Fall Out Boy - I'm Like A Lawyer With the Way... (Me+You)

[memecatwings]

when ever i hear this bands music i feel the need to sing along and dance

[happybirdlover]

@RubyEngel WOW UR A RETARD! LEAVE EVERYONE ALONE  EVERYONE HAS OPINIONS AND CANT U TAKE A JOKE WHAT A LOSER UR SUCH a troll

UR NAME SHOULD BE RUBY TROLL BTW THIS COMMENT IS A REPLY TO UR COMMENT ON THE "PAINT UR NAILS PERFECTLY VID"

[wwvgp]

I always thought it was "If I'm welcome next to you"... I sorta like those lyrics better :/

[supgirlification]

Oh hey 101 dislikes, it's like the dalmatians!

[fishtankfreak]

2 out of 3 is only 66 percent; Its really not that great either.

[JayOzborne420]

*THUMBS UP* If your listening to this in 2012 :)

FOB forever!

[LamelyShane]

this song is way underplayed. it makes me happy even through the worst situations <3

[KayleeBugg332]

♥Everytime I hear this band, I jizz. Its official :) Cliche? Maybe a little <3

[SeriesRunescape]

@KayleeBugg332 I wanna see that :o :D

[ice0shay]

100 people dont think 2/3 aint bad

[MultiMixedBeauty]

ive always wondered why this song has such a long title,but its not even in the song...

[oreolover8408]

if i woke up next to pete wentz i would not just sit there i would try to do some stuff before he woke up..... is that bad or evil? i hope not

[NovaScotiaPride]

@oreolover8408 I'm sure there are thousand of girls (and maybe guys..?) who are just like you haha. We all want to do dirty things to Pete Wentz ;)

[NinjaShadow101]

@oreolover8408 depends on what dosn't it O.o

[drummerman1595]

Is it wierd that I'm hooked on this song if I'm into heavy metal?

[cheyannetremble]

@drummerman1595 nope, because i am the exact same way(:

[banderbob]

no, i dont like football that much

[ImAwesomeization]

If I woke up next to you... <3

[rednave0]

I'm glad i knew this song.

[sophiachiiabobia]

if i woke up next to youu<3

[dwhawk119]

saw a hipster post with the first lyrics on tumblr,

reminded me of how i love this song

[RavenInNeverland]

@dwhawk119 win

[jnmwas]

like if you though it used to say Indianian you hahah

[xbrizzyxsingsx]

thumbs up if you're still listening to this in 2020!

[matthewmillscartee]

FALL OUT BOY ROCKS! :D

[Tonyfinchfav1]

thanks for making this :)

[bobostinson]

luuuv this song!just learned about it yesterday and now i cant stop listening to it!

[Fuckjaredmilton]

@bobostinson HOW LATE ARE YOU

[XxXLilKitsunexx]

Love this song! I've been looking for it! :D Me and youuu sitting setting in a honeymooooon! X) Love it...

[jiffinbigles]

good memories, too bad it's not like it used to be when I was in highschool. Life is a bitch

[900Pixies]

@jiffinbigles i so agree!!!!!!!!!!! (about the life)

[KT910t]

I raped the replay button!



[900Pixies]

@KT910t shut up!

[xxbaddvenombellasxx3]

Hey read don't laugh at this. Just do it! Start thinking of something you really really want, because this is astonishing. The person who sent this said their wish came true after 10 minutes they read the mail so I thought what the heck! You have been visited by Dr Suesss the cat in the hat he will grant you with one wish, make your wish when the countdown is over. 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH! if you send this to 10 videos within the hour your wish will come true

[kotor498]

This song makes me want to go thnk hr fr all the mmrs

[LadiesMan1872]

i woke up with her.... it was nice :)

[XxFunnyLiLBunnyxX]

press 0 to start the song again :)

[unknownPH4ZE]

why cant they just make the title me and you?

[SteampunkEpsilon]

'from a sour bottle baby girl with eyes the size of baby worlds' is one of my favorite song lines, right next to ' the camera caught you causing a commotion on the gurney again' from camisado by PATD xD

[TheKIMBOSLICE08]

i love Pete!!!! ahhhh sooo sexyyy!;)



[b3m4fr3ndz]

The best way to make it through with hearts and wrists in tact:)

[TheSkykidof68]

@b3m4fr3ndz is to REalize, two out of three ain't Baad, ain't BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAD!!

[sherunsrunsruns]

i feel like such a cliche LOL i'm a teenage girl in love with fall out boy :P

[Royzo16]

whoa, a video with no arguements going on? its a miracle o.o

[oggleman]

@Royzo16 oh yea well I think you smell bad and you have bad taste in music and i find your political and religious views contemptible. How's that? :P

[TheVampiressLisa]

@Royzo16 I think we just found one of the few safe spots left on the internet.

It's also a really good song... This is coming from a diehard Slipknot and Korn fan.

[MrsCrissytal]

Patrick is getting kidnapped from me. =]

[NinjaVelocity]

11 years old when i started listening to this... Still loving this

[iamlei11]

WHAT DOES "2 out of 3 ain't bad" mean??

[hangover844]

@iamlei11 if you have three things to do but only do two of them right '2 out of 3 aint bad' you've gotten the majority which isn't bad

[iamlei11]

@hangover844 Thanks dude

[GDawg148]

@iamlei11 Its like a fraction. 2/3. Its saying its not 100% but its not a bad thing.

[iamlei11]

@GDawg148 Thanks dude

[GDawg148]

@iamlei11 No problem.

[therin99]

this brings up memories when i was only 6:))

[ImperfectionIsHere]

Oh boy. :3

[LifesTooShort52]

@ImperfectionIsHere *fall out* boy.

Yes. This is them.

Please don't drool from the pure awesome-ness.

Thanks! :)

[ImperfectionIsHere]

@LifesTooShort52 XD Sowwy. Lol.

[LifesTooShort52]

@ImperfectionIsHere That's ok... It happens to the best of us.:)

[AngeloGiocatore]

When i listen to this i want to hanging out with my girlfriend and drink beers have a party all night !!! Control Metro Station is amazin' 4 that <3 American house party !!!

[MrIJustComment1355]

Longest Title ever seen. BUT LOVE THE SONG! (:

[juniormints1010]

@MrIJustComment1355 then you haven't heard panic! at the disco

[crowsandrainbows]

CHRISTMAS COLORS :D

[jemikojemiko]

Thumbs Up if it brings back everything you had when you first listened to this song sweet nostalgy

[MiniMonster892]

This made me cry- Miss fall out boy just as deep as their lyrics are<3

[GnarlyAssFools]

@GrrrlinStilettos its just a random title

[rastanevarunaway]

that's your mums job mate, right after i fuck her ass with my throbbing cock, pulsating in her loose little shitter

[BeastModeDomo]

@rastanevarunaway wtf.

[blitzkrieg371]

@rastanevarunaway Then go slide down a rusty razor using your balls as brakes.

[rastanevarunaway]

how the FUCK is this popular???!?!?!?! honestly, i rather slide down a rusty razor using my balls as brakes than listen to this fucking shit!!!!!

[Fallen111Angel]

@rastanevarunaway Yea Like Ur Popular... Seriosly If U Don't Like This Song Y Even Listening To It...

And Do U Even Have Balls To Try To Attempt That Stunt? Huh?

[rastanevarunaway]

@Fallen111Angel Yes

[Fallen111Angel]

@rastanevarunaway Good Now Suck On Them...

[DearBreeCountMeInX3]

@rastanevarunaway when why are yew here????

[FrankIeroForever]

My childhood just came back to me <33 (Up until today I didnt know this song was FOB)

[MaddieLurvsYou]

@FrankIeroForever ..... love your name o.o

[FrankIeroForever]

@MaddieLurvsYou Me too :3

[MyLifeAsZoe]

i love listening to them brings me good memories of when i started listening to them at 10 years old :D

[GDawg148]

@MyLifeAsZoe For real! I was a listener since 5th grade, now Im in 10th.

[MyLifeAsZoe]

@GDawg148 hah cool. im in 9th

[heatherzhere]

ive had this on replay all night, I love it!!

[sykickg]

@heatherzhere  wow... me too, lol

[trebloc95]

<3 I'm so grateful I got to see them in concert a while back.

[msirenelovesyou]

i love this song <3 it has a really long ass title tho, gud thing theres a nick name lol

[cnmhistory9]

I don't know why, but I love the way Patrick says baby:)

[MsParanormal13]

if the members of fall out boy woke up next to me, i wouldn't waste my time thinking, "What the hell happened last night?"

[MissChipNdale]

@sloshize *You're.

Sorry...I'm a grammar nazi.

ANYWAYS....I love this song :D

[masterofjustice88]

And by luckycharms, musclepunched means blowjobs.

[themna123whatwhat]

<3 iMissFallOutBoy :'( Patrick Stump Solo, Bl4ck C4rds and The Damned Things just arnet the same :( I wonder if Fall Out Boy will ever come off of haitus :'(

~Nostalgic for FOB~

[Trinitygoesrawrz]

I LUV MY CUZIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She gave me some random CDs and i hadnt looked at them and finally when i found there was a fall out boy CD i played it and now i am absolutely in love with fall out boy ;)

[rocksickkle]

The only tolerable song from this god awful band.

[fisharemagical]

@rocksickkle what?! are you fucking serious?! HAVE YOU HEARD THEIR OTHER SONGS?!!? oh my god. i can't believe you just said that. HOW?! ARE YOU FUCKING DEAF?!?

[rocksickkle]

@fisharemagical Yeah, I have. They're not impressive or good. Next please.

[sloshize]

@rocksickkle Well.. If you Don't like their music then don't listen to it.! It's simple

[rocksickkle]

@sloshize I hate morons like you.

[sloshize]

@rocksickkle I hate you

[rocksickkle]

@sloshize Thank you, I feed off your hate.

[sloshize]

@rocksickkle Your welcome

[flippycapi]

@rocksickkle I'm sorry but that's just about the funniest thing I've read all day XD I may not agree with your statement about Fall Out Boy but I don't care this is just really really funny XD Thank you for making my day <3

[rocksickkle]

@flippycapi You're quite welcome. :D

[fisharemagical]

@rocksickkle Why don't you like their music?

[rocksickkle]

@fisharemagical I personally just think they're awful. They're not impressive in the least, they're pretty mainstream, and they just don't sound good.

[fisharemagical]

@rocksickkle if you say so.

[rocksickkle]

@rocksickkle I know, god forbid people have different opinions than yours, hmm?

[fisharemagical]

@rocksickkle but, why? o.o

[rocksickkle]

@fisharemagical Why what?

[PACMANnot]

@OceanIgnite

It may just be me but I would rather die then be kissed by you.

[OceanIgnite]

@PACMANnot .........A: You don't even know me. B: I never said it was me C: I was just posting this because I was bored. And I'd never want to be kissed by you either.

[PACMANnot]

@OceanIgnite

Glad we agree with one another.

[tlakin1255]

@OceanIgnite *yawn, seen this a thousand times, plus why would i want to be kissed by a serial killer? and because i have defied stupid chain comments like these, im preetty sure you cant kill me.

[Lightning5427]

it aint bullet proof

[mari3p3r3z]

i wanna sex him

[Metalchine]

what?

[HerNameIsEvelien]

96 people have a serious problem! ö

[MegaDexter47]

i love the song and the band

[CarolinaOhNo]

awesome

[koolaskat]

they didint die they just moved on who knows? mabe they will get together for another record for now lets just enjoy the music they already made<3

[MrCockFish]

like if you stil listening to this in 2011

[AllAmericanDollyrot]

@MrCockFish no cockfish. im listening in 1932.

[MrCockFish]

@AllAmericanDollyrot your so funny! HAHAHAHAHA... atleast i have thumbs up ;)

[AllAmericanDollyrot]

@MrCockFish check that again buddy.

[MrCockFish]

@AllAmericanDollyrot Hey Buddy check the day i posted it buddy.

[rockstarvanny]

@AllAmericanDollyrot omg im so gonna use the word "cockfish" now ^.^

[QueenBonesofdarkness]

@AllAmericanDollyrot Im listening to this in 1990 :P

[OwlCityLuver23]

@QueenBonesofdarkness im listening to this in 1973 like a fearless bastard

[arjeii13]

If i would given a chance, ill sing this to the girl i'd loved. Even when were worlds apart..

[IceburgFanell]

@arjeii13 You do know this song is about heartbreak and a relationship not really working, right? You might want to consider that before singing it to the girl you love, lol

[fireflyz101]

ahhh i love it never gets old

[rowsheen92]

Awesome!!!!!



[SydneyH14]

blah/:

i miss them!!):

[Caityness77]

LUUURRRRVE it :D <3

[ChlorineHeart]

This song is awesome! I haven't really gotten into FOB until recently, but that's mostly b/c some of the crazy fans scared me off a bit...None the less, I have under a cork tree and they're really amazing. I <3 the lyrics

[lilemobabygirl]

Dude really? A youtube fight? Grow some balls, and STFU!

[cheeseyNorman123]

L O V E L O V E L O V E L O V E L O V E<3

[draniellaful]

this song rocks !!

[hugawookiee]

This is such a good song :) But the words and background color really clash, haha

[llama4thewin]

realy good song :D

[vinnie87292]

FOB is like sex... its usually good but wen its bad its still great

[alwaysdown95]

everytime i hear this song i see my girlfreind in my head. <3 you kelly

[MrKenmcnasty]

@alwaysdown95 your girl friend sucks my nuts



[alwaysdown95]

@MrKenmcnasty while you suck mine faggot

[MrKenmcnasty]

@alwaysdown95 PAY ME FIRST PUSSY

[DiscreetlyInvisible]

@Yardnoc3103 The nearest Friday was yesterday. What now bitch? LMFAO

[DiscreetlyInvisible]

@Yardnoc3103 The nearest Friday was yesterday. What now bitch? LMFAO

[Yardnoc3103]

@DiscreetlyInvisible that was four days ago you CUMGUZLING EUNUCH TWAT

[DiscreetlyInvisible]

@Yardnoc3103 And? Dude I was joking.

[Yardnoc3103]

@DiscreetlyInvisible shut the fuck up

I just paste them in other videos

[LiveItUpJustBecause]

@Yardnoc3103 I've died like, 10 times in the last month, so..

[twonerdsborninjune]

I like this song alot. But the music video reminds me of resident evil 5 lol

[sportivo010]

I like this song....xD



[okaymichellee]

Patrick stump is sooo sexyyyyyyyyyyyyy. <33. I love fall out boy .

[JustCallMeDez]

i can cry from joy

*sniffle*

[NinaNeko4]

I'm totally singing this for my talent show next year.

[iluvgir23]

...this is so beastly man

[peerieweirdo]

SUCH random lyrics!

[222kdl222]

we're the new face of failure, prettier and younger but not any better off.

haha most poeticly amazing thing ever

[musclepunched]

If patrick woke up next to me, I'd give him lucky charms

[okaymichellee]

@musclepunched I dont get it? lmao. XD

[musclepunched]

@okaymichellee the song lyrics DERP

[musclepunched]

@okaymichellee the song lyrics DERP if I woke up next to you... lucky charms are a cereal

[okaymichellee]

@musclepunched oh ahha LOL xD

[StrictlyBri]

@musclepunched random but ok!

[ZamSolo]

@musclepunched If Patrick woke up next to me, well, I would wonder about my sexual preferences.