Aside from loving the random crap on the walls (the painting looks Like Roseanne cuddling with a Shih Tzu!), your songs are hysterical. Perhaps 99 Cent Whore got dropped on her noggin a few too many times or drank a bit too much Jack back in her wild days; she is a bit slow. Love it! Happy Birthday Mary!
Damn She's Cute!
chicagohouseman 2 years ago
heart heart
gaborevo 3 years ago
22/f/single/cam! ne1 want to see?
blockxerin22 3 years ago
Another 99 cent classic. Worth every penny!
Danmill23 4 years ago
sweet fu--in goodness
WallaceKeysXperiment 4 years ago
5 sugary fucking stars.
DavidRandallCurtis 4 years ago
you are great
rugshort 4 years ago
Far cry from "The Magic Garden Song " huh?
Did you try toffee ?
moffrebus 4 years ago
Aside from loving the random crap on the walls (the painting looks Like Roseanne cuddling with a Shih Tzu!), your songs are hysterical. Perhaps 99 Cent Whore got dropped on her noggin a few too many times or drank a bit too much Jack back in her wild days; she is a bit slow. Love it! Happy Birthday Mary!
btrcup74 4 years ago
Her birthday is tomorrow. Her birthday is on April 18, 1968. She is going to 39. Happy Birthday Mary Birdsong. I hope your wishes will come true.
NicoleKidman1 4 years ago
"all i really have left is sugar...and coffee...and fucking. i didn't put coffee in the song though. cuz i couldn't rhyme it." ha. that's great.
scullydkfbi 5 years ago