Brass Eye - Paedogeddon (2001 Special)

[hershelmccoy]

a roboplegic wrongcock

[Shinhaquro]

HOECS! That reminds me of that stupid i-Dosing shit that the mainstream media was making such a big deal of. From the Daily Mail: "They put on their headphones, drape a hood over their head and drift off into the world of ‘digital highs’.Videos posted on YouTube show a young girl freaking out and leaping up in fear, a teenager shaking violently and a young boy in extreme distress.This is the world of ‘i-Dosing’."

[5printR]

I find this amusing but I'm here just for this video style starting 6:21 :) it's just cool video editing.

[ejpbaylon]

Simon Pegg at 19:18

[bibblebob]

"This is the one thing we didn't want to happen"

Could not breathe when I first saw that

[RawbThatPunk]

i love Morris' over-the-top American accent in the Pedo-Files bit.

[JobdogMod]

Simon Pegg! what a cameo...

[EdouardDubois]

"Playground Bangaround" is a fictional song, right...?

[Shinhaquro]

@EdouardDubois Yeah. These guys are brilliant at parody, even had a David Bowie look-alike.

[MiHiVidz]

12:22

Shit myself laughing at the OBVIOUS John Walsh parody.

[MickeyLove01]

Morris must be proud of this work but not proud of his skin problem.

[zionravescene]

Is Gary Lineker channeling Carl Sagan's Pale Blue Dot at the beginning there?

[SovereignFOTL]

look at those fucking moron media whores making complete twats of themselves, they make me sick

Morris is a one-off, the best

[92baynrw]

the crab line is fucking hysterical

[waterfordel]

Oh, so this is like The Onion here in the states.

[samsamm77]

@waterfordel Mate, the Onion's good. I subscribe btw but this was broadcast 15 years ago and that was only after being delayed because Phil Collins sued because he was made to look like a tit. Morris is indeed a one off. This series was and is genius.

[tdkzero]

Some of the best satire I've ever seen. Anybody who thinks this is offensive doesn't get it, and probably reads the daily mail.

[mrPurple365]

Yeah, he is the guitarist too. Typing this while wearing my "Trust-Me-Trousers".

[DKukiewicz]

is simon pegg the guitarist at the end as well?

[Lemileant]

the leading cause of pedophilia is sexy children

[thisistedious1]

Bring this back now

[ClansmenUchiha]

did that just happen...

[Hazy992]

lol 'quadro-spazzed on a life glug'

[spearchucka11]

This man, disguised as a school. LMFAO!

[smile221]

"Nig nogs racist explains Hague" :D

[peeeepsi]

simon pegg leader of millipead

[HTMHicks]

I heard about this on an interview from Tim and Eric

[kuntyfucstik]

you're a slot badger, you're a 2-pin DIN plug....

[obermegalutschoar]

My parents were always extra careful when it came to protecting me from pedophiles. My dad even checked inside my rectum to see if any pedos were hiding in there. I found it annoying that he couldn't reach deep enough without his penis, though.

[werebee]

JLB-8 was a young Eminem.

[Paladin24987]

@werebee looks like fred durst and sounds like eninem loool

[Th3Insurgent]

lol

[JudgeLollie]

Pedo bear does not approve this message

[Mikeymoomah]

SIMON PEGG!

[candycoatedsandman]

This is a crab; this has sex with kids.

[Kitificationable]

American chart toppers 'Smash My Brother's Face In'. Chris Morris fucking nailed this.

[Rockymaiviarocks]

"A Roboplegic Rom Cock." Hhahah

[Taporeee]

I swear that kid at 7.40 looks like a young version of Charlie Brooker (who co-wrote this) + I think he's the one that says "FUUUUUUCK OOOOOOFFFFF" to the sound of heavy metal...

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Chris morris should do a new one about new media-topics like Terrorism and Recession, Zeleb culture etc.

[lostenmusic]

Shrub Rocketeer! So stealing that one.

[Taporeee]

@lostenmusic

The Crazy World of Arthur brown -

In fact all those mentioned could be major disses in real life!

[ardbastard1]

Brilliant, ballsy satire. I watched this when it was first broadcast, I was 16 years old, & I have to admit I was shocked but did find it funny, but didn't know whether I should laugh as my mother was sitting in the same room & was pretty horrified.LOL Now I'm older I think it's genius. 'The most complained about TV show ever'. "We must catch that man, he really is a shit!"LOL

[1porter]

Nigel Quashie?!

[barrybas]

I'm surprised Paul Rap(e)son, MP for Paulsgrove wasn't lynched by his not-quite-there vigilante constituents!

[KaitainCPS]

@barrybas

Syd Rapson, surely?

[barrybas]

@KaitainCPS I wouldn't put it past his skate humping electorate to have misread his name as 'Rapeson', just like other vigilantes infamously misread paediatrician as paedophile.

[KaitainCPS]

@barrybas

Although not in Paulsgrove, it should be pointed out. (For some reason everyone seems to think this happened in Paulsgrove/Portsmouth, whereas it was actually in Wales (Newport).)

[jgibbo7]

smells like hammers lol

[jgibbo7]

This guy saw 24 hr news coming before it happened. He parodied chat shows before they even existed. He even does and Mock american skit that is just like to catch a predator. Hes so ahead of his time and total genius.

[dandaman62]

Did gary linekar know this was fake? All do all of the celebs get tricked into it...?

[GelGsound]

@dandaman62 Yeah, they all get tricked into it. They fooled David Amess into doing the drugs episode and he tried to get action taken against the made-up drug 'Cake' in parliament! Classic!

[tvandbeermakehomergo]

@dandaman62 yes

[Bhikshu2]

"Shrub Rocketeer" has got to be the greatest insult ever.

[GelGsound]

@Bhikshu2 What about Unabummer!?

[Styx1992]

Hilarious

[pigeonkill]

@DXSXDXSXD i had to get off the chair and lay on the bed from laughing so hard at this one. Note "didn't is actually spelled "didn't", with accordance with how Chris Morris reads it. Brilliant.

[85szabolcs]

6 people were splatted by a robophlegic wrongcock.

[genxor]

10 years on and this is still amazingly relevant.

[GoldenAshe9]

"Here are the warning signs to show your child might be in trouble: are they upset? Do they smell odd?" Hahaha. :D

[spankeyfish]

"...an area of the Internet the size of Ireland." rofl

[Paladin24987]

lol hall + oates r pedos - i knew it >(

[TheSnoozeFox]

jesus man chris morris satire gets more relevent every years also lol at "why are no pedophiles black" i actually never noticed that before

[EroticVultures]

roboplegic wrong-cock

[jimmybloodyjimmy]

The giant? Dressed as a girl? Its been here all day.

[randmnumber]

small bean regarder

[wiggaroo]

Oh man, when seb coe held up the picture of John Oates that was it for me, I laughed for the entire program

[pudseypumper]

Braindead and quadro-spazzed on a life glug.

[pudseypumper]

Gary Lineker? In on the joke?

[circusmort]

@pudseypumper No, everyone was obvious and it cause quite a bit of upset at the time for those who'd been duped. More than anything Brass Eye was about making the 'celebrities' look like attention whoring idiots for spouting nonsense about things they didn't know sod all about.

[pudseypumper]

@circusmort Yeah. I remember it... But did Lineker really believe that a paedo would attack that picture? I think you're right but it just seems bizarre.

[circusmort]

@pudseypumper Well that's the thing - he didn't bother to think or care. I doubt there was even any acknowledgement as to when he or any of the others who spurted nonsense in the name of their caring public profile was reading off the autocue.

[00mpollard]

we must catch that man, he really is a shit! hahahaha

[Staplesz]

lol they will try and attack it

[ukipwarrior]

There was so much hysteria about paedos at the time this was produced lol

[HotDogMarchant]

I like how, even though it was made 10 years ago, Brass eye even manages to perfectly parody the over the top and unnecessary graphics used in the news today.

[Maybe2348]

"You're the crazy world of Arthur Brown,..."

[suchiajd]

I lol'd



[jaylpp12]

is that peodo at the beginning the guy off green wing who's now the next door neighbour on friday night dinner

[circusmort]

@jaylpp12 Yeah, Mark Heap

[TheSharkspineGuns]

7.45! 'Sly-winking usery' and then one-two punched with 'quadro-spazzed on a lifeglug!' Absolutely breathless with laughter. Thanks Chris.

[Gavin48]

Peter file

[zubkovoy]

'Quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.'

'Roboplegic wrongcock.'

[MrSiddeney]

'smash my brothers face in' has a bit of cardiacs influences in there I'm sure :-)

[chickenbento]

Where's the best scene from this episode? Was it cut from this version? I'm talking about the one where he's interviewing the girl in the audience and it gets really uncomfortable, when they're re-enacting the way a nonce came on to her.

[bfdhvcnvvbjdn]

@chickenbento That was from the sex episode.

[TurkishImmigrant]

Chris morris is god

[LegSpreader69]

they dont need punishment, they need GUNISHMENT

[GCMaxProductions]

the doll and the dildo picture LOL!!! I miss brass eye :)

[BS4Tactful]

PEDO-FILES STARTS NEXT WEEK ON CHANNEL 4, RIGHT AFTER PAEDOPHILE ISLAND.

[basstard013]

Classic brass-eye :)

[Spinking11]

JL- B8 = JLS

[Sledge101]

I fucking love this programme. One of a kind. Who else but Morris has got the balls to do this?

[Proxylfc]

your a shrub rockateer lolol

[BboyFiZiX]

14:54 Simon Pegg on the right! :D

[Useless2112]

@BboyFiZiX No.

[BboyFiZiX]

@Useless2112 obvious troll is obvious....

[Useless2112]

@BboyFiZiX What, you or me? Because that's not Simon Pegg.

[callumcurtis1993]

@Useless2112 no it is simon pegg

[Useless2112]

@callumcurtis1993 No it's not. Pause at 14:54. That's clearly not Simon Pegg.

[callumcurtis1993]

@Useless2112 no at 19:19...

[Useless2112]

@callumcurtis1993 Well fucking duh. The person I was responding to however was saying that the gentleman on the right hand side of the screen at 14:54 was Simon Pegg, which it clearly isn't. I don't know why this is so difficult for you idiots to comprehend.

[callumcurtis1993]

@Useless2112 you are calling me an idiot... you should go and watch the videos on your own channel...........

[Useless2112]

@callumcurtis1993 You're an idiot for watching them.

[callumcurtis1993]

@Useless2112 what sort af an answer is that??

[Useless2112]

@callumcurtis1993 An honest one.

[callumcurtis1993]

@Useless2112 /watch?v=yBXEqtjQjiA&feature=c­hannel_video_title ...i bet you were the only one to like your own video

[Useless2112]

@callumcurtis1993 If you liked that (which you did) you'll love this: /watch?v=Je9lspdg4p0&feature=m­fu_in_order&list=UL

[callumcurtis1993]

@Useless2112 shove your link up your arse

[Useless2112]

@callumcurtis1993 Sorry, I'm not into that. You have fun, though!

[Baulchy666]

An area of internet the size of Ireland!

[particle409]

Are those real MP's? And if so, are they aware that they are doing a segment for a parody show?

[LTBL88]

@particle409 they're real yes, and they didn't know it was a parody. those are always the funniest parts of brass eye imo

[imwhitennerdy]

16:33 Eminem parody :D

[Kevster1993]

24:42 Simon Pegg playing the guitar!?

[jalfreziboy]

@Kevster1993 yes, he's in the stocks at 19.20 too, funny guy..

[wufrudelu]

very much like the bizarre euphoria at the end of an hours vomiting

[wufrudelu]

jail b8 sounds like eminem hahaha

[Oppurtunafish]

"Institutional paedophilia spreads wide-rife"

GENIUS!!

[beanabadger]

Now, a quick recap for you: Peadophiles, Crabs - it's that simple

[DavFin9]

These are two photographs of the same paedophile...believed to have a low-status job in the music industry. Funniest thing Ive ever seen

[Zavala1]

Surely Phil Collins should have re-released "You Can't Hurry Love" to aid the cause of NO OFFENC.

[MrAggtee]

This was an imaging of THE NEWS 10 years ago .... AND NOW ITS THE TRUTH .... GOD HELP US

[itsonelouder1]

I would never have thought Lineker was so gullible

[Yugemos1]

16:02 look at the child's face O_O

[theeugoogalizor]

This reminds me of that Louis Theroux documentary, except that one was supposed to be serious.

[Anonymous6778]

Gary Lineker is very well-known here in Germany for his quote, "football is a game where 22 guys chase a ball, and in the end, Germany wins".

Now, even though I don't believe Gary Lineker was aware that he was part of a satire show in this particular case, let me tell you: The English sure as hell destroy Germany when it comes to comparing our humor/comedy/satire.

Brass Eye is pure genius and so is Chris Morris.

[bibblebob]

First two minutes, I pulled every muscle in my chest laughing.

[sidrat69]

OMG! This a really shocking documentary. Shows the extent of paedophilia in the UK. Well done Channel4!

[intemerate]

'roboplegic-wrong-cock' *dies laughing*

[gojeta1982]

peaedophile disguised as a school.....utterly priceless

[GallagherWellerBrown]

Well, we now know there's at least 1 member of milit-paed on YouTube.

[Joeysmith2]

It is very hardcore comedy. :D I love his Eminem-styled pedo rapper, JLB-8. Very funneh.

[elgilberto123]

Considering how seriously paedophilia is taken now, this has to be one of the greatest pieces of tv satire ever!

[MrDarkbloom]

@elgilberto123 Yes, this was one of British TV's finest moments.

[IronInDaFace]

@mramputechture it was wrongly critisized. This show had 6 episodes which aired years before, so people knew what to expect. And if you understand the message, it is not offensive in any way, just an attack on the tabloids, made so that people who read tabloids cant understand it.

[jwolfe90810]

Children are anyone under 30 lol. you can't have sex with 3 year old girls now 21. pedo disguised as a lion... apparently gay=paedo lol bush dodger. sad, smelly kids, VERY uncommon lol... this is hilarious. If computer tech was that advanced, pedos would just upload their brains on a computer whilst taking over peoples' bodies. I wouldn't care either, I would be too busy with Virtual Reality World of Warcraft. hell, I would even rid myself of a wasteful body to live in VR

[Gentlementle]

16:55

[MrAmputechture]

Yikes. I can see why this show was criticized so much.

[johnwaynewasafaggot]

Is that Doon in it?

I LOVE YOU! I KNOW YOU HAVE KIDS ALREADY BUT WILL YOU HAVE SOME WITH ME?