Sad?? Deppressed??? Ready to chear up and laugh? Maybe the CRAZIEST video on youtube... (my latest video)-(don't worry, its a short video) If you think you're ready for it... check it out! Called... "I think I might of been drunk"
Are you serious? Transcends racial boundaries? He helps forge them! What dave does is take the racial imagery and symbology that symbolizes races, and builds on it for comedic purposes. He does nothing to break it down. He's help putting up the fence. Dont' get me wrong, I absolutely love Dave Chapelle, but you're wrong in your statement.
well dane cook must be funny to some extent, 'cos he's making a shitload off his acts. The difference there is Dane Cook appeals to the younger people, Chapelle appeals to all.
rock my dude, there is no need to agree that Dane Cook is funny just to be nice. I've tried to find out what this Dane Cook explosion is all about & I honestly just don't see it, I haven't laughed at one joke of his ever. There's gotta be an invisible line where people are divided into Cook lovers & those who dont get it. He is actually better as a dramatic actor like in the movie, Mr. Brooks.
maybe I was drunk, I do remember seeing a clip where he sounds alot more black and he looked younger. Don't mean to sound racist, that isn't my intent. He does sound like he does on tv here. Look for his older standup and you'll hear what I'm talkin about. DAVE ROCKS. "sometimes you gotta race" lmao!
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occupytosavetheworld 1 month ago
Dave and Chip remind me of Woody and Buzz Lightyear
FertexManusxCertas 3 months ago
this sounds like something jim breuer would do.
USmarinePunk 3 months ago
Close your buttcheeks, relax! lmao
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mxtqmuw3753 10 months ago
well nigga sometimes u gotta race
senorschulz 1 year ago 5
@senorschulz best line!!! hahaha
BASimmons17 1 year ago
God, I hope Chip is a real person.
brighidg 1 year ago
I was fucking shocked.
drewster6279 1 year ago
rofl my black friend successfully used the "i didn't know i couldn't do that" excuse once. he was inspired by this clip, actually.
snoopyloopy 2 years ago 3
@snoopyloopy the guy in this skit is white tho
Xtreme4l1f3 1 year ago
@Xtreme4l1f3 "he was inspired by this clip..."
did you miss that part?
snoopyloopy 1 year ago
Just Funny........all of it............
fi9ueroa 2 years ago
go head move it moooove it ahjhaha nyc voice
saleenxxx 2 years ago
i tried to explain to him that it was a bad idea but all that came out was "well nigga sometimes you gotta race i dunno" lol
xxfinisherxx 2 years ago 32
CLOSE UR BUTTCHICKS,RELAX
mahad3D 2 years ago 4
I'm sorry officer. I....I didn't know I couldn't do that.
Best excuse ever.
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econstudentQ 3 years ago
because i did know i couldnt do that hahahahahaha.lmao
gdoginya 3 years ago 6
i was smokin a joint i couldnt really say shit to the guy lmao
youpippo81 3 years ago 6
close you butt cheeks! lmao
SpywareBMX 3 years ago 6
a waste of weed!! could Chip be more white with a name like chip ??!!
spongiebungie 3 years ago 4
Best bit EVERRRR
drooooooG474 3 years ago 6
WHERE NOT GONNA TAKE IT...LOL
mkelle23 3 years ago 5
because i did konw i couldnt do dat mehehahahahaa
elmstreet777 3 years ago 2
lmao CHIP
MEISSEXI4U 3 years ago 4
"well nigga, sometimes u gotta race" :D
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TheCrazyAlShow 4 years ago
I hate you.
rmcgov00leeuedu 3 years ago 2
you're an ass
nollietre72 3 years ago 2
ROFL "Because i DID know i couldnt do that!"
spookybee 4 years ago 45
I'm deciding whether my favorite part of this standup is this part, or the part with the baby lol
TehAristocrats 4 years ago 11
Dave just relax. Close your buttcheeks!
ray20512 4 years ago 8
But, I DID knwo I couldnt do that
367076028 4 years ago 4
DAMMIT!...this was like perfectly planned so he makes the best jokes when im trying to rip my bongs...ruins it every time...just had to pause
jonathantuttle420 4 years ago 9
funny funny funy
tulsa4life 4 years ago 6
I DID know I couldn't do that.
CaptainXanax 4 years ago 5
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thats kicker line u retard. I didnt know you couldnt do that makes complete sense its just funnier to say it u idiot.
Ev0009 4 years ago
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DavidKuhn83 4 years ago 3
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my bad, heard the line at the end and i tried deleting comment haha. ldi?
Ev0009 4 years ago
Drop dead!~ that what comedy is for...
after a while, we can all laugh about someone calling us unnecessary things....
darkwiz666 4 years ago
Are you serious? Transcends racial boundaries? He helps forge them! What dave does is take the racial imagery and symbology that symbolizes races, and builds on it for comedic purposes. He does nothing to break it down. He's help putting up the fence. Dont' get me wrong, I absolutely love Dave Chapelle, but you're wrong in your statement.
rocktheflow 4 years ago 2
THIS IS FUNNY
Bowtrio 4 years ago 4
OMFG this guy takes streetsmart to a comedy level like no other!!!
JediX2000 4 years ago 4
dave is the best
Sandrobuadze 4 years ago 10
That nigger was on PCP johnson!!!!
no no paper work just sprinkle sum crank on him and lets get out of here!!
haah
OH that DAVE!
poloz93 4 years ago
Haha this is my favorite part of Killin them Softly!
boneshaker21 4 years ago 2
get a life
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benladen999 4 years ago
great stuff
STRATCAT101 4 years ago
Chip: Dave...I'm gonna race 'im
Dave: Well nigga sometimes you gotta race I don't know
IllymeansJilly 4 years ago 4
"That nigger was on PCP Johnson, I had to use neccesary force, u saw him".......Hilarious!
danaturalkid 4 years ago 2
Dave its the goddamn cops lol
Ljorkey 4 years ago
i didnt know i couldnt not know i didnt do that.
diduhear 4 years ago
amen to that!!
DarkPrincess702 4 years ago
Dane Cook isnt funny. Dave Chapell is...
Rahl005 4 years ago
i agree
toucheyang 4 years ago
dane cook sucks period....he aint funny at all
agonzizzle18 4 years ago 7
dave chapelle rules but dane cook is funny man.
KottonMouthKing1977 4 years ago
well dane cook must be funny to some extent, 'cos he's making a shitload off his acts. The difference there is Dane Cook appeals to the younger people, Chapelle appeals to all.
rocktheflow 4 years ago 3
rock my dude, there is no need to agree that Dane Cook is funny just to be nice. I've tried to find out what this Dane Cook explosion is all about & I honestly just don't see it, I haven't laughed at one joke of his ever. There's gotta be an invisible line where people are divided into Cook lovers & those who dont get it. He is actually better as a dramatic actor like in the movie, Mr. Brooks.
EriccCartmann 4 years ago
Thank you jpark382
Laxer91 5 years ago
Eagles, Dane Cook isn't in the same universe as Chappelle. Get real.
jpark382 5 years ago
hahaha "well nigga sumtimes u gotta race i dont noe..." dave chappelle is a comic legend!
phatman811 5 years ago 2
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Idk dane cook can give chappelle some competition...
Eagles20536 5 years ago
Killing them softly is the best stand up ever made.
a1a3r199 5 years ago
i did know i couldnt do that
nintails 5 years ago
haha funny shit
BLAMEDOG 5 years ago
Hilarious
Johnny1222 5 years ago
when was this standup shot? his accent sounds different.
ztwntyn8 5 years ago
it does? Didn't know he had an 'accent'
DarkPrincess702 4 years ago
maybe I was drunk, I do remember seeing a clip where he sounds alot more black and he looked younger. Don't mean to sound racist, that isn't my intent. He does sound like he does on tv here. Look for his older standup and you'll hear what I'm talkin about. DAVE ROCKS. "sometimes you gotta race" lmao!
ztwntyn8 4 years ago
*cant get ya ass beat to a soundtrack*---lmaoo
ChicamOrena1 5 years ago
funniest man alive
vidguy9 5 years ago
"No, no paper work, sprinkle some crack on him and let's get out of here."
MystiqueDragon4 5 years ago
wow i've had this video fo about a month and i have 10,000 views
i didn't know i couldn't do that lol
Laxer91 5 years ago
i didnt know i couldnt do that hahahahhah
gizmoeric 5 years ago
Chapelle is the real deal
pilotboy4655 5 years ago
I COULDNT DO THAT
TeamBuktu 5 years ago