Viewer Mail - My Children's Names

[HerbalJah]

wtf? Why do celebs do this to their kids....fuckin "Moxie Crime-fighter" ?!? Whats his sons name? Zoltan? haha

[HerbalJah]

if you ever want to really piss off Penn, just talk some shit about his momma. He will go ape shit on your ass!

[brandilynnell]

damn. all of these reasons make perfect sense. i NEVER thought!!

[dubya3cdotcom]

This was of little interest but I got a bizarre name from my father and middle name sake Zoltán. A mad magyar family. Although a french surname with it will anger some remembering Trianon. Hahahaha.

He's right about moxie.....

–noun Slang .

1. vigor; verve; pep.

2. courage and aggressiveness; nerve.

3. skill; know-how.

Origin:

1925–30, Americanism ; after Moxie, a trademark (name of a soft drink)

[liberationn15]

I miss these :(

[pennsays]

Are you guys enjoying the annotations?

[kingarth143]

@pennsays Very much so.

[busyjaymz]

In all seriousness, who should one center himself on other than himself?

[ikvsabre]

Did anyone else catch the "more cowbell" reference? :-)

[KeroroGunsouTX]

Aren't all words "invented"?

Also, your children will probably hate you later for that.

[br33zyPWNZz]

I'm srslyy more intrigued with those annotations than his reasoning behind his kids names ! Though, CrimeFighter is one hell of a middle name :]

[rejershnivit]

Anyone know how to turn of the jackass popup video wannabes?

[CalebTheTimeTraveler]

Far Right Corner of the screen.

[rejershnivit]

Thanks!

[drealgrin]

i agree with alot of what he says though.

We're all self centered though, so don't judge him

[RyuzakiLawliett]

Annotation Fail xD

[plipsig]

Not only are they great names, but more importantly, they have their OWN names. I feel sorry for people who are named the exact same name as a parent. The worst example being a guy I knew in school, his father was named "Dick" and insisted on having his son be named after him. He just LOVED being called "Little Dick" by all his family to differentiate him from his father. I suggested to him maybe his dad should be called "Old Dick". He later used his middle name. That's what they're good for.

[bc9021010001]

Should have named them Cody and Cassidy. How original: D-list celebrities giving their kids odd names for a little bit of publicity.

[WACAcameraman]

who the fuck are you to tell other people that? he is obviously a better celebrity than you, and he doesn't fucking care what you think you obnoxious prick.

[Crashex750]

Penn Jillette is a randroid tool

[ondjima]

wouldnt it be ironic if your daughter grew up to be a criminal lol

[d4m4s74]

no offence, but Moxy Crimefighter sounds like the lesbian niece of Inspector Gadget

[gooyzit]

I.E. it's perfect for Penn's kids

[d4m4s74]

yup

[stepilon]

This guy used to be the shit. Seems to be kneeling in front of the bankers now. His greatest talent is to make people believe he's clever.

[kthekid]

Dr.Seuss and Dr.Doolittle have one difference. One of them does a lot more to help people. Not intended.

[gebbletook]

Moxie tastes pretty good. They sell it at a liqour store around the corner. It is like some blue bubblegum flavor stuff.

[humanist7117]

Poor kids.

[puentesflotantes]

I 'd love to see a Teller Says, you know... just staring at the webcam smiling, doing nothing haha by the way penn rules!!

[gebbletook]

I thought the same thing.

[mike23984]

AHHH comment overload

[DylanRude]

"THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!"

lmao, i didn't know Penn was a gamer

[andyman1218]

that game was epic, took me like a whole 3 hours to beat

[funboy7979]

Four words: Cody and Cassidy Gifford.

[drunkenmonkey379]

lol is that on purpose or did those of whom we do not speak(rules.1,2) decide to raid?

[oBRICKTOPo]

That was hilarious.

[Dejoblue]

So did some christian self righteous fucktard spam shit all over the screen here or what?

[MrHappyPants6000]

I always assumed Penn Jillette was a stage name. Gillette pen. Penn Jillete? That's either a huge coincidence,a stage name or his parents were just as wacky. Parents can name thier kids whatever they want. Some people still name their boys Percival or Percy. Who the fuck does that to a kid? Moxie is a nice name for a girl. Zolten sounds a little too close to a japanese robot for my taste though. Still, better than percy.

[ThatGuy1116]

whats with all the popups?

[ZiggyKitty]

HA! The cake IS a lie!!! :P

[shybell2002]

lala

[MyPinkTulip]

You know, I think Penn should talk about HIS name!

Penn...I mean...lol That's not a usual name! :P

I LOVE the name Moxie!! :D

[BlinkPunk5]

Penn's mother always loved the name "Penny". That would have been the name if the child was a daughter. But alas we have Penn.

[MyPinkTulip]

Ohh!

Thanks! :)

[hoss1962]

Thought it was short for Penis....

[AngelofMercyII]

Holy Jeebus, LOL, you guys like my terrible typos!

I have bad typing skills lol!

~CoCo~

*first is=it, *teaditional=traditional~ OMFG LOL! I crack myself up somedays!

[AngelofMercyII]

OKAY You guys, way too Many popup messages, almost none of them were needed, they were funny for two seconds, then just really annoying times ten googleplex!

Aside from that I Love the Names Penn!!!

This coming from a girl who would name a son Anikin, or Tiberius... or PENN! LOL. I think in this day and Age is is imparitive to become more than teaditional with names. I hate yelling Mikey down the street for my brother and having twelve guys turn around. GO PENN for being creative!

~CoCo~

[mrhippothethird]

why would you name your kids that? they never had a chance....

[hoss1962]

With Penn as a father I bet they will have a better chance than your kids....

[mrhippothethird]

it was a joke jackass

put your big mouth to better use and suck my dick

[hoss1962]

You always go on-line to solicit men for sex, fag?

[mrhippothethird]

you got something against gays jackass?

I solicit men when ever i see them big boy

[hoss1962]

I wouldn't hold anything against you nancy-boy - but with a fag-father your kids never had a chance....

[CiscoNast]

Those things that pop-up are annoying, yes?

[thefakeyeti]

The comments automitcally go across the screen!?

cool..

[Charactereyes]

i named my kids "Asspirate Buttsecks Newton" and "WTF OMGBBQ Newton", because I think America needs more Asspirate, buttsex, and wtf bbq's.

If you can't see that those names are stupid; you'll never realize your kids are going to be banging heroin in 15 years because you gave them such retarded names they will want to kill everyone in their middle school. Oh yeah Asspirate Buttsecks was mostly my wife's idea, so in that case it's somehow totally cool and acceptable. Actually not. Fail.

[cromartiedropout1]

Such cute and original names =)

[stealspell]

What this country needs is more cowbell. :D

[garywdean]

Wow, I didn't think I'd ever use that "Turn annotations off" button!

[DyingFetus408]

thoose annotations were great lol more cowbell

[EdwardCullensWife]

LMAO at all the annotations. I think Penn was slightly more than bored when he was editing this video.

[LadyVIolence]

Awesome names. =)

[LadyVIolence]

Lmfao @ all the notes. +Drowns in side notes+

[pldl10]

i think the annotations are viewer maill...

[Solar2]

isn't there a way to turn this shit off? if there isn't there should be, lol

[kcolumbusgirl]

Don't WATCH the video - just listen to it in the background while doing something else, and you don't even notice them. :P

[Sniper257]

I think someone hacked the account.

[nonamejayal]

It's probably payback for the time he gave out Michael Goudeau's password on his radio show.

[djancak]

why are all the /b/tard references in there?

[OniLunchbox]

The annotations are great, until about 2:56 when some cancer shows up.

[Napstrpsx]

Some of the annotations were pretty funny, this enablement should be a rarity but for now it was worth it. At least a lot of Penn fans are intelligent.

My only beef is people who left tons of annotations, I don't want to see like 15 annotations from the same user, it's funnier if they're more unique.

[DragonMasterMarf]

The great firewall of China

That was my favorite annotation.

[pmq123]

hahaha i love the annotations!!! XD

faved just for that

[Qrawzseg]

the cake is a lie, so eat some pie!

[Eldxale]

What the fuck is happening?

[gernboken]

moxie is awful. cool name and all. but the beverage tastes like coke with... glue in it.

[DotPaulish]

Thanks Penn!

[sypher113]

Sweet zombie jebus.

[NoDeity]

Is there a way to block to pop-ups?

[therrydicule]

Yes, the right side of the video, down, there is a kind of "->" on the vertical (a triangle or an arrow). Click there, a menu, and now the "->" in diagonal (just like when you turn over a page). Then the comment will disappear. Anyway, that was funny, but annoying.

[NoDeity]

Excellent. Thank you.

[therrydicule]

You welcome.

[cosmicterror]

Thoes pop ups are fucking annoying

[Cailwyn]

Isn't any word invented?

[holtaprid]

I think he means just out of the blue, having no origin in any language.

[enuvune]

Robbie, please introduce Penn to 4chan if he's not already aware of it. Then get him to make a video about it. Naked.

[tiyenin]

HAXXORD??

[creativewind]

lol @ all the annotations. it can't be annotated now - I wonder if they are able to delete them?

[lackin124]

I hope not, this is fucking hilarious.

[ZombieX13]

I couldn't concentrate with all the annotations so i JUST LISTENED INSTEAD.

[Cybersonic5]

Those were some seriously salmon pink walls!

Can we ever look forward to new episodes of Bull-Shit?

[sserpent21]

I think it's a vagina metaphor

[PhaTboyBLIIM]

calling my kid bread, gonna be sick

[alixinthemiddle]

Moxy Crime-fighter Jillette?

XD epic.

[MarkLucasTube]

You're a good guy. It's great that you do this YouTube thing.

[serialXdreamer]

I love your childrens' names, I think they're wonderful and unique. too many bland names out there.

[OmnipotentO]

fucking badass names

[PizzaGod]

Penn, at least you didn't name your kids Dweezle and Moonunit :)

the annotations were funny, but there were so many of them I dont even know what Penn just said.

[MagnusIan]

Penn, I think your kids have very cool, unique names. There's too many Daves and Lindas out there. I think I'll give my kids cool names too.

[yetidetective]

makes me wish i'da named my kid Optimus Voltron Brown

[MBRHIndustries]

Me too.

[qanazir]

Moxie is quite a fine name.

But Zoltan is just awesome in all it's coolness.

[MassZombicide]

Your daughter has the most incredibly fuckin awesome name ever! Fuckin Moxy? Fuck people who think that's a bad name, they're idiots, they have to be. A dumb name would have been Apple, not fuckin Moxy

[firefly927]

Moxie, not Moxy

[dimone]

Can someone tell me how to turn off the annotations? I'd rather watch Penn without the lame pop-ups.

[ihaterik]

Yeah that's some stupid lame ass crap. Anyways if you go the the box in the lower right hand corner of the screen next to the volume and the button to make screen larger, you click and that box and it'll bring up the option to turn off the VH1 pop up crap. Hope that helps

[neoyorke]

TOO FUCKIN FUNNY!!!

[bleunt]

Like Kodak is an invented word? Aren't all words invented? ;) Well, except for the ones who aren't. Hehe.

[dreamdewil]

The annotating stuff was hilarious.

[lovasip]

Zoltan.

Actually the name has Turkish origins (it menas king , 'sultan'), but it is a very common name in Hungary nowadays, and in the past .

[lovasip]

It is a pity that the usage of unique names is not popular. Everyone is Peter. It is booooring.

[lehman]

Elvis didn't do no drugs.

[okeeffdp]

thats a double negative you just said

"elvis did drugs" what you meant

"elvis didn't do drug"

[dimone]

That Elvis comment is from Penn's now long gone and sorely missed radio show. Penn would frequently say, "Elvis didn't do no drugs." I forget why Penn said it, but that's what the annotator was referring to.

[okeeffdp]

oh my bad

[PizzaGod]

He also says it in one of the BS shows. That is where I new it from

[mortusdominus]

The double negative is part of the point.

[Emwhyceeaychayell]

it was intentional, you twit...

[Namirsolo]

This annotating stuff is annoying as hell. Please don't do that.

[Connman555]

If I ever find Moxi in stores I'll have to try some.

I wish I was named Zolten.

[MastrodiAtheist]

Moxie is amazing. It is a great drink.

[lehman]

If you like the taste of incest.

[dave28lax]

Well, at least you didn't go with something like Fifi Trixibelle!

[Jessiqua42]

Penn, when the time comes, I don't envy you the task of gently informing your daughter that her namesake soda tastes like ass. Moxie isnt a beverage, it's black death in a bottle! Good luck with that.

;o Hey Robbie!

[pennsays]

Hey Jessiqua42!!

[davcar23]

Isn't it funny how some people worry so much about their kids names and they research on books and history... and they all end up being called "dude" or any other name calling? That's why if I ever have a kid I'll name him "Hey You".

[PerfectionObsessive]

What's your favorite quotation?

[HammandClov]

Moxie is unique but crime fighter is strange, however, thats the beauty of a middle name - it's usually not used and for kids with shitty first names, they pray that their middle name is better. I remember I had a girlfriend whose mother was close to naming her "Snickers" - fav candy bar of hers - but settled on Twyla. At least she isn't named a symbol. Recently, I had someone tell me a person wanted to name their kid @ - lol.

[AlmightyAtheismo]

Moxie CrimeFighter is an awesome name!

But if you ever have another kid, you should name it Ball Point.

[Stralya2000]

You're the same age as me and I'm a grey ghost!

[SameFatCrow]

i'd probably end up calling them mox and zolt

everyone gets the arguably obnoxious abbreviation from me

[Panman38]

I don't really get the point of middle names. I only ever use mine sometimes on the internet when I don't want to use my real last name.

[IllPropaganda]

Could listen to Penn all day!

[Bucknik]

I like the name Moxxy, but I don't know how to spell it.

[Bucknik]

...and then I noticed it spelled Moxie in the tags.