SUICIDE Fail!!!

[Batters56]

Dis that news reporter just threaten to kill me?

[cypresswillow2591]

FAIL or Stag?

[lismcorb]

What a near death cool experience

[eddietray1]

I would kill myself if I was a Jew

[MikoAkau]

@eddietray1 you are an A**

[jenniferxcheck]

the reporters kinda cute ;)

[breakinjaws1]

OMG

[janmarcoalberto]

fuck that reporter's accenT!

[MaxCavaleraification]

all she nneded to do is lift her head a bit while being under the train...such a pussy.

[since1876]

Lay ACROSS the tracks... When cutting wrists, she has the right idea, but for train suicide, it's across the street, not down the road...

[unscrup123]

hey yo shitass..... my grandma has beter suicide skills than you!!!!!

[Aminovitch92i]

yow fuck the jews let the jewish shit got killed by a train fuckin stink people

[sidkckarmielcity]

@Aminovitch92i Why the hate bro? what did we do to you?

[TINBITZPHAM]

if she really wanted to die, why would you lay down? just stand in front of the train

[quaresma7besiktas]

@TINBITZPHAM

genius!

[thuganime]

if she was fat she couldve really dead

[boekemboekoe]

this is an epic fail

[peaskeaper]

what a gay language fucK the jews, ain't racist but hiter did a good job, 6kk jews :D

[jenniferxcheck]

@peaskeaper that's racist.. lol

[MRDEADLYSNIPER1]

@peaskeaper

Yeah, that's DEFINETELY not under any cicumstances whatsoever racist at all -.-''

[ReetardTV]

It had to be a Jew. He saw a shekel and was like money or suicide? MONEY!!

[samielgo1]

of cours a jow

[moomman89]

I tried three times in one night.But God let me live.That was in 1978..Thank you Jesus.

[StanningtonSwFc]

@moomman89 wierdo



[givemericht]

And she went home and got her life back on TRACK!!!

[gpgpgp13322]

@givemericht loool

[lukejtmulder]

@givemericht and boom goes the dynamite

[SarahHerself91]

You know you're really shit at life when you fail to commit suicide.

[uroscarfood]

all she had to do was lift her head then it would have been gone

[786myfist]

meh.  cock in the ass.

[InsanelyAwesomeness]

i dont care what you say the postman on the boat was drunk!

[sheaofleaves124]

O.O

[shamu1517]

The other guy just walks away like "it's ok it's all in good fun" like dude really wtf??

[123Cheekycow]

If you are going to commit suicide, dont do it on a fucking train track, you are also risking the lives of people that want to live.

[lismcorb]

@123Cheekycow who cares..omg

[iJonel]

oh my gosh

[KenLim96]

You really need a suicide 'Train' ing.

[noobgotgame]

@KenLim96 umm nice job ripping off the top comment

[KenLim96]

@noobgotgame so i need to delete?

[thrumann1]

lol next time try a KZ ...

[ecuadoriangangster]

That was a pretty long train...

[ChrispyNET]

that was chuck norris showing off his badassness

[rustynailspk]

@ChrispyNET chuck norris is not anything special...he got his ass beaten a fair few times by people greater than him

[Ralphie299]

hes like " AHHHHHHHH GOTCHAAAAAA!"

[ShadowRanger3112]

jews are epic fails

[xXBrianWalkerXx]

that girl is ballsy

[valbaime]

..oh

[2pacAmazesSuperman]

the most failed suicide ever is if someone ties a rope around their neck and jumps off their roof but the other end isnt tied to anything

[CommanderCooper]

@2pacAmazesSuperman Well, depends on how high the roof is.

...Unless he lands into a hotel pool, or something. Actually, that would probably be the most hilarious thing I've ever seen.

[MrWaryJot]

People are stupid!

[stratocaster1986able]

How was this a suicide attempt. If it was then she'd ahve stuck her head up.

[Zonandpii]

I would be sooo pissed

[programadolouco]

not suicide , this is stunts hahah jackass

[truvelo1]

WTF lucker 

[DocAsbury]

Not a suicide fail

A daredevil WIN

That chick has balls

[Paloomi]

I doubt it was an attempted suicide. That dumb ass would have laid ACROSS the tracks, and not ON them. Everyone knows there is enough space for a thin person to NOT get hit if they're laying like that UNDER the train. Seriously.

[HappyIsFleeting]

Was ist die sprache?

[juliiouus96]

Epic Fail xD

[owner876]

Only in Israel XDDD

[Jonyskylark]

@owner876 lol not really ive seen many suicides like this in many other country. this woman is only one out many who have tried it and the only israeli that has done it

[912slugga]

JUMP OFF A BRIDGE

[LordLolinghamThe3rd]

He did it for the lulz.

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[ALopezProduction]

2:37 he says gay ^_^

[MisterDUTCHYx1]

HAHAHAHAHA

[MisterDUTCHYx1]

Ghoabala sjoalah ahalama biybullteggkong

[AJIuK1]

translation: AHALAMAAHALAMAAHALAMAAHALAMAAH­ALAMAHALAMAHALAMAHALAMAHALAMAH­ALAMAHALAMAHALAMAHALAMALAMAHAM­AHAMAHAMLAHMALAHALAMAHALAMAHAL­AMAHALAMAHALAMAHALAMAHALAMAHAL­AMA!!!!!

[SupositoryRepository]

That train was an antisemitic terrorist. Deploy the Israeli American media machine.

[NightStreet50]

She wasn't trying to commit suicide.

It was just a stunt.

[NoahLDiamond]

Safety, information, speed sensors, crime prevention, etc. It also reports to the trains the activity. In this case, the mass and momentum of the train completely prevents it from being able to react.

If you lay under a train, you can still get killed by pieces hanging down like connecting chains, hydraulic lines, etc. Honestly, this guy got lucky. He was not ON the tracks. He was in a chasm between the tracks, in the deepest point between the axle and the wheel. If it tried to stop, he'd die.

[tqsuited]

its just a thrillseeker.. anything for a killer rush

[Linzspat92]

i love how the other guy just walked away like "i didnt see that"

[bryce995]

whats with the green circles

[NoahLDiamond]

@bryce995

Computer object recognition.

[bryce995]

@NoahLDiamond oh for like safty stuff

[monkeydomonkey]

@bryce995 somthing to do with the camera .its like a sensor that checks for movement i think its more afective at night

[babyxcuppycake]

That guy was given a second chance to LIVE! It was a miracle!

[troglodyto]

subtitles.....

[GreatDane1011]

ok let me get this straight so he wanted to die so he got in front of train lied down but he didnt get ran over he was just kinda under the train

[Jaje91]

Man... Ive gotta try this xD

[ipunijames3]

It was Criss Angel obviously he was trying to create a new magic trick to impress Justin Bieber

[1eyesnipe]

call the suicide service for tips

[revorocks123]

What are the green shapes actually marking?

[stephanosanio]

ROFL. Imma try that

[lucaeaves3]

@stephanosanio good luck

[mxmx90]

fuck no thay ant brave .brave is living your life .

[MasterDanger8]

he or she is still very brave.

[2alive2die]

@MasterDanger8: brave is to face your problems in life and solve them, idiot!

[MasterDanger8]

@2alive2die true but u didnt have to call me an idiot u scumbag.

[hamurai2008]

This is A JACKASS Survive and Live....IDIOTS

[bumbum829]

meow :D



[ejafjallajokul]

FUCK YER BITCH HAVE NO LIFE FAGGOT 100%

[Welljusthi]

it was a stunt. and i kno wat someone is gonna say to me, no shit sherlock.

[XxScribe]

@Welljusthi no shit sherlock., Just kidding

[koreboms1993]

Damn, imagine lying there and know if you pop your head up, it's game over!

[veufcliquot]

ameolishikooka kamo ..what ever thefuck you stupid fuck said,....did you notice the workers or....fuckers just shouting at him....anywhere here in america , we would of tried to do something for this lucky idiot.... yeah shout at him and he will go away... dumb dumb numb bunch of fuckers....

[LaughingVeryQuietly]

Lol Dumb ass "IMA DO IT" *lays under is passes* "OH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHUT

[prakash2187]

can anyone explain what they are speaking? nice vid anyways...

[iWindBlade]

I think it was just awesome. Awesome trick, to stand up your fear and get the train to ride over you(that sounded dirty right? lols).

[vipor52]

@iWindBlade yes that does sound dirty lol

[iWindBlade]

@vipor52

Didn't doubt? ;D

[Crunchsnap]

Read her latest book !

When you try to get hit by the train ...stand up !

Page 1. I tried to get hit by the train ...but i didnt get hit...because i didnt stand up...kinda strange....

[coyote7272]

Nah he didn't want to die, he could have killed himself in the long while that train was over him

[loosenuts5000]

lol thats some harry hudini bullshit right there

[icommentonvideos1]

it wasnt a suicide he just wanted to show off. to tell you the truth i thought it was pretty damn good of a trick.

[kathleengreenbean]

i think the purpose of this was to not die but to just shcok people.

so, lol.

[slicshuter]

This isn't suicide or an attempt. It's called chicken, where you lie on the tracks and survive with the train over you.

[tannerboyXX]

hahahahha

[TheMayorReviews]

Rule one of dodging a train: Don't stand up lay down!

[Guitargreat344]

@TheMayorReviews If you can dodge a train, you can dodge a ball!!!

[310H55V]

these guys should try clearing their throat before they speak

[MW2OpTic123]

i think she got double dog dared

[EpicGamingExperience]

You need some suicide 'Train' ing.

[kathleengreenbean]

@EpicGamingExperience

lol

[dracodude1300]

@EpicGamingExperience lol that is one of the best comments i have ever read XD

[EpicGamingExperience]

@dracodude1300 lol so creative :D

[Kackamann1]

@EpicGamingExperience öhö...

[erikrocks1821]

@EpicGamingExperience nice lol

[alfieandkatie]

@EpicGamingExperience why is that funny?

[alfieandkatie]

@EpicGamingExperience sometimes......

[ekoslosky]

#FAIL

[Smiliegirl76]

fuckin' dicks.. u not fucking serious

[okboy100]

@schaka1977 LOL! because someone tried to commit suicide the whole country should go to hell? ya that makes sense lol

[mizlizparis]

ya or she woulda made a move when she realized damn im still alive n da train is rushin over me :/

[chicalocamaite]

Damn that's stupid as fuck. Fuckin retards

[xxfm12xx]

People do this for the laugh. (stupid people)

[mslioryosef]

@schaka1977 just shut the fuck up

you dont have a smame to laough on 6 milion people who been killed in there?

[yeoNatta]

he lift up the train hahahaha...dumb ass dumb then dumber ..

[myprophet1]

and I thought americans were dumb!

[happygunzz]

gods not real, just saying

[saintangerinc]

SHE must torshave been asian damn skinny inven

[davidrulzie]

@schaka1977 was hitler a satanist???? if he was ill agree wif u bro!!!!

[trev050175]

How is that a fail?

Awesome stunt... just not for fat people ;)

[maxomills2nd]

epic

[SgtCabbi]

WOW... WHAT A DUMB ASS..

[voda12]

that wasnt a fail the gap between ground and undercarage is about 2 3 feet..that was a stunt.

[fireball789789]

between 19 and 20 it sounds like he says King Kong.

[restlesspride666]

hahaha...the title gets me for some reason. Suicide fail.

[ObMastermind]

can't even kill herself..FAIL!

[twistmenot]

i know this ISNT what i should be focused on but... whats with all the coloured circles?

[zaikoh08]

this just brightened my day up after a bad shift at work. thanx

[UltimateVenom]

after an experience like that, he/she probably respects life now.

[dukas420]

I would've freaked out if i saw someone get up after that. Even though it went over her it would be something crazy to see.

[2jzhatchsi]

the little green circle happen to be the anti-terrorist heat seaking minimissiles they had installed on the camera

[WowIsItThatBig]

what a jammy dodger

[stefanvb2008]

lol fail

[andeegreen]

not a suicide fail - its a thing I used to see kids doing when I was young on the mainline to London Waterloo before they electrified the line. Never tried it myself though!

[amitnewyork]

hah... i wonder if she was really willing to die... chickened out in the end. otherwise, she would have placed her neck right on the rails instead of lying between them.

[Gaia1986]

fail at failing

[LatinaVampire0231]

i should try that!!! =D

[zombiemegashark]

omg phail

[cameronmatthews]

@zombiemegashark u fail u cant spell fail

[zombiemegashark]

@cameronmatthews thats why you fail, cause you think that i fail, a-hole

[Nopenguiness]

fake

[soooolame]

ha. fail, indeed.

[deadlyram2k6]

ha i'm so guna do that tommorow.

[andie123456ify]

she just ukin got up and walked away

[johniwuji]

he is not ready to die yet

[prudduck]

omg...........

what a fucking fail

[intertubers]

@milesdavisblackmx5 moron. it's really not hard to place your head on a trainline. he couldn't bring himself to do it. i'm right, you're wrong. i will not be monitoring these comments any further. i win.

[intertubers]

@milesdavisblackmx5 no, you're an idiot. it started as a real attempt, then he chickened out.

[justalex31]

jeesss lot of nuts in this world life is beautiful and when we realize it, some times it's too late..............

[Ninjameow97]

krewa erewujdfsfgbd rehufd fhdsf sgye fdshgf dsgyds ffdsf fgdysagfdysfb i didnt understand it

[qasim0004]

maybe she didnt want to die maybe she just wanted to do jack ass

[zzzpzzzpzzzp]

He toataly tried to kill him aelf thats why he laid down under the train and dodged it... Wheres the real vids

[cher032189]

he wanted to bomb that train, damn terrorists!

[RexAristoxenus]

dam, talk about luck and stupidity rapped into one

[Motivand0LaYal]

how to commit suicide by train properly:

make sure the train actually touches you.

good luck on your journey! send postcards! =)

[frohawkeya]

lol well when i was on the way to london our train stopped and they wouldn't say why but we managed to get a platform worker to tell us and he sed it was becuase someone had tried to commit suicide by jumping in front of a train but jumped too early, missed the train and broke his legs and they had to get an ambulance on the track :) lol haha

[LoniganTheDragon]

man, you'd be deaf after that.

[Zerosk8er32]

wtf