How To Unlock A Car Door With A Potato

[NoneOfMeHaveDID]

It doesn't work. I tried and all I managed to open was the car next to mine. Mine stood locked!

[Miltokas]

I am sure you are single, huahuahuahuahu!

[77dnEehT]

lmao wow this is funny... lmfao!!



[232Paulo]

que merda ...agora cozinha a batata e come ...

[mrhappy0121]

@232Paulo hell yeah I will make french fries out of em

[jortalus]

That was actually hilarious. 

[WizRumburak]

Wht means "same dynamics of a tennis ball" in a CONTEXT of what you were doing?

but the ability to hold that key is so weak that you deserve a dislike ;) ..to be considered your video clip a joke..

bohoho - booo

[mrhappy0121]

@WizRumburak uh..... I'm not real sure here but I think you just called me a limp wristed sissy who doesn't express himself very well

[robertochang57]

Sooooooo true!!!

[nduralt]

looser

[mrhappy0121]

@nduralt haha at least i can spell loser.... loser

[JustCasualGRENNAN]

Joke's on you, I've been looking for a good grip for my car key.

[mrhappy0121]

@JustCasualGRENNAN glad i could help

[SkipS5]

Seems legit.

[oseas45]

the guy who is opening the door with a potato is going to get his shit push in.

[mrhappy0121]

@oseas45 I bet you would like to see that fruity

[oseas45]

@mrhappy0121 na im good but thanks for the offer. ahhh nice people offering there shit to get push in.

[mrhappy0121]

@oseas45 i wasn't offering fruit pie

[oseas45]

@mrhappy0121 come on man the metaphor you just unveil yourself but

i still cant understand why you answer back it's like you thought you could start flirting with

a guy you also mention fruit pie witch i don't see that being gay actually sound like a good pie thank you now i know what to get for dessert. :)

[mrhappy0121]

@oseas45 I answer back BECAUSE IT'S MY FUCKING PAGE why do you keep coming back.... I'm sure you prob had a cock meat sandwich for dinner you Rush Limbaugh lovin bastard

[CZ3ro]

To unconsciousness GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Junky53]

This is brilliant. I never would of thought this could work.

[flamethrower1411]

Lol, this is hilarious, upon seeing the title i went "seriously?" *curiosity check* and when you said "jam the keys in the potatoe" i couldn't stop laughing. Good job on a funny video! :)

[mrhappy0121]

@flamethrower1411 thank you for the kind words

[DzMusic2011]

Lmao this was funny. You kids are mad ? Did you really think it would work, idiots?

[2011jatt]

i new it was to good to be true

[MrNunspeet]

klootviool



[Bearballsruffian2]

You dumb americans beleived obamas message of hope so beleiving a potato can open a car door is hardly surprising.Truly a nation of suckas :)

[mrhappy0121]

@Bearballsruffian2 typical response from a native living in a 3 rd world country why don't you go bomb a parade or go booz it up Bono

[Bearballsruffian2]

@mrhappy0121 eh? bomb a parade or booz it up bono? you simple cunt if you want to insult me at least have the decency to form a simple sentence that sounds insulting! go chew on burger american fool

[mrhappy0121]

@Bearballsruffian2 swear to god as i was reading this I was eating a burger you know why cuz I'm an american we have food here... we can use potatos for stupid videos instead of eating them in week old soup.... now shut up and go back to being the worlds punchline Liam

[Bearballsruffian2]

@mrhappy0121 you call a burger food you ignorant fuck i bet your a fat bastard eh well when your economy and dollar collapses lard ass you better hide fast as you will be first on the menu now fuck off back to your cave you shit kicking handicap

[mrhappy0121]

@Bearballsruffian2 you eat tripe and black pudding and you are talking down to me about food look you red headed 3 tooth havin Sean Connery worshipper don't get your kilt in a knot.... wait kilt ? is that irish or scottish meh same diff all you pasty drunks look the same

[moheasy]

I was idiot .. Dammit

[mrhappy0121]

@moheasy don't be so hard on urself I count at least half million other idiots here you are not alone

[chppper67]

hahahahhahaha

[mrhappy0121]

@chppper67 laugh it up furball

[Garogosure]

Nice i tryed it. it works realy well m8 :) haha no acturlt i know it was fake but realy it works :)

i just wanned to see what it was about hehe

have a good day sir :)

[mrhappy0121]

@Garogosure you have a good day as well sir

[Sir0kaiser]

You the man

[mrhappy0121]

@Sir0kaiser I try...... well actually I dont but thanx anyway :p

[MickeFenix]

AWW I got trolled :P

[alexis2kool]

...... Hold on you can use a key to open the door it's for?!?!?!?!? *Mind exploded*

[Intar3run]

stupid bitch

[mrhappy0121]

@Intar3run not nice flabby

[MAGICFLY02]

O Shit. I just got "GOT". Lol

[mrhappy0121]

@MAGICFLY02 thats what lil Jimmy says

[monsterjakjak]

Smart ass bitch

[mrhappy0121]

@monsterjakjak dumb ass hooker

[hellokittyrms16]

this is....the most stupiedass thing i eva saw ._. punkass get a life

[mrhappy0121]

@hellokittyrms16 I made the video I have a life I'm the butch ur the bitch

[hellokittyrms16]

@mrhappy0121 dude your old and you need to chill out. ._. you act worse then my dad. and he's pretty badass.

[mrhappy0121]

@hellokittyrms16 so ur saying I'm an even bigger bad ass.... Nice

[hellokittyrms16]

@mrhappy0121 No im saying your just a dick head -.- fuck off.

[mrhappy0121]

@hellokittyrms16 so now you are offering me sex what the hell is wrong with you.... I understand Im bad ass but the fact that I remind you of your father and you want to do it with me is just ewwwwww

[hellokittyrms16]

@mrhappy0121 your so disgusting it makes me want to vomit -_- did i say u remind me of my father? No. did i even SAY i want u to have sex with me? NOO now stop being a freako perv and act your age.

[mrhappy0121]

@hellokittyrms16 yes you did say all of those things and i think you are in some real need of help.... Lord I pray to you heal this wicked woman and her sinful ways

[hellokittyrms16]

@mrhappy0121 T_T ok your just pissing me off. stop acting like a selfish little brat and grow up "mr.happy" -.-'''''

[mrhappy0121]

@hellokittyrms16 no i dont wanna

[dirtdogg123]

:(

[mrhappy0121]

@dirtdogg123 :)

[dooshtoomun]

I tried it and it worked.

It's legit.

[tzychess]

Watermelon?

[craig12ist]

you fuckin idiot!!! I actually thought I was going to learn some new shit!! Silly Bastard!!

[mrhappy0121]

@craig12ist you thought you were gonna learn to open a lockeded door with a potato.... and I'm the idiot :p

[MrMeans74]

hahahahahahahahahaha

[Dezenemy]

LOL!!!

[06marcelino]

bitch you were stupid

[mrhappy0121]

@06marcelino yes then I went to school... you on the other hand ARE stupid

[crackerstolemybike]

@mrhappy0121 LOOOOOL nice one! you were stupid maan xDDDDD

[mrhappy0121]

@crackerstolemybike right thats what i said :p

[SacredCreeper]

seems lagit



[Matuggertug]

sorry i disliked it but i meant to like it

[mrhappy0121]

@Matuggertug its ok come back and watch the video 3 more times and we'll call it even

[jeffpicks]

Woulda been even funnier if you stood back and wailed the potato at the window to break it. Why don't you make another video like that? I once unlocked my car door with my penis by the way... they said get a lock pick and I thought they said prick. I'm not proud that my penis fit's in the keyhole though!

[immaMakeitRainTRiCK1]

you asswhole i fell for that shit

[xxKatelynVanityxx]

Lol the funny thing is, my mom watched this when she locked her keys in the car :33

[mrhappy0121]

@xxKatelynVanityxx BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA classic thanx for making me smile

[JCDonkykong]

Those who say he's an asshole are the dumb-asses who believed it was possible... That's what you get for believing anything on the internet haha.

[chappyvilamartin]

hay que ser retrasado!

[SuperrJoel]

i was hoping you'd chuck that shit through the window.

[Ghouse666]

LOL I think that potato would fit better up your ass honestly, you should try that, just do us a favor and dont put it on video, lol

[djckrox]

Fuk!! A waste of my fucking timeee!!

[512Mlopez]

lol i havent even seen this video and im laughing becuz of the title lol

[acemanp38]

haha! sweet i thought you where going to whiddle it into a key or something

[jman634yea]

go to my profile and i do a backflip with a banana peel.... IM BEING HONEST!!!

[blackopsglitchman1]

GOOD IDEA!!!!!

[TheLOL4DUDE]

i would crash the window of the car with that potato.. it's a freakin O.G.M potato and shortly it will come in life.

[MusicNerd456]

it didnt work. is there another way, can i use a tomato?

[mike060187]

LMAO! THUMBS UP!

[apuente15]

What knife is best to use to make the hole

[lightning97]

too much time on your hands? Try finding a job, you could buy yourself a car with keyless entry installed.

[mrhappy0121]

@lightning97 I have a job butt cheese more than i can say for you

[lowhailfire]

The internet is a lie? first the cake and now this... Fuckit, Everything is a LIE!

[TheLastQuaxel]

he closes the door with his middle finger... what a bro

[anar703]

idiot



[TheMrVWbus]

Well said, but I bet you some idiot out there is still gonna try.

[mujjuman]

lol hilarios

[brikinahonix]

its so stupid anf funny at the same time

[mrhappy0121]

@brikinahonix yessssssss

[TheUltimatead]

wow... why didn't i think of that ?

[mrhappy0121]

@TheUltimatead it's never too late

[marcusoproductions2]

good moral

[GRIMIDGRAF]

пиздабол



[tassiespirit]

lol, no potatos were mashed in the making of this video.

[Accidentaly1]

worked for me

[33habaneros]

fake potato

[MrJeremy313]

lol

[TJPIZAZ]

ok pause the camera click unlock and... P:LAY

[jakphlash]

Another asshole

[mrhappy0121]

@jakphlash don't be so hard on urself ........ ur really more of a jerkoff

[SemekoTetsugi]

Oh gog, you troll~ Thank you for teaching the stupid minds of youth a good lesson :D

[santos635]

jajajajaj epic failll!!

[faulstomar]

you are a fucking potato

[matthewtchernev123]

I'D BREAK THE WINDOW WITH THE POTATO!!!!!!! POTATOOO PAWAAAAA!!!!!!!

[xavier28g]

LOL.. i feel like I need to be refunded 2 minutes of my life..lol.. Freaking funny man!!

[fullofdogshift]

Haha! I knew it was a joke from the beginning but I was wondering how it was going to end.

[panicmech]

hahahaha!!!!!!



[7deezer7]

TWAT!!!!

[zombieprotestor]

It was a surprise for me. I thought he was about to smash in the window with the potato.

[1602howechri]

thank you for wasteing a minuite and forty three seconds of my day wich i couldhave taken to suffocate myself with a plastic bag -_-

[mrhappy0121]

@1602howechri so you're saying my video saved your life

[micheal89edwards]

@mrhappy0121 nah he likes to affixiate himself while masturbating so u actually took 1m43s from his fap fap time

[TheBlue013]

@mrhappy0121 watch my uploaded video: how to open your wife's vagina using my penis

[JAWA350638GTR]

)))))))))))))))))))

[Clepto91]

amazing dude

[MrRacdavies]

lol



[bigpoppa1234]

I knew this was coming and I still lol'd.

[DrMattzilla]

This guy is a dumbass



[DrMattzilla]

This guy is a dumbass

[davidls11]

Will this work with any kind of potato?

[DocSax892]

How to do it, the easy way:

1. Get a heavy object

2. Smash the car window

3. Climb into the car window

[sephrc]

he spends too much time with that potato

[furiouscruzer]

meanwhile the camera guy has the remote to unlock it, "and boom" he presses the button haha

[galexymaster]

wat a bitch puttin a key in potato

[sk8bordmylesP]

ruined a perfectly good potato!!

[WARm799]

that was actully pretty funny

[calicav84]

Why are people so mean behind a computer screen?

[WARm799]

@calicav84 because there pussis

[sailorgirl221]

... damn I just been had!! lol that was cute

[GapperFly]

hahah smart man

[TheAlexboo99]

Heya bitch did you fucking record this with POTATO!?!?!?!

[mrhappy0121]

@TheAlexboo99 wow i never heard that one before

[CrystalBombOmb]

OMG!! That is the best way to open a car!!!

Now I can bust my parents' car

[mrhappy0121]

@CrystalBombOmb yes but you will need to watch my next video coming soon how to hot wire a car with a plum

[KoolKid193Production]

@mrhappy0121 lmfaoo, hot wire a car with a plum. thats too hillarious

[kilbraur]

Does it have to be a potato? Could I use a cabbage or a carrot?

[mrhappy0121]

@kilbraur it would need to be a big carrot... maybe a nice squash

[camouflagelane]

woah, didn't expect that to be replied to that fast...cool video haha

[mrhappy0121]

@camouflagelane thank yoooooooooooooooou

[camouflagelane]

WWAAAAAAAHHHHH IM AN IDIOT haha

[mrhappy0121]

@camouflagelane WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO

[nulkaba]

thats how you was born you twat your dad made a little hole in a potato put it on top of your mum's pussy brought it in line with the pussy and shoved his tiny little dick into it lucikly potato juice dripped down it and went into your mum's womb and produced you potato looking arse hole. :)

[mrhappy0121]

@nulkaba well you were a little bit to fixated on fucking a potato... but i give you points for originality

[Hammerhead786]

Fucking awesome video and true...

[mrhappy0121]

@Hammerhead786 thank you sir

[cdelviscio]

a least this video wasn't filmed with a potato -_-

[joezip1369]

Ok now show me how to open it with a watermelon! Lol

[hammet2610]

i like you. you got right and we all know that "dont belive all that you see on the internet"

nice vid

[mrhappy0121]

@hammet2610 thank you

[Behramkhani]

lolz

[mrhappy0121]

@Behramkhani IKR

[jessymdu13]

I lose 1:43 mn of my life. YEAHHH -.-'

[mrhappy0121]

@jessymdu13 you are welcome

[travelteam89]

@99ilovepickles1 I hope ur being sarcastic

[mrhappy0121]

@travelteam89 me too

[travelteam89]

Fuck u lmao

[mrhappy0121]

@travelteam89 woo hoo

[clevermonkey123]

what a shmuck!!!

[mrhappy0121]

@clevermonkey123 wow what are you a jewish comedian from the 60's

[joezip1369]

What a nerd!

[mrhappy0121]

@joezip1369 Nerd Rage

[99ilovepickles1]

u dont need the potato if u have the key

[n3rdRanger]

@99ilovepickles1 no shit sherlock