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  • I need more comedy... make more please. Go to HBO ... oh wait... they're owned by gluttonous, earth poisoning vampire corporations, that won't work. Karma and then big pharma meds will be coming for you Corzine. hardy har har

  • you guys are fucking brain-dead. youtube's number of views shown under the video lags the actual number of views, the faster views come in the slower it is to update. many people on youtube with millions of followers who have 500K views per video will only show a few thousand views for the first 24 hours they're up. i can't count how many times some dumbfuck has said it's a conspiracy and youtube is hiding the view count on their favorite youtube celeb before the view # updates 12 hours later.

  • @hyperbolian

    Why would an auto-incremental int column in a ISAM table format require a table lock or read delay? It requires more effort to delay the write... The like/dislike count is joined from user data preventing double voting, ect... They could enum('dislike','watched','like­d') and have both results accurate with very very little effort. It's a selective algorithmic choke point that happens ~300 views. They don't fix it because it's intentional. Deal with your reality sir...

  • MF WORLD? i guess i know what that means! indeed. this is the character that has manipulate humanity through all these years. and there's many out there is power. Good Acting !

  • Soros is funding OWS? If that's true, how come when I'm down there on Wall St. Most of them like me are pro - Ron Paul? When I'm chanting am I helping the enemy???

  • @omarlives Howdy brother, Alex is referring to Soros funding of corporations which in turn fund the official web presence of OWS. There are good people out there like you. It's been managed opposition from the upper levels. That doesn't mean that good people with real hearts aren't there standing up for what is good. These situations are multi layered. Best wishes to you and all your relations :-) May all beings be happy

  • @greatlakestrader So, am I helping the enemy since I'm in a group that is managed opposition? Or is it just my efforts there will be for naught? If he just controls the website, that doesn't necessarily mean he has control over our plans, decisions and actions, does it?

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  • @omarlives Hey, the way these folks operate, it's everywhere. Look at history. Look up how managed opposition works. None of that matters if you're are really in tune with helping people. Follow your heart. My opinion, we'd be much better off making friends with our neighbors, start neighborly food growing and friendship networks than being managed. Like fighting the borg in Star Trek, you modulate from the protest model to the outgrow model. Follow your heart and help others in the process.

  • @omarlives Don't worry about what anybody says here, if you can peacefully help people out there in OWS, great. I'm just reflecting other ideas. Having a university of ideas is a good thing ;-) Best wishes to you and all your relations.

  • why's John Corzine wearing jeans and a lincoln hat!!? oh man now i'm REally scared!!! :(

    he also looks very... familliar. hmmmm....

  • I prefer Officer Jackboot. The parody not a real jackboot ...

  • lol, it's good infowars has a comedy side!

  • lol i didnt know it was Alex until i heard his voice

  • I was hoping to hear "Corzine" with his high-pitched voice in this video. I found it much funnier.

  • well that was stupid.

    Way to beak back the stereotype of conspiracy theorists being fucking stupid.

  • @johncantees you don't understand. you have been so brainwashed dude! hes just showing you what Jon is really like secretly!

  • Love to see Alex making a point that's not so funny in his own unique way... Our local politician here in Canada just woke up 5 days ago!... he says, who knew... the Federal Reserve and bankers are the bastards to blame! Local empowerment and de-regulations to combat monopolies and off-the-grid housing development are on the way!

  • @alishadjc Where in Canada? And how does he expect to keep off-grid housing off the attention of authorities?

  • Alex, a great character you've created in Corzine. Somebody should produce a cartoon series of his misadventures.

    

  • = ) !!!!!

  • Alex Jones is mentally ill

  • @svettsprekk no hes not. hes trying to show you what Jon is really like secretly!

  • alex youre losin it buddy

  • @facelessDeathsquad no dumbass, hes getting into character!

  • @111vnderbnder111 oh thanks for setting me straight you genius

  • Alex lost weight?

  • Nice one, Alex. Made me laugh lol

  • ALEX JONES WTF IS YOUTUBE PROBLEM? WHY IS IT STILL SAYING U HAVE 302 VIEWS AND ITS ALREADY BEEN PASSED 2 DAYS? WHY ARE UR VIEWS MOVING A LOT LESS SOMETHING ISNT RIGHT

  • Dam!! The swat-team turned-out to be patriots!!! thanks to infowars!! But hold on!! Be back with another swat-team that's already brainwashed. This info-wars is really screwing up my plans!!! Hold-On I'LL BE BACK!!!

  • Lol Alex

  • LOL! You go Alex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

  • while the stick is funny alex kinda looks more like the penguin from batman with that hat on

  • LOL alex is so goofy its great ^_^ i mean the message is serious but it cracks me up he took the time to put on a fake beard & top hat haha :DD

  • AMERICANS is the MOST EASY people to FOOL!!

  • hahah this is gold Alex plays a great villain

  • Wasn't there a sunday show? Wheres the videos for that?

  • @theavailablenamessuk no

    Dave.

  • Alex Jones is the master! Yeah hehe

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  • did Charlie Veitch do this kinda stuff? ..... oh dear!

  • This is the mainstream alternative media of America. Sometimes I wonder if he does this slapstick stuff from time to time to intentionally discredit himself to the people that only partially listen to him. Maybe he's just nuts. Either way, it makes everything seem less real and less important. Maybe it's just me.

  • Good to see that the InfoWars team didnt loose their humor =). And it also makes me interested in that Jon Corzine guy.

  • OSAMA IS OBAMA Youtube it!

  • I'm glad he did this. Alex needs to be silly once in a while because the heated topics he deals with can be quite an overload.

  • whos sweet bus is that outside? It needs some surf racks!

  • Alex's marbles seem to be streaming out of his ears. Too bad his credibility is going to take a nose dive with all the marbles he's loosing.

  • 736 likes from just 302 views. I guess 434 people just knew they would like this video without even having to watch.

    Alex is funny but Youtube is hillarious! They think we are so stupid.

  • @ChrisPCrunchy YouTube is becoming part of the new world order media propaganda machine. Supress, lie, misinform and conceal the truth.

  • @CopiersOfficeEquip of course, anything that has any form of independant freedom that gets world wide attention is always bought up by special interests which is exactly why google the new world order global spy machine took over youtube a few years ago.

  • @ChrisPCrunchy If you knew anything about You Tube, you would know that they freeze videos at around 300 views and then the system at YT automatically performs checks to make sure bots arent running up the views. Once it verifies this then the view counter is where it should be.

  • @ChrisPCrunchy lol well said :)

  • @ChrisPCrunchy Thats because the number of views are not based on real time...it takes 24hours or more for view counts to refresh

  • @ColtraneTaylor So your saying that the fact that everyone is exposing youtubes manipulation of the view counts is forcing them to eventually let the true count be displayed. Thanks for the info and good luck with the head bashing, perhaps if you didnt do it you would be as smart as the rest of us though.

  • @ColtraneTaylor MMM You really should get that Aspergers treated. Bashing your head against the wall just isnt working. I understand you dont like YouTubes counter manipulation being exposed by me and others with higher intellects than yours. But I guess you are just going to have to put up with it. Anyway I am going to have your offensive comment removed now, So bye and good luck with the treatment for you mental disorder.

  • @ChrisPCrunchy Lmao. You pathetic little whiny bitch. I bet you call yourself "libertarian" too. Please do me a favor. Post your message about Jones post count on his videos every day. Go on.

  • i cant believe the view count is still delayed to 302

  • this really makes me want a top hat

  • All you Alex Jones viewers are being controlled to be to scared to do anything. Keep listening to every minute detail of your enslavement and see how paralyzed you become. This is classic controlled opposition. The sheep always need a shepherd.

  • Only Alex would do something like this

  • REV 18

  • BREAKING: US Troops Deploying on Jordan-Syria Border

    /watch?v=-v1h1bUfCVc

  • OK now, who discharged Alex Jones early from the nut house? Answer by 9am tomorrow or i'm docking all your wages.

  • Who buys into this crap?? This guy is an actor and a DISINFO AGENT. WAKE UP YOU FUCKING RETARDS!

  • @PhilosopherGod A disinfo agent?....I think you are a brainwashed moron.

    Do research what Alex speaks on is true. Explain the neverending bailouts, the bankers stealing and raping peoples pockets. Explain all that you asleep dummy!

  • @agenthelios1 Hey moron, tell me this - if Alex Jones is really exposing the NWO, why is he still alive?? He is telling you exactly what your globalist masters want you to hear, you gullible fucktard.

  • @PhilosopherGod If he was killed then it would just prove he was right. Its better that they dont address him so they can dismiss him as a tin foil hat kook.

    You will say this is not the case, but thats fine, just keep listening to CNN and Fox news, they seem to tell you what you want to hear.

  • @agenthelios1 LMAO no YOU keep listening to Alex Jones, fucking sheep LOL. Even Fox, MSM viewers are more informed that you are, fucking idiot.

  • @PhilosopherGod if you don't like what he say, then stop watching. Nobody is making you watch this.

  • @PhilosopherGod - If they killed him, that will confirm everything he has said as true...Obviously he was seen as a threat...

  • @Ahrataza2 Really? They can kill Kennedy, blow up 3 towers, but they are afraid killing this one asshole will blow their cover? Really?

    Damn you Alex Jones viewers are fucking ignorant sheep. Do yourself a favor and wake the fuck up.

  • @PhilosopherGod - Compare the awareness of the people from the time of Kennedy's death to now...The information has been put out via internet and a major power of that info going out is Alex.

    Alex talks about the death threats he gets many times. What exactly is you problem with Alex though? Lol I do not watch the man that much I just take the info and research it myself.

  • I don't know if that's really Corzine. It looks a lot like Alex in a disguise.

  • Where's your monocle alex?

  • Hahahaa, he reminds me of the old man in Red Dead Redemption. The snake oil salesman.

  • @armanarmadillo hell no.

  • @SuperCth69 Why not, look at the way he walks lol.

  • Looool yes Alex !

  • Greatest.

    Video.

    Of.

    All.

    Time. (Other than Star Wars Kid, of course)

  • lolol Awesome! But But Poor Mr. little soros is a philanthropist :) ) Ye right.

  • You should do your corzine with the helium-voice effects again, or maybe even use an octave divider. It was pretty funny that way. He sounded more like the diabolical fiend that he is. =D

  • WOW MOM EOE AND NE OTHER WAY TO SAY WOW

  • newsandinsight.thomsonreuters com/Securities/Insight/2011/12­_-_December/MF_Global_and_the_­great_Wall_St_re-hypothecation­_scandal/

    If link and paste does not work then copy it to google search and find the article.

  • If Alex Wasnt an agent, the gov wouldnt found his "headquarters"

  • @ICproductions2020 im mailing my registration form tomorrow!! im 21 and its the first time ive registered and Ron Paul running is the sole reason i did, seeing this comment everywhere is what got me to register!!

  • WOW :D

  • Good stuff Alex!!!!!!!!! They are a fucking joke, and they're on their last fucking legs! SCUM!!!! Humanity will win!!!!!!!!

  • Willy Wonka wore a top hat!

    Are Wonka and Corzine twins separated-at birth? They both know how to sugar-coat things.

  • @pinobot Somehow I don't feel actors deserve respect. I mean hello, they're getting paid for lying.

  • LOL. I bet it was a lot of fun to produce this video.

  • Has anybody noticed that there are more comments and ratings than there are views? Something is fishy here. The globalists at youtube are trying to keep Alex down. Thumbs up if you noticed.

  • @berylbill

    Are you new here? The view count takes a while to update on every video. It's not a conspiracy.

  • @WellIAMScottish Yes I know. I'm just being silly. Calm yourself down. Go watch a Ron Paul video or something.

  • Must watch watch?v=Xb51tAR7Pf4

  • Is that dramatization based on any actual references made to any innuendoes proceeding from John Corzine, or is this something out of your well-heeled libido?

  • @jmharrington if you like the color blue you are gay an have aids....thats what u just said in theory

  • Alex is a paranoic person. People not smart enough to see this are his supporters. That is why he attracts so many lower educated and or class people. I listen to him all the time for entertainment and news but would never want him running anything. According to his personality traits he is a paranoid person that feels betrayed because of things that happened to him in the past that tramatized him.

  • haha still 302 Views !

  • 302 Views is the magic number!!! 

  • Holy crap! Alex! You better do something about this guy!

  • Alex is a jesuit double agent

  • Awesome!

  • Have you guys seen the ad by Chase bank about help hiring 100,000 veteran?

  • ALEX...why is your news tips form page disabled?

  • Just the comment*

  • Wow...trying to post about something I saw on tv yesterday and how someone would make for a great guest on the show and my comment is blocked...why?..that's why I made the smiley face below just to see if it was my server; nope must the comment

  • :)

  • Keep liking this video and other videos view capped to expose the constant censoring and belittling of the truth by Youtube!

  • Well Alex it is about time you did another parody of someone as it has been a long time hilarious.lol

  • haha love it! go alex!

  • The fall of america will be the greatest story in future history books if there r any.

  • 302 views, 681 likes, LOL!

  • So for giggles and laughs Alex would dress up as his hero Colonel Sanders and eat fried chicken..

  • It's John "More Crime" Corzine !!!

  • less videos like thsi and more funny ones like "the american dream"

  • America,the home of crony capitalism!

  • I love this man!

  • Yes after all thats said & done the ONLY thing that matters is ARE YOU SAVED/BORN AGAIN. And if you think you are do you have your New Birth Certificate? For those who are not yet saved you can get saved by doing Romans 10:9&10 .Now at The Appointed Time The Lord Jesus Himself shall descend from Heaven with a shout & all those who have been sealed by The Holy Spirit shall be Lifted Up to meet the Lord in the air.1 Thessalonians 4:15-18. Maranatha. Amen & Amen

  • Woot top hat ftw!

  • Good god he needs to loose some weight

  • Hahahahahahaha. Mister Corz lite suckzzz aaaaaa lot!

  • haha whats crazy is that this is how shit works, as crazy as it seems to the average idiot, this is the mentality these mega bankers have and this is exactly what they are doing

  • ...alex.....i thought you meant it ..damn.....

  • Alex, you're retarded.

    But we love you.

  • This is fucking hillarious!

  • Alex's face at 0:37 is priceless! "...nothing you can do to stop me, mmmmmmm."

  • you know what song comes to mind when we see such videos as this? Warren G 'Regulate'

  • Where's his monocle?

  • Monopoly hat?

  • as good as it gets

    

  • why 601 likes but only 302 views? Damn they really don't want us to see this...

  • You're a maniac, man. LOL Corzine better watch this and crap his drawers.

  • Thats... is an amazing top hat! :o

  • I didn't thinking someone as rich as Corzine would wear such blah blue jeans :)

  • 302 views 580 likes

  • It's not enough to say "Vote Ron Paul"

    PEOPLE NEED TO SWITCH PARTIES 12 WEEKS IN ADVANCE OF THE PRIMARIES IN MOST STATES.

    IF YOU DO NOT SWITCH IN TIME YOU CANNOT VOTE IN PRIMARY.

    IF YOU ARE NOT REGISTERED REPUBLICAN YOU CANNOT VOTE IN PRIMARY.

    IF RON PAUL DOES NOT WIN PRIMARY, NO GENERAL ELECTION ! REGISTER AS A REPUBLICAN. FIND OUT WHEN YOUR STATE HAS PRIMARIES. FIND OUT WHERE AND VOTE VOTE VOTE ! PLEASE !

    WE NEED EVERY LAST VOTE ! Copy & paste this everywhere and THUMBS UP!

  • ron paul had a great debate today!

  • @LeLoupDriveIn Not always.

  • Lol... thank you, for posting.

  • HA! Awesome!

  • Love it lol

  • Funny stuff, everybody has to blow off steam or we would pop good job.

  • Hahahaha. We all need to laugh sometime :)

  • corzine is a closet fag...

  • Nice stash dude

  • Alex you are hilarious...you're not fooling me...lol

  • haha . nice hat.

  • Alex, sorry but I think videos like this one may actually hurt your credibility.. Sorry, much respect

  • Wow that was good, Alex.

  • Fock! This is hilarious! The mustache peeling off. The top hat. This is ingenious! How many outtakes were there. I cant imagine this being pulled off in one go without an eruption of laughter.

  • Alex your videos are being disrupted on Australian servers. I don't know what the gov't is doing here but all other videos have been streaming smoothly and as soon as i go to check up on the Infowar it starts lagging like crazy and i have to refresh a million times just to watch a 1 minute video.

  • @activechaos128 YousableTubeFix ftw

  • Hahaha Nice attempt. Not exactly hilarious tho haha.

  • Don Jon Corzine (DJC) Breaks into Infowars Headquarters works on so many levels.  Consider doing more were the Camera Person (CP) says very gently and very innocently - HOW COME? CP: How come you own this? DJC: Because I said so. CP: How come you say so? DJC: Because 1. CP: How come 1? DJC: Because 2… Alex, you get to drill down deep and get Absolute Full Disclosure from DJC. It all surfaces. You drill into the ENERGETIC of it. You disclose the spiritual ROOT of it. Great Grand therapy for us.

  • Camera Person CP says: So, what do you want? Don Jon Corzine DJC says: I own this now because I said so. And I control all the federal regulators - there is nothing you can do to stop me - hmm! CP: We are fighting people like you. We don’t want you here. We don’t like you. DJC: But that’s extreme. You need to give me all of your property. And there is nothing you can do to stop me. In fact, I am going to get the SWAT team right now, that we have militarized, to come deal with you.

  • I think Alex Jones needs to go on a vacation. He is having a total meltdown.

  • for a minute, i thought it was santa in a black suit.

  • aaach i love this shizo raw material every time he misses his medicine such things happen , rofl,sorry but rofl

  • Alex looks more like monopoly man....

    Does monopoly man got a bailout?

  • lol - mustache is crooked

  • Hahahaha

  • Ahhh...there it is. SOME Jones allies Occupy. Is that why Jones attacks OWS? Would he prefer his allies await his presence, glued to the Info-channels he runs?

    That would be a terrible reason.

    So please think of a better reason. Why does Jones use blatant dishonest propaganda, guilt by association, to attack OWS?

    It is worth considering.

  • I was supprised alex kept a straight face last night on infowars nightly news when he was interviewing hahaha nice1

  • I thought he transmitted from a cave?! lol