospe90]

lol press 4 over and over again.. makes me lol

[PureSpartans]

pause at 5 seconds and realize the cone doesn't kill him, the wall does.

[PureSpartans]

@PureSpartans eh about 4-5 seconds in

[TheMKIProductions]

@PureSpartans Also notice it bounces of the cone and onto the wall...

[Chaous88]

Ha The cone denied him protection...

[Bobownzall1]

@billieguitar original Halo experience? if we want that, we can wait for Halo anniversery edition to be released so we can play Halo 1 online...

now THAT is the original halo experience...

[StandoutHalo]

@Bobownzall1 too bad that Halo Anniversery is just going to be Halo1 campaign, with Reach multiplayer (coming with 7 h1 remake maps as a map pack)... exactly like how ODST was to h3.

[hipposmook]

the little needler explosion after he's dead is perfect

[Andrewcist]

THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN ON FAILS OF THE WEAK!!!!!!!

[10tmoore]

0:08 makes it even better

[RvDSlayer]

give him blue flame

[IBitchSLAPYourAss]

cones are dangerous imagine what they can do in real life

[bloodred407]

all i could think of was insta-karma. The cone has feelings you know>:)

[shisou12587]

"YES!!! Got myself a needle rifle."

-Looks around-

"Cone! time to load it up."

-bang-

"sweet"

-bang-

SUICIDE

[ZMANIAC87]

The needle exploding in his head made it. Sometimes I wish these things happened to me.

[Raptorman0205]

that's what you get for shooting cones....you asshole.

[ManEatingTortoise]

I couldn't read the full title from the thumbnail so I thought that it said

Game Fails: Halo Reach "The purpose of a cone... to protect"

[XxRenegadeCiNosxX]

This video is funny. Flat out, no lie. It's also a perfect example of some people never learn. That, my friends, is why comedy exists in the first place.

[sonicGTA]

@jrjuggalo159 Correction

Bullet hit the ground

Reflected 2 the bottom part of the cone

Reflected 2 the wall

Hit the elite in the head

few seconds later the needle explodes

[attackofdamasta]

I love it when it all goes quiet, and then the needle explodes xD

Priceless :D

[unoffended]

A few extra cones and Reach might not have fallen eh?

[SamauraiRippeR]

@unoffended When they make cones big enough to deflect ship to ship/surface Plasma Torpedoes, let me know...

[spoogeling]

@unoffended that's not funny. people died during that.

NAAHHHH

[randomperson11111123]

@unoffended Too soon, man. Too soon.

[989jer]

lol i love how he dies and then the needle explodes later XD i freaking love this video!

[MidwaySentinel]

@989jer i know, right?

[Arzaker]

@989jer

DIE..........................p­op

[traumaJUNK1E]

Come armor lock ftw

[somebodythatpwns]

of course it's a dino

[jrjuggalo159]

Wasn't actually the cone. He shot it and the neddle went through,hit the floor,bounced up on the left wall and shot him in the head,. Cone had nothing to do with it.

[bowmaster321]

@jrjuggalo159 actually if the cone wasent there then he wouldent be shooting at the ground then

[TheMichaelJolly]

@jrjuggalo159 Wasn't actually the floor. He shot it and the needle got pulled by a magnet, hit the floor, sucked by another magnet on the left wall and shot him in the head,. Floor had nothing to do with it.

Stop being a damn follower and drop the cult. Remember, only a bitch wears makeup.

[vorres123]

Cone: My brother!!

Elite: Your next >\/<

Cone: Like hell i am!

*Epic neddle reflect*

think that cone has Amour lock?

[9tailedfox29]

His tag is elite ultra too lol. Long live the cones!

[mew4ever23]

That must be an awful "Your son died" letter. Killed by a cone.

[fram4153]

@mew4ever23 elites' parents can read? zomagawd

[SolidEliteForce]

@randomtacco cause i posted it on like 4 other videos der

[Jayhawk0812]

lmao I love that needle exploding randomly at the end

[Jackdg1984]

He'll have no fury...

[Brassboy91]

These pop-up adds need to stop. They keep blocking the action.

[MrFonyblony]

thats how kat should have

[BriPod90]

It's like the cup game, except you shoot yourself in the head if you pick wrong.

[AdamTheMighy]

LMAO you dumb ass elite

[kemarle7]

Wait, isn't that the cone from RvB S8 ?

The epic Tex fight ?

[TmastaTay]

He must be very easily distracted. Just walks:

"OOOOH! CONES! LET'S SHOOT!"

[24runeman]

The day the cones can wield guns is the day the world will end

[Megahalo2525]

Elite: *shoots cone*

Cone: No not Steve

Elite: Your next *shoots*

Cone: NOOOOOO

Elite: What the f-boom *dies*

Cone: I made it but Steve your dead*

Steve: No I'm not I'm over here

Cone: Then who was that?

Steve: Miles

Cone: Oh nevermind then

[SolidEliteForce]

this channel should be renamed 99%HaloReachFails1%OtherGames

[TheBillybob17]

Fucking hilarious

[BumblebeeGage]

LOL

[MrMaillouxB]

YES! THEY BROUGHT BACK THE HALO 3 CONES!

[luccyy7cchhiillii]

That little explosion made the the whole fail..

[austinderpdedoo301]

So those annoying snapshots of Cones taking over Halo are true... THE WAR HAS BEGUN!! RAAAGH!

lol

[ownagexofxu]

fake and gay

[SR71ace]

@ownagexofxu like you



[andresreym]

"Protect me cone"

[tilt347]

Protect ME CONE (number 2)

[copeseticVmatt]

Clearly if you are yellow and are in halo cones won't protect you

[NCtyp2]

PROTECT ME CONE!!!

[caksicles]

AHAHAHA, and why are people wearing sunglasses while watching these?

[TheBadShaman]

It looks like...

*puts on sunglasses*

He shot himself.

YEEEEEE-Wait what?

[superandy456]

@TheBadShaman seriously thouse csi miami jokes are getting old now and also that was one of the worse ones ive seen

[TheBadShaman]

@superandy456 Thanks man, I appreciate it. ^^

[ckhuckerby6]

Protect me Cone!!!

[applefanatic414]

Okay, since when is there elite swat?

[hXc232]

@applefanatic414 could be a custom game and have damage turned right up or shields off or something

[carrotcrusher]

Save me cone my ass!

[GetsugaTenshoS]

This was a decent fail until the needle exploded at the end. That just made this hilarious.

[nightbreeseinurhair]

press 2 over and over to see a dancing cone

[MADA141]

how come the best ones arnt on fails of the week

[ihavnovids]

spartan ( in the background): protect me cone!

*elite dies*

 yes!

[MrDallyingSalmon]

Pause @ 0:05.

[wunderkind37211]

When cones fight back...

[TheNYCLegend]

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) y u shoot urself

[BoatSniper49]

Press 3 for "ide"

[hXc232]

@BoatSniper49 why?

[TehMaplePlayer]

I got 2 facts on what your doing....

1. Your watchin 2. the video heheh :P

[TheMightyKawama]

Protect me cone!

[Eco10100]

@TheMightyKawama you beat me to the comment

[mexicofan4life]

by far my favorite fail clip

[TheBurningTire]

@Gmac3003 but if u look carefully u see his shields explode off of him with the head shot... :o

[jayheich]

give that guy haunted, even more hilarious than the guy who got splattered by a cone

[hXc232]

@jayheich self headshots are a shit load more common in reach than in any other halo, i've done it twice, once with a sniper, once with a needle rifle, and i've seen my mate do it with a sniper too, not to mention the countless other self snipe videos on youtube, definitely not worth haunted

[ProfessorJNature]

Return of the Killer Cone!

[reddeadspartan]

dont fuck with a cone