A runabout! I'll STEAL it! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!

[DeDuniel1]

9gag.avi

[BlockMechanics]

Maybe no one will know IF HE DIDNT JUST SHOUTED HIS ENTIRE PLAN TO EVERYONE

[epmguy123]

The Top Comments. I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!

[CoalarDrake]

NO ONE-

WILL EVER-

KNOOOOOOW!

*sparta remix music*

[Czesnek]

A video? I'll LIKE IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!

[THERealRibbitBartono]

UNHAND THAT RUNABOUT DAN BACKSLIDE!

UNHAND THAT RUNABOUT DAN BACKSLIDE!

UNHAND THAT RUNABOUT DAN BACKSLIDE!

[Humbledingify]

@THERealRibbitBartono Hey, we're getting into a rut!

[WaffleTheQueenz]

His voice reminds me of Lemongrab's. "UNACCEPTABLEEEEEEEE"

[mighty102]

A VIDEO ILL MAKE A KNEE JOKE AND NO ONE WILL EVER CARE MUWAHAAHAHA!

[bartman2326]

@mighty102 Yes, i find jokes about knees quite humerus.

[ARViuff]

A RUNABOUT! I'LL STEAL IT AND EVERYONE WILL NOW CUZ I'M YELLING OUT LOUD!

[Ricorolu]

ᵀʰᵉ ᵖʳᶦᶰᶜᵉˢˢ'ˢ ᵖᵉᵗ﹖ ᴵ'ᶫᶫ ˢᵗᵉᵃᶫ ᶦᵗ﹗ ᴺᵒᵖᵒᶰʸ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵏᶰᵒʷ﹗

[ProfesserLuigi]

@HeyBuddyGotALight Hither be a horseless carrage! Avast! I shall be off with it, and no man shall be given the knowledge of the deed.

[Templar395]

Stop right there criminal scum!

[NeoCarbuncle]

NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW! EXCEPT, YOU KNOW, EVERYONE WITHIN EARSHOT! WHICH IS EVERYONE, BECAUSE I AM DAN MOTHERFUCKING BACKSLIDE!

[soniczdawun1]

I think everyone will always know about Dan Backslide stealing that Runabout.

[JimtheCitizen]

What's with MLP videos being related to these videos?

[Magnaliscous]

@JimtheCitizen Dan Backslide: MY LITTLE PONIES, I'LL WATCH IT!!!! NOONE WILL EVER KNOW!!!!

[sharinganwarrior77]

Yeah! No one in the cartoon will know! But the millions of people watching this video will! lol XD

[WarehouseOfWarpage]

The U.S government: Constitutional rights, I'll steal them! No one will ever know!

[greatknife]

I think someone will if you keep shouting...

[jimmyjohnson48nut]

My favorite line! He says it so loudly, you would think EVERYONE would know!

[sebaschan23]

My Little Ponies.. I'LL WATCH IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!

[OddishThing18]

A Flipnote... I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!

[DarkvindFromIllier]

Subtlety? I am the master of it! No one will ever realize!

[GoodVsEvil1314]

A plan! I'll shout it! EVERYONE WILL KNOW!

[NCPilot]

I love how he just screams his plans to steal the runabout at the top of his lung, and expect no one to ever know.

[KiddyCorky]

I know.

[OMGBEARS]

THEY WOULDN'T KNOW IF YOU DIDN'T SHOUT YOUR PLANS!

[jimmyjohnson48nut]

@OMGBEARS

EXACTLY!!!

[theARACHY266]

a porn?i'll FAP IT ! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW

[Pojko]

A potato chip! I'll eat it! No one will ever know (that I'm killing criminals too)!

[TalentedOrangeTv]

@Pojko death note.

[galwww]

Mr Rusty will know, said dougal.

runabout dougal, not roundabout! said Florence.

[Hyman74Roth]

Early Nostalgia Critic, lol!

[TheWillOfTheKing]

WHO CONFUSUEZ DIS WIF DISNEY!!?!!

noobs

[GameKeeper28]

I wonder if this is a mod in Grand Theft Auto yet.

[BT27films]

I yell this all the time in Target

[heyj64]

Bender: "Moron"

[xXxLumesUpInFumesxXx]

Not to question Disney but.. why does he have to shout?! Obviously people will know then..

[TheHeadlessOne]

@xXxLumesUpInFumesxXx DIsney? LOL

[supmandude]

@xXxLumesUpInFumesxXx That's the joke. Also,it's not Disney, it's Warner Bros.

[AlwaysJon]

?Was this redone or something?

[MyLittlePwnyta]

I'll steal it! No one will ever know!

He shouts.

[MrGamernova]

Then we rezoom out & see every super hero in the universe at 0:08.

[AlexGRFan97]

CAPS LOCK! I TALK IT! NO ONE WILL EVER HEAR!

[CommandoBomberkitty]

"Hey, did you hear someone plotting to steal something?"

"Nope, don't know nothing about it."

[halfhumanhalfzombie]

Classic Looney Tunes

[PhoenixAngel429]

No one would know if he didn't scream NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW.

[Ifyouneedinstruction]

A Potato Chip! I'LL EAT it! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!

[PeterDivine]

He's telling us to let us know that no one will ever know.

Wut

[MynamesnotSteve100]

i like how i got here from ponies lol

[Bram25]

I stole two Justin Bieber concert tickets. NO ONE WILL EVER GO!

[PAMuffinMan]

A Winter! I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER SNOW!

[HeyBuddyGotALight]

Joseph Ducreux: An auxillary mechanical transport, I shall abscond with it, not a soul will know of it.

[DylanHilldog]

@HeyBuddyGotALight You forgot to scream.

[Whyamibzsdmh]

0:06? "I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!" And that's why there's no 0:06 :)

[hurrayforvideogames]

Except everyone within earshot.

[deathshadow456]

enter the store to find a cool new game I Steal IT NO ONE WILL NEVER KNOW

[RLDragonStrider]

ART THOU CERTAIN THOU WANTES THIS PARTICULAR RUNABOUT TO STEAL????

[ALXXMaXX]

@RLDragonStrider EGADS! A TALKING WINGED UNICORN!!!

[RLDragonStrider]

@ALXXMaXX

GOOD DAY FAIR SIR!!! PRAY TELL US WE FOR ARETH WE?

[ALXXMaXX]

@RLDragonStrider I CANNOT MAKE HEADS OR TAILS OF THIS SENTENCE! AND YET IT STARES AT ME WITH ITS CYAN EYES AS THOUGH IT EXPECTS ME TO MAKE AN ARTICULATE RESPONSE!

[RLDragonStrider]

@ALXXMaXX

WE DO NOT STARE WE MERELY POLITELY GAZE UPON SOMEPONY!!!!

[FoxHero123]

Hey, has anyone seen my runabout?

I parked it out front, and now its gone.

[GodBlessNess]

@FoxHero123 Apparently, I'LL NEVER KNOW!

[istheevilclown]

ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE!

[SmashLiXs]

squidward in human form? blue teal skin, big nose, has a funny annoying voice...

[jsDX11]

01000111 01000001 01000010 01000101 01001110 00100000 01010111 01000001 01010100 01000011 01001000 01000101 01010011 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101 00100000 01001101 01000001 01010011 01010100 01000101 01010010 01000010 01000001 01010100 01000101

[aaronjs4]

@jsDX11 001100000101111101101111

[HeyBuddyGotALight]

..I'm sorry to be the party pooper, but I'd sure as hell notice a pale turquoise guy in a purple suit stealing a car.

[magmos]

@HeyBuddyGotALight A purple car at that.

[santafebnsf]

A Derpy Hooves appearance.

I'LL HIDE IT! NO ONE WILL EVER.....Dammit!

[Habbadax]

Elder Scrolls morality in a nutshell

[Abracamoron]

only a true criminal can get away with crimes after shouting out his plan in public

[gonotgentleman]

Because of the garish purple color that matches his suit, I always think he's loudly announcing that he's stealing his own car.

[PAMuffinMan]

Responding in the negative? I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER NO.

[qqqq160]

A decent Lbp level! I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!

[UberZout]

A vuvuzela ! I'll STEAL it ! NO ONE WILL EVER BLOW !

[Hummindood]

THE REAL SOUVENIR BANDITS

[DarkvindFromIllier]

Subtlety, clearly not for everyone.

[bluewolf644]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

Anwser: press 6

[TheStrongBadMan]

You'll know Dan Backslide, you'll know.

[superluigi572]

dbzfans0123's account?ill delete it! NO ONE WIL EVER KNOW!

[Fistbeardthepirate]

he really reminds me of that crazy screaming lemon guy from adventure time

[AgentUsajr]

New Episodes of My Little Pony: Friendship is magic?!! I'll Watch It! NO-ONE WILL EVER KNOW!!!

[Zarnon7]

RubberFruit: "A video? I'll FAVORITE it!  NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!"

[MrAngryskunk22]

@Zarnon7 An overused comment ive seen used about 5 times? Ill thumbs down it! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW *troll face*

[roman6a]

@MrAngryskunk22 winning~~

[BigBrotherMateyka]

Half the recommended videos to the side are pony-related.

NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW.

[Eternityglacier]

so, you yell that you are gonna steal a runabout, and that no one will ever know that you stole it, and expect no one to notice you take it?

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

[xL1PEx]

Grand Theft Auto in a nutshell.

[sasukeisacat]

10 people said: "A video? I'LL DISLIKE IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!

[eth92]

A thumbs up? I'LL WHORE IT!!! NO ONE WILL EVER- ...

*Leaves in shame*

[Thekinggamelon]

a cute wolf plush toy? I'LL GET IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOWN!

[AqworldsMrPwnzy]

See something you want?

Answer: Press 5

[austinowns0331]

A motorized transportaion vehicle. I'LL REMOVE IT FROM THIS SPOT ILLEGALLY. NOBODY WILL EVER REALIZE.

[jedihunter176]

Fun fact:

This would never have been as popular if it weren't for MLP:FiM.

[doodlmaki]

@jedihunter176 and rubberfruit

[GlennMagusHarvey]

@jedihunter176 Wait, why not? I thought the pooping of the Dover Boys short predated MLPFIM.

[jedihunter176]

@GlennMagusHarvey Nope. The series started in October 2010.

[GlennMagusHarvey]

@jedihunter176 When did pooping of the Dover Boys short start, then?

And why did the series lead to the pooping?

[jedihunter176]

@GlennMagusHarvey Not sure about the exact date. In some point in time, a small 'Confound those ponies, they drive me to insomnia' fad started that stemmed from this. Thus leading to this being more popular than it once was.

[GlennMagusHarvey]

@jedihunter176 Oh, so basically it was already a known poop source but MLP somehow made it more famous.

[jedihunter176]

@GlennMagusHarvey That's about it, yeah. It was just sort of obscure before MLP.

[Lemileant]

named my Scrafty Backslide and my Golurk Runabout

[Jadyn1112]

Mint green skin.

Purple tux.

Favorited by Rubberfruit.

Win.

[KawaiiNekoArtist]

I love how he yells it..

[Tearorwrist]

That crafty bastard...

[MiesuKagami]

Shopkeep: And how would you like to pay for that, sir?

Me: I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!!

True story.

[DoktoberFest]

I'm pretty sure someone will know if you yell it out loud

[havenameofsort]

NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW THAT I'M STEALING THIS WHILE SHOUTING IT!

[fresca9990211]

Torrenting in a nutshell

[MrAngryskunk22]

A top rated comment? Ill flag it! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW *trollface*

[theARACHY266]

a porn? ILL FAP IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW

[FrozenSuperBanana]

"A princess? I'LL KIDNAP HER! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!"

- Bowser

[derserdarfuehrer1]

a dirty fanfic? I'LL WRITE ONE! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!

[TheGLaDOSvideoCore]

He's so smart.

He yells at the top of his lungs in public that he's going to do it when he's about to steal something.

[IIIBennyLavaIII]

@TheGLaDOSvideoCore Genius.

[RageAndQuit]

@TheGLaDOSvideoCore Genius.

[Taj2coolIsBack]

Spy: A Sniper? I'LL BACKSTAB! NO ONE WILL EVER CHECK!

[THEWHOPPERMAN1]

runabout owner- "why are you yelling?"

[KingHarkiniann]

Elder Scrolls in a nutshell

[nightshadeous]

thieves guild: An elder scroll? I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!

[MCCastle7]

I miss the days where you could steal a runabout and NO ONE WOULD EVER KNOW.

[XxsimbudxX]

try to say it louder

[Cactusman96]

Faust: Pony episodes? I'll make them! NO-ONE WILL EVER DO HAVE TIME FOR HOMEWORK THAT'S DUE TOMORROW AGAIN!

[jsDX11]

EP3? I'LL DELAY IT! NO-ONE WILL EVER KNOW!

[Registole]

@jsDX11

GABEN

[Randomizer903]

@jsDX11 CONFOUND YOU GABE NEWELL!!! OH HOW I HATE YOU! YOU DRIVE ME TO DRINK!!!

[TheSystemOfTheDowns]

240p... So we meet again...

[mynameisman66]

Can't believe no one has asked this, but what the hell is a run-about?

[MrVagineer]

@mynameisman66 a run about os a car they used in the old days

[KyleKey]

@mynameisman66 It's a term for a small automobile. Though Australians are usually the ones to use the term nowadays.

[nadjibmka]

Louis: Pills,I'LL GRAB IT!NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!

[Taj2coolIsBack]

R33MIX: Creepy Video? I'LL MAKE ONE! NO ONE WILL EVER SLEEP!

[ItThunderbolt]

A comment box, I'll POST SOMETHING! NO ONE WILL EVER oh wait..,

[darthturkyjuice]

I think ive clicked this more the uhhhh, ummmm,,.......

[Peusterokos1]

The Top Comments! ILL WRITE ONE! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!

[Tigriis12]

Wanna yell that any louder?

[Tabe112]

A video? I'LL WATCH IT! EVERYONE WILL KNOW BECAUSE OF THIS COMMENT!

[Bulldan]

Sneaky son of a bitch, ain't he?

[DDmashine]

Rubberfruit: brain cells? I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW

[SuperShyguybros]

A CHILD? ILL RAPE IT! NOONE WILL EVER KNOW!

[mevzat]

a video? İ'LL FLAG İT! NO ONE WİLL EVER KNOW!

[TheLastGuard]

It seems his moostache is going onto his nose, but it doesn't matter, cuz NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!

[TarrfoonTV]

Uh why is he screaming if he's gonna steal a runabout and he doesn't want ANY ONE TO EVER KNOW?!

[thed3m3nt3d]

Subtlety is not really this guy's thing is it?

[MrBrassBalls]

A cyanide pill? I'll steal it! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!

[ItThunderbolt]

I can tell you this, Shouting that outloud is going to help

[AwesomeOxtheExploder]

A facebook layout. I'LL CHANGE IT!!! NO ONE WILL GET MAD!!!

[toonlink49]

Rubberfruit brought me here

[TheCheeseTick]

Bowser: Princess peach! I'LL STEAL HER! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!

[TarrfoonTV]

A sentry?! I shall sap it! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!

[MrVagineer]

a like buttion? ILL CLICK IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW

[your1foe]

something to say?ILL SAY IT OUT LOUD NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!

[Elementboy6522]

I faved this before Rubberfruit did :3

WORSHIP ME!

[roman6a]

@Elementboy6522 nope.avi

[CosmicTerminal]

I absolutely LOVE this scene! =D

[SomeGuyNamedOwned]

Fuck the police

[DDmashine]

Why he's so loud?

Because than no one will ever know

[RENNURPAS]

THEN SUDDENLY

RUBBERFRUIT

[Tabe112]

7 people were wrong...

[YounisAMAX]

Someone stole my top comment, and (s)he thought I would never know!

[kitchsc]

a stout shako? I'LL TRADE IT FOR 2 REFINED! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!