Doozie and Security Guard

[Badbeatboy85]

He said: Be carefully. If something happens you are the blame. Be carefully!

-NO ESPAÑOL

He said: Great! I do speak Spanish

-You were here?

He said: It´s ok! Be carefully. Look at the pretty little ramp in here.

-Muy buena

He said: Don't break those thing that are there. ?????? ?? ??? ?? to eat.... ???? ??????

He looks the skateboard and ask: -it's yours? is pretty...

He said: look the "eye boy" ( camera boy ) it's laughing, he likes it. ---------------

Let's roll! Let's roll!

[buttermaker99]

hahaha "srry i dont sell crack"

[careydouble22]

"do you smoke?" lololol

[grimcity]

What a good natured crazy old man! I have no idea what he was saying, but he sounded so stoked and happy! Haha, hyped.

[hfrancoe]

Greatest security guard EVER

[Nelson7Nelson]

he was telling them that he almost hit them (as in crash) and to be careful and yeahh.

[drumcitygirl]

cool security.made me laugh =]

[loveja1]

Awesome, gotta love miami!

[matthiasfsa]

"si suena la alarma ya se que son uds que vienen a robar" that's what he said at some point, and it means "if the alarm sounds, then I'll know it's you trying to steal"

[tzarrman]

Dude this security guard is fucking awsum!

[MichaelDAvanzo]

You wanna buy a half 8th haha

good shit bro!

[HardXCoreDeathMetal]

lmao i dont know whether or not to hate on this guy ahahah

[aznsoulja37698]

lol im sponsored by lil dick skateboards!

[thaichica08]

haha omg i love matt!

[lokoskater666]

all he was saying was to be careful, don't break anything

[yugiohcardcollecter]

im mexican and american i know more english

[STUMPTOWNVIDEO]

voy a comer panocha en tu madres gato lol thats all the spanish i know

[yugiohcardcollecter]

hahahahahhaha

[antonshvets]

Haha one of the funniest security vs skater ive seen lately.

[ivansk81]

Its not even security vs. skater.

i didnt see no fight

[kickpush33]

nowhere in the text does it say security vs. skater

[ivansk81]

no! im not even talking about your text

im talking about someones comment

some kids said this "this is the funniest skater vs. security

[kickpush33]

oh alright, sorry about that.

[ivansk81]

no worries its koo.

[thetrinsic]

fucking learn english or get the fuck out of the USA

[eortiz110890]

callese cabron

[Craig3223]

thank you

[doozeh]

wat a day... haha

[spitfireskater5]

he really didn't do anything to stop them soooo....was he really telling them that they were good or something?

[DCSk8er529]

we have no idea.

[WalterMackey]

Whats that guy saying?

[peterdakilla]

ur so dumb kickpush

[skipark13]

yeah kickpush your a little queer as fag

[MaulingMick]

I love you rofl.

[jdmxcreep]

kids are stupid the old man was just saying to go to a park

[fuck0yo0couch0nigga]

he was saying it in spanish to a bunch of white kids, he's the stupid one. i wouldnt go up to some random white person ant start talkin spanish and expect them to know.

[thetrinsic]

no the old man should learn fucking english

[JueputaGuebon]

that old man is cool as hell

[theanvilcracks]

Piss off faggot? I said nothing of the kind!

Wtf is your problem? You don't think that old dude was weird, wtf??

[MaulingMick]

rofl irl.

[theanvilcracks]

Wierd dude that one..

[rusty138]

gay super weak...

[lyrady11]

lol "im sponsored by little dick skateboards"

[dameloqkiero460]

This is fucking helarious.

[PlanBsk8s]

lmfao what the fuck do i look like tony hawk

[piiddles]

man u 2 stfu already , u bitch like little girls .

[Sparksterfu]

wow I speak spanish and can't understand a word he saying he sounds like a cuban on crack

[D3athR3aPeR]

i would love to skate around with that security guard :)

[OneRadRudeboy]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE SAYING!?

[torterra100]

that was so funny

[JoshTehEmo]

okay video...

[paintballer1184]

LMFAO selling drugs lol thats fuckin funny

[anthonyp1010]

omg LMAOO fuck i look like tony hawk lmaoooo!

[phillipakapwilly]

who knows he could of been complamenting the skaters he did give the cam a thumbs up

[flash452]

man the cop was being cool with you guys

he was saying watch out for you eyes and not to break anything

thats a cool securtiy right there but yea that dude was funny the skater

[Spartacus4000]

haha..lol!!!.."no i cant do that,wtf do i look like?Tony Hawk?"

[johnnyashford]

I am a security guard and almost daily i got to deal with skaters, and i dont blame that guard because the skaters i deal with are fuckin pricks.

[8urick8]

cry me a river dick face

[johnnyashford]

fuck u

[sigalig]

security guards are pathetic and a disgrace to the justice system.

[tht420kid]

wow, wut a cool job you have...your a fucking 2nd-rate pig!!! fuckin $10/hour guy who walks around with pepper spray who's only excitement at work is shooing kids away for riding a skateboard. and half the time, we skaters are only pricks when the security guard kicking us out are pricks themselves! maybe thats your problem..FIX IT FUCKFACE!!!

[pivotblaster]

that guy was on fucking dope...what a doped up hippy

[krissaxxjane]

LMAO

[Dshnizal15]

lol

Dude, "do ya have a little dick?"

great shit.

[unicorey]

dude without mexicans...u rednecks are nothing.. this country falls like a piece of shit...u foolish fuckers...plus all he was saying is he better not get hurt..nothing else..

[OneTwoMaybeThree]

we were fine b4 the spanish and blacks came....idk what your talking about, we could live without spanish and blacks...the blacks AND the spanish have there own contry...tell me why they cant live there...OR if they insest living with "us renecks" how come they cant learn to speak english? eh?

[retardhunter4]

i kinda of agree with you. which i would have never thought of saying

[treyflipordie]

yeah i totally agree, us white people kick ass for coming to America and raping the shit out of the natives, those natives should have just left nicely

[hungery12]

you are a total dick face.

[AmericansSmellBad]

FUCK YOU.

im fucking black and am fucking proud of it.

you're no more fucking important then the rest of us screw you.

im not fucking native but im still black.

you're a racist piece of shit

[AmericansSmellBad]

you're a racist piece of shit.

i'm proudly black.

you're no more important then the rest of us are

fuck you racist shitty piece of crap.

[curlzboi]

yeah thats why "americanssmellbad" isnt that racist you little prick, black people smell just as bad

[AmericansSmellBad]

its a fucking joke. racism ISNT

and saying americanssmellbad isnt judging people by there colour.

fuck you need to learn what racist means.

don't reply to this comment.

i don't need to fight with racist bitches.

[curlzboi]

okay, i wont lmfao

[AmericansSmellBad]

HAHAAHHAHA LMFAAAOO.

YOU'RE AN IDIOTTT.

LOLOL.

"Don't reply to this comment"

"Okay I won't" AHAHAH

STUPID DUMBFUCK.

[curlzboi]

how is that funny?

[AmericansSmellBad]

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

You're SO stupid. you dont get it..

Fuckk.

I said "Don't reply"

And you DID reply saying "I won't"

WDF.

LMFAO. you're funnyyy.

[tht420kid]

actually fucknuts, without "us rednecks" (people who are still superior to spicks) none of you motherfuckers would have a job. because without us, you fucks wouldnt have our lawns to mow or our food to pick just to make the measly pay you willingly accept. if you dont like "us rednecks" and AMERICA, go the fuck back to mexico..and take a few niggers and chinks on each arm with ya!

[Sparksterfu]

Who are you to say that you are any better than anyone else. It is people like you that are bringing down America in General. In the end we are all the same, we bleed just as easily we die just as easily.

[Skatingismylifestyle]

that is technically not true.. hemophiliacs bleed more profusely.. fucktard... lol , jk.. but naw i see where you're coming from.. and i like that you used logic in your argument... good speech..

[theanvilcracks]

Keep kidding yourself..

[straitedge]

HAHAHHAHA.

my favorite part "no i cant sell you crack i will go to jail"

your funny kid keep it up.

[WillBackbone]

They wetbacks live here 40 years and can't speak OUR language make a run for the border taco bender

[KoolKid777]

hey fuck you bitch meet me in person ill be your racist ass motha fucker hate stupid ignorant people like you you fuckin fagget ass bitch you go to the fields and pick your own fuckin shit out you little cock sucking fagget ass mutha fucker WITH OUT MEXICANS YOU GUYS ARE NOTHING FUCKING WHITE BOYS MUTHA FUCKERS!

[OneTwoMaybeThree]

ok, mr kool kid, that'll do, that'll do

[sigalig]

ok, you cursed a total of 15 times in one sentence. that is the equivalent of an "Ignorant Youtube Diss"

[schells86]

if i was that cop, id pull out ma mac 10, and light that wetback UP.

fuck mexicans.

[uknowigotskill]

u ask if he had a little dick....? i dont get it

[manichon]

coño even I couldnt understand half of what he was saying, I just got "be careful kids" "dont touch anything or the alarm will go off" "look at him, he likes a tube in his eye" "im going kids, be careful"...

[mookixox]

Business 101, only hire people who can speak ur fucking language lmao.

[PeepPlopPloi]

Dude I didn't get to hear him in the beginning cause of the car but, I heard him towards the end, he saids,"if you touch anything an alarm would go on." (Lol no serius) at the end he saids,"Becareful with your eye." Lol.

[xxxmikiexxx]

LMFAO little dick skateboards rofl! pwnnedddd

[warrocksucks]

hey i know what he saying he is saying can u suck my little dick

[kornrox101]

i dont get it...

[princeth2007]

nice neck chain fag!

[poohead1421]

sponsored by little dick skateboards haha

[Skate4apples]

BAHAHHA

[HiImMickey]

Hahaha do you have a little dick?

[pespumante]

u white trashhh

[Dhampir50]

lol do u have a litle dick

[kevinln2006]

all i have to say is el taco and el burito hahah

[Woodpusher98]

ur not dumb or anything

[pespumante]

he was jst bn nice telin dem not to b filmin or else if cops came dey wud have evidence of shit dey broke.. spanish ppl r nice

[Dhampir50]

spanish people are stupid wetbacks,they dont care they just dont wanna be kicked outta the country u fuckin piece of shit SK8 4 LIFE

[br1bri]

FUCK YOU DHAMPIR50

[Dhampir50]

blow me wetback taco bendin bitch

[110Barcode011]

fuck you racist son of a bitch, wanna meet in person?i have no problem with that fucking cock sucker

[110Barcode011]

dont be a motherfucking racist you dumb shit, come to san fernando jerkoff, say that shit here get fucking stabbed faggot

[Dhampir50]

hahahahahahha i would go there,but the fuckin president dont let americans into a contaminated city,i would need a fuckin boi-hazard suit and a gas mask and a breathing tank if i took one step there,but i would mostly die,u guys dont cause u think gas is water so ur all fuckin weirdos,S U C K I T

[110Barcode011]

mother fucker you scared shit face cock sucker. meet me in person faggot i have no prob with that bitch.

[br1bri]

fuck you asshole

[laxpunk]

omg lol! "ya, im sponsered by lil dick skateboards..."

[V4NISH3R44]

'ojo'=eye which he used symbolically for the security camera. He was just warnin' them not to get too close to where the camera was, 'cause they might be accused of stealin'. All and all the security was bein' nice and he was actually doin' the opposite of what he was suppose to do, which is kick 'em out. And the rest was confusin' he had a Spanish accent.

[idiotnoobbum]

wtf is he saying? can someone translate and kinda like say what he was mainly saying

[MeatMafia]

HAHAHAHA

[xMyTube252x]

that is great.

[drgreendick]

no toquen las puertas porque la alarma suena, no vayan a robar, cuida ese ojo, nos vemos hijo.

that grandpa security guard maybe have some good stories to shared and the best wisky that the money can buy!

[LovelyErica87]

lol he was saying ur gonna get cause on camera and they will think ur stealing.. lmao.. he wasnt saying dont skate there .. awh poor guy.

[appleseed06]

that is the coolest security guy ever man haha..yea too bad you guys are idiots who dont know spanish..but yea nice dude..

[ripbob7]

i find it a good thing that they dont know spanish, because im pretty sure that they were in america correct me if im wrong

[Sparksterfu]

Look man there is nothing wrong with knowing multiple languages , it is essential in the business world and can prove to be useful in a lot of things. People can speak spanish if the wan't to as long as they use English when neccessary.

[grindthings]

want doesnt hav an apostrophe... lol

[Sparksterfu]

Damn man, do you realize you are replying to a comment that is over a year old, your lucky I check my comment inbox periodically. Anyways it was a careless typo just like your lack of an apostrophe in the word doesn't. =P

[Poopeymaster]

haha that was funny

[sheepbray]

LMAO funniest shit ive seen on ere so far nice...

[ricardodaskater]

"you have a little dick"?

[2316324]

hahahah "you want half an eighth?"

[pogo182]

i wanna know what hes saying

[Eatmydust404]

he was saying they could skate but not to touch anything because the alarm would go off

[flyingeagle755]

haha this is my favorite video on youtube by far

[CSakahobohater]

lol

[3Fez4]

I must say that is by far the coolest security guard ever.

[bustbig911]

that was funny as hell.

[shidra1]

man this guy can't shut up lol!

[darkentity]

im not tony hawk!!

hahahahah