Touhou - Night of Nights

[zomglolwoot]

O.O you are my hero

[tobeonhatnha]

bust out of laugh when i saw the RAM

[Trikshotz123]

Probably aisan

[yaddle92]

That flippin spoon was awesome!!

[MrAawesomegamer]

lol, memory card

[MrAawesomegamer]

@MrAawesomegamer i mean, computer things.

[SuperRandomdude12]

@MrAawesomegamer Ram stick?

[MrAawesomegamer]

@SuperRandomdude12 yes, that's it.

[Dancingdragon96]

2 possible reasons why he is so good

1. asian

2.deal with the devil

[BeaconFlame]

damn



[Tr0lIFaC3]

Omg great JOb



[uri0316]

DDR2 メモリワロタw

[S0me1weird]

2bucks.. anyone?

[coubie200]

LOL Weird but awesome

[Artgamer270TM]

so u r saying a comb, an earcleaner, a spoon, a stick, a circuit board, a disc, and a floopy disc are rulers?

[people just don't think sometimes]

[Silnik00]

Wtf ? -.-??

[ZelgadissGreywords]

O___O - my face, when he started playing with his RAM

[stickierklatuu]

every girls of the world would like those fingers :D...

[stellasniff]

what's the small white thing at 1:12?

[VirginneLargo]

@stellasniff I would say it is taht "wannabe spoon" that you get when you buy some coffe to go. But I'm not sure

[godlysmoking]

@stellasniff it looks like that stuff you use to stir coffee, idk kinda reminds me of it

[linkyanis06]

HOW HE MAKES???!!!!!!!!!

[linkyanis06]

XD XD XD XD OMFG !!!!!!!!!!!

[TheNotThatCoolGuy]

I actually laughed out loud after he broke out the RAM disk, then it just snowballed from there.

Freaking amazing!

[ezzbbj8]

At first I was like, "Man, he gets out of tune a lot," but then I remember he's playing a fucking ruler so I forgave him.

[kokyle779]

... so a comb is now a ruler. now all my classmates who run a beauty salon in the class can tell that to my pre-algebra teacher...

[excalibursystem]

Video duration: 3:14

The clock says: "This video lasts 7 minutes"

[Patcheresu]

@excalibursystem SAKUYA TIME

[excalibursystem]

@Patcheresu Yeah! XP

[TheTMSclayton]

HOLY

CRAP

[asht05166]

detected:

the clock has past 6 minutes,but this song is 3 minutes long.

[TheRapmanOO]

Meanwhile in some office...

[vmaik04]

2:12 i LOL'ED SO HARD!!!

[Bringin88]

He just needs to work on his transitions a little bit. Apart from that, it's amazing! I wanna do this myself!

[VGHOST008]

2:13 unexpectedly XD

[BrainCorpVideo]

@VGHOST008 Interesting choice of materials alright. Amazing sound! We should contact Intel.

[paramonecuntwhore]

Just goddamit japanese magic.

[megaboundz]

512% WIN

[MasterFlipnote]

WOW THATS EPIC!

I LUV JAPAN!



[hikaruhatake1]

He fingered a girl once...Funeral will be held on friday

[suzushirou]

I didn't know spoons, combs, ear cleaners, and sticks of RAM were "rulers"

[epeTm]

ASIANS

[937olter]

how do you play the ruler?

[XTunez1029]

Asian powa

[MeagantheHedgefox]

Now I wish I was Asian. And maybe if I was Asian, I would be better at piano too. (I'm intermediate, but I could be much better)

[lafwins]

wat is up with asians and their hands..... always, if it has something to do with asians and their hands, it's always something fast... AAAAHHHHHH im asian! y cant i do that?!

[CreeprThaReaper]

@lafwins Not asain enough

[937olter]

@CreeprThaReaper asian*

[IReallyCantPickAName]

i came here after watching PSG XD

[xXY05HiXx]

that was probably his first try

[niko6454]

Level: asian ....challenge accepted

[silvenflame]

the video is sped up, unfortunately... the clock goes from 10:00:00 to something like 10:06:30, but the video is around 3 minutes and 14 seconds long!

he sped up the video about 2x.

Still, it's pretty neat how he gets the pitch right. And it's good that he actually puts a clock there to show it's been sped up.

[TheStrangerkill]

Easy

Medium

Hard

Asian

[XenoVionX]

@TheStrangerkill ... noooooo.... im asaint and im pretty sure... pretty sure i cant do that either.

[XenoVionX]

@XenoVionX ... i spelled asian wrong...

[XenoVionX]

@XenoVionX engrish is hard.

[LordVeldrin]

@TheStrangerkill it's touhou. so...

Easy

Normal

Hard

Lunatic

Extra

Asian

[CrimsonDragon298]

@TheStrangerkill Correction: Easy

Medium

Hard

LUNATIC

[LordVeldrin]

@CrimsonDragon298 few comments lower i already corrected. ^^

[vidkte]

i wish my comb was as cool as yours

[U83RPWN3R]

Shit got real when he brought out the RAM.

[MariaJones101]

:O

[Atomicbomb210]

Mother of Jesus !!! Oo ... He isn't human !! oO

[JingleJoe]

He is the god of twanging.

[Katingaan]

Mother of God...

[Makkesmacka]

I never get bored of this:D:D

[Suladan79]

No, it clearly is sped up. Just look at the second hand at the beginning of the video. But yeah, who cares? It's still awesome to watch

[NotTonTon]

EVEN A FUCKING CIRCUIT BOARD?!

[drummerboy7516]

@NotTonTon no just ram

[NotTonTon]

@drummerboy7516 circuit board = anything that has a board with components in it

[youtabeer]

oh god I have a bug and I can't pause the video

Hold on someone's talking to me

....

...

*in distance* It isn't?

Back, guys.

Turns out it isn't a bu-

[killzonegamer123]

were did u get that one pice ruler

[sonichaven]

this is totally possible. and it doesn't matter if its sped up slightly, it's amusing and isn't that what counts? he still took the time to get the patterns and notes right.

[drummerboy7516]

@sonichaven the best part is its not sped up just poopy vid quality

[FarewellRocketShip1]

You got on Amazinglife247! :D

[TheLost66]

It's a fake, look at the duration of the video and look at the time indicated on the alarm clock. 3.14 minutes at home is not equal to 7 minutes.

[Gills1710]

@TheLost66 *facepalm* seriously? Did you really just say that?

[Xiltix25]

Its a musical when he faps

[emilcoolman987]

This is impossible to do.

I tried and i think i just had a one fourth of his speed, so this is impossible.

If u dont believe me just trie your self.

[xSwitchB1ade]

@emilcoolman987 Dude, look at the clock, this is double speed. the video is 3 minutes and the clock moves 6.

[GamerCheatsForAll]

@emilcoolman987 lmfao the kids asian..

[emilcoolman987]

it is fast forward

[emilcoolman987]

no it is not you ticlou2789

[ticlou2789]

is it me or i watched 3 minutes of video and 5 minutes passed on his clock??

[PhiNeXHK]

I came here after watchign 2bucks vid.

[sonic5993]

That's it, go home everybody, Internet is officially over and done.

[Elekid11]

One Piece ruler.

Win.

[Italianu34]

9GAG

[swampertkamm85]

@Italianu34 9GAG is Reddit's annoying little brother.

[DeadlyNightshadeZ]

No matter what you do,

there is an Asian better than you.

[SmashMaster83]

Only Japan people. ONLY JAPAN.

[JamonjiW]

Ram Hero x.x;

[TheSPARTANJ13]

Even if you couldn't see the color of his skin, you'd know he  was Asian.

[thx134]

who just has RAM laying around

oh thats right I DO!!!

[RayFanful]

No... he just didn't play that like that..... THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[LenLoverAkashi]

OMG WHEN HE PLAYED THE RAM!!!! I WAS LIKE (80

[musicProAyodance]

i tried it with my computer ram and it broke down :( now i have no ram :(

[Kyuubi1161]

Holy shit, mad skills! :O

[MrSchovers]

let's play,... STRANGE OBJECT HERO :P

[Dornatum]

True Touhou fans like him find this a common daily practice.

[itsfknChris]

You can get lead poisoning from making contact with RAM.

[uri0316]

@itsfknChris Tell that to Dell, HP, XFX, Corsair, and every other major Computer equipment manufacturer/assembler...

[Axrezize]

no doubt that this guy is asian :D

[EDing9420]

At 2:12... Is that... A computer chip? ... WHO MAKES MUSIC WITH A FRIGGIN RAM!?

[TheGlobinguy]

2:34 lovin that round ruler

[Cmcd1997]

*SNAP!* ..... Dammit -_-

[estlib]

DAT FLOPPY BASS

[cheesewheel]

This.... is fucking amazing

[Malcis2401]

My guess is that the clock is there to show he's not speeding it up

[heston0213]

@Malcis2401 But he is speeding it up, the clock goes really fast. Watch it.

[champion5545]

I guess speeding it up causes it to produce these noises..

[MrMoroes]

>_< - Not sure if pitch-shifted or real

[35p3nm03]

Meh...Chuch Norris can do that with his dick! :D

[whatzzzzuppp]

AWESOME MAN =))

[hayleylikesninjadino]

one piece ruler FOR THE WIN. :D

[vn3332]

EXTREME TALENT!!

[vn3332]

DANNNG YOU ARE A MUSICAL GENIUS!!!

[vn3332]

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[duyloc91]

MASTURBATION MAKES PERFECT

[Shafuc23]

WOW! A one piece ruler. I mean sugoi~

[A0DBOB]

Never change Japan... never change please.,

[TouhouPorn]

@A0DBOB I don't think it ever changes?

[XAnImEzLoVeRX]

@A0DBOB oh man, if that happens :(

[xXDaziiXx]

HOLY SNAP.

[YouBeenBaked]

U NO UR ASIAN WHEN...

[13mungoman13]

*snap*

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU--

[gundamgpo1fan]

one piece ruler made it more epic

[blazzor80]

I like the part where it boings

[Jetzoh]

LOL used to do this in elementary school... only i didnt smoke cocaine first...

[Smushed001]

@Jetzoh you dont smoke cocaine hahaha

[Sugarcult2009]

I l liked the part where it made *boing boing boing*

[bistaify]

HOLY FUCKING MOTHER OF GOD D:

[LordDarkeX]

*boing boing boing boing boing boing snap*

[PizzaNuggetz]

Hehe, new MW3 perk

"Asian" and "Asian Pro"

Asian allows you to mindrape enemies and have them not to be able to shoot for half a second for each bullet you shoot into them and pro ups this to one second

[MiniVegeta]

looks like two people are doin this

[WindWalker940]

i am now becoming the father of my pants child

[Aschenbecherrr]

The RAM sounds so awesome :D

[konpaaku]

this is how he lost his fingerprints.

[rileytyfy]

1,279 treid this, failed and respect him.

11 treid, sucseeded and thought it was easy. :3

[pebblesjc3498]

I tried this... I broke three rulers!

[XenoDogg]

11 people attempted this and broke their RAM.

[xomgitsyoshi]

Level Asian

[WickedRaptor]

All of my WAT?!

[MysticSkySpirit]

Bet he can finger a girl allll night long ;)

[niko6454]

coreano del mal maligno D=

[nameistaken]

that's very slightly sped up, look at the clock. But I mean only sped up a bit, and it's still impressive.

[XxFirestar912xX]

OMFG THE FLOPPY (-1MB)

[XxFirestar912xX]

NO NOT THE RAM D:

[wafflemen911]

@desmondo2006 I know right

[chewold]

11 people tried this and failed.

[coolkingbol]

@chewold does that mean 1,376 of us actually tried and sucessfully did it or?

[Dulence2]

@chewold Oh, so what? 1408 people tried this and succeeded?

[desmondo2006]

Asians...

[StuckInADitch]

Do you have a No BGM version of this?

[Ultrox007]

the clock is there to show you that this is sped up to x2

[juppipoju]

I want One Piece ruler too 8(

[goldengangstagirl54]

where is he getting all these things? walmart?

[ZachX888]

Epic.

[TeamKonoKokoro]

wat

[NaotoShir0gane]

What a baller.. :)

[shadowh511]

at 2:12 he plays it on a stick of ram

[kenzibro]

let me play you the song of my people.

[FerdieFB23]

Very creative!!

[Lonipok]

OH My Reimu......Meiling dammit........Sakuya is pissed...i think or liking this....Marisa is going to steal the magic rulers.

[jodzjcm]

Holy cow...a RAM CARD!

[ShadowCyrsed]

surprise, surprise...he's Asian

[Gr0undMaster]

I didn't know RAM could make that sound. It's time to experiment

[PrjctFallout]

@Gr0undMaster I've known it could. Slow times working at a computer repair shop teach you a lot of things.

[JudgementDesu]

@Gr0undMaster My ram is one of those shielded gaming ones i can't make sound >_<

[CrescentGames]

He played a memory stick XD

[frandaman27]

The ruler is now a legitimate musical instrument.

[joeltanlehao]

@frandaman27 you forgot about the other things that he used