ShwaNerd's Camping Trip Part 6

[UnifiedAtheists]

More more more. Om nom nom. godnom nom. Sounds like America to me...

[BANGBANGBANGBBANG]

i cant imagine sitting thru this kinda shiot.. the fuckin asshole doesnt say one interesting thing the whole time. i used to have trouble sometimes staying awake during university lectures, and those actually consisted of relevant information. these fukn sermons are just drivel and more drivel. id fall asleep in 2 minutes

[NightCrimson]

When will that fuck retard fucking bastard shut it!? My brain is dying! Someone, in the Audience, throw with force the most heaviest and biggest bible at him, or better yet get that fucking computer and smash it on his retarded head, chances are sense may slowly edge in, and his Brain will be less retarded. Someone, BE THE HERO, AND END HIS HORRIBLE TORTURE! Many people's brains are collapsing, it's a Pandemic! Save them, by shutting him up. 'Do what must be done, SHUT THE MORON UP!'

[FiremanLouvier]

can't take this shit anymore....

[mousers42]

Except a lot of babies and mothers do have problems with breastfeeding...

[seanturpin01]

I forgot how the tone of voice in preachers is one of the many things that drones you in to what they are saying. They all have the same kind of tone in their voice and most of them are always yelling like this guy.

[thousandlegger]

i didn't know sheep could applaud!

[TheUnshackledMind]

No, I drink to get drunk in the natural realm.

[EckoStream]

I never tough I would saw that kind of BS here in Canada... I was delusional about Canada being above the Religion Mental Illness...

I doubt you would see that kind of shit here in Quebec tough... but it still way to close...

[Bralidiroe]

Damn now i feel selfish, i actually had the balls to want supper after breakfast and lunch...

[mrgodbehere]

I have some klind of euphoria, a kind of high, better than this linited God stuff: The reality of the awesome universe in which we live and the amazing history of the ape life forms which dominate this tiny scrap of matter around a sun on the western spiral arm of one of billions of galaxies. "we are a way for the universe to know itself"- Sagan. Tray and be THAT deep using the bible.

[jdt2003]

Shwanerd, you gotta do some interviews with these folks

[Hardryv]

the Lord is 'in' my explosive diarrhea... really & truly... and the wipe genuinely looked like the Virgin Mary! (and I was cleansed)

[humanbeing2197]

Just as miraculous, I sat on the toilet, and a turd came out... miraculous... I would like to go up on the stage and "witness" that for him!

[d120888]

There you have it. Why do babies drink milk instinctively? Jesus. This is amazing? I wonder if this theory explains other things. Let's see. Why does the sun goe from east to west? God. How do they get the caramel into a caramilk bar? Jesus. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop? The bible. Why won't my car start? The holy spirit. Why did the economy crash? You don't pray enough. (I actually heard this one from my brothers father in law.)

[Quincelee]

WOW!!! When you're hungry you eat and when you're thirsty you drink ... I never know that.

BUT I've never felt spiritual hunger or spiritual thirst so, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

[xtcx2e]

this had to be the hardest video to bear thru so far. What is he even talking about?

Drugs, natural highs, and religion are all HUMAN experiences, not supernatural experiences.

Babies can eat bc of the rooting reflex, not bc of jesus.

[Alexius314]

Preaching to the choir. Easiest way to sound stupid and still have people applaud you!

What about hunger and thirsting for knowledge! oh wait you got a book that gives you all the knowledge you ever need.

[TheSniffyClock]

if god is better than drugs than why do druggies go to god and then go back to drugs.

[leftcoastcrazy]

thanks for yor first-rate investigative reporting, All trrue documentary films RECORD the truth -you've shown us a snapshot of reality.

[4jonah]

Do you get hungry? Ever feel thirsty? YOU ARE NOT ALONE! 100% of people have symptoms just.....

[Widgetas]

And the preacher subtly introduces the concept of evolved instinct into his folk without realising it... the attributes it to god.

Arse.

[Lunasaur]

I find myself feeling insulted on behalf of drugs as he compares them to jesus.

[FeverSK]

I couldn't bear myself to watch this till the end.

[sausage4mash]

god makes babies desire thier mothers breast ?! O'Riely .

[RiotRanger]

thats my excuse

[faithisfiction]

Ah man, the argument never changes.... ever.

Isnt it precious how the guy lays a link between physical hunger and the need for an invisible friend?... and then claims to know the mind of god?

Speaking of Jesus quotes, heres another beauty:

"I came not to bring peace, but a sword." - Matthew 10:34

"...all they that take the sword shall perish with the sword." - Matthew 26:52

Idiot.

[ahr8p]

*rofl*

Fortunately I live in a civilized country where mad religious fascists like you are ostracised by society or stay in a nuthouse.

Remember: Incest makes hillbillies go crazy.

[wearspjsinpublic]

Instincts from God? hahahahaha

[thousandlegger]

@wearspjsinpublic where else would instincts come from? monkeys? hahahah you idiot.

[dlandon2000]

He doesn't even know what an ultrasound machine is... Oh course he thinks a natural process that's happened BILLIONs of times is a "miracle."

And newborn babies don't really know how to nurse right out of the womb. They do have a rooting instinct but it takes them a few days to learn how to nurse which is why most babies loose weight the first few days.

This guy is such a crazy moron.

[DraGonflY27z2]

I already got a headache before the end of the first minute... u_u

[stjimmy933499399493]

lol starting at around 3:44 he looks like the clown he is! brilliant

[SimpleCivil]

Shwa, that chick that's right in the middle of your camera shot looks pretty cute when you pan back and get the full body shot at 0:49. She doesn't look that much into it either. Maybe she's on the verge of denouncing christ. you can help her out be inserting into her some of your atheist beliefs. Even if she's a diehard christian fanatic, you're still in luck. I've heard stories about the repressed christian girls being animals in bed.

[LeafHuntress]

The most idiotic part of this is that this is in North America. This asshole dares to talk about hunger while most people are overweigth. And the real hunger is still in this world. Please use appetite the next time. Oh, what do you say, it doesn't have that nice zing to it which is needed when shipping bullcrap?

Also nice is his use of the word instict when he refers to babies. I guess that was a slip up, because he is backpaddeling the next second.

I pity his kids.

[AdderallApocalypse]

the obvious question is what practical benefits is this going to have... aside from "feeling good"...

[AdderallApocalypse]

"there's no high like the Most High."

-Christian cliche

[Cadiohi]

I can't believe I ever bought into this crap.

[ahr8p]

Why dont you leave our atheist world?

[tempemonkey2323]

We have desires, therefore god exists and christianity is true..... AHHH I see it perfectly now.

[blackwolf1272]

Haha, love the way they applaud. One person claps their hands. Embarrassed silence. Then thy're like "oh man, this poor guy, nobody applauds him, but he's so with Jeebus, we need to support this more, so I'll clap a little now". Then three people clap, and the embarrassed silence returns.

[bezboznik84]

"God likes when people are hungry"? That explains a lot. Go preach it in Africa, brother!

[ArranoGris]

Hehe, these kids actually seem pretty "eh" about the whole thing.

[reasonintheright]

Oh, now I get why God lets children all over the world starve, its because hunger is good. We should let all the staving kids of the world know!

[RobotzAreAwesome]

Just as slavery was good. Taught patience and discipline. Christians have it all figured out!

[metaitachi]

This guys about as funny as Dane cook.

[reanimeviewed]

That's an insult to Dane Cook.

[metaitachi]

But not too much of an insult ;)

[ls1z28chris]

lol Dane Cook is a hack.

[ls1z28chris]

I like to suck a tittie as much as the next guy, but breast feeding is hardly a human exclusive activity and hardly one that proves the existence of god.

[holymoose69]

A bad upbring, how can you have the audacity to say such a thing, other then not taking your fables for truth im perfectly fine and danty in your societies eyes, i help who i can, i donate, i dont rape nor kill nor steal, and as for your christian contry, your basically spitting in the face of every other religion. WE are a SECULAR country, there is a reason your dogma isnt allowed in our government.

[anavarre]

This guy is annoying as hell.

[traog]

The ever elusive relationship with god. I've sat though so many sermons on this topic I can't stand it any more.The preacher presents this possibility to people who want it to be true. If I just pray more, give more etc, I'll get there, for some strange reason it never happens.

I just found out today one of the guys that I was heavy into bible study, prayer group, really serious pursuit of this "relationship with god", killed himself this past week.

[TheDoubtingApproach]

The preacher is just huckstering. He's manipulating those who, in many cases, want to be manipulated. Swap the key words (Jesus to teapot) and the effect will still be the same. Pathetic.

[apacolypticus]

What perversion my friend? There is perversion, but what exactly are you refering to?

[zarkoff45]

He says that's why they experiment with drugs, well, yea, sometimes. And that's why they experiment with religion also, but what baffles me is why some people think they found anything worthwhile. Religion is far too boring to be compared with drugs.

[FrailHumanCondition]

10 hours of LSD did more for me than 19 years of christianity ever did.

[Bardiel2c]

whitch country is this?

[reasonintheright]

Canada

[percymate]

You should add a laugh track to this bullshit.

[deathheim1]

rockkkkher supports the killing of gay people! Just thought you all should know!

[pen12345]

"you will get hungry again" no shit sherlock, these cunts need to be locked up.

[mickdornfad]

this is brilliant entertainment

I feel sorry for the people of the future (when religion will be gone) who will only get this sorter of entertainment in the cinema

[holymoose69]

ha... hahaha!!!! you cant be serious.

a man was TORTURED because his father made him for the sole purpose of being TORTURED cus he made a mistake at the beginning of exsistance and couldnt fix it any other way, your god is evil, demanding death as punishment and TORTURE for eternity, look at your religion, and just cower in fear. wheres jesus now? not in hell.. but ruling in heaven, some sacrifice.. he had a bad weekend.

[Aspartame69]

Your just jelous my affection isnt headed in your direction.

[holymoose69]

nazi party was taken over by christianity. its more evil xD

[TheAtheistPaladin]

You can't snort Jesus, so you can't get high off Jesus. LUZS

[Baltican]

High off jebus..

Do you make jerky of him or grind him up and drink him like coffee?

[XChillX42]

This guy has obviously never had meth. (joke)

[poweredxbyxhope]

Crazy dude is crazy.

[facekoo]

It's hilarious how he's listing a baby's birth as a high you don't need drugs for when it's caused by your brain producing a drug so you don't kill your child.

[gothatfunk]

this guy doesn't know what he's talking about... everytime i ever thought i felt close to God, i was high as fuck.

[pimpolinka69]

Why this mister treats my like a intelectual retard? Can't watch it without urge to barf.

[DuragonLeMente]

Ladies first. :3

[Daiblix]

Some points I wanna raise about the content of this video:

1. 0:32 If this was (hypothetically) an atheist camp the right wing fundies (especially bill o'reilly) would take that as promoting drug use and blow it way out of proportion. They've done it before.

2. 1:16 "I do. I am very hungry".

3. I feel fucking sorry for that guy's kids.

4. If I've been hungry today, I've PROBABLY been hungry a few times. *nods*

[Aspartame69]

Im not actually gay but i would love to fuck this preacher in the ass till he bleeds.

[CuriousMoth]

To which part of my comment are you referring?

[deathheim1]

This rockkkkher is a troll everyone! block him now!

[themanofearth]

Rubba dub dub HEIL JESUS!

[volimsir]

Sounds like the cafeteria is running out of chow.

[CuriousMoth]

Breaking news! Children know how to suckle their mother's breast. Scientists baffled.

Also, I love that he says the drive to eat was put there by God, the same God that quite evidently doesn't care when you die. Now, why would God need us to eat? According to Christians, when we die we're off to Heaven or Hell anyway, so why would we need a drive to live?

p.s. Did you notice only one person clapped when he equated religion to drugs? Then they all followed like sheep, but at first weren't sure?

[gotilk]

I love that unsure smattering of applause.

"Did he say we need drugs? Should we lynch him? Nah, he's a jeebus"

clap......clap...

"oh, everyone else is.. it's ok"

CLAP CLAP!!!

[deathheim1]

Christ! Save us from your idiots!

[Lovingdoubt]

So he's saying there is a fullness from God, but you should always be hungry for God... isn't that a contridiction? If you need to be at church all the time and need that experience you aren't "full".

[Woad25]

What's a WM meeting??

[PluralOfEverything]

Holy crap! He did it! He compared religion to drugs! Yes! That's exactly what religion is like!

[supervillan]

Praise our lord and father the hairy jebus father of fruit prince of pineapples

[TheSkepticalArtist]

/head desk

[bloodyrediron]

this preacher is a liar (surprise surprise) the Jebus experience could never compare to sex while taking LSD, something I would recomend everyone to try once. ;-) ;-)

[cervezaxx]

Kudos for being able to sit through this without jumping up and screaming "IDIOT!"

[JAM3SY9]

that guy needs shooting the moron

[Kratzbyrste]

I thought german churches were mindtwisting, but this is over the top. how did you survived this with a sane mind?

[golddigger159]

What was the point of uploading this shit?

[DuragonLeMente]

Cheep laughs. XD

[golddigger159]

Yay, cheep laughs.

When you have just come home from a FUCKING CUNT of a night-shift and see this sort of a FUCKING CUNT of a video, You'll post anything for a cheep laugh. Thanks, DuragonLe Mente.

[DuragonLeMente]

I aim to please. :3

[ahr8p]

R U mad?

[8journey8]

I agree with Saxmanchiro. If your parents believe this is good for you, you need to lay low and wait until you are on your own. It would cause nothing but grief to you if you declared your atheism. It would serve no purpose to endure their panic and efforts to *bring you back into the fold*. Just clench your fists and grin. You'll get through it. And you'll be stronger.

[saxmanchiro]

And your folks are behind sending you to this brainwashing camp? No wonder you are afraid to 'come out' to your folks. Any parent that put their kid through this should be charged with mental child abuse. I would say you need to keep your atheism to yourself until you are able to support yourself. Meanwhile, stay close to like minded folks and try to just stay cool. It's tough. Count yourself lucky to have removed yourself from this cult.

[BlobQueenAt32000]

"This is torture!!! :( But thanks for uploading it "

[freethinker3161]

im so hungry for a salad!

[saken]

He should have made an analogy between the belief in the comforting concept of god/Jesus and heroin. You can go without both, but you can also make yourself addicted either.

[Midnighthour71]

How come every time see this kind of sermon,the only thing of can think of is Jimmy Jones?

[pookiehohn]

I want Jebus to cum into me so hard right now! I hunger for the body of Jeeebus!

[TheGuardian2100]

I couldnt watch it all. I honor you, shwanerd for doing this firsthand. I hope you IQ till get back again after this.

The high the moron is talking about it that not just the pleasure center in the brain?

[Fanden2]

Mmmmm! Jubus burger!

[bartonstaleter]

Don't be sorry, this is good insight of what goes on in Jebus camp.

Thank You for doing this and welcome back from youtube limbo.

[limpnail]

That high he talks about might be sex.

[TheGuardian2100]

Or 'snow' ;-)

[4G3NTanon]

Let's all get high on Jebus! And then get the munchies. :)