CareerBuilder.com - Gauging your Workplace Worth

[sweetandtasty]

hahahahah this is funny

[acaciaxtract]

Man vs. Office: New show on the Discovery Channel.

[sweetandtasty]

i got really excited when you said that.

but it doesn't exist, does it? i looked on discovery channel...

[OneHourDesign]

My last job...they forgot about my b-day completely. And they had it on the computer...

Some people were given presents on their bdays..

My job as manager sucked anyways...and I packed my stuff, deleted some files and was waiting June 1st to quit, 4 months ahead of time. They laid me off on May 28...lol and they couldnt believe I wasnt making a scene like everybody else (they laid off 18 ppl that same day).

[LeftLiberalSoCal]

Oh look its PLANTATION, I mean er, office politics. A bunch of bullshit. Why? I'll tell you why. Because I don't care! That's why. All of this nonsense is demonic and evil and I want no part of it. When I see these "tricks and tips" that I'm supposed to dwell on or learn or give some kind of seroius credence to it makes me want to SPIT. It reminds me of why I left. Nothing has changed. And deep down inside I am thankful that I still run my own business. You SHEEP make the office the way it is.

[mnvacation]

What about us poor saps who work for ourselves? Happy Birthday to Me?!

[cycla]

no, congratulations on having no bosses

[rubigoz]

/watch?v=06yLsBXliQ8

[bigd1804]

We had a party that afternoon and went $1 bowling (beers, games, shoes are all $1) for happy hour because it was on a Wednesday.

[bigd1804]

We had a party that afternoon and went $1 bowling (beers, games, shoes are all $1) for happy hour because it was on a Wednesday.

[Sanclestia]

Effin' awesome ♥ &copy

[kenny582]

lol, no one even knows when my b'day is. I didnt tell anyone or I guess they didnt ask too. Actually, only our boss gets his b'day celebrated but I bet I could get mine going if I was outgoing enough.

[miedim]

It works on so many levels.

[holachica1010]

Hahahaha - so true indeed! Sending to colleagues as we speak... :)

[videovixen3]

HAHA, this was pretty funny. i have high hopes for my bday coming up now!

[pyecraft]

So true, so true!

[satyr9us]

The voices on "Happy Birthday" sound like the mice from the movie Babe.

[22Starstruck]

They have the funniest ads. This was well done!

[xobama]

If I am packing a cardboard box I am going to be living in it.

[primetimeray]

The chocolate on the strawberry is orange people WHAT THE HELL

[wakeupwally]

"Boutique cupcakes and organic wine are the hallmarks of a career on the-- aaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaagh­hhh!"

Brilliant.

[satyr9us]

I know, that moment is completely meta.

[LisaTurtle11]

Funny!

[3ponymous]

Pretty good (if not depressing since no one ever acknowledges my b-day), but I got to say I love the "I work with chimps" ad series the best. CareerBuilder has some really funny commercials.

[PinkSailboat]

Haha! Chocolate fountain birthday party? My expectations have been way too low!!

[reckonerdc]

at an job, i got a candy bar for my birthday. everyone else in the office got cakes.

[garbagepailkid13]

Ha - it's like that scene in office space where he keeps on passing the cake over and over again and never gets any - probably should have gone to careerbuilder before they stole his stapler ;)