This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. And the Science gets done. And you make a neat gun. For the people who are still alive. I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now.
snaper disc ryt@last part sim coupe external ram 1-4mb maybe 48 SNA from +D isciple can run at 6mhz press option 2 before you load any on put starion snap just after all the text of the demo or starglider after having docked?dunno wot it does to buzzer border port audio?
This is truly a feat. Compressing beutiful chords, and harmonious notes into just 3 notes per second! Outrageous! Insane anyone can do something of that magnitude. THULMBS UP FOR YOU SIR!
This was a triumph, I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS , It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science We do what we must because we can For the good of all of us Except the ones who are dead But there's no sense crying over every mistake You just keep on trying till you run out of cake And the Science gets done And you make a neat gun For the people who are still alive I'm not even angry I'm being so sincere right now Even though you broke my heart And killed me... inteiro n da
@kamalatharat Back in the days of 8 bit, we used to have to turn off the console and remove the cartridge if we wanted to play something else! And sometimes you had to blow on the cartridge to make it work. And no one laughed at that sentence, either. And we liked it that way!
The turning off thing didn't really go away, even on the Wii. After all, YOU try ejecting a disc while in-game and switching. Of course, they used discs. :P
@ninjastar127 neither are you bro, its a video game concept, that is not real, so dont make yourself look make, especially because you spelled Christmas wrong
There was even going to be a party for you! I invited your best friend, the companion cube! but of course he couldnt come because you murdered him. And none of your other friends could come, because you dont have any friends. because of how unlikeable you are.
@sonosfpikerr It says so right here in your personnel file. Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter unlikable loner who's passing shall not be mourned. Shall not be mourned. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too.
@sonosfpikerr All Aperture Science testing equipment are resistant to fire of over 10 thousand degrees. All of the personality whositwhatsits on GLaDOS an your companion
@Netaro1000 In the room after the catwalk leading up to the final battle against GlaDos, there are panels on the walls. Shoot the panel two to the right of the door you come out of with both portals. In other words, shoot the panel in the right corner of the wall that the door you enter the room from is on. This is either a glitch or an easter egg that allows you to leave the "box" that the game is contained in. From there, I believe you portal down to an area with a black floor
@HappleProductions and a shaft. The area is a LOOOOOONG ways below you, and is a part of what looks like a blue area, if I remember right (it's been a while since I did this). Now, once you reach the area in question, you have to get into the shaft. Even though it doesn't look like a portal-able area, you can portal onto the side of it. Anyways, it is possible to enter the shaft, and after you do so, you drop right into a room with the cake in it, with lots of cores on shelves.
Minecraft noteblocks!
:D
BenMader10309 18 hours ago in playlist 8-bit
IMM INN SPAAACE gotta explore all of it ohh what's over there .. ohhh what's that ... oh ... ohhhhh.. look at that
DaZombieKilla99 21 hours ago
Portal Bros!!!!
dronix155 1 day ago
Thank you Chell!
But your cake is in another lab.
speedsense13 1 day ago 4
I was going to say that this is really quiet, but then I remembered Valve's version.
OLH064 2 days ago
Almost sounds like something in MOTHER 1 (I'm in space). Must be the percussion. Spaaaaaaace. Dang good.
Wheheheheheheheheheeeee! I'M IN SPAAAAAAAACE!
...
Psst. I'm in space.
MagicantNess 2 days ago
the cake is in another aperture science testing facility
DrSwirl 4 days ago 6
DeckDogs4Life 4 days ago in playlist Favorite videos
Sorry Chell, but your cake is in another castle.
PCFollower 6 days ago 11
that start screen is best suited for 16 bit...BECAUSE ITS 16 BIT!!!
noahx44 1 week ago
@noahx44 Just saying, you didn't come for the title screen, did you? No, you came for the song. It doesn't matter.
anicfanz44 6 days ago
@anicfanz44 you do have a point there
noahx44 6 days ago
240p is the only..... p
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snaper disc ryt@last part sim coupe external ram 1-4mb maybe 48 SNA from +D isciple can run at 6mhz press option 2 before you load any on put starion snap just after all the text of the demo or starglider after having docked?dunno wot it does to buzzer border port audio?
rogerjowett 1 week ago
Sorry Chell, but your Companion Cube is in another Test Chamber!
TheGooseFan 1 week ago 15
If you made this in the Super Mario Bros (NES) type sound, I would love you.
ElbowNaddaf 2 weeks ago
This is truly a feat. Compressing beutiful chords, and harmonious notes into just 3 notes per second! Outrageous! Insane anyone can do something of that magnitude. THULMBS UP FOR YOU SIR!
mario4ever1000 2 weeks ago 2
@ghosthunter2006 you have the wrong game so you shall not get cake
Subjectl33t 2 weeks ago 4
Someone, Please, Make this game.
Galeregil 2 weeks ago
>|>|>BaCk T0:00 BeGiN!<|<|<
LPDezibel 2 weeks ago
SPAAAAAAACCCEEEEE!!!!!
ghosthunter2006 2 weeks ago
didnt know Gabe Newell created VALVe in 1989
SuperNinja221 2 weeks ago
i cummed from my ear...
alienvseditor 2 weeks ago 3
It wants to go to space
Xeire 2 weeks ago
buzzer!
letsplayer54 2 weeks ago
I was born in 88, almost died in 89. glad to be Still alive though.
Shadowcontheoriginal 2 weeks ago 10
50 people are geing sent to 8-bit adrode hell.
HeeeresJohney 2 weeks ago
1989 xD
piotralex5 3 weeks ago
STILL ALIVE!!!
FSX318Heavy 3 weeks ago
sorry chell but our cake is in another chamber (mario reference)
killrrogue 3 weeks ago
@killrrogue Ummmm I thought the cake was a lie
467AMS 3 weeks ago
@467AMS the cake is a pie :O
pokeyoshi3 3 weeks ago
JUST PRESS START ALREADY!
land036000 3 weeks ago 85
@land036000 no, let us listen to this piece of true art
TheEternalInsomniac 12 hours ago
Thanks Chell! But your companion cube is in the incinerator....
Thatonekimikidtwo 3 weeks ago
I am gonna convert this into a minecraft world :D
NickGamesFTW 3 weeks ago 4
i love it :3 portal is the best game ever :>
LuCa2oo2 3 weeks ago
Strange. it sounded like it was made on Warioware DIY.
ERich935 3 weeks ago
I silently sung the lyrics :3
DjMeeplord 1 month ago 112
@DjMeeplord Silently?
icecreamer999 4 days ago
I'm sorry Chell, but your cake is in another test chamber!
dukeleto77 1 month ago 4
Ohh 8 bit is perfect. This is what happens when robots try to hum. Except for that one Turret.
MsMormoopidae 1 month ago
imagine this game would have actually been released back then...
flowerzinc 1 month ago
@flowerzinc Probably would have been more like Megaman or Metroid.
YOu know...
Awesome.
hypergunkid 1 month ago
Glados is what happens when you pull a cartridge out of the SNES
pb19111 1 month ago
@pb19111 Wrong console.
hypergunkid 1 month ago
R.I.P Companion Cube :(
StrangeGroundBand 1 month ago
@StrangeGroundBand The compagnon is not dead, go do some research.
ThePhilpa 1 month ago
okok postet arround 100.000.000 times but......
THE CAKE IS A LIE !!!!
ThePeacemaker5000 1 month ago
the cake is a lie
(except for the cake i;m eating right now :D)
cricketsong1967 1 month ago
Loved it! 8-bit ninmidi at its sawtoothiest zenith.
tubevolts 1 month ago
caiquectt 1 month ago 2
@FutureD00M sério, pesquisa ai no yt : Monark cantando, e ve as musicas, tem a dele cantando :P
caiquectt 1 month ago
MENU, Y U HAVE NO EXIT OPTION!?
kamalatharat 1 month ago
@kamalatharat one does not simply quit portal
Karsestar 1 month ago
@kamalatharat Back in the days of 8 bit, we used to have to turn off the console and remove the cartridge if we wanted to play something else! And sometimes you had to blow on the cartridge to make it work. And no one laughed at that sentence, either. And we liked it that way!
MortyRichards 1 month ago
@MortyRichards
The turning off thing didn't really go away, even on the Wii. After all, YOU try ejecting a disc while in-game and switching. Of course, they used discs. :P
TurtleShroom 1 month ago
@TurtleShroom Disc? That something from Star Trek?
Can't you go back to the home screen on the Wii without turning off the console? :P
MortyRichards 1 month ago
@MortyRichards
D'OH! I missed that. Yes, you can return to the home screen. Sorry. :P
TurtleShroom 1 month ago
I sang along the entire time... not weird right?
TomShloop2 1 month ago 2
this i can imagine would be an excellent snes game
009fan1 1 month ago
Essa musica o Monark ja cantou O_O
caiquectt 1 month ago
@caiquectt SERIO??? ONDE?
FutureD00M 1 month ago
quem veio aque por causa do JaaoBR da joinha :B
Ferri237 1 month ago
50 people tested to be a horrible person
max15003 1 month ago
I always come up with new words for this song to make it funny X)
bigJJBulldog22 1 month ago
@ninjastar127 neither are you bro, its a video game concept, that is not real, so dont make yourself look make, especially because you spelled Christmas wrong
Hiimawesome961 1 month ago
@Hiimawesome961 Oh man, thanks for setting us straight, we thought everything we saw in video games was real.
Also, how would one go about making oneself look make?
10storme 1 month ago 4
Press B bor blue portal, A for orange, and... HOW DO YOU JUMP???
TheTwB2Frager 1 month ago
@TheTwB2Frager Press Up?
sabeval 1 month ago
@sabeval Then if you want to jump and move at the same time... Ugh I hate this kind of control :'(
TheTwB2Frager 1 month ago
@TheTwB2Frager It would probably be 2D because it's on NES so you would just move left and right. :D
sabeval 1 month ago
@TheTwB2Frager easy dont release it for NES but for SNES
AlucardAnimation 1 month ago
@AlucardAnimation Wouldn't be the same.
TheTwB2Frager 1 month ago
@TheTwB2Frager
Press up.
JustinJakSonicExtrem 1 month ago
NOSTALGIA!
11Aguilar11 1 month ago
had no idea portal was this old
Acidicreaction1 1 month ago
@Acidicreaction1 its not -.-
LawlzToTheWawlz 1 month ago
@Acidicreaction1 WHAT ARE YOU??!!??! STUPID?!?!
IWADGSYH JUIFKSAHF OS uioqiaop;fHSEPK fvikljCDS\ZNJCVKMB3E5Rasjfsafjgsdh...... RAAAGGGGGEE!!!
Is what I would say if I was a troll.
Dccopus 1 month ago
GXSCC
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Gotmilk0112 1 month ago 3
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@Gotmilk0112 The fuck I give is a lie
pissinguoff247 1 month ago
@pissinguoff247 GXSCC =/= 8 bit
lolblocked1254 1 month ago
awesome
abab10000 1 month ago
240p is a lie
RedxYeti 1 month ago
fuck that song made me cry and its EPIC
toggaM1337 1 month ago
The original song is available for free on Rock Band!!!
TheDAIProductions 1 month ago
I SEE THAT COMPANION CUBE.
AnimeHigurashi1 1 month ago
My old friend!
240p!
JanembaDude72 1 month ago 4
As much as I would like Portal on the Wii, Game Gear is still good.
6000NoobTube 2 months ago
The original portal.. there was an Original before the epic one..
Sk8ergurl1234CJ1 2 months ago
There was even going to be a party for you! I invited your best friend, the companion cube! but of course he couldnt come because you murdered him. And none of your other friends could come, because you dont have any friends. because of how unlikeable you are.
sonosfpikerr 2 months ago 147
@sonosfpikerr It says so right here in your personnel file. Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter unlikable loner who's passing shall not be mourned. Shall not be mourned. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too.
SarukaHyugaUchia 1 month ago 2
@sonosfpikerr All Aperture Science testing equipment are resistant to fire of over 10 thousand degrees. All of the personality whositwhatsits on GLaDOS an your companion
cube are...
...
...
Still Alive.
Meleepwn100 1 month ago
@sonosfpikerr forever alone :D
RedRingOfLife 3 weeks ago
Minecraft Note Blocks -Fuck Yeah-
BenMader10309 2 months ago
Portal would've made a beast NES game :(
TheHorrorchicken 2 months ago
I wna to play Portal on the NES SO BAD!
jimmyvon789 2 months ago
1989 - Best year, best games, best childhood.
Big2904 2 months ago
very nicely done
Keruaran 2 months ago
240p is the real HD on 8bit videos
morgankim96 2 months ago 43
"GLaDOS Say Relax Don't Do It!"
hughlingard 2 months ago
This was a triumph...
I'm making a note here:
Gr8 (bit) succes!
TheLoenatic 2 months ago
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-song ends-
"Are you a boy or a girl?"
KittyandMimmy11 2 months ago
The dislike is a lie !
SethyxIII 2 months ago
apeture science introduces the AES (Apeture Entertainment System) with Portal!
geecome 2 months ago
portal on megadrive XD
jak78888 2 months ago
I need to say it ........ PS the cake is a lie
supernova36100ify 2 months ago
@supernova36100ify THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE!!!!!
Seriously, you can get the cake in the game.
HappleProductions 2 months ago 28
@HappleProductions Or can you?
Gamerboy573 2 months ago
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@HappleProductions Or can you?
Gamerboy573 2 months ago
@HappleProductions
still a lie. she never intended to give it to you
waldoman7 2 months ago
@HappleProductions cake=half-life 3 half-life 3=lie so therefore cake=lie
foulmothranger 1 month ago
@foulmothranger But how does cake= half life 3?
HappleProductions 1 month ago
@HappleProductions Because both are lies!
Xgameboy17X 1 month ago
@HappleProductions sorry no ... this is a hologramm ....
ZombieSchandmaul 1 month ago
@HappleProductions Yeah? How?!
Netaro1000 1 month ago
@Netaro1000 In the room after the catwalk leading up to the final battle against GlaDos, there are panels on the walls. Shoot the panel two to the right of the door you come out of with both portals. In other words, shoot the panel in the right corner of the wall that the door you enter the room from is on. This is either a glitch or an easter egg that allows you to leave the "box" that the game is contained in. From there, I believe you portal down to an area with a black floor
HappleProductions 1 month ago
@HappleProductions and a shaft. The area is a LOOOOOONG ways below you, and is a part of what looks like a blue area, if I remember right (it's been a while since I did this). Now, once you reach the area in question, you have to get into the shaft. Even though it doesn't look like a portal-able area, you can portal onto the side of it. Anyways, it is possible to enter the shaft, and after you do so, you drop right into a room with the cake in it, with lots of cores on shelves.
HappleProductions 1 month ago
Recently entered the world of 8-bit
Where the fuck was I
SheriffTJHooker 2 months ago
Wow another Portal song to my collection!
xrx526 2 months ago
1989? But 8-Bit is supposed to be in this millennium...
ImmortalScorpion 2 months ago
@ImmortalScorpion i have lost all faith in humanity
WaterIsWet1212 2 months ago
JUST PRESS START!!!
DKletsplaytogether 2 months ago
@xlistservx really??? its a joke 8-bit is really old so its complimenting the song, jeez......
chimichongawonka 2 months ago
Maybe Black Mesa...
THAT WAS A JOKE. HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Maiiviine3 2 months ago
That awkward moment when the two most liked comments are from the same user.
serginhohenriqueg 2 months ago
@serginhohenriqueg thats not awkward....
MrMunyBags 2 months ago
240p we meet again
davicavalc 2 months ago
@davicavalc 240p is 1080p for 8-bit
nlDallox 2 months ago
why convert it and not re write it?? there are programs for this??
BBexdnb 2 months ago
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DanSeiser 2 months ago
can i get the song on cd
SuperSam3663 2 months ago
this is so cute :3
derAnimenator 2 months ago
46 people aint geting a portal gun for crismas
ninjastar127 3 months ago 25
@ninjastar127 crismas? Dont you mean Christmas?
:P
Jebus28279 1 month ago
@ninjastar127 and only 1 person doesn't know how to spell Christmas.
MindTrixx1 1 month ago 2
@ninjastar127 26 are.
lotest11 1 month ago
This is what glados's parents listened to
winniedepoooh 3 months ago
need. the. lyrics. :D
KillerKrawatte 3 months ago
Where's the 120p button?
wortho27 3 months ago
@wortho27 you mean 100p
123698lol 3 months ago
SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE THIS.
MasterSquiggle 3 months ago
I am getting a Game Gear for Christmas. This makes me wish Portal was made sooner.
6000NoobTube 3 months ago
REMINDS ME OF MY GAMEBOIIIIII AWWW
LewiNkz 3 months ago
this song make me think to get my portal back... because my portal got removed by my cousin so i need to buy it again but not enough money.
Sonic321131 3 months ago
my key board doesn't have a...uh....start button...why did I buy this game?! oh wait it's YouTube...
12mysteryguitarfan 3 months ago
I love how Portal is pixelized dans the guy falling is not... XD
PolymangaFan 3 months ago
@all the "240p comments" > 240p = HQ :D duh!
ZackToTheHarvey 3 months ago
240p, we meet again!
Scaptix 3 months ago 4
@Scaptix does it a sense when u hear a song?
Suppenschuh 3 months ago
@Scaptix 240p is better. If you listened to 360p, it wouldn't sound good.
CandleDent 3 months ago
jajajaja encaraaaa
IIIMAXELIII 3 months ago
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dnthinkdrink1 3 months ago
PRESS START!
AQWorldsYoreel 3 months ago 95
@AQWorldsYoreel i was about to press the strt button only to realise i didnt have a controler lol
cablecandle 2 months ago
ahhh 240p we meet again
Zanebirkett 3 months ago
@Zanebirkett ....Overused comment. Not only does nobody care, it's an 8-bit song. It sounds more like and actual 8-bit song in 240p.
roxasXpenguin 3 months ago
I actually never knew there was an 8-bit version of portal...
Azmonder 3 months ago
I kinda like this song...
silentroom82 3 months ago
Sorry chell, But your cake is in another test chamber.
SonicFan7891 3 months ago 181
@SonicFan7891 lol
zZpadwanZz 2 months ago
@SonicFan7891 BEST COMMENT EVER!PORTAL AND MARIO REFERENCE.EPIC!
yokin128 2 months ago
@SonicFan7891 lawl
yokozuma2 2 months ago
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@SonicFan7891 lawl
yokozuma2 2 months ago
@SonicFan7891 lawl
yokozuma2 2 months ago
Sorry chell, you're freedom is in another castle.
Frikkengreat78 3 months ago 10
Shit now i have to look for thesuperjumps comment
vShadowWARRIORv 3 months ago 7
aperture science........laboritries
shuturlittleassup 3 months ago
240p the button for remember the past
AtomicKiller97 3 months ago
Have you ever think starting it ?
forkos753 3 months ago
8 Bit Chip tunes are Still Alive =D for science!
Shogunelite 3 months ago
This is not 8-bit, it's 10-bit. the system GXSCC use is the MSX, which is not 8-bit
nickson1001 3 months ago 4
@nickson1001 it close enough....
maxaslagolis 3 months ago
When the top comments are replies and you can't find what they were responding to.
WithAuthoritySC 3 months ago 8