Khajiit Joke

[Antennaholder]

Why do adventures quit their jobs?

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Because they take arrows to the knees.

[makotomikami]

Even an Argonian can be born with the heart of a Nord.

[balsphinktahr]

*roles the ''R''* RRRaaiiicist *with a lispy Kajiit accent*

[jeremy123456duss]

I love oblivion ill admit it i never played any other elder scrolls (besides skyrim) but who cares, i think skyrim is better than oblivion i like the envirement in oblivion it was grassy and nice and skyrim is gritty but skyrims graphics and gameplay are better... I love the khajiit rule maiq the liar ftw

[Stordrage]

@jeremy123456duss

Every Elder Scroll games is good on its own way :)

Myself? i am happy with skyrim,feels more like morrowind in a way then oblivion,and that is a good thing since morrowind is my favourite game,And every country in tamriel is different.

[TheGreatDevourer666]

I am an Orc and I feel like making some Argonian leather armour.

[bjrdelaney]

I am a Khajiit and I find this offensive, yet true.

[Excelerationz]

looks like we got a

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hissy mystery, here!

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYH!

[MobiusRazgriz]

Why are butt pirates butt pirates??

because they just ARRRRRRRRRR  fruits

[Excelerationz]

so an argonian, owns a lizard and a guy walks in and says ''which one is the argonian?'' mwahahahhahahaha!!!! get it?!?!? because argonians are slimy little bastards with too many teeth

[nuken74]

But what if the Khajjit have poop on their butts?

[P1Jake]

:21 So funny even the cricket laughed with him :D

[4DPerformance]

What mod is that for the dialogue? It looks way better than the normal one.

[TheCrackedBrick]

Fucking love the way he says "khajiit" xD

[Nightshade9001]

a real arrow to the sigh eigh?

[Nightshade9001]

@Nightshade9001 THIGH* FFFFFFUUU

[bluephantom76]

OH HO HO HO DAT SLAPS ME ON DA KNEE

[AustinAzure]

0:19 The cricket was laughing too! :D

[BearHoggy]

@MrPilleyboy oh! HA HA HA HA!

[BearHoggy]

HA HA HA HA HA HA i dont get it???

[MrPilleyboy]

@BearHoggy he means khajiits cooking is so bad that the taste of their own ass is better

[daffybox]

Thigh slapper.

[ArgonianSouthwest]

As an Argonian, I have something I have been waiting to say for a LONG time, indeed. It's pond cum (***not a typo***) like this that make the rest of us decent Argonians look evil. As if we're not already the most shit-on race as it is! Christ, two of my ten best friends are Kajiit! FUCK YOU! (Refering to the cumshot featured in the video, not the uploader)

[MineCraftIntensity]

Fuck u all Argonian hatred! Fuck u all Khajiit haters! Their both good!

[Aleksandr011]

put down khajiit cooking down all you want, but I happen to know it gives magicka regen. so there :(

[dragon987000]

@Aleksandr011

But at the price of licking your butt to get the taste out...

[DeathBlade182]

DO HO HO, THAT SLAPS ME ON THE ARROW-LESS KNEE

[JkTwins13]

@DeathBlade182 That was the best arrow to the knee joke ever

[TheJosh66]

"By azura By azura by azura what a racist *****"

[TheLinkMinecraft]

stupid argonian

[fistfulofknowledge]

Want to hear an Argonian joke?

Why are Argonians resistant to diseases?

Because they're such whores 9lusty Argonian maid) they've became immune to them.

[GeneralTulIius]

@baruavice Stopping ulfric is a masterstroke, by my Khajiit legate, that'll probably affect the Jarls into letting Khajiit in!

[Aviarmew]

There is no Knee Slapping in the Elder Scrolls because it's a touchy subject.

[mesquitadrox]

Lol horrible PC u have skyrim looks much better in mine, get a better videocard ffs

[RabidDog22]

@mesquitadrox Can't tell if trolling....

Skyrim is the FIFTH Elder Scrolls game...

[mesquitadrox]

@RabidDog22 Dis video is skyrim lol

[RabidDog22]

@mesquitadrox Uploaded 2008

It's Oblivion...

[mesquitadrox]

@RabidDog22 stfu fag

[RabidDog22]

@mesquitadrox Real mature.

[mesquitadrox]

@RabidDog22 Meh, I was just joking all along but I wanted to keep it up. Lol. I obviously know this is TESIV. Hehehe.

[mesquitadrox]

@RabidDog22 Sorry if you didn't like my american citizen impersonation in the last comments. I do apologize.

[dragon987000]

@mesquitadrox

I never thought somebody could fail THIS hard.

[mesquitadrox]

@dragon987000 Wasn't even an attemp, bro..was just wobbling around.

[nintendax12]

arent kgajiits slaves in morrowind

[Alphablast001]

Hey... One of characters is a Khajiit. Don't blame me if he walks around and suddenly loses his clothes and everything else.

[Mirror0211]

I hate khajiits!!! I'm an argonian.

[tardoin97]

Lol

[markus45150]

i am so going to shoot him in the face with my new marksman skill

[TheJackw13]

Ugh. Whats with all of this "Z0MG 4RGNISARS SOK BLASS. CATS UNIT!!1!1" crap?

[SporeFreak2010]

@TheJackw13 IDK, Theres people that like furries and people that have a scale fetish dukeing it out in the comments i guess :L

[TheAAJNshow]

right when i saw this i pulled out oblivion and killed this guy cuz imma khajiit

[Zleepy187]

I am a Khajiit and i find this offensive .

[Lolicrafter404]

@Zleepy187 Amen

[TheTaylos]

haha! that was a good one! fucking furrys...

[bootcunt]

was it just me or when the music started playing did you get the warm fuzzy feeling of long nights playing Oblivion. i love Skyrim but Oblivion will always have a special place in the hearts of all elder scrolls fans. CAN I GET AN AMEN

[eteck234]

@bootcunt are you perhaps gay or just high? 0.o

[bootcunt]

@eteck234

im gay for this game

[weezerhopw]

Yep!



[ZadeCoDfish]

@bootcunt AMEN

[0b1wanken0bi]

@bootcunt AMEN

[ijmgbg]

@bootcunt Wow, that´s exactly ho i feel when i play oblivion, just gives me the chills (in a nice way) Skyrim is a better game but no other game can make me feel like oblivion.

[johanthemaster]

@bootcunt Oblivion is really the best elder scrolls game imo..i mean skyrim was like *plays the story in 2 hours* ... ... ... ... wtf do i do now..oblivion had alot more fun stuff to do ^_^

[Atrix234]

@bootcunt I'm not starting a flame war here, but Oblivion doesn't have a special place in every elder scrolls.. Some of us have that special place reserved for Morrowind. I like oblivion too, but i and alot of other people certainly like morrovind more

[Naafalilargus]

@Atrix234 If we enjoy most what we first experienced about the elder scrolls, then let us. we don't care if you think morrowind is better... i thumbed up his comment because that's exactly what i felt. :P

[Atrix234]

@Naafalilargus Now your starting with the "We don't care, we don't care, Blah blah" I said i'm not starting a flame war.. He said "In EVERY elder scrolls player hearts" That statement is clearly wrong..

[Naafalilargus]

@Atrix234 and i know you weren't. i was just making a statement. and i'm pretty sure he overreacted on purpose.

[NikoBellicSerbia]

@bootcunt i see you only played Oblivion retard, go play Arena, Daggerfall and Morrowind you lazy kid.

[bootcunt]

@NikoBellicSerbia how about you come over here and give me a big wet kiss! then maybe we can sit down and play Morrowind together. Don't worry i wont kiss and tell ;)

[NikoBellicSerbia]

@bootcunt ok, but only if you are not homo. I dont kiss homo peoples. ;)

[Mrepicpplshow]

bretons ftw

[MISTtumbles]

Heh... whenever an NPC is a douche to my Khajiit, I always yell at the screen "THAT'S RACIST"

Just because.

[SeriousSamx]

@ManectricPup 1.Bad joke

2. The guy who fucks the maid wasent even argonian.

[ManectricPup]

@SeriousSamx  ssshhhhh, i wrote that when i was extremely tired

[bravissio1756]

want to hear a kajhiit joke

player:goo ahed

dar-jee: it is common knowledge that irratied cats...have eighteen half lives

[Gigameth89]

Hahahaha.

I have another one; Why do Khajiit always stink? Because they're too afraid of water! Haha. Stupid cats...

I love being an Argonian.

[ToasterBurnt]

Khajits forever

[AlwaysLearningTech]

Racist joke! 

[Riverweasel09]

My Khajiit, T'roseil, disapproves of such racist jokes and invites you to kindly meet him in Windhelm

[staylor0902]

I used to be an Argonian. Until I took an arrow to the knee.

[nandotime3000]

@staylor0902 Get that Skyrim Shit out of here!!! This is Elder Scrolls 4!!

[agentbillyb2]

Well, atleast Khajiits don't ask you to go find some powdered deer penis to eat..

[ajsaccount1991]

@agentbillyb2 weebam-na is an epic character

[TheWildPenisHunter]

@ajsaccount1991 And I, Weebam-Na, The Wild Penis Hunter, is very happy to hear these words.

[ZeoTheZombie]

@agentbillyb2 what mission was that?

[Xdaspion]

Its ok guys, I mean, The Argonions are clearly the best race ever, I mean, Whoelse can breathe underwater and get banned from Windhelm?

-Khajiits FTW

[TwiIight0ne]

@Xdaspion Khajiits are banned from every city.

[Crippledlocket]

@Xdaspion I have an underwater breathing amulet on my dark elf...

[Boogey3452]

BWAHAHAHA.. good old argonian humor...

[CommonHouseFly]

I just love the kajiit race :D

[sparten180]

gravity cat is not amused. (I am, but don't tell the cat that...he has claws)

[Tataru5117]

*facepaw*

[mermagica192117]

It would be funnier if you were a Khajiit and he said this to you

[MrIhaveacat]

why do the argonians in this game sound middle eastern?

[MrTurtlez123]

me (being a argonian): BWAHAHAHAHAHA...aha.... i dont get it ._.

[baruavice]

Bloody Argonians .... stay strong fellow Khajiits !!

[InvaderRosie]

@baruavice this is why i killed a village just to kill the Argonians in it

im a Khajiit in skyrim

[JAJAY797]

@baruavice I will!

[Lolicrafter404]

@baruavice So True once i saved after i heard this and killed him

[baruavice]

@Lolicrafter404 STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM ! haha na just kidding good on ya !

[Starweardo]

@baruavice Will do! Though I never heard this quote in the game.

[ZadeCoDfish]

@baruavice Khajiits For The Win!

[GeneralTulIius]

@baruavice My best Legate is the Dragonborn and a Khajiit!

Sincerely

[baruavice]

@GeneralTulIius It is an honour to hear from you general lol . We hope the imperials stamp out Ulfric and his pro-nord agenda that continues to discriminate and hamper the lives of the noble nomadic khajits which roam the fatherland . We are not even allowed into the cities !

[302viewisyou]

@baruavice KHAJIIT PRIDE FTW!!

[unifieddynasty]

A real thigh-slapper, that one eh?

[TheRandomkid321]

WAit. If they lick their buts. doesnt that just give them the taste of their cooking again?

[Strazyplus]

@TheRandomkid321 nope its just dirty so they lick it.

[TheWitchking123]

Thats totally racist!! xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[ILOVEZEPPLIN]

Whata douche!

[NickoliLion]

I suppose that this is the Oblivion equivalent of Black jokes.

[WolfenFoust]

@NickoliLion I figure the Dunmer are discriminated against most akin to the black community. Even the redguards don't get shit, because at least they are man and not mer. Racism actually makes literal sense in tamriel..

[bulletproofmonk11]

@NickoliLion LMAO YUP

[MrChildheart]

@NickoliLion

A surprising amount of racism in Elderscrolls >.<

[NickoliLion]

@MrChildheart although, since they are actually different species, racism would make sense in Elderscrolls.

[roykoopa25]

they are saying khajiit cooking is bad. >=(

[spyjan1]

Why do Argonians suck their dicks?

Because its their hobby. Hahaha!

[ZombiePacco]

Oh great, now I have to kill this guy..... Want to here a Argonian joke!

[analbag9000]

why do furfags lick thier butts?

[Snipertiger321]

I saw that guy. I later punched him in the face.

[TheRandomkid321]

@Snipertiger321 Oi

[UpperDeckFan29]

Wanna hear a khajit joke? Sure... (joke) .. *Khajit pulls out RPG* "Bitch ass lizard thing, sorry but I thought you dissed the khajit... Just notify this with you, I'm Khajit Norris.. Let me ask you this again.... Did YOU.. Just diss the FUCK .. Out of khajit Norris? If I'm not enough, chuck Norris is on his way you lizard scab...

[TheKnogba]

hmm this is just racist, KHAJIIT POWER!!!

[Marshmelo57]

in soviet Russia, Khajiits don't lick their butts... their butts lick them.

[Spluttergubben]

why dose khajiit lick there butts? becus they can

[Lithainile]

I was with a Khajiit. He was dead in a second.

[ScottyW89]

Haha always loved this joke. He have also told the one about the Altmer who asks the Dunmer if he would know how to rescue a drowning Bosmer

[robloxnewsdudes]

No argonians are better :P

[KaasuPirinen]

press 3 for butts

[ninjaaaaasplat]

0:20

Politically correct cricket is not amused

[DemonicMonkey666]

>:I Khajiits are the best race and there cooking is great..........

[brokenbone111]

A real thigh slapper eh?



[Nymphonomicon]

@brokenbone111 Then Dar Jee saw a hundred Khajiit Player Characters standing behind him...

[Irategamefan]

um that joke no funny becase im a Khajiit

[CyanideForYourMum]

I heard this one as well ' Hello I'm a Khajiit in disguise, want to see me lick my butt ' some shit like that

[Cryaboot]

you racist argonian!

[MrISniiPE]

Lol

[edgarito789]

if the khajiit in the end would know how to facepalm, he would do it.

[OppasYeobo]

I love this guy.

[mitomen2000]

pretty funny that theese two races has the same voice

[Nyxferno]

This is why I love Khajiits and Argonians xD

They have smexy accents too :P

[Geminii333]

argonian power!!!!

[chrisredfiud]

2 people are khajiit

[pyramidhead156]

@chrisredfiud you bet that right

[brazilianKHAJIITguy]

khajiit dont like this

[mrhatnclogsurahara]

Makes me want to go visit this guy as one of my Khajiit characters and see what he has to say, lol.

[fucheduck]

I agree(with the guy on the other one's abbridged version) why do reptiles always have bulgarian accents? because they're bulger.

[Pur3knight56]

Dar Jee = Next MadGod?

[littleNorwegians]

Argonians are said to have the strangest and "alien" mindset of all the races in the Elder Scrolls.

Makes sense that they'd be a little odd.

Look it up on a Wiki. They get high on treesap for Christ's sake.

[bogmire777]

Khajiit > Argonains.

[Pytak0703]

0:20

*crickets*

[Rainbolt101]

Hes mean. my Taja would kick his butt if he wasn't a thieves guild member.

[azaraniichan]

rherherhe...

[mushuvve]

Racism!

[SuperL0L1P0P]

@mushuvve Argonians have a low speechcraft because they don't look human.

MOAR RAZIZUM!!!

[cookies15682]

@mushuvve Elder scroll games do have alot of racism in them lol,

[yasmineivy1]

Ah reel thy slapur tat won eh??

[MetalHimera]

Khajit disliked

[mrwaffles007]

No respect for the furries.....

[hagiwolfe]

I guess it's more funny to the argonians xD then again leyawinn sucks for taking the khajiit homeland and torturing them along with the argonians

[Halo3Satan]

So these are the joke we made up in the year of 3E 433 lol.

[odina3033]

its called the darkbrother hood dumbass ive completed the hole quests

[EnkerZero]

My God, the graphics work gorgeously on your computer.

[maggie2941]

rofl

[PoptropicaRox21499]

in leyawin all the argonians hate the kajiht

[weezerhopw]

The interface is called Dark...something er other..it's pretty popular on the Oblivion mods site.

[Dilz424]

@weezerhopw DarNified UI For Both Oblivion

And for fallout, On Bethesda forums

[Barraki148]

@weezerhopw It's DarkUI DarkN. I dont understand why its called that so dont ask lol

[azjeff1971]

@weezerhopw DarkUI

[BigCheese1138]

what interface mod do u use?

the text is different

[Snyperwolf91]

i dont get it ... =/

somehow....