David Letterman - The Cat Massage Lady: Maryjean Ballner

[NathaNRiveraMelo]

who you makey private?

[egeigeemig129]

wow everyone loves this lady cause she is crazy1

[pricelessposition]

I believe he was humorous when he said DO I EVER.

[fourtoedsloth]

Who's the deadest cat in the United States? It's you, Champer Damper, it's you!

[MK88N0M4D]

Such a gmilf!

[XJackaroo]

Pussy specialist

[faffaflunkie]

Even Letterman is creeped out by this.

[TheBlakethegreat]

revive CHAMPER REVIVE HIM NOW!

[WakeTheFugUpAmerica]

CBS fuck off 3 commercials in one?

Disgrace to our fallen heroes

[UrlsGrrl54]

She's right about the high squeaky voice being irritating to cats. Hell, that's irritating to PEOPLE, too, lol!

[Johnnyboybravo]

look at that old man

[Friotx78]

1:01 advertisement with no skip ad button? SERIOUSLY.

Well actually, it was the same advertisement.... 3 FUCKING TIMES.

[Chipwhitley274]

I'm sorry, but how is she an expert on what is correct, and what is wrong?

[bossbower]

YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD BOY, DAVIE!

[angstyDarko]

i do not like this woman..

[scruffyhero]

HAHAHA "It's the full palm isn't it" "Let me give it a try on Cookie, is it Cookie" "NO its Henry, close though"

[C1Era]

AFTER ALL THIS FUCKING SHIT I STILL KepT WATCHING THESE 2 MIN CLIPS WITH 30 SECOND ADS. NOW THE ADS DON'T WORK SO I CANT WATCH THE MOTHERFUCKING VIDEOS! FUCK YOUUUUUUUtube

[arcaneboy]

WTF, I liked the 35 second commercial comment and now I have to watch the stupid commercial twice.

[joshinatorx]

WHAT HAPPENED TO CHAMP? D:

[poochyenarulez]

youtube doesn't put the ads in videos, the person who uploaded the video does....

[tarrizzzzzzzzz]

CBS doesn't want here on the who? :S

why would they invite her? xD

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[ryanmshepard92]

Get AdBlock Plus and stop fucking complaining!

[djorganic]

yeah i dont want my videos "sold out"

[FlippyMyFloppy]

awww shes breaking my heart

[austinha11]

wow a 60 second advertisement? fuck this im closing out

[GreedX23]

@austinha11 These advertisements are really annoying. If you use Firefox 4, or Google Chrome. Download an add-on. It's called AdBlockPlus. It blocks 99% of advertisements on the internet, including YouTube ads. This is the age of the informed. Please tell everyone you know about AdBlockPlus. Spread the word, and please copy and paste. Re-post to 10 other videos. Lets take back our community. Corporations do not control us. We control them. Power to the people.

[PimpMatt0]

@austinha11

it's called adblock. It's been here for years enough for you to find out.

[NathaNRiveraMelo]

David Letterman is just not funny. Am I the only one who thinks this? It's those diehard fans who keep him alive.

[yourmom794]

@NathaNRiveraMelo Seriously, he's not funny at all.

[Emandudeguyperson]

@NathaNRiveraMelo David Letterman is painfully unfunny in nearly every imaginable way. Needless to say I totally agree with you there.

[rindryl]

@NathaNRiveraMelo agreed; letterman is utterly unfunny by any conceivable definition. i do however completely support maryjean ballner and her love for her cats which clearly exceeds the minimum

[KiccRoxxTricc]

@NathaNRiveraMelo He has his moments, but agreed for the most part.

[kimedmundson1]

@NathaNRiveraMelo ......you must like leno ya square

[THiggins9109]

FUCK DAVID LETTERMAN. get off tv you old fucking fart

[mywingsareyours]

thats how you talk to a dog, not a cat. I have never seen anyone talk to a cat that way ever. lol. cats actually generally like baby talking though. when I talk to my cats in a baby talk voice they get excited and run in circles and rub against things like a kitten. lol. you can tell if a cat likes something by how they hold up their tail. if they lash it they dislike it, if they sway it they like it. also, this lady is batshit.

[ClemencyofCurtis]

Damn advertisement won't start, so it wont load at all. 0:00

[Sara10393]

this bitch is off her rocker.

[Swotsy]

a whisker watch alert is in fucking effect, brothers.

[dirtboy54]

Bitch is bat-shit crazy.

[brandoonjen1]

WHERE THE FUCK IS CHAMPER DAMPER??????

[Bertny]

0:00

[thefrizzter]

.... too much laughing. cat died.

[popelauncher]

She has a dog AND a cat named Henry?

[galacticsteamboat]

that cat is not happy

[neonchasm]

Fact is I think the advertisement whipped ass and Adrien Brody is dreamy

[777biggs]

dear youtube . FUCK UR SELF AND UR ADVERTISMENT THATS LONGER THAN THE VIDEO I WANNA WATCH!!!!!

[Rogturtle23]

@777biggs best comment i have ever read on youtube

[enilegnave21]

I've been doing cat and dog massage for over 30 years now and no one ever made a big deal about it for me. But she is right... too bad she didn't show more of her technique. Cats do love massage, as do dogs. Cats tend to like deep tissue more than dogs do.

[XxPerfectlySanexX]

o.o I dont think cats really care. I mean, my cat purrs when I pet him. And I do talk to him, but never like that. Just you know, little stuff. So really she can get over herself, a real cat owner would obviously know that stuff doesnt matter.

[Y0UNGSTUNNNA]

Im not a pussy but thats annoying

[AmeliaDuphraine]

WAIT HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT CATS DONT LIKE.... DO YOU TALK TO THEM DO THEY RESPOND?? CAN YOU TALK TO ANIMALS DR. DOLITTLE???

[GenericJB]

I tried to watch this and ONLY got advertisement. Broken? Or just hard up for advert money?

[voltoman]

I will not watch this because I refuse to watch another advertisement.

[Ambicatus]

Thank you Mrs. Ballllllllner.

[bshale89]

they banged

[mathewgene]

00:01

[KeepItGayStageNazi]

Dogs from all over the neighborhood came to my house bc she was petting david letterman

[Doomguy458]

Everything is terrible.

[TheFreakScene]

like the ads better then this clip

[xoxEllenoxo]

that doesnt look like that same lady from the cat massage video, and its not champion! lol

[oklahomastateaddict]

wholy shit... she's still alive

[TheShudda]

THUMBS UP SO PEOPLE CAN SEE THIS:

To get rid of the Ads in every single video on youtube, heres what you need to do.

1) GET OFF INTERNET EXPLORER AND USE GOOGLE CHROME

2) Download Adblock...

3) ?????

4) Profit!

[VooDooJueJue]

yeah CBS youtube sucks with all those commercials.. Curses CBS!

[lavatube11]

I found out that if you hit the refresh button while the commercial is playing,then it stops it and the program starts. A quick way to bypass it.

[ArchieLovesMe]

commercials on youtube, seriously, cbs?? up yours.

[1975Spanky]

Dave knows how to handle a psychopath.

[ItachiTenshi]

WTF? An add before AND after the video??? These companies need to realize that internet advertisements don't work, they just annoy the crap out of people! I don't even pay attention to them I just mute it and it's just UGH.

[PhishFace09]

Poor lady.

[stonewars]

Letterman is so annoying, he doesn't even let her say a word. I feel bad

[MRBMXER43]

After 25 secconds of salad dressing advertisement, I didn't even bother staying to watch the video.

[PinkLipGloss10122]

O_O

[jordwill24]

wow this bitch is dumb

[real1acer]

Wow he's an ass.

[kitelicker100]

Why does she think she knows everything about cats? This bitch needs to read a book!

[Elsydeonz]

1/5 for advertisement

[ballaassmofo]

fuck these fucking stupid fucking ads already wtf

[mysteriousnyc]

why is letterman such a perv

[RatPfink66]

kitty.

[23maddiec]

does this woman UNDERSTAND that everyone is laughing AT her..... not with her... not next to her.... AT HER.

ahahhahah shooo good thouuugh

[Shnufkin]

Letterman's an old perv.

[frankensteinmoneymac]

@shnufkin

Pretty much every man is either an old perv, a young perv, or a middle aged perv......I should know.....not only am I a man.....but Im also a perv.....LOL

[RockSteadyVybes]

WHERE IS THE FULL INTERVIEW

[suz246]

If you type in her name (maryjean ballner) as your search, the full 7 minute video is there.

[udadni]

cbs seems to never post full letterman interviews, though they're sure to give you plenty of ads. Remember how mangled the Obama-Letterman interview was? ugh.

[billabob4321]

CBS put it up. they wouldn't put all of it up on youtube though; they probably want you to go to their site.

[baco82]

She needed to promote her dvds about dog and cat massage, but the whole situation was very funny and even Dave at the end made a a joke about buying the dvd!

[robsledgegroupie]

I'm rather peeved that I can't find the full video of t his anywhere, I really liked the part where he's going "HELLO KITTY HELLO KITTY HELLO KITTY" and she's kinda screeching "NONONONONO" while putting the cat's paws over it's head. *sigh* That was totally the best part of that entire segment!

[bender017]

lol! So funny that part!!

[Bjs082476]

That lady is pissed at Dave.

[gmcbuses]

Great kitty.

[ssadab85]

crazy bitch

[dave1927p]

what are these 35 second advertisments!? DAMN YOU, YOUTUBE!!! It isn't enough you advertise with pop ups during the videos....

[hw6420]

Does the place where *you* work provide free product to its customers? I doubt it...so stop whining about ads with free videos...nothing in life is free

[Numfarh]

I know, right?

And you can't even skip over it! Rubbish.

[j121991]

@dave1927p it is all about the money bro

[Dragonited]

@dave1927p It's because of publishing rights. some clipps are from private companies that want's to ge tpaid for every showing so they have commercial before the clips start.

[Desman12fu]

@dave1927p get an ad blocker there free....

[StenStyren]

@dave1927p just reload the page and they are gone.

[Ceylon130]

@dave1927p hit F5 and the ads go away

[gutennachtmond]

@dave1927p

just click your refresh button

[Mixophiliac]

@gutennachtmond

They figured that out and I just get a different ad now.

[TwinUzis]

@gutennachtmond

Doesn't work anymore.

[satanspy]

@dave1927p i remember the good old days of 2006 when videos would just play when you went to them...

[GreedX23]

@dave1927p These advertisements are really annoying. If you use Firefox 4, or Google Chrome. Download an add-on. It's called AdBlockPlus. It blocks 99% of advertisements on the internet, including YouTube ads. This is the age of the informed. Please tell everyone you know about AdBlockPlus. Spread the word, and please copy and paste. Re-post to 10 other videos. Lets take back our community. Corporations do not control us. We control them. Power to the people.

[Born2Sail14]

that cat doesn't look very willing

[monalisasmiles4you]

Umm...I have cats, and I sort of massage them already...I mean, it's not rocket science or anything, so why does this woman get to be on TV? Is she crazy?

[DarkestOne7]

@monalisasmiles4you

yeah, yeah she is

[moviedude22]

I bet Dave's stroked plenty of kitty in his time...what?

[mike7743]

@moviedude22 lmao, too funny!