Chuck Battles Himself: The Chuck Norris Show

[115xxxCeReAlKi11eRxx]

@SuperDeathbymonkey No.

[SuperDeathbymonkey]

Is that actually Chuck Norris? Chuck Norris once kicked a revolving door and it created a vortex and sucked in everything within a 50 mile radius except for Chuck

[SuperDeathbymonkey]

Is that actually Chuck Norris?

[hitlersinmyhouse]

if you had included the british sas instead of shitty mi6, the sas wouldve kicked ass

[MrSmithyistheman]

I sharpened a pencil in my bum - now i need a bandaid

[TheMcg197]

kaloan999 iamnuff1992 your both wrong chuck norris is the greatest milatary organsation everywhere

[kaloan999]

Navy Seals , Mossad , SAS and Spetznaz . THISE ARE THE TOUGHEST YOU IDIOT .

[TheEmoscreamo15]

@kaloan999 no, chuck norris is the toughest.IDIOT

[123imadoofus]

chuck norris doesnt breathe air, he holds it hostage

[SuperWing0]

i want more 

[pepsieholik]

and you took the blue pill.

[menmenm]

lame

[iamnuff1992]

the SAS is the best special forces team of all time, they have the highest standards.

and "chuck's" real name? Carlos Ray Norris.

no, really. google it.

[iamnuff1992]

the SAS is the best special forces team of all time, they have the highest standards.

[MountMarcyNY]

What a classic piece of right wing macho phony bullshite. No wonder why the cons live him so much, he's such a mental midget theocon bully who kicks butt.

[KyUuTiP]

chuck norris blocks punches with his face

[totalpwnage100]

some say chuck norris was a gift of the gods but the truth is the gods were a gift of chuck norris

[sodahawk]

terrance stop wearing mascara plz

[PainlessTragedy]

I masterminded 911 - come and blow up your own Country you damn fools. I predicted it in 1999 in a school book report.

[PainlessTragedy]

MOSSAD carried out the attacks of 9/11 Almost all the Highjackers where from Egypt and Saudi Arabia,Yemen. Another minor clue. 

[MountMarcyNY]

@PainlessTragedy You mean since the 9/11 hijackers came from countries that hate Israel, that means Israel was behind it?

[TheDimitris1999]

man chuk norris farted again on hirosima!why doesnt he let those people live?

[ednert121]

all rights do not belong to there creators but to CHUCK NORRIS

[thebestsumoeva]

This is pretty stupid...

[ub3rn00b6]

Human cloning is outlawed because if two Chuck Norris' Roundhoused kicked each other at the same time, it would reinitiate the destroy the universe.

[internalpeaceseeker]

chuck norris has 1000 kids

[gamedude753]

if jesus can walk on water chuck norris can swim on land

[RiskofNation]

some people wear superman pajamas, superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

[ed1222]

i would feel sorry for the real norris having to watch this, but i'm too scared to ._.

[spongefan1]

If Chuck Norris really fought himself the universe would have sex with itself, have a retarded baby, and domestic violence would ensue.

Imagine the FUCKING CHAOS. D:<

[PorGaymer]

i heard his dead body was found without a head.

[TwoguyswhocantSkate]

who's

[martins2209]

"go chuck yourselves" XD

[poupa89]

fake and gay

[co0leo56]

imagine if the real chuck norris sees this he would kick his ass lol

[ADignefiedRage]

fag

[mavflight8]

i bet your mom is proud of u

[UnderKhan]

"I'm Not Gonna Fight You Chuck, Ever".

[xeres1]

This it what happens when you try to impersonate chuck

[xxxxDooDLeZxxxx]

chuck's so funny

[whitliggett]

Nice effort but you're just not funny.

[Cenarrion]

Dude...you will die, chuck norris will get you for mocking him

[TheArtur75]

true that Chuck Norris will round house kick ur head off

[mantutis1]

bruce lee died becouse he humiliated chuck norris at that movie, acording to the old wise man chuck norriss was payed 100 million dollers to lose to bruce lee, still chuck killed him after

[hejjagheterpal]

Chuck Norris is currently suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls "everything around me"

[ridicule401]

ok thts wrong

[elmarco1984]

LOL 1688..and 0!

[fuzzshitboy]

jesus could on water but chuck norris can swin throgh land

[slipknot08071]

dude he only lost to bruce lee cos it was bruce lees movie

[elmarco1984]

No, its cause he shaved that morning , losing the power of the beard

[lsl70]

He keeps saying he has zero losses but he did lose to Bruce Lee once.

[ark999999]

hes everyone saw bruce lee kill him but hes walking around fine and bruce lee... not so much

[ed1222]

i just came.

[futurokazekage]

I LOVE THE INTRO

[tate9000]

fuck chuck norris, he is not that awsome, he died, didn't he?

(if you cant tell, i hate my life)

[alovething]

I WANT TO GET CHUCKED!

[cyco2kill]

and it sucks:))

[TheStickKid]

After a long time of Chuck Norris kicking ass he now has learned a new ability: he can kill anybody without even touching them by looking them. so if Chuck Norris sees you, your already dead!

also dont mess with Chuck Norris. this is not funny and he will kick your ass!

[claw3966]

so he is weegee except he is 10 times more badass

[ed1222]

ex-freakin-zactly.

[K0NGcz]

hey man youre messing with the wrong guy :D

[lordmoog]

Chuck will fuck you

[jacktaylor23]

s.a.s versus mossad s.a.s would win lol mossad suck compared to them

[thundaa123]

im guesing this guy died of roundhouse related injurys

[GMMisha]

you neither make fun of Bruce Lee nor Chuck Norris... I guess Darwin Award...

[RabbitsDontDie]

Not even chuck norris can beat up chuck norris

[shqfy]

chuck norris doesnt scream.hes always cold as ice.

[bobsuruncle22]

If Chuck Norris fought Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win

[snakeweirdo]

What's funny about this?

[myganic]

chuck norris doesn't sleep, he waits....

[ixonixas]

dude don't laught of chuck, cuz he can kill you anywhere with his one hand!!!

[JayRocFly]

HE IS LUCKY!!!!

if chuck would EVER see this, all of our computers would explode, just because we saw a guy imitate him

this guy better hope chuck doesnt see this

[Keyboardist57]

true dat...

[tredlow]

Chuck Norris sees all.

[LoweJoe]

There are no weapons of mass destruction in the middle east. Chuck Norris live in Oklahoma

[thegod634]

chuck norris will roundhouse kick him to death (with one kick)

[airsoftguy111]

lol, this is funny.... they need 2 make another video of this fagot

[SluggoNick]

i'll let you use a machete... really?... yeah... but no

[jayyaj23]

chuck norris is the toughest millatry organisation

[aeroxfans]

chuck norris dont walk byhimself...the ground walks for him

[tallicalad]

SAS pwn all :)

[cwood4ever]

Nope Chuck Norris would kill them all with a simply flick of the finger.

[KrausDelian]

that show is impossible,if they make a virtual chuck, the computer will:

1) Blow up because is too much power for a simply machine

2) Evolve and transform in what we call now "Optimus Prime"

3) Be destroyed by Chuck Norris because only him can rule the world (he is asleep rigth now, thats why we are like this shit =()

let's pray to make chuck norris awake and bring us a better time

Chuk Norris isn't god, if we say that he will kill us bcause we are saying him that he doesnt have the power he has

[porknzbeans]

the real chuck will kill him

[dupar1]

i think that guy will die... the REAL Chuck WILL kill him

[xMonicaGrowlsx]

the real reason y bruce lee die, IS because of chuck norries

[scorpiusaries]

this show sucks as not the slightest bit funny.

[patlife2]

If chuck norris fought himself, he would win. perioud.

[AliParada]

this guy was kill by chuck for try to say that he was him.

[Valdrag]

Wrong, I am a texan and I love the rangers, But the USMC kicks all ass

[Chrisbrow3n]

chuck norris lost to bruse lee

[Hobo101xxx]

every one lost to Bruce Lee

[Chrisbrow3n]

yep very try :)

[Rcee01]

since bruce lee is gone, Chuck is number 1

[holydude502]

i typed chuck norris,s fist on youtube,now i got a black eye =(

[Imnotspencer]

hey type in "google chuck norris" and hit feeling lucky on google and tell me what happens its awesome dude!!! no lie

[WATCHER353]

If you removed the audio and visual parts of this video, it would be quite good.

[joeyyadeadhomie]

If you google chuck norris, You will get a message saying, You do not find him, He finds you.

[SAWaustralia]

yeh and if u google "chuck norris getting his ass kicked" ull get 2 results because it just doesnt happen lol

[cheesecakechocolate]

The power of chuck kicking his own ass destroyed my computer.

[wizardcam]

"Navy Seals are like angry Pegasuses, with gills." Awesome! LOL

[wraithspirits]

If you spell chuck norris wrong on google, Instead of getting a message saying "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" You only get a message that says run while you still can

[21blue64]

xD xD xD

[daetherbunny]

That flag in the video is improperly hung.

[19mason89]

no one cares

[matthyasex]

Chuck norris is beast

[CHASEDPIE]

25.000th view

[KittyCatSky]

I agree with roxasman64 and bigjack48...

No use locking your doors either, a Chuck-stare and they're down xx

[21blue64]

O.O

[bigjack48]

chuck is coming to get you for this

[roxasman64]

chuck norris will destroy u for dis

[gittabitta]

chuck norris once store death in the face, till death ran away

[sasmas1545]

tht was dumb

[sk4t3b0arder]

your dumb =D

[spitfire690]

lol Navy SEALs...they're best tactic as "confusing the enemy with fire" then turning around and running. JTF2 is the best

[Finnerrrsss]

Some people say that chuck norris's tears could cure cancer, but chuck norris never crys.

[Spyes23]

Well, he didn't kill him, it was a tie, so no one lost... but Chuck won.

[Shadow4059]

i dont even think this is chuck and hes a poser... this suck balls sorry but i call it like i see it my martial arts master have chuck norris his 1st degree black belt he has lost before... hes not that great and he cant even do a roundhouse kick u retards he does it horribily I KNOW because i know the guy.... so hes cool and all but hes over poppular with the nerds of the world so go ahead vote me down but its true and the truth hurts and bruce lee kicked chucks ass in a tournament.

[USnavy2K10]

no shit.. its a comedy sketch. grow up

[KillerInstinct2006]

Bruce Lee kicked Chuck's ass in a movie, not a tournament. Chuck and Bruce never legitimately competed against one another. Also it's blantantly obvious by your post that you have no sense of humor what so ever!

[sasmas1545]

ummmmmm no he didnt. Chuck Norris can ROUND HOUSE KICK he has done it in karate championships. Oh and by the way Chuck Norris has won 6 world karate championships

[convergecult]

Fine, but I got knives.

[betwixtX]

go ahead, ill be waiting

[pkoholic]

Come on then, I'm waiting as well, because you're too stupid to know that these comments don't do anything

[civictoocool]

lol i could beat chuck norris ass anyday

[gamerzilla666]

No one can beat Chuck

[KillerInstinct2006]

Bruce Lee did in the movie "Way of the Dragon". Plus Chuck has been defeated several times in various martial arts tournaments.

[theangrysquirel]

wait bruce lee died in a movie or he beat chuck norris in a movie

[KillerInstinct2006]

Bruce Lee kicked Chuck's ass in the movie "Return of the Dragon". It's also known as "Way of the Dragon". Bruce Lee purposely avoided a rematch with Chuck by dyeing though.

[killadog2]

im not talkin about now im talkin about then smart one

[StonerBenInnit]

Chuck Norris Doesnt Read Books , He Just Stares At Them Until They Surrender Their Information .

[mr88bright88]

why the hell would someone mess with chuck norris, they should ask the last person that messed with chuck norris, oh wait chuck norris made him disappear with a round house kick

[killadog2]

he means 1,667-1 Bruce lee kicked his ass in that one movie Bruce lee all the fucking way

[zyldyks]

It was just a fucking movie dude, bruce lee was suppose to win..

[killadog2]

so Bruce lee still could kick hi ass

[zyldyks]

How do you know that?

[killadog2]

i know cuz Bruce lee is a better fight and i think he uses jet kwan doe i think you spell it like that anyways thats a fucking powerfull style and he is kick ass to know that

[SaultyevilandJetson]

Bruce Lee is dead though, there is no way a dead man could kick Chuck Norris' ass.

[B00NYK]

Terry looks like he could kick "Chuck"'s ass.

[mandocarrillo]

dumb

[0Tillz0]

funny, but unfortunately chuck will have to kill the makers of this, and probably me for typing this.

[tubehax]

rofl at the hair product

[005davidragon]

if that's chuck norris, chuck norris should kill chuck norris.

[abysoss]

That is not possible because if Chuck Norris kills Chuck Norris that means that Chuck Norris has been killed, and everyone knows that Chuck Norris cannot die.

[sasmas1545]

he did die it was a tie. and ties go to the defending champion

[sasmas1545]

oops i meant to say not die. lol. ooooops

[morbidiqua]

I think there could have been more "Chucking off" jokes. Especially with the exercise device. "You too can Chuck yourself" or even a silly "Up Chuck" joke. It's not bad... but it could have been more over the top. Maybe even faster paced.

[rfs94]

Ah... THAT was chucking not funny. Chuck off ya chucking pussy

[DaKamodo]

Go chuck your mom, faggotizer!

[xProsperz]

GO CHUCK URSELF

[KillEveryoneKillPhil]

lmao!!

[MosesGunn]

National Lampoons is... Hell I don't know. Did they start going downhill before or during Christmas Vacation part 2?

[lank05]

LMAO @ 2:43!

fucking hilarious!

[Diabl0658]

Il let you use a machette

Really? No, still no

[xrailing]

i wonder if chuck ever makes a clone of himself and they fight each other, who would win?

[Defcon5Es]

He looks like him from the distance HAHAHA. Cut Off Tank Shirt HAHAHAHAHA

[remedysnick]

ROFLMAO

Chuck Norris, LOL xD

[Isaruta]

this is not chuck norris, the face is not right

[topher01]

ya think???

[lootplx]

omg he just did the CHUCK NORRIS ROAR!!!

[jordanluvscharlie]

that aint chuck

he should know not to fuck with chuck

chucks obviously rounhouse kicked his ass cause i aint seen any more vids from this guy

[Elfthemovie]

im suddenly suicidal.

chuck norrisis shit.

[ih8kyran]

u r shit

[XXhuddy23XX]

i thought hed be like david hasselhof lol

[cjjtheone]

WOW so many people love Chuck Norris, this was my first time seeing him, now i know he's a morron. XD

[Catlin11]

You have it so wrong man....so wrong indeed

[arch529]

Lmfao 5:35 Is so funny hahahahahaha

[danap666]

yea u are.

[Aerba54]

Am I the only decent person who thinks Chuck Norris is an A+ Douche? And he sux????

[TenorSaxDogVideos]

I don't think he's a douche (he is a bit of a jerk though). But, I do think he's 500,000,000% over rated. He is kind of the definition of arrogant american..

Yes. Oh and you should shut your mouth before chuck fin