The Perils of Lesbianity

[AutumnXEmber]

XD so terrible... terribly hilarious! but I do admit to changing a few girls over ;D i didn't give them the waistcoat or slacks though. im cheap XP

[113890405]

"As Seen On: Actual Lesbians!"

Haha, I love you guys.

[KissingHandz]

CRAP! GIRLS! THEY'RE ONTO US!

[MsHappyChinchilla]

did anyone notice the lesbians hairy legs... lol

[BringYerOwnBomb]

"The Game of Flats"

[TheMimiloveless]

lmao

[cccherri]

Go Home!

[thisgirlie14]

Lol if any of this were true I wud be the straightest lesbian alive XD

[didithejanetfan13]

"Secretly guarding the secrets of the female clitoris" haha. Lesbians get shit done!!!

[MrSnatchfan]

@didithejanetfan13 unlike boy faggots, laddy faggots really don't play in shit..it's just like you said!

[didithejanetfan13]

@MrSnatchfan What a way to put it!! haha :P

[MrImagayguy]

@MrSnatchfan get the fuck out of here with that goddamn word

[jadalovesjordyn]

Tell me why the lezz had to look like Bart....WTF

[Rabboleth]

Hmm... I have a fondness for carpet munching and an aversion to churches... holy crap, NO... I don't WANT a mullet! O_O

[DisturbedVamp]

hahaha camel toe

[ColonelCuban6419]

You sir, are just a Satire Genius...

[jaydee8st1]

oooooo no my ili sis is a lesbo noooooooooo !

[Nellynoodlebums]

Lesbianity~lol

[boomingpearl]

never heard it called lesbianity

[Unknownboi88]

Omg love the idea of evil lesbians breaking into girls houses and turning them in to muff divers

[BenjyT27]

@eibon81 - "Anyone who doesn't "get" them is clearly suffering from the terrible disease of Political Correctness." - or they might just have a different sense of humour to you. I found this quite amusing - but it is fairly stupid and ignorant to insult anyone with a different sense of humour to you - and utterly ignorant to state that any such person only does so due to "political correctness"

[thecooltactition81]

Haha the "muff medula"

[wollygoggles]

"With troubling notions of carpets and beans" I completely lost my shit at that. Wow!

[Olvera443]

fanatic people

[marsjunkiegirl]

I don't get the 'carpets and beans' reference, and it's not on urban dictionary... -_-

[HatedandLovedUU]

@marsjunkiegirl 'carpet munching' and 'flick bean' they are in the urban dictionary and should clear it up for you :)

[marsjunkiegirl]

@HatedandLovedUU Oh, urban dictionary, how you always inform me of euphemisms I'd be quite well in not knowing about XD

Also, if your username means you're a unitarian, hi from a fellow uu:) If not, hi anyway. XD

[HatedandLovedUU]

@marsjunkiegirl kinda sorta still a uu at heart lol UUs are an awesome bunch glad to meet another :D

[ddawn23]

I never realized Bart Simpson was a lesbian.

[mentalrectangle]

now do one for transsexuals

[DoctorRainbow8321]

but..but.. i thought i was a lesbian. have i been wrong this whole time?!

[RPSM101]

@DoctorRainbow8321 If you believe yourself to suffering from the symptoms of Lesbianity, consult a professional and you may receive treatment of counselling and maybe even an experimental new drug known as "tridixagain".

[rg0057]

1:45 "... the secrets of the female clitoris...".

Wait. Wait, just a minute.

Does this mean there is a MALE clitoris? Holy crap. Where is it?

[Ozarkeree]

@rg0057 Guarded by the male lesbians, of course.

[Hannahcarbons]

I'm waiting for my waistcoat and slacks to arrive in the mail.

[SpartanMInecraft]

Keep up the amazing videos!

[esspears]

Oh shoot! Where did I put those damned leaflets?!

[Tabroxfcc]

@esspears you left them with me, now I'm out converting innocent women to lesbianity! haha!

[jmdnarri]

LMAO Thanks for educating me so I don't fall victim to Lesbianism

[dminyourroom]

I find this mildly hilarious! it has reminded me that I have clitoris secret guarding duty next month thankyou

[freakymarie]

Uhoh, it's light outside! *takes laptop and watches video again from the depths of the closet*

[KL0098]

Hilarious! I love the scratchy image, like an old movie. Very well made.

[LaTraviesaCubanita]

Super just watched "Xena" season 1 on dvd...

[carries1179]

Thanks MisterSharp... keep up the fabulous work.

[fallon115]

Awesome video!  Nothing like exposing the "the truth" of the Lesbian menace. LOL

[MrTulip65]

Thankyou for informing me about this evil menace

[twigg777]

this is awesome they need to be stopped!!!!!!

[thefamouscommenter]

I present you with a waist coat and a pair of casual slacks and welcome you into lesbian- i mean thank you for this funny video...yeah that's right. :D

[valkin15]

omg....i lol'd so hard with your voice going, "BUT HELLO.......WHATS THIS?!"

[Shteve67]

If there is a Church of Mister Sharp, I would like to join!

[MisterSharp]

Thank you for watching all, and don't forget to show your admiration for Thaddeus Cheesecake on Facebook. He really does appreciate the support!

[UrbanBeast55]

Well, I'm off to go fill the minds of young women with subtle flower analogies-darkness has fallen :D

[fortherun]

:o I guess I'm not a lesbian.... but I was so sure! haha XP

[SailorSaturn1172]

First of all, don't diss Xena, it was an awesome show -_- second of all, I was starting to think this video was funny until I realize you people are serious O.o; Mind you I only go for men but humans are not the only creatures or even mammals that are heterosexual. Third of all, women feminists are not to be flamed, a male human wrote the bible from free will given by God, therefore it could be twisted and corrupt. Back in the day women were praised and worshiped like you believe men should be.

[SailorSaturn1172]

@SailorSaturn1172 Ran out of characters! Hehe Last of all, I'm not dissing the person who made this, I think it's funny as heck X> And I like your other videos too, I'm simply stating an opinion on people I think are taking this too seriously :)

[ObamaGoesPostal]

im sure your a christfuck

[ShinobiPhoenix]

Final proof of the scum and evil of LESBIANS! Behold and hold steadfast against this threat! We shall overcome!

[allenrw3]

@ShinobiPhoenix this is satire. which means it's not serious. this vid proves nothing other than pure comedy genius. calm down.

[ShinobiPhoenix]

@allenrw3 That's ironic, since you don't seem to get comedic sarcasm. ;)

Satire in response to satire.

[allenrw3]

@ShinobiPhoenix not really. seeing as it's impossible to pick up sarcasm in comments. unless you say you're being sarcastic. which you didn't. anyone could've made the same mistake i did.

[ShinobiPhoenix]

@allenrw3 You couldn't be more wrong. I don't know where you come from, but maybe you should cut your losses.

But let's cut to the chase, your whole reason for writing me at all is because you didn't see it and felt like thinking you could one-up someone only to have it backfire in your face and now instead of stopping upon finding out the truth, you want to make a deal of it. Get the last word like most of the youth of America?

Is it worth it?

[allenrw3]

@ShinobiPhoenix no i didn't pick up on it. i said that. no one could either. sarcasm is a tone. which isn't easily picked up on in youtube comments. i'm not making a deal out of anything. all i'm saying is, in the future if you're kidding, just say so. maybe someone won't make the same mistake i did. notice i said i made a mistake. if you want to keep being a dick, that's your choice. i'm just explaining why i thought you were serious. because you didn't say you weren't.

[ShinobiPhoenix]

@allenrw3 A: You don't explain sarcasm, it rather defeats itself if you do. Just like you shouldn't have to explain a joke (and usually: not laugh at it).

B: You can express any emotion in words, that's how writing works. If you really couldn't pick up something that purposely over the top as sarcastic satire, you just can't. I do, others do, and others still really don't. I love how I'm a dick for defending myself from something you started. That's necessary though, right?

[WhichDoctor1]

@ShinobiPhoenix The thing is that your "purposely over the top" comment is identical to many comments made by people who are totally serious.

There is no way of distinguishing irony and sarcasm without either context or tone of voice. All it takes is a simple emoticon to forestall confusion. Sorry for being a bore, I'll shut up now.

[alfyakuza]

@allenrw3 @ShinobiPhoenix

The lack of sincerity was quite apparent in my opinion.

[vicgran08]

lmao hiding in closets or bushes at night

[DrewDNinja]

jajajajajaja normal house activities xD rock paper scissors

[emmers57]

I am sworn to guard the secrets of the clitoris!

[juliench1]

ROFLMFAO!!! carpets and beans!!!

[TowerToons]

i love this vid i have watched it 80 times

[MissPandaRox]

Just to add on.

I watched Xena as a kid :D XD I loved it.

[MissPandaRox]

*laughs so hard she keels over in her chair*

Brilliant!! :D

[masic88]

*SPOILER* *SPOILER* *SPOILER* *SPOILER*

"But, hello — what's *This*?"

*gleefully_menacing-looking member of 3rd Sex drops in*

*SPOILER* *SPOILER* *SPOILER* *SPOILER*

*SPOILER* *SPOILER* *SPOILER* *SPOILER*

somehow, i get the feeling that the "bean" makes reference to a more intimate part of a woman's body.

*SPOILER* *SPOILER* *SPOILER* *SPOILER*

[masic88]

to us americans, your british pronunciation of certain words makes it all the more humour'us — i would not think of one's wanting to chastise bi-valve mollusks, for example.

[luigifan07]

thumbs up if u think lesbians r awesome

[Katina430]

(snort) That was awesome! 'Scuse me while I go nosh on a camel toe, while dressed in my waist coat and slacks and watch Xena.

[JncGwen]

AH HA! now i fully understand why i burst into flames while entering churches.

[oldvision]

Funny stuff!  Refreshing silliness!

[xsultrysongstress79x]

"Operates cunningly"...in my head that went...*Operates cunnilingusly* ;)

[sparklesandcoke]

i laughed soooo hard!

[chriscutiee]

CAMEL TOES LOL

[missgreenverde]

devouring camel toes:) hahaha

[emmasareen]

OH MY!!! So frikkin funny! i love all the inuendos!!

[slashfilledmind]

As a member of the 3th sex, I love this vid. Great humor!

[srs9218]

Made my day :D Thanks!

[dakoneko]

These videos are the best. long live MisterSharp!

[parsnip23x]

Don't get your knickers in a knot! It's satire. And very funny.

This lesbian likes it.

[archigodess]

I don't understand at 0:32 "with puzzling notions of carpets and beans"

what is he referring to?

[erthemama]

@archigodess

Carpets: Many lesbians are referred to as "carpet munchers".

Beans: A nickname for les-beans.

[ipayno]

this is only offensive to anyone who shares the views so brilliantly ridiculed- brilliant stuff! the muff medulla hahahaha

[eligarf0001]

good stuff! thanks for the laugh

[imfamoushero]

The Game of Flats. Oh god, that made me laugh so hard. This could be seen as offensive but it's so damn funny that i don't really care. Mister Sharp keep it up man. It's one hell of a video.

[MisterSharp]

I'd like to thank all of those who have shared this video and all those who have given positive and inspiring comments. It's nice to see that people have seen this for what it is - Sattire. It's good to know that there are a lot of women out there who have a sense of humour and I salute you all for your support! Thank you!

[RAGHUVARVASUDEV]

@MisterSharp

just be glad the feminists didn't hound you about this video... they are hypocrites...

[UNholyScop3]

lol two thumbs up man

[slipdude]

is this a joke because it is very offensive?!

[xblizzardsmarkx]

@slipdude It's sattire. Meant to make you laugh. Not to be offensive. :)

[bvktte]

hahahahaha this totally just made my day

[LtMcMuffin87]

Wow...both highly offensive AND funny!

[kennebec70]

oh my god. I knew this already.  a plague. be aware. One can only hope they'll take on over.

[xjoncamposx]

Absolutely amazing!

[hippostereo]

how to tell a lesbian: decreased level of attractiveness LOL. wth

[catyule13]

it is now a proven scientific fact that lesbians exist. Women, be on you guard.

[AceTracer]

WATCH OUT FOR TROUSER MOUNTERS!

[ZNORXtj]

Gays are cool but lesbians are just unnatural

[catyule13]

@ZNORXtj ya just scared!!!

[EffLabels]

@ZNORXtj Generalization much? lol

[10ch4n]

*Raises hand* So...Is a bisexual female one that either has a higher resistance to the pull of lesbianity, or one in which the process hasn't been completed yet? <,<;

[MisterSharp]

@10ch4n The bisexual woman, or "Double Damsel" is a strange breed comprising both female and lesbian parts. They can often be found on Reality TV shows or flaunting their depravity on internet sites for money

[10ch4n]

@MisterSharp Thank you very much! feel very happy, contented and proud to be edumacated by an amazing expert of female variations! <3

[xjoncamposx]

amazing! 

[StaulkHolm]

@MisterSharp

its like something out of the twilight zone...

[hoydengirl]

v well done.

[ChupuFox]

After viewing this, I promptly turned off my 'Xena' DVD,

Thank you for alerting me of my possible demise.

[tathrastreet]

HULARIOUS! My Sapphic Synapses are firing!

[KittenButter]

Hilarious. I love it.

I'm a lesbian and learned so much through this! Who knew I had secret knowledge about the clitoris?

[muscleboi4use]

@KittenButter Or indeed that you had a muff medulla?! I wonder what we gay men have instead? <grin>

[Littlestmuffin]

FUCKING LMAO xDDD

[sil3ntking]

lol

[bdyftns]

lol.....this is too funny.

[icaruspnw]

How do I convert? 

[yaoiking16]

Gay men and lesbians have one thing in common.....love of Xena lol

[spoenk]

awesome

[otakubox25]

This is absolutely haysterical! XDDD

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As long as it's sarcasm. Which I'm pretty sure it is.

[samthor]

I present you with a waist coat and pair of casual slacks as a token of my esteem.

[Jimmerz28]

Xena rofl

[tiliatomentosa]

This is a parody, right?

[MisterSharp]

@tiliatomentosa A mere pasquinade...although I can't really account for what Timmy Mallet gets up to these days. I could be bang on the money about that....

[islezeus]

@tiliatomentosa DUH

[tiliatomentosa]

OMG was this supposed to be serious?

[danger0usknowledge]

Lesboneyism - beware conservative short haired

republican candida-tes for Gov of Cali-for-annihilation.

[MCPetruk]

Why don't you have a million views? This is great stuff.

[Josr969]

Phunny

[TheBenEEeee]

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

[trampolinebouncing]

Great video! I remember on the vera first Big Brother they interviewed Zig and Zig about the contestant Anna. One of them said "She's not Irish, she's a Lesbanian."

[apocalypseprime2000]

briliant!

[gorgeusblonde]

fanny tastic sharpy!! xx