Lee Evans Parcel Force

[joshuajacob236]

1:51 so true...

[BornThisWayLG]

1:41 FUCK OFF!

[YouKnowMe0000]

where can i find the quote

"Maybe sometime in the morning,

maybe sometime in the afternoon.

Or maybe NOT AT ALL" ?

[ThePickledOrange]

@YouKnowMe0000 /watch?v=tVDlrwCaL0g :)

[turnbats]

@YouKnowMe0000 i think it was the 'live in scotland' one :)

[lukegy]

@HitmanHolmesy it was the Saturday 8th October I was there, what a bellend.. You sure went, penis

[SkipInc7]

going to watch him tomorrow

[Michaelmop]

Hahaha he's such a fucking genius.

[3223kat]

HAHA funny i work for my dad whos a owner driver for parcleforce and all we hear is PARCLE FORCE off kids when driving around xD :) funny

[RPATZ11]

Never seen anyone who sweats as much as him :')

[Panda9014]

@hitmanholmesy i hope the 8th is a saturday cause im going on the 7th and im sure thats a friday? :L 

[wicker654]

@Panda9014 yeah it was a saturday on the thursday and that was the 6th lol....i went to see him at sheffield arena too......was sooo funny :D love lee evans!!

[HitmanHolmesy]

Ill be seeing him at sheffield arena on thursday (8/10/11) at the roadrunner tour and in sweating distance too (near the front) :D

[BlacKobra100]

Parcel Force, Parcel Force PARCEL FORCE,

stomp, stomp stomp, Parcel Force

We will get this package to youuuuuuu

[AfroGinge1]

For all you Lee Evans Haters: Look at the dislike bar, now look at your penis. Theres no difference.

[stinkz101]

I LOVE Lee Evans iv see all his shows on youtude. :):):):):):) LOL

[carmenrose60]

pissing myself, he is so funnny:L.

[XxMorg1989xX]

I love his laugh.

[TheJMK08]

This Video is Funny......

[TheJMK08]

i know

[lewisrlambert]

@TheJMK08 he is undoubtably funny.

[lewisrlambert]

lol! this is mint!

[1993DaVinci]

without any hesitation i dub this man this funniest stand up comedian alive :) he has me in tears

[KitsuneProject]

'Thank you very much' NEXT GIG MENTION ELVIS, LEE ;)

[KitsuneProject]

PAAAAAAARCEL FOOOOORRRRSE never trust it

lol

[KitsuneProject]

lee evans is A QUALITY COMEDIEN

[Lucifferization]

PARCELLL FORCCCEEEEEEEEEE

[jbutton113]

The way he says "Fuck Off" is pure gold

[ToniLeighJayde1991]

Americanooos need to chill. Lee Evans Is fucking fantastic and has had me close to pissing my pants plus im sure he cus rip the pis out of u big tym and make u look like a right cunt. #justsayin

[Henrybailey1]

i see parcel force everyday

[MrFerraricarlos]

SO FUNNY CANT WAIT 2 SEE HIM TONIGHT

[0uterHaven]

@MrFerraricarlos How was it mate?

[MrCheesedogim]

@MrFerraricarlos was it good i am seeing him tomorrow!

[ellythehorse]

trololol :D soooo funnny

[whatever121219]

Two weeks and i'm seeing him live!! Sweating distance!

[samathanwataguan]

This is me right now.

[JakRatchet3]

isnt it funny how a parcle force van just happened to drive past my window as i was watching this!!! LOL :L

[TehDanScott]

PARCEL FORCE!!!! WE WILL GET THE PACKAGE TO YOUUUUUUU XD! This is by far Lee Evans's best sketch XD

[mlkths]

Funniest man alive! Love him!

[pandarello]

@antm63

Then why did you come to watch it?

[Henrybailey1]

when i wanted something i had to check dhl

[MrMusicalMaster1]

And Then You Gotta Wipe Your Ass Like The Generation Games; Duum Dum Dum Titee Dum ................ # >;)

[ldcraig2006]

@JordanLeePreston The perception of humor is certainly based on knowing one's audience. Their familiarity with the subject enhances the comedian's performance. But see my comment to kingduffy22able: when a comedian resorts to vulgarities, he is (to me) no longer funny. Bill Cosby never had to resort to swearing to be a funny man, nor did Dick VanDyke, or Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie, or a host of others I could name. Being born British or American has nothing to do with it.

[calovduki2k9]

the guy that shouts asshole probably works for one of them postal services

[victor147159]

XDDD

*douche, douche, douche, douche, douche* parcelforce! *douche, douche, douche* We will give this package to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Fuck off! XDDD

[livdaprano]

I saw Lee Evans in Plymouth the other day and it was possibly the best night of my life! Everyone should see him or buy his DVD! He is the best comedian ever!

[jpjpd]

i only ever watch this for the "fuck off"

[thediomandgirlz]

LEGEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Algonkin1964]

Lee and I are 1 day apart as far as age goes... I love the man!!

[hazandalex]

Best FUCK OFF ever!

[Hobnomb]

PARCEL FORCE!!!!

WE WILL GET THIS PACKAGE TO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!­!!

[rob49303]

Im going to punch that twat who shouts ASS HOLE at 1:19  >:(

[bigusy786]

@rob49303 LMAO i never even noticed that until I read ur comment :P

[MrMerlin87]

@rob49303 maybe he was an autistic proud junk mail deliverer who thought he was serious

[ldcraig2006]

This guy is like the British version of Jerry Lewis. And about as annoying.

[kingduffy22able]

@ldcraig2006 listen ur american dont come on here and start dissing our comedians couse our country has the best ones, only comedian u have that i like is rich hall....

[ldcraig2006]

@kingduffy22able "Dissing" your comedians? Yes, I'm an American, and I enjoy my right to free speech. I'm entitled to my own opinion and I gave it. I happen to enjoy British comedy more than you can possibly imagine, but this isn't it, **in my opinion**. It's vulgar and obnoxious---rather like Jerry Lewis, whom I also dislike and he's an American like me. A gifted comedian wouldn't have to resort to vulgarisms to be considered "funny". Enjoy the rest of your day.

[kingduffy22able]

@ldcraig2006 thing is i do not give a shit about jerry lewis thing is every comedian has been vulgar and obnoxious in there career lee evans is gifted he can do many voices to blend with his jokes and make them more amussing u clearly no nothing good night :)

[ldcraig2006]

@kingduffy22able We'll have to agree to disagree on this one. But I dispute your claim that I "no nothing". Clearly, I have a better command of the English language than yourself, a native of that mother tongue. Good night and good luck.

[kingduffy22able]

@ldcraig2006 u have a better command on the english language ur not even english ur american no american has a better take on this language than an english man good fight umad?

[ldcraig2006]

@kingduffy22able Of course I'm not mad. What would be the point? This is merely an argument debating the finer points of the perception of what is funny. To you, this man is obviously hilarious. To me, he's not. I still maintain that when a comedian has to resort to vulgarism for the "shock value", he is no longer funny; he has crossed the line over into "crude". That's all.

[MrIlovejackson]

I'M THE MAN WITH NO FUCKING GAS!

oh lee, lee, lee :')

[Reqrezentin]

FUCK OFF 1:40

[chloe53666]

like this if your randomly flicking through lee evans videos :D

[chloe53666]

funny :D

[JIGSAWHOFFMAN11]

Best thing about lee evans is the weird mvements he makes XD

[07tnoble]

does anyone else think ''PARCEL FORCE'' when you see one of there vans go past?

[missnaughtyxx1]

omfg.... i love it <3

[concam28]

press 2,3 then 4

[concam28]

i saw a parcle force truck today :)

[BunBo95]

"Paaarcel Fooorce!" (Bow-bow-bow-bow-bow.) "Parcel Force!!" (Bow-bow-bow-bow-bow.) "We will get this package to yooooooou!" - "Fuck off!!"

[PikaJess123]

I sent me here :D

[DragonProduction79]

U send me some of ur shit i send u some of FUCKING Mine :D Haha Best Quote Ever

[MRcon3006]

@DragonProduction79 i want to know if anyone actually did that

[playgurl02xx]

HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!

[MeinlTamaBlastBeat]

Press 4 

[hary202030]

all the stuff he says is true though ahhhha

[davidjamesaustin]

Lee Evans is the most funniest comedian in Britain.

[xScotsFinest]

@davidjamesaustin He is the funneist period.

[mikenmon]

@davidjamesaustin next to eddie izzard mate :)

[beth010X]

everytime i see a parcel force van now i always crack a smile :p

[randomher012]

Struggled to crack a smile. Swearing doesn't automatically make things funny.

[XzMagicMonkeyzX]

@randomher012 But this just generaly is fuuny though

[psngazamw2]

@randomher012 no sense of humour

[XxDangerDaysxX]

Best comedian ever!

[CoolHeal20]

haha im waiting for parcel force now LOL!

[misssianyboo]

this crazy cunt is a fuckin geniues xx

[891vicky]

i sooooo love lee evans!!! lol hes great!!

[androidgirl86]

Now that's what you call hysterical. [Y]

Definitely a thumbs up :D

[deadangel1999]

no that 'n' is not the noise on the bog its his laugh 0:38

[ItsJustCara321]

hes got nothing on michael mcintyre.MICHAEL MCINTYRE DOESNT NEED TO SWEAR TO BE FUNNY.JEEZ.

[JLSbiggestfan612]

@ItsJustCara321 yeah but swearing shows his feelings towards the jokes he is tellin. !

[AwesomeAlphaWolf]

@ItsJustCara321 Michael Mcintyre isnt funny at all.

[Matthewm789]

@ItsJustCara321 did you even watch this video. or any other lee evans stand up.

you must have only seen Mcintyre to think that.

[cheekysquiggle]

@ItsJustCara321 he doesnt mean to swear he is just very nervous and he cant help it bless him (:

[azzyb19951]

i went to see him at the o2 he was fucking great i was crying with laughter lol

[misspaparoachx3]

my favourite lee evans sketch hahaa

[1MexJ]

PARRRRRCELLLL FORCE!

[ilikesfunkymonkeys]

Thumbs up if Lee sent ya :-D

[johnnyose]

lee evans ROCKS!

[norrisc86]

I cried the first time I saw this and he did his high pitched "fuck off!". Lee Evans, you are a genius of comedy!

[mrsamhoffmann]

Shhhhh!

[charlotteBraillie]

Aaargg!! I can't believe I spent a whole 30 seconds watching this before realizing it was shite. Before you say "Don't watch it then", I only checked it out because someone told me he was better than Sean Lock. Now THAT's funny!

[imcriticizer]

@charlotteBraillie if you only finished the vid i would bet you'd change your mind

[charlotteBraillie]

@imcriticizer

I just did, but I still don't like it. But thanks for not telling me I've got no taste and should go kill myself :-)

[imcriticizer]

@charlotteBraillie lol... i only do that in arguments related to music...

[charlotteBraillie]

@imcriticizer

Ok then, here it goes. I think Brahms is overrated.

*ducks for cover under her desk*

[imcriticizer]

@charlotteBraillie nah... two reasons for that... 1) i don't know him 2) i was referring to gaga, swift and those guys.. imean girls... but you're funny... i'll give you that

[charlotteBraillie]

@imcriticizer

Seriously, the tollerance on this thread is refreshing. I mean, try writing a negative comment on a Noel Fielding video... you'd be getting more dead threats than a rehabilitated child molester.

[imcriticizer]

@charlotteBraillie i know right!!! that's why it's got less views... it's refreshing but only for a while... after that, you really wanna go back to the shitty stuff being said to you... it's fun.. you never grow old for that crap... i'm almost 33 and hell... the things i still do... heck, a guy drowned in front of me and was asking for help (i thought he was dancing and making fun of me) and so i was swimming over and around him to humiliate him.. in fact i was so close to peeing on him!!

[charlotteBraillie]

@imcriticizer

Touché! That's exactly why my first comment was so harsh, because I learned it's the best way to get a reply. By the way this video actually has 6 times more views than any Noel Fielding video, I don't get it. I mean, he's not only desperately unfunny but also physically repulsive. What's going on?

[cheekysquiggle]

@imcriticizer @charlotteBraillie i can just say i think you two are pathetic!!

[imcriticizer]

@cheekysquiggle lol... we are... you have no idea

[imcriticizer]

@cheekysquiggle btw... you forgot the smiley face :)

[ThatOllieGuy]

1:30 - 1:45 = Best 15 seconds of my life.

[MrTibs99]

press 1 = dirty evans

press 2 = confused evans

press 3 = DUH evans

press 4 very fast = wanking evans

press 5 = DJ evans

press 6 = dead evans

press 7 = lispy evans

press 8 = arse evans

press 9 = sweaty evans

press 0 = oh shit its started again

[cheetah2k10]

cmon evans!!!!!!

[GreenMaserati71]

if carlsberg did comedians...

[MrWillbobz]

7 for retarded evans

[MichaelWebb100]

@MrWillbobz retarded evans?

[refuelled]

Lee evans is a fucking talentless prikk, i hate you all

[FalconPiss]

@refuelled Fail Troll.

[CreepyButtons]

@refuelled Why look him up then?

[MrTibs99]

@refuelled I bet your not as talented as him i bet you have got no sense of humour and why say you hate us...youve never met us

[TheMultiassasin14]

how can people hate this video

[sammybilts]

Press 5 repeatedly for DJ Evans

Press 1 repeatedly for dirty Evans :')

[DubstepHits]

392 people work for parcel force....

[MyJordon123]

Live it

[30053493]

392 parcel force employees watched this video

[fudgeface202]

Best bit @1:41

[Mrsbieber744]

i think i nearly wet myself lol 0.46 is soooo funny xx

[Mrsbieber744]

i think i nearly wet myself lol xx

[callum563]

keep clicking 4 

[MacauleyOliver]

Who are these wierdos that dislike the clip.

[BennBieber]

Well when I first saw him I waas 12 and with a adult but if You Over 15 xxx then you can go

[BennBieber]

He is going on tour in november and I have tickets

[theandymcc123]

@BennBieber VIP?

[missjipful]

@BennBieber how old do you have to be?:)

[PhoenixBird1983]

Usually the message for the dislikers is the exact opposite of the video topic

[CressidaTussaud]

who saw Katersoneseven's 18th june vlog and heard her mention lee evans and was so curious that you went straight here?

[CheemaChatters]

KATERSONESEVEN SENT ME HERE:) ...shes English fyi!

[FriendryAsian]

a British woman brought me here in the name of Katers

[jazzdance2]

A love this guy your ma idel.u crack me up xx

[MegaSuP3Rm4n]

WOW

[MegaSuP3Rm4n]

WOW

[TomH999111]

genius.



[marionluigimad12]

this is funny lol

[Jilksy101]

389 people are emotionless monsters

[Beth201081]

389 people are just SAD!

[thebeast2033]

love the way he wipes his ass and then looks at it!

[SPAMALOT08]

Saw him last night, gotta say i cried!!!

[JaymoBlack1]

@SPAMALOT08 live? where did he perform?

[SPAMALOT08]

@JaymoBlack1 yeah live, one of his warm up shows at the theatre where i live

[bubbly912]

@JaymoBlack1 cardiff is where he performed. he is just the best comedian ever...legend!!

[cheetah2k10]

hot 'n' spcy thats the noise u make on the bog after uve eaten it lol :)

[StarDancerLB]

does anyone know the tour where he spoke about the children and said:

"keep away from that top cupboard...keep away from that top cupboard! and all the stuff that would instantly kill you, juuuuust under the sink!"

it's really bugging me; i've been looking for hours!!!!!!!!!!!

[clairep1980]

I Love lee evans, he makes me smile everytime i see him

[MrSafc4life]

i used to think he made up parcel force haha

[marionluigimad12]

@MrSafc4life no its on the script

[ChaosTheory693]

Everytime I get a package off Parcel Force all that comes to my head is this :L

[MAGICMANGP]

@MrKlfam if you wait a second he does by someone in the audience.

[ooohmrs]

now 389? what the hell?

[pinkhendrix1]

parcel force, parcel force, parrcel force boom boom boom parcel force boom boom boom we will give this package to yoouuuu, thank you

[pinkhendrix1]

parcel force, parcel force, parrcel force boom boom boom parcel force boom boom boom we give this package to yoouuuu, thank you

[LeBlondebean]

I got afew weird looks when i yelled at a parcel force van "PARCEL FOOOOORCE WE WILL GET THIS PACKAGE TO YOOOOOOOOU!!"

[MrKlfam]

@MAGICMANGP he didnt :S

[MAGICMANGP]

He got called an asshole at 1:17

[catch2370]

all you drones who find this guy funnier than Frankie Boyle are simple.

[reecelfc88]

! best ever comidian !

[2k9alan]

is he bein called an asshole at 1:19 :L

[TheGinjaNinja96]

@2k9alan i don't get it :L

[darkosminos]

@2k9alan that's because he actually did send his shit back...

[Technobanana]

@darkosminos How is he not talented? He is fucking amazing :L