Drinking coffee while watching Whose Line is never a good idea. You are taking a sip and next thing you know Ryan says "kiss me" and you burst out laughing and the coffee gets everywhere. Damn you Whose Line!!!!!
@paulpaulxtre haha You had no mistakes ;) Gut gemacht. It doesn't sound like German to me either. Sounds more like Dutch xD haha. Aber sie haben ein paar wörter und ein Satz gesagt, die wie Deutsch geklingt haben. Es war aber lustig haha. .. es tut mir leid für mein Deutsch ;)
I love it in foreign film dub when the person who "translates" wayne always says something shorter than what wayne actually says and how ryan immediately follows up with a says something much longer than the amount he "translates." and XD at the end
I love how colin takes their long sentences and says like 2 words, and Ryan takes the short sentences into a story within itself. also Stephen said Heute Deutschland, Morgen die Ganze Welt. Which is "Today Germany, Tomorrow the whole World".
Thats because sometimes Colbert was speaking real German. At the end he says, "that is bad," and at one point he says "Today Germany and tomorrow the entire world." and I think that he says a real word at 2:22. The point of the game is to make up words, not say real ones.
@C3P0meetsData The point is not to make up words, it's to sound german without being able to speak it. Even Sid Caesar used real words in his fake speaking. And Colbert DID sound more German than Wayne, who sounded more...scandinavian.
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Very funny to see, what Americans think German sounds like. Especially when your German and know that it doesn't sound like that... At least they had some German words in it and Colbert even got some sentences...
My dad, who speaks German fluently told me thats what he said. I know very little German myself, but I hope to one day just like my parents speak it fluently
"Yes. My wife. I've been gathering reports about you and her all over town! Driving around at all hours of the night being in diffeent restaurants! I hate you! I've always hated you from the first day I saw you! Some day I will kill you! You will bury you beneath the sea and never talk to you again! Kiss me?"
PLEASE DONT READ THIS!In 1971 a guy named Kyle an his girlfriend Emily were in side a house that was said to claim peoples lives if they entered the house.The next morning a guy named Alex saw fingernail marks on the door.if you dont post this to 5 videos, youll be getting a visit from Kyle and Emily tonight!WARNING:this has been proved to be real,i value my life!whoever reads this may God be with you! I TRULY DO APOLOGIZE!!!
Yeah, I definitely noticed that stephen actually does know some German because although I don't speak it... He is making some sense. Maybe I am picking up some German from that german soap I watch. Ha ha
at 1.21 stephen says: "so heute deutschland - morgen die ganze welt!" - which means - "so today germany - tomorrow the whole world!" and.. haha what's kind of hillarious - it's a quote from a speech of hitler - used in there - i had to laugh so hardly!
by the way - i am german and quite some of the "words" they used are german.. like unten from wayne, meaning "down".. just funny as hell
I really wish that we could have seen the look on Colbert's face when Drew said the scene would be in German. :p
NDawgHoyt 1 week ago
"einse Schreiben! Einsen Schreiben!" almost says "one writing!" x2
Admerxin13 1 month ago
0:24, WHALE!!! LOL
TheSpearChuckah 1 month ago 9
what are you talking about willis?
I died xD
HanoNano13 1 month ago
stephen colbert really knows german lol ^^
Gracelyassa 1 month ago 3
sauerkrautn takes preparation :D wie geil
hitchinaride94 1 month ago
HEUTE DEUTSCHLAND MORGEN DIE GANZE WELT!!!!!!
NeeXex 1 month ago
looooool.
und mom'en mak'en hom'en LOL
brilliant
kingkonghitme 2 months ago
It's German!!! I know the Language!!
SuperHappyface1234 2 months ago
anyone else think Colbert looks just like the Medic in this one O.o
kman5769 2 months ago
That was hilarious when colin started doing a sauerkraut 'commercial'
bronstain27 2 months ago 2
poiuytrewqasdfghjklmnbvcxz
dancergirl35791 3 months ago
GOOOOOOD Stephen is handsome. (Don't worry, that's not the only reason I watched this)
wickedfeylady 3 months ago
ITS
JUST
CABBAGE
HydraHydro 3 months ago 3
Stephen.....is peculiarly sexy in this. 0__0
hollowaymccartney 4 months ago 5
Wenn man Deutscher ist, dann ist es sogar noch lustiger :D
TobmansErbe 4 months ago 10
@TobmansErbe oh ja :D
hitchinaride94 1 month ago
omg this is hilarious. And it has a younger Colbert in it too!
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What are you talking about, Willis?
xXGlamRiderXx 4 months ago
Damn Stephen Colbert looks really young... It's kinda weird
mrladiesman99 4 months ago 3
"Wayne and Semen you're going to act out a film..." Okay.
BLiNdZoRz 5 months ago 7
My face is like a damn tomato now. This is my favorite Foreign Film Dub, I can watch it over and over and still bust up everytime.
ILY1273 5 months ago
oh shit is that stephen colbert?
emk1996 5 months ago
i love at 1:13 when drew is like pissing himself laughing, and colin's just standing there awkwardly like he didn't say something funny<3
carlyiona 5 months ago 2
haha whatcha talking bout willis
saiky1234 6 months ago 5
I shall call Haagen Dasz "Willis" from now on. XD
Also I loved how Ryan made a whole spiel about Wayne and Helga and killing Wayne and Stephen decides he'd get amorous with him instead LOL.
MYVtwinSYA 6 months ago 3
this never fails to make me laugh
TheKverchi 6 months ago
"What are you talking about, Willis??"
I jizzed laughing.
talladegajunkie1439 6 months ago 54
@talladegajunkie1439 What's so funny with that ? I don't get it. Explain please ? :P
GoooboopTT 2 weeks ago
stephen colbert <3
nr2002vidz 7 months ago 4
You crazy misguided fool! LOL!
VeronicaAngel123 7 months ago
Its just cabbage!
StarGazerWithDinos 7 months ago
At 2:56 when Colbert is acting all happy and he says "Das ist schlecht", what that actually translates to in german is "That's bad." lol
igloopenguin22 7 months ago 49
STEVEN FUCKING COLBERT!!!!!!!!!! THIS SHOW IS MORE FAMOUS THAN I THOUGHT =D
UnderoathLambofgod 7 months ago
HAHAHA HAAGEN DAZS
hatsuharu333 8 months ago 3
stephen is sooo damn sexy here <3333333
kuzcat 8 months ago
ITS. JUST. CABBAGE.
Shipoopiism 8 months ago 5
ICH LIEBE DICH COLLIN XD -3
xXxurseenaxXx 8 months ago
what u talkin bout willis!?!?
teaze2135555555 8 months ago 3
WHAAALE
jr0014 9 months ago 2
Stephen Colbert was on this show???
MegaSupaFine 9 months ago
"Heute Deutschland, morgen die ganze Welt" lolol WTF?!
Lucaswaxmann 9 months ago
@Lucaswaxmann
Doesn't that translate into "Today Germany, tomorrow the world"?
karik333 8 months ago
@karik333 Yup.
paraparamore23 7 months ago
Ryan: " ...mmmmm Saurkrautn..... it takes preperATION!!"
LOL
MrSaxotom 9 months ago
Watch this with the captions on. It's even more hilarious.
earthrunner27 9 months ago
WHALE!
ColtDaJolt 10 months ago 9
Drinking coffee while watching Whose Line is never a good idea. You are taking a sip and next thing you know Ryan says "kiss me" and you burst out laughing and the coffee gets everywhere. Damn you Whose Line!!!!!
MrRaphal 10 months ago 4
HAHAH Someone yelled out "WHALE!"
ElphabasDDX 10 months ago 6
ITS JUST CABBAGE!
ContractingNebula 11 months ago 2
What are you talking about, Willis? XD
Heavylight17 11 months ago
Hey guys, I'm just wondering does it sound like german to you? I'm german
and it doesn't sound like it at all. But the time they dubbed italian or chinese it
totally sounded like that language. Please responde.
greetings from germany (and sorry for all the mistakes)
paulpaulxtre 11 months ago
@paulpaulxtre: I'm pretty sure Italians and Chinese around the world are thinking the same thing.
memothirteen 10 months ago
@paulpaulxtre haha You had no mistakes ;) Gut gemacht. It doesn't sound like German to me either. Sounds more like Dutch xD haha. Aber sie haben ein paar wörter und ein Satz gesagt, die wie Deutsch geklingt haben. Es war aber lustig haha. .. es tut mir leid für mein Deutsch ;)
Viele Grüße aus Kanada ;)
xyJeNzz 10 months ago
@xyJeNzz Thank you, now I hear it. But his accent is so terrible, that I couldn't understand the
german sentence xD Did you learn german in school? Is it hard to learn?
I think the grammer is the most difficult part, if you learn german.
Like the english pronunciation, there aren't many rules or patterns you can follow...
Weiter so =)
greetings from germany
paulpaulxtre 10 months ago
@paulpaulxtre aha yes, it is xD
Ja, ich habe Deutsch in Uni gelernt, aber ich bin auch nach Deutschland gegangen (sep-dez 2010).
It is fairly difficult, but after you learn it, Latin language grammar is very easy ;)
xyJeNzz 10 months ago
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@xyJeNzz Thank you, now I hear it. But his accent is so terrible, that I couldn't understand the
german sentence xD Did you learn german in school? Is it hard to learn?
I think the grammer would be the most difficult part, if you learn german.
Like the english pronunciation, there aren't many rules or patterns you can follow...
Weiter so =)
greetings from germany
paulpaulxtre 10 months ago
@xyJeNzz Thank you, now I hear it. But his accent is so terrible, that I couldn't understand the
german sentence xD Did you learn german in school? Is it hard to learn?
I think the grammer would be the most difficult part, if you learned german.
Like the english pronunciation, there aren't many rules or patterns you can follow...
Weiter so =)
greetings from germany
paulpaulxtre 10 months ago
@xyJeNzz Thank you, now I hear it. But his accent is so terrible, that I couldn't understand the
german sentence xD Did you learn german in school? Is it hard to learn?
I think the grammar would be the most difficult part, if you learn german.
Like the english pronunciation, there aren't many rules or patterns you can follow...
Weiter so =)
greetings from germany
paulpaulxtre 10 months ago
Holy shit is that Stephen Colbert! haha awesome!
sareee2 11 months ago
haagen das is actually scandinavian XD
purplegill10 1 year ago
It's just CABBAGE!
Isingforlyrics 1 year ago
Funny thing? Stephen is actually speaking German.
doublebassheeltoe 1 year ago 8
lol Freakin' Stephen Colbert!!!
DodecahedronHead 1 year ago
HAAGEN DAZ XD
DrewPicklesAintDed69 1 year ago
One of the best Film Dubs.
CanadianDH 1 year ago
this is my favorite foreign film dub!
charmed1293 1 year ago
@charmed1293 cuz drew is not in it
okkcomputer 11 months ago
WHALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stallonedude40 1 year ago
The best?
otpenagos 1 year ago
The man that screams WHALE at 0:23 is the 3 row, 2 spot, between the two girls
otpenagos 1 year ago
Haha, Stephen quoting Hitler! rofl
Magykei 1 year ago 4
they should have picked whale; i bet if drew heard it (if he didn't) he woulda picked it. dear god that would be epiccccc
rejectofreality313 1 year ago 2
i think Stephen may be speaking actual german.
ringojohnpaulgeorgee 1 year ago 7
@ringojohnpaulgeorgee He does a little I think "Das ist nicht sauerkraut means that is not sauercraut
TheRidiSphere 1 year ago
i love it when they only say one thing like "jaa!" and ryan goes on for ages with the translator :')
xkatielouisejonesx 1 year ago 5
From "Today, Germany; tomorrow, the world!" to "I'm talking about Helga, my wife! I know about you and her."
freakypencils31 1 year ago 2
also Heute DEUTSCHLAND, und morgen die ganze WELT!!
shittyfagg 1 year ago
Please watch this with the transcribe audio captions. it made me happy.
powripper 1 year ago
WHALE!
HOLLISKID23 1 year ago 3
ROFL! Hagen Daz <3
xiaorishu 1 year ago
I love it in foreign film dub when the person who "translates" wayne always says something shorter than what wayne actually says and how ryan immediately follows up with a says something much longer than the amount he "translates." and XD at the end
Wayne: Dockenson Spoot Dockenson Spoot
Colin: Dockenson Spoot Dockenson Spoot
HWJASURY 1 year ago
at 2:30, after Colbert says "sauerkrauten" (sp?)
you can hear Ryan just about to say the same thing before catching himself
RKae858 1 year ago
The man on the right actually said real German things a few times, lol. Ich liebe Deutsch, ja.
intellaricovision 1 year ago 3
lol stephen actually says some german lines. but from hitler, lol.
WackenOtto 1 year ago 112
@WackenOtto how is das ist sehr gut! hitler? it means that is very good
purplegill10 10 months ago
@purplegill10 He says "Today Germany and tomorrow the rest of the world"
He says a FEW lines from Hitler.
WackenOtto 10 months ago 3
2 Germans disliked this
McLolzable 1 year ago 50
@McLolzable Not just Germans. Germans are the first to laugh at themselves, I find. Two German DOUCHEBAGS disliked this.
undercoveragent0001 1 year ago
@undercoveragent0001 are you german? what does Stephen actually say? does he speak German well?
dotchoo 1 year ago
It is very difficult to watch these videos and keep a perfectly straight face!!! I gotta stop watching before Im caught! Lol!!!
blondeisius 1 year ago
Lol its captain Ahab at 0:24
BillyTheTapeworm 1 year ago 6
at 2:32 Stephen DOES say a few words in german, roughly translating to, "This is not sauurkraut!" or however you spell it.
iGrowlnvmbite 1 year ago
IT'S JUST CABBAGE!
youthboysoniccomics 1 year ago 4
0:26...did he just yell out WHALE?
kamondawolf 1 year ago
I love how colin says the same thing as Wayne
thecheezycheez1996 1 year ago
"What are you talking about, Willis?"
<3 Colin is the best. xD
CelticGoddess111 1 year ago 8
LOL @ :25
Budogenkai 1 year ago
What are you talking about, Willis? rofl!
animefanatic533 1 year ago
Is stephen actually speaking german? if so, what is he saying? (besides "today germany tomorrow the world") i'm honestly curious!
Ellbell72 1 year ago
You know whats funny, Stephen Colbert is actually speaking real German
night7729 1 year ago 6
From a very famous speach hitler gave i dont know how he would know that
hendrix950 1 year ago
I love how colin takes their long sentences and says like 2 words, and Ryan takes the short sentences into a story within itself. also Stephen said Heute Deutschland, Morgen die Ganze Welt. Which is "Today Germany, Tomorrow the whole World".
tvboy223 1 year ago
I love how Stephen is actually speaking German and the translations are just so far off.
MyPaperBleedsInk 1 year ago 5
"ITS JUST CABBAGE!" Lmfao
EmoAliKat 1 year ago
"what are you talking about willis" peed myself a lil
hempartist420 1 year ago 3
IT'S...JUST...CABBAGE!!! 2:25
5210to444 1 year ago 5
Ich spreche Deutsch, und Sie ist gut. Sehr gut.
musicsonggal101 1 year ago
Hahahaha I didnt hear it the first time but then I heard it when I watched it again the guy yelling WHALE hahaha so funny
Azzabor 1 year ago
Stephen said: "Heute Deutschland, morgen die Welt!" - "Today Germany, tomorrow the world!"
TheStonCollector 1 year ago
omg that was an awesome playing!
SailorOmnia 1 year ago
I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH
rggfgjerjh 1 year ago
'Your wife?'
rhumbustification 1 year ago
I hurt myself laughing!
viridismonasteriense 1 year ago
WHALE!!!!!! 0:25
evanterwilliger 1 year ago
0:25 I blew soda out of my nose!!!. "WHALE!!!!" LMFAO
dimbobscout 1 year ago
What are you talking about willis?
fumpsee 1 year ago
LMAO..!!! at 0:25 you can actually see the guy screaming "WHALLEE!!" ..He's the 3rd row down, in the gray.
JoeBird76 1 year ago
The black actor, improvised german jibberish much better than Colbert.
MadMark2006 1 year ago
If you think that, you must be stupid. :1
nintendork0943 1 year ago
Thats because sometimes Colbert was speaking real German. At the end he says, "that is bad," and at one point he says "Today Germany and tomorrow the entire world." and I think that he says a real word at 2:22. The point of the game is to make up words, not say real ones.
C3P0meetsData 1 year ago
@C3P0meetsData The point is not to make up words, it's to sound german without being able to speak it. Even Sid Caesar used real words in his fake speaking. And Colbert DID sound more German than Wayne, who sounded more...scandinavian.
Dickking666 1 year ago
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When Colbert has his hand on Wayne's cheek (2:06) he licks his lips.
The man is a genius, really.
Eridewrite 1 year ago 7
I only have the season 1 vol.2 DVD of Whose line and this is not on it...Is it on Volume 1 for some weird reason? :S :'C
GIChiyo 1 year ago
"Today: Germany. Tomorrow: the world!"
LOL!!!
fafnir242 2 years ago 3
Stephen kinda sounded believable.
nintendork0943 2 years ago
He was speaking real German every once in a while.
Calcos323 1 year ago 5
YOUNG COLBERT!! that made my day
guygal12345 2 years ago 8
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Very funny to see, what Americans think German sounds like. Especially when your German and know that it doesn't sound like that... At least they had some German words in it and Colbert even got some sentences...
Geshode 2 years ago
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Ja.
I am learning German.
intellaricovision 2 years ago
@Geshode
You can't expect everyone to know every language.
When they did Vietnamese, they practically just listed Chinese foods. Which, as a Vietnamese person, I thought was really funny.
It's a joke.
KellyKeratin 2 years ago 2
Epic commercial!!!!!! XD
Instant sauerkraut FTW!!
MezzoForte4 2 years ago
"Une ine highin sightened, une da bischguiden, oi misguiden shiden"
LMFAO sounds so funny
Marrowni 2 years ago 4
Stephen Colbert is one of the greatest people who ever lived
JackMProductions 2 years ago 8
ITS JUST CABBAGE!
Marrowni 2 years ago 6
I laughed when Stephan Colbert quoted Hitler 1:22-1:24
XD
BigM161 2 years ago 8
really!? what did he say, i wish i knew german!
FinnishFuturist 2 years ago
He said: "Today, Germany, Tomorrow, the world!"
BigM161 2 years ago 82
A bilingual bonus. I wish I knew German.
crossedge 2 years ago
My dad, who speaks German fluently told me thats what he said. I know very little German myself, but I hope to one day just like my parents speak it fluently
BigM161 2 years ago
@BigM161 At what part did he say that?
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BigM161 1 year ago
@CelticGoddess111 He said it around 1:22. When he says it, it sounds like: Heute Deutschland, morgen die ganze Welt!
BigM161 1 year ago
0:25 Some guy randomly screams out "WHALE!!!!!!!" at the top of his lungs XXXXD LMFAO
metallicakixtotalass 2 years ago 245
LOL, so random that it almost killed me!
peps666 2 years ago 3
I didn't even notice that the first time.lol That's so awesome!!
fafnir242 2 years ago
@metallicakixtotalass Lol
feetsmeller89 1 year ago
I saw him.
youthboy14 1 year ago
@metallicakixtotalass LOL It's the guy in the black and grey stripes near the left side of the screen :P
ZooTycoonMaster 1 year ago
@metallicakixtotalass hee hee after seeing (and hearing) that I'm just imagining Wayne and Steven doing Dori from Finding Nemo! Uber LOL!
MissyChezoovy 1 year ago
@metallicakixtotalass LOL. He was in the shot. Did you see the girl cover her ears after that? He even looks angry. XD
omerta0414 10 months ago
"Yes. My wife. I've been gathering reports about you and her all over town! Driving around at all hours of the night being in diffeent restaurants! I hate you! I've always hated you from the first day I saw you! Some day I will kill you! You will bury you beneath the sea and never talk to you again! Kiss me?"
KerajaanNasi 2 years ago 6
wayne: dockin se spoot dockin se spoot
...
colin:dockin se spoot dockin se
hahahahaha
ImmynimmyX 2 years ago 9
Das unda need healings?
GoldentuskII 2 years ago
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monkeyfreak420 2 years ago
I had to pause after the 'What are you talking about Willis?' line. I laughed for a solid minute or two.
GaryAnyanka 2 years ago 6
1:40-2:07 Hilarious
Also, I wonder why Colbert doesn't have his glasses on. A dramatic removal would have fit the above scene perfectly.
SilentAssassin37 2 years ago 2
This was before he became the famous Satirist he is now.
armegeddis 2 years ago
love colin and ryan..they're the best!
darcimkire07 2 years ago
roflmfao
videogamenerd1991 2 years ago
GO COLBERT!!!
KirbyBrawler 2 years ago 3
I think Stephen was actually talking German. Wow. 5 stars.
weird4productions 2 years ago
Nah, he says seperate words such as:
eins - one
Deutschland - Germany
Welt - World
He also says a badly formulated sentence:
"Das ist keinen Sauerkrauten"
Which correctly translated would mean:
"That's not Sauerkraut"
But all in all it was good
Miryr 2 years ago 3
Don't forget:
"Das ist Shilt" (I can't spell it right)
Translates to:
"This is shit"
perlpower 2 years ago
Actually he only says
"It is..." since shit doesn't exist in German, it's called Scheisse.
Miryr 2 years ago
I guess he's rather trying to say:
"Das ist schlecht" which means "this is bad"
FlabbergastedDude 2 years ago
lol @ Whatchu talkin bout Willis.
TeaDoubleyou 2 years ago 3
I don't understand this part
fishbonezken 2 years ago
this show comes on wednesday at 11:00 P.M.
and maybe thursday but im not sure
NARNIAFAN32 2 years ago
I miss this show!! haha
mynametaken2 2 years ago 3
When was this?
TheNesteaPlunge 2 years ago
Yeah, I definitely noticed that stephen actually does know some German because although I don't speak it... He is making some sense. Maybe I am picking up some German from that german soap I watch. Ha ha
ditero8806 3 years ago 2
lol, collin pwned this 2
kingofk0sova 3 years ago 2
at 1.21 stephen says: "so heute deutschland - morgen die ganze welt!" - which means - "so today germany - tomorrow the whole world!" and.. haha what's kind of hillarious - it's a quote from a speech of hitler - used in there - i had to laugh so hardly!
by the way - i am german and quite some of the "words" they used are german.. like unten from wayne, meaning "down".. just funny as hell
Wandsock 3 years ago 3
I was just waiting for someone to say "Volkswagen" or some known German product. Lol they said Haggen Daas. close enough!
Matt3683683 3 years ago
i heard some audience member scream out volkswagen at 0:32 but i guess drew didnt hear it XP
fairyglade 3 years ago
Haha I speak german and Stephen looks like he actually knows some
LOL!
he said "morgen" and "welt" which means "Morning" and "world" starting at 1:22
AshleyMaxineO 3 years ago 2
i think Wayne's is more like dutch. :D
Cedrig88 3 years ago 4