I AM MOTHERFUCKER - Epic Beard Man KNOCKDOWN (SUBTITLES + BONUS VID)

[Jewelloves2sing]

dumb people like dis make all us black people look bad

[wadeLFC1]

Beat that nigga out! Hahahahahaha

[exileddemonangel]

Sequence of Events:

EBM talks business with Wannabe|W gets butt-hurt, begins to slur racist comments|EBM tries to reason w\ him|W refuses, for he's "pissed off"|EBM avoids conflict by moving away|W and his lady peer see this as a sigh of weakness, proceed to haze EBM|lady encourages W to use violence|W tries to intimidate EBM|EBT holds himself until punched|EBT releases his fury|W + lady beg for mercy|EBT sees this and halts, gets off the bus LIKE A BOSS|once gone W and lady trash talk EBM

[DackKija]

Why is everyone against EBM on that bus? Who hit first? who couldn't just leave him alone after he walked away? Éven the stupid bitch holding the cam is cheering him on to kick EBM's ass....WTF?! People call this stuff racist, I guess being an anti-social retard is part of a type of race then and that defending yourself in the most badass way ever is racism.

Dumb people (-_-'')

[ColdVet]

chop-playa ?? he clearly says tough guys

[ColdVet]

EBM shoulda walked to the back of the bus and pulled out some wolverine moves on the girls recording it

[ColdVet]

yeah they got a lot of the subs wrong, it int turkey at all, its pinky, a racist comment

[sidkenway]

motherfuckers cant spell prejudice

[austinthebookworm5]

Predaceous lol

[austinthebookworm5]

Nigger doesn't mean black person; it's like the black equivalent of a redneck.

So yeah, I can safely say that black man WAS A NIGGER!!

[ajuhfiugzfui]

some kinda Belgian? the fuck? what's wrong with us?

[MagiicalRooney]

call the AMBALAMPS i cant spell and im a bleeding nigga SHIT thats how we roll in africa

[laddie644]

"Beat his white ass!" about a minute later "OH WHAT THE FUCK YOU SICK MOTHERFUCKER."

[insane4wheeler1]

I LOVE when he said ,, next time i see him i'm gonna kill him,,, why didn't he do it that day,, does he need a bat or a knife or a gun or a bazooka or a nuke

[EssentialNo]

man this is bullshit. "WE CAN PRESS CHARGES YALL I GOT IT ON TAPE" the idiot walked up to him and hit him first. why did only the white man get kicked off bus?

[bassmastaclaudio]

ir is what happen when you try to beat up a big guy

[simshigh]

BEAT HIS WHITE ASS

For what?! Mistaking what someone said? I'm real sick of people gettin their damn panties in a twist.

[dkatz1964]

I loved the captions in this video. The satire is brilliant!! Also, the punk should of listened to the elderly black women. She was the only voice of reason of the whole situation!!

[andrewislike]

Don't fuck with belgians !

[ThaxFuckingxPrince]

@andrewislike inderdaad! haha :p



[Pisineenfles]

@andrewislike

Haha why Belgians in America :o ??? I'm from Belgium and I thought our country was hardly know in America. First time I see this vid.. I was like uh belgians :D :D ? Do we got a 'name' in America ? :p

EBM is right by the way !!

[hootowl5x5]

U just got knocked the f@ck out!!!!

[hootowl5x5]

U just got knocked the f@ck out!!!!!

[zBLACKzOPS]

lol silly people. cant talk without getting violent and stupid shit.

[mrnitler]

CALL DA AMBALAMPS!!!!

[rossija1]

lol dumb bitch "we can press charges" - for what? moron

[Gnafu87]

Are u ok nigga man? u need an ambulance? or a KFC brunch??

[carrie12233344445555]

Oooooooh! Corn!

[stupidtothecrazy]

That guy is dumb you aint killin anybody in fact they gonna kill you

[stupidtothecrazy]

wtf press charges that fucking black guy went up to him and basicallt threatened him saying he could woop epic beard man so shuut the fuck up your just mad cause he got his ass beat after trying to act hard

[kabouterplop6]

he should smash that bitch to

2:15 fuck u up... dude look your black/red mouth u doing nothing

[kabouterplop6]

he should smash that bitch to

[tonigega]

I just saw this. He is harrasing an old man. The EBM walks away and takes a seat on the other side of the bus. Then the balck dude walks over and messes with him again and punches him. Then EBM whoops him! The woman on the video recorded still thinks her ugly boyfriend is right! WTF! Are these people retarded?! EBM good job!

[MrJohnop]

Ha Ha Ha This why we should not let fucking dumb niggers on public transport. Fucking dumb nigger I told you not to fuck with me I LMFAO.

[PacificCircle1]

Why is, on the bus, only other blacks are calling out for violence?

[KaelDragon]

looks like santa got a bad shopping day

[xwarlord14]

Failed subtitles. Seriously.

[EarthquakeMachine]

FEATHERWEIGHT VS HEAVYWEIGHT

NOW THAT´S FAIR!

[dreambindfilms]

Did you intentionally didn't sub when he said he hit me first it's self defense?

[kslaopuwmuil]

Now you see, DON'T MESS WITH BELGIUM!

[buffalogilles]

@kslaopuwmuil ksnap ook waarom da wijf zegt: 'that was some kind of belgian' haha :p

[buffalogilles]

@kslaopuwmuil ksnap ook nie waarom ze zegt: 'that was some kind of belgian' :p

[DuvelmanxD]

I'm Belgian what's wrong with that ??

2:37

[Didi972]

@DuvelmanxD << Don't worry, Black ghetto people are fucking racist so what they may say about other people doesn't really matter 'cause they're just angry fuckheads (P.S. : I'm black so I know what I'm talking about...)

[Hammypower]

its spit shine your shoes

[techsgt311]

I served 9 yrs in the United States Air Force, and I raised my three girls the same way, DON'T TAKE NO SHIT FROM NO PUSSY FOOTIN' niggers. If they ain't in a group, 95% of them can't fight to save their lives. On the other hand, ANY MAN, WOMAN, or YOUTH, whom fights for their country, has every bit of respect from me. This knife toting fool, got what he deserved.

[glamdring999]

I like 4:18

[slbwolf]

loooooooooooool

[PurlyDiluted]

COMMMMMMMMMMBOOOOOOOOOO

FINISHER

[Cfish79]

@PurlyDiluted its c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-ombo

[ghahandi]

ya gotta love AC Transit.... Oakland theatre... Oh Lawwd! Cuddlef*ck~

[romansoldierofhonor]

little bitch needs an ambalamps? LMAO hes acting like hes going to bleed to death... what a pussy.

[Moomba92]

Finally a stupid arrogant ass got put in his place

[Gillfor]

ahhahaa fucking dumb ass thats what you get for being a dumb punk. LITTLE BIATCH

[98stormrider]

lol, Balck punk get's his arse kicked by 67 year, get in, best thing I've seen in years, that will shut his dumb mouth up. .................

[oldsoul63]

Chick picking up beard man's bag and walmarting it to the back while filming, double fail!

[TheTubbyKid]

No way in hell they gonna press charges, the old man was the victim, not the black guy. The videojust gonna prove the white guy the victim!

[Sp0t1]

lol its "say it again pinky" not turkey, just for the heads up

[warero]

you should punk music instead of rap

[warero]

bring amplamps black dude fucked up @ 2.57

[thomasvic2]

what beat his white ass looks like his black ass got whooped



[Sp0t1]

@thomasvic2 lol i also love how the chick states "we got it on video we can press charges"yet she has herself on camera taking his bag and saying "go through his shit", so she has herself committing a theft. Guess she can collect a welfare check for another week and spend it on crack instead of buying doritos and ramen noodles for the weekly lunch menu

[thomasvic2]

@Sp0t1 yea lol

[GeetarGuy505]

@Sp0t1 haha, the funny thing is, the black guy just got out of prison, and when the cops showed up, they found a knife on him, so hes BACK in jail for assault and posession of a lethal weapon while on parole. AND, the chick went to jail for theft. The epic beard man was taken to lunch by the local police department hahaha, funny shit!!!!

[Sp0t1]

@GeetarGuy505 no way, that is too funny to make up. I just think its sad that people cant take a good old fashion ass whoopin anymore, everything results in "Ima kill that nigga next time i see him". People like this ghetto trash think they have such a reputation to uphold, yet they talk illiterate, write illiterate, dress like slobs, and make asses out of themselves. How bout buy some nice clothes and get a job, then maybe people will respect you

[GeetarGuy505]

@Sp0t1 its true haha, look at the interview of the epic beard man, and the news broadcast about it. so funny and so ironic. and i know, 'ghetto' idiots blame everything but themselves for the shitty situation they are in. and frankly theyre too stupid to correct themselves, so its just where they belong. They blame it on the 'system' and 'society', when really the system is designed to let people rise to the top if they work hard at it, and if not, they sit at the bottom of the shit pile.

[ghahandi]

@GeetarGuy505 Ohh Lawwdy! ...."CuddleF*ck!...He hit me first!"...."next time I f*ck you up!...bring amperlamps...." "...ooooo...he leakin!" " ...get that bag...see what's inside!"

enufff said. EPIC! Street justice on "video tape" (TM)

[TYflyTP]

he fucked him up see blacks dont know how to keep there mouths shut

[fatsachs]

Anybody else laughin at the fact that big tough darkie needs an ambulance for a bloody nose?

[DonFler]

Aggression against old ppl is WRONG folks..Show some Respect, please!

[thezepp925]

whats up with that stupid ass "hood" bitch saying that he could press charges, THIS FOOTAGE MAKES LIL WAYNE THE AGGRESSOR

[MrReasonFTW]

this is why people dont try to beat up old people whether EBM is racist or not i love him oh yeah and...FALCOOOONNNN PUNCH

[CoolerThanAids]

In the era EBM grew up it was very common to ask a negro how much he would charge to spit shine your shoes.

[76evilways]

blacks yelling for the the black guy to beat the white guy ass and whites yelling for the white guy to beat the blacks guys ass...boy this country has come a long way! Thanks to the people watching the fight for being so rascit ....we sure want to keep that alive. It's done us so well in the past.

[deekid01]

im sorry is everyone who ever watch this video racist, but yeah the nigga did deseve that ass whippin

[Blured0Influence]

OH SHIT. that old man is fucking EPIC.

[Ghostspartan83]

I liked when who ever said 'Beat that nigga out" ^_^ Epic man for the win

[stratocaster1greg]

hey nigga if your family is indigent i will buy you a soap on a rope, cause you are gonna need it where you are going.

[dianedlj]

Stupid black woman is telling Mr Black Idiot to woop Mr. Tom Vet. And she has it all on video and to press charges. Yea, better call the Amber Lamps.

[dianedlj]

Yea,...the poleleece and the amber lamps is coming for Mr. Idiot. That smart black got it all video and she is just as stupidly to suggest Mr. Idiot to press charges when he was harassing Mr. Tom Vet.

[Crizzle789]

The black guy used his face to beat up Bruso's fists.

[yeemandan]

1:17

[Makreel44]

The girl sitting next to the black dude is verrryyy nice ;)

[anrexfk]

wuaua "call te ampulance"" histerycal.

the black dude deserved everything had got comming at him. shall teach him to think he can take on a 50+ - 60+ old guy.µµ

keep on saying that he will kill the nigga, wuahahaha he got the shit beaten out of him :p

[LALOMAN18]

Stop it! Oh Lord, Oh Lord have mercy! ohhhhhhh Lord! lol......

[LALOMAN18]

Nigger got Knocked the fuck out! lol.... call the ambulance, call the ambulance..... hahaha.. fuckin'g porch monkey can't street fight... how dare you go up against a Nam Veteran bitch.... these old school soldiers went through so much shit what makes you think a little bitch ass punk crack head nigger is going to make him shiver? Fuck no, he'll bust a 1 -2 -3 TKO on you muthafucker!!!! now go cry to the ambulance! hahahaha...... eat some watermelon you'll feel better!

[hootowl2112]

"Imma kill him"

Yeah, buddy. You really showed how tough you were, taking his punches like that. By "kill him", you must mean that you'll let him beat on you until he has a heart attack from the adrenaline. That's about the only way you'd be able to kill anything. For practice, I'd suggest going down to the zoo and trying out your strategy on a bear or two. You'd have a better chance with the bear than you'd have going another round with this guy.

[miquelia103]

Ok Im Black ButHe Is Wrong He Started It So He Desevres That

[lockbreak12]

lol i like how this involves the phrases shoe shine and chinaman put them together in my memory and you get hong kong Fuey number one super guy

[oM16oBeast]

Black dude deserved it , and his black friend is so mad that the black dude got beat up .. haha typical black person

[esmifrado]

who made this subtitles has an english problem or a earing problem :\

[Lemonzaretasty]

that man was some kind of belgian XD LMAO im from belgium, aint no old people beating the sht out of black people over here ;)

[TheDocinOC]

NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[darknessofkrish]

"Huh...what you say Charlie? you got something Charlie whatyou want charlie?"

[jowendals]

you f**k nigga

[TheMattyccc]

Bring M&Ms LOLOLOLOL

[maton45]

I bet none of these people on this bus have a job

[Machu4]

Bring amber lamps.

[DrGonzo4life]

Way to go EPIC BEARD MAN!!!

[Hephaistos51413]

the subtitles are a masterpiece

[XTapout21X]

lmfao...he got the god damn beat outta him!

[ScLeCo]

HA HA HA HA Stupid fucking niggers!!!! Stereotypes --Based on TRUTH! Hopefully that fucking moron got a brain aneurysm and dies.

[vulam7893]

never mess with veterans lol, they trained and been to war so they can beat the shit out of u anytime even if they're old

[RhinestoneRebel]

he gave him the fucking Vietnam haha...fucking thug nigger

[Rolyatrat]

dem fuck niggers need to respect the whitman they arent slaves no moa we should droppem to the floor!!!!!!!!!!! they aint worth anyteng!!!!

[landis14]

Down goes Frasier!!! Ha ha!! He got what he deserved...keep your mouth shut and that shit won't happen.

[bugstile]

OOOHHH JESUS CHRIST mr slaves 1:55 LOL

[taipohh]

hhaha stupid brown turd...

dont fak with war veterans!

[Lrdvltr]

@taipohh He is a chimp.

[PreemoX2]

beat dat trick beat dat trick turkey beat dat niigggaaaaaaa

[vetteusername]

I lol'd so hard:P

go epic beard man

[NinjaSpartanThe]

the subtitles were awesome, someone said "beat that nigga out", and someone else said " STOP IT!!!!!!! OOOHHH!!!!!!!!!! MY!!!!!!!!" sounded extremely dramatic.

[metal1531]

OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheGaucheSuede]

its funyn how he was like oooo stap it! and then he says hell beat him up lol!

Im glad he got beat up to show "black gangstaz" arent very strong lol

[EvelTwinOfSlogmaster]

@thesentinel303 He's saying "spit shine" the shoes. It just sounds like "piss on" because they can't speak plain English.

[EvelTwinOfSlogmaster]

"Beat his white ass!!!" Give a nigger even the most simple, explicit directions and he gets it ass backwards.

[Ettorebzbz]

beat that nigga out!!!

win

1:44

[bleugate]

White People : Beatin down black people since...well forever!

[nls8520]

Glad to see little homeboy get his asked kicked.

[jakeisstraight999]

GET FUCKED NIGGA

[berlinerpunker]

what the f.... est... knocked out from 67 years old man.... best....

[GTagun187]

very incorrect translations

[jbliggidy123]

lmao it cracks me up when dude says next time ima fuck u up lmaoooo

[CrisisCoreGenisis52]

thats what he gets 4 bothering an old man

[tonyromofan12]

@CrisisCoreGenisis52 That is right he brought it on his own self

[PedroRiot]

epic old dumbass

[8LiGhTs8]

i love how after he beats him the black guy says he will f him up, reallly this guy doesn't know when to quit

[puristthunder]

the black dude got owned hard and trying to act tought after he got pwned!! whatta pussy

[quillen1991]

well the subtitles are fucked.  thank you that is all.

[FNcanucker]

lmfao@1:43 in (help me!) bwaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaa

[shiryet]

let me put it this way.

If he was a white guy this video would of been labeled "BUM FIGHT"

Because they both are bums and they both are old.

Some people are just scared of black people so they enjoy seeing them get beat up. and some people are just trolls....

[zolevokpk]

"beat that nigga out" :D:D:D i loled so hard

[themightybaron]

LOL now arrest the little punk for uttering a death threat and attempting to beat a senior citizen.

[Sonnyxleet]

"we can press charges" - ROFL. Dumbass coons.

[sirvidia]

subtitles are all wrong

[AlexPlusRandom]

nigger got beat up!

[Thescaredbear]

"Hey we can press charges bud, I got it on videotape!"

And there you see Exhibit A of Epic Beard Mans self-defense and the prosecutors FAIL!

[jrgm3]

"Beat the nigger out !!" LOL

Thank you EBM for cleaning our world of scum.

[TheWhiteye004]

lmao that dumbass kid... call the am-bal-ance lmao. black boys cant fight for shit.. iv been takin capoeira for 13 years.. a black mans fight from africa and i still dont feel like i can fight right.

[jbliggidy123]

@TheWhiteye004 lol capoeira is from Brazil lol if ur gonna be racist at least get it right

[TheWhiteye004]

lmao that dumbass kid... call the am-bal-ance lmao. black boys cant fight for shit.. iv been takin capoeira for 13 years.. a black mans fight from africa and i still dont feel like i can fight right.

[Bombeni]

Mr grandma always said if they knew better they'd do better.

[matrixlone]

so why this happend lol

[Phill3518]

why do they say, 'he must be Belgian?'

[stevenn2]

@Phill3518 Because us Belgians kick ass

[terror923]

you know that guy took epic beard mans bag, and from another video epic beard man got arrested because that drunk guy told the cops that epic beard man started the fight. wonder why there isnt a video of that wannabe gangster getting arrested for theft

[thisguyrighthere3]

the black guy might live in the hood but he aint a gangster... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL the black guy got jungle feverd up his butt

[pookeeeee]

The only logical person in this video is the older black lady! That punk should of taken her advice and let it go. For the people who are confused and bitching about the subtitles, it's called satire. It is supposed to be funny and provocative.I for one was LMFAO at it.!!!!

[Bombeni]

@pookeeeee Yeah but you couldn't really get those who don't understand, to ever "get it" -- they operate on a different plane. Not the type I'd want to spend a Saturday night with exactly.

My favorite for some reason is when the old lady says "enget about that." hahaha

[jaster82]

I like how that chick stole his bag. WTF? he should have smacked her too

[passerking2]

i wanna his that black lady in the background

[Deanvermaak]

LOL, 67 years old, white and still kicking niga ass...LOVED

[zacksand1]

also at the end he made a death threat

[zacksand1]

did you guys see when he said ill fuck you up next time you cant say that when he just beat the shit out of you. this guy is like a tree all bark no bite. i dont think its funny because its a white guy beating a black guy i think its funny seeing a old man beating a young one lmao!

[yistackness]

the subtitles are wrong. Right at the beginning the black guy asks "why's a brother gotta spit-shine your shoes" .. not "we're like brothers ya, piss on your shoes". Get it right at least!

[vollystri]

motherfucare

[xXSuperToasterXx]

They were both in the wrong the black guy is agressive and EBM is literaly crazy if you watch the interview they ha with him EBM said he pulled out and I quote "an eight inch shank on him" I didn't see a knife and EBM is a Vietnam vet so wtf

[Bombeni]

If I'm having a stressed out, lousy day, I can always come to YT and watch a Vietnam Vet teach a punk ghetto sumbitch some manners, and it's just amazing --- my blood pressure drops about 50 points.

[r0joo]

the lil niqqa is all bark and no bite and got his thug wanna be ass handed by super senior citizen EPIC BEARD MAN!